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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Xifanie on September 11, 2010, 09:19:47 am

Title: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Xifanie on September 11, 2010, 09:19:47 am
On this holy day, our Lady was born. We must remember what she has bought us, as she is our reason to live.
You cannot be rational if you do not believe in the St. Ajora.
You cannot feel empathy if you do not believe in the St. Ajora.
You cannot lead a fulfilling life if you do not believe in the St. Ajora.
Your existence is doomed to eternal pain if you do not believe in the St. Ajora.


That is why you must acknowledge the Holy Ajora as your creator. As she is the one and only true g[s:hrrtm4qp][/s:hrrtm4qp]od.

If you want eternal life, now is the time to get saved and get your testimony for the Lady St. Ajora. If you do not want to spend eternity in hell and the lake of fire, now is the time to get saved and worship St. Ajora Glabados.

You have likely heard that it is impossible to prove that St. Ajora exists. You have heard wrong. Not only can the existence of St. Ajora be proven, denying the proof undermines rational thought. It is true that St. Ajora does not need anyone to prove Her existence. The Germonique Scriptures teaches that the existence of St. Ajora is so obvious that we are without excuse for denying Her. No one needs proof that St. Ajora exists.

Farlem.

The atheist can't find St. Ajora for the same reason that a thief can't find a policeman.

Farlem.

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful, and has nobody to thank.

Farlem.

Humanism or atheism is a wonderful philosophy of life as long as you are big, strong, and between the ages of eighteen and thirty-five. But watch out if you are in a lifeboat and there are others who are younger, bigger, or smarter.

Farlem.

The atheist can appeal to nothing absolute, nothing objectively true for all people, it is just mere opinion enforced by might. The Christian appeals to a standard outside himself/herself in which truth and qualitative values can be made sense of.

Farlem.

Science can tell us how to do many things, but it can not tell us what ought to be done.

Farlem.

The greatest act of faith takes place when a man finally decides that he is not St. Ajora.

Farlem

Masturbation will not truly relieve the sexual pressure that one may feel.
It may for a short moment,
but in the long run it only creates a deeper desire and capacity for sex,
which will lead to more masturbation.
If you let yourself become enslaved to a sexual high,
you will find that you need to go to increasingly extreme acts to maintain the same degree of excitement.

Farlem.

I hope you will pray with me for her Lady's resurrection once more, so that she can vanquish the false go[s:hrrtm4qp][/s:hrrtm4qp]ds and Ramza the Devil.

Farlem.
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on September 13, 2010, 05:29:19 pm
Farlem.

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Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Kaijyuu on September 13, 2010, 08:37:25 pm
I thought it was a he?
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Zozma on September 14, 2010, 03:35:42 am
you love holy god day eh zodiac <3
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Xifanie on September 14, 2010, 08:08:13 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"I thought it was a he?
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Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Kaijyuu on September 14, 2010, 03:19:37 pm
It's not my fault your religion's games... I mean, texts are inconsistent and full of translation errors!
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Xifanie on September 14, 2010, 03:34:32 pm
BLASPHEMY!

YOUR SINS LAY HEAVY UPON YOU, DEFILER OF SOULS! BY THE HOLY LAW YOU SHALL BE OBLITERATED!

IN THE NAME OF ST. AJORA GLABADOS I WILL KILL YOU!!ONE11
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: philsov on September 14, 2010, 04:29:48 pm
Ajora has monster gender.

>_>
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Kaijyuu on September 15, 2010, 01:10:55 am
QuoteYOUR SINS LAY HEAVY UPON YOU, DEFILER OF SOULS! BY THE HOLY LAW YOU SHALL BE OBLITERATED!

Ye of detestable name and virtue, false apostle, thou art bade back to the abyss!



(Valkyrie Profile has such awesome quotes)
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Bowser Koopa on September 16, 2010, 07:58:39 pm
Praise be to Yevon.
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Zozma on September 16, 2010, 08:26:28 pm
Ajora Is a he who likes to take over the bodies of young girls so that he can play with him/herself. that is all
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Xifanie on September 16, 2010, 08:43:03 pm
Quote from: "Zozma"Ajora Is a he who likes to take over the bodies of young girls so that he can play with him/herself. that is all
You sir, are a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: Zozma on September 16, 2010, 08:58:50 pm
hey, it is what it is
Title: Re: Oh Holy Day
Post by: GeneralStrife on September 17, 2010, 03:54:16 pm
You will not live to see the day lord dagon walks the earth!