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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on August 25, 2010, 03:07:48 pm

Title: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on August 25, 2010, 03:07:48 pm
Jesus lives... as a zombie!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus)

Vampire Jesus:
Judas is often portrayed as being the very essence of evil by many Christians. However, it is apparent to the intelligent population that Judas was in fact the original vampire slayer and the ancestor of Simon Belmont. With the help of his greatest friend and ally Ponchos Pilot, Judas was able to defeat Vampire Jesus following his resurrection. The vampire slayer whip, which played a crucial role in the defeat of Vampire Jesus, was actually crafted by a distant relative of Jesus named Jewsus who always had a burning hatred for the devilish carpenter.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cyborg_Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cyborg_Jesus)

I want to see a "What is a man?" screencap with jesus as Dracula and Judas as Richter.
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Dome on August 25, 2010, 04:28:25 pm
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: VampragonLord on August 25, 2010, 06:54:16 pm
dome has a silly voice
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Wiz on August 26, 2010, 12:55:32 am
LOL, I just got done recording an Alucard playthrough on the saturn version and now I'm doing Maria and eventually Richter's AND A SECOND RUN OF REPLAYING THE BEGINNING OF 1.3030 . There's more where that came from, haha but yeah what a coincidence.

Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: philsov on August 26, 2010, 11:49:57 am
(http://slightlyperturbed.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jcvh_lg1.jpg)

WHAT NOW, PGF?!
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Kaijyuu on August 28, 2010, 10:01:24 pm
I would so watch that movie.
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Zenko on August 28, 2010, 10:07:30 pm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/)
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Kaijyuu on August 28, 2010, 10:29:47 pm
*contemplates looking for a torrent*
Title: Re: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Post by: Gotwald on August 30, 2010, 12:05:13 am
Ian Driscoll (The writer) is my friends cousin; in fact, my friend was even featured in one of Ian's other movies "Harry Knuckles and the pearl Necklace".

It's a good movie.