The chances of a random object being a scone are one in six.
I'm not really into pokemon.
so that's where it's from
I traveled here from the year 1988 to say this:
ARE THERE ANY BAGELS LEFT?!
We no longer eat your stale doughnut shaped grain products. We have replaced bagel eating with biting down on a harder than diamond english muffin whilst being beaten in the groin with brass knuckles. Some think this is just painful and a waste of time, but they have forgotten that we used to do this without the muffin.