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All the vampires in that series like Justin Beeber (however you spell his name) are probably castrated. I agree, the series is toilet water, and iirc, I believe there's a movie out or soon to be that's a parody of it, which I should see along with "Inside Job".
The movies sucks
The books...are decent
Quote from: "Dome"The movies sucks
The books...are decent
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So, are you saying that the books sucks and you like the movies?
I think the movie "Vampires Suck" is the parody...
Quote from: "Jon"I think the movie "Vampires Suck" is the parody...
The movie was funny as hell xD
Quote from: "Dome"So, are you saying that the books sucks and you like the movies?
No I am saying it sucks altogether.
Vampires suck was hilarious! The only reason they got rated so low was butthurt MeyerPire fans. I STILL DON'T GET THE FUCKING SPARKLING IN THE SUNLIGHT! Also, if you've seen the 4th harry potter movie:[attachment=0:72eepbg8]bWuzJV44hq3i76vnbSuyGGRho1_400.jpg[/attachment:72eepbg8]
I have a strict policy about avoiding anyone who likes Twilight. I also refuse to allow playdates for my son with anyone named Edward, Jacob, Bella, Cullen, or Renesme.
What are the chances of actually knowing someone named "Renesme"? Haha.
Really like the Ugly Americans Twilight spoof, and Ugly Americans in general. Good show.
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Carmilla was gay....
Double standard for gay women though, right?
Kinda pisses me off that Twilight is giving the gay community a bad rep, as every gay guy I know isn't anything like the sparkly vampire bastards in Twilight.
Oh, and you would be surprised at how many 1-2 year olds have those names. Even Renesme... So freaking scary, I know five Edwards, 2 Jacobs, and a Cullen. The only Bella was named after her grandmother though, so that doesn't count.
Considering Twilight appeals mostly to girls, I think the charge of Twilight being "gay" is extremely off-base. It's pretty damn heterosexual.
Considering that teen girls lusting after gay men is the new 'in' thing, I think the allegations have merit. Though not nearly as much merit as claiming that it is all Mormon propaganda.
Girls lusting after gay men is anything but new. Remember the Backstreet Boys? And what's this about Merman propaganda?
There are quite a few articles on it, but this one is by far the funniest.
http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html#cutid1 (http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html#cutid1)
I study mythology, both old and new, after forcing myself to stomach the first Twilight, book, there is no doubt that the entire thing is Mormon propaganda. Considering how messed up Stephanie Meyer is, I wouldn't be surprised if she never realized it herself.
Meyer IS a mormon, so that makes perfect sense... wait didn't the mormons say harry potter was bad because it had witches? BUT SPARKLY VAMPIRES ARE A-OK
It makes sense, but it is still pretty sad that she can't write anything that isn't copypasta from The Book of Moron. Really, Jesus teleported to America, and all Native Americans have dark skin because they hate god? Yeah... NO.
Edit: Cool. God gets turned into St. Ajora... But when you see this, it will be redundant.
that's because god is god. duh.
I thought St. Ajora was more of a Jesus counterpart than G___O___D?
Actually, St. Ajora is pretty much Jesus, just turned into a girl.
Well, evil Jesus.
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Well, SEXY evil FEMALE Jesus.
Fix'd
Sexy? I dunno I thought Altima 1 was kinda bleh. The hair-wings especially.
SCREW THE HAIR SHE HAZ BEWBS!
First time through, I thought Saint Ajora was more akin to Joan of Arc... It never occurred to me at the age of 12 that she was a Crystal Dragon Jesus.
Quote from: "Kill_Bones"I thought St. Ajora was more of a Jesus counterpart than G___O___D?
G0dhead, son. G0dhead.
God
For Dave:
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If I was that baby, can I file for Child Abuse later on?
I hope that's a girl, or their life is FUCKED.
I hope that is a temporary tattoo, cause if not, that is fucking sick. Why is taste so rare in the world? I fear that my intolerance of idiocy will spread to my children, and they too will have very few friends because of it.
I swear to god, I am not THAT smart, but so many people are just so stupid, that I can't help but feel superior.
That link brings up an important topic.
Menstration.
Let me say that again.
Menstration.
How does menstration fit in the vampire mythos? Do female vampires menstrate? Can you become a vampire by drinking it? Can a vampire live of the mense of a human woman, or is it "dead blood"?
And don't vampires already have blood wings?
I imagine that a female vampire's reproductive days are over, hence no menses.
Also, gross.
the book addresses it. Female vampires are sterile since theyre *frozen* in time and its a cycle thing. male vampires are still reproductive because once a male can make babies, he can ALWAYS make babies.
Doesn't that sound just like the kind of misogynistic bullshit that Moronism advocates?
No...?
You need a blog or something Dave. 3/4 of your replies that I've seen have been religion bashing. You need an out for this sort of thing.
Quote from: "DaveSW"I hope that is a temporary tattoo, cause if not, that is fucking sick. Why is taste so rare in the world? I fear that my intolerance of idiocy will spread to my children, and they too will have very few friends because of it.
^^^^^^^^
no, its a real tattoo
because babies get those all the time, especially those of suburban mothers
All that is left is to hope that this baby is a girl. At least her life will be a bit easier...
Where the fuck is this image?
As for child abuse, if I had kids, I'd raise them with the necronomicon. No, not the gay-ass chaos magick necronomicon, but the "Cthulhu fhtagn" Necronomicon (notice the capitalization). Just for the sheer mindfuck of it.
Imagine, little Timmy brings his friends over to play video games. The first thing his buddies see when the open the door is a velvet painting of two stags being devoured by Our Lord and Masticator, Cthullu, while Elvis, a group of Native Americans, and a wolf fight over the bloody remains of a pair of gay cowboys and their horses.
but the kid will have lots of friends! She (i sure hope it is a she) will be queen of the local twilight fangirl club and will grow up obsessed with it, spreading the disease that is the love of twilight.
Imagine twilight missionaries knocking on your door trying to sell you the first book. Stephanie Meyer didnt write a book, she spawned a cult.