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Title: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Dokurider on July 04, 2010, 12:59:36 am
http://www.visitidaho.org/thingstodo/ca ... asino.aspx (http://www.visitidaho.org/thingstodo/casinos/fort-hall-casino.aspx)

FOURTH LARGEST CASINO IN IDAHO! WE GOT OVER 900 MACHINES, DINING, GIFT SHOPS, GAS STATIONS, BROKEN DOWN TRUCKS, NOTHING BUT FUCKING ROCKS AND DIRT TO LOOK AT FOR MILES AND MILES AROUND, AN EMPTY DESOLATE ENVIRONMENT WITH SCENERY THAT WOULD FIT RIGHT INTO MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE AT NIGHT, THAT SECOND/THIRD WORLD COUNTRY EXPERIENCE YOU CAN'T GET ELSEWHERE WITHOUT LEAVING THE COUNTRY, AND A RV PARK. THAT'S RIGHT, AN RV PARK. FOR YOUR RV. THAT YOU HAVE.

GAMBLING AT MY CASINO FUNDS THE SHOSHONE BANNOCK'S SEMI ANNUAL PER CAPITA PAYMENT SO THAT WE CAN BLOW IT ALL ON BEER, CARS PARTS, DRUGS, FIREWORKS, CHEAP WHORES, AND OTHER STUPID SHIT THEY DON'T NEED SO THEY END UP AS BROKE AND DESTITUTE AS THEY WERE BEFOREHAND AND RELYING ON COMMODITY FOOD FROM THE GUMMIT, CRIME, PANHANDLING, AND HUNTING AND GATHERING LIKE THE GODDAMNED STONE AGE TO SURVIVE.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU INDIRECTLY FUND DOKURIDER. HELP HIM BUY PHONE CARDS SO THAT CAN CONTINUE TO SURF THE INTERNET ON MOBILE INTERNET MODEM AND LOOK AT JILL VALENTINE/CHUN-LI/RIDER/FFT PORN/READ ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA/TV TROPES/CHAT/IDLE ON IRC, FUND HIS COCA COLA AND PIZZA HABIT, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HELP FUND HIS EVENTUAL ESCAPE FROM AMERICA. COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINOS NOW! I PROMISE I'LL TRY TO HELP PICKLE FAN BOY TO ESCAPE TOO.

ALSO IT WILL HELP ME BUY TREATS FOR MY KITTY KATS.
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Zypher on July 07, 2010, 05:18:32 am
QuoteALSO IT WILL HELP ME BUY TREATS FOR MY KITTY KATS.

well that settles it......
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: SentinalBlade on July 30, 2010, 06:25:11 pm
HAHAHA!!!

I was actually raised for 7 years in idaho... doku, the first part of that paragraph is so true its funny :P how fancy are your cats, if you need a casino to pay for their food?
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on July 31, 2010, 10:33:18 am
Casino Tax = tax on people stupid enough to believe that you can win at a casino.

I'm looking for my old Pickle Girl avatar.  Turns out I deleted it.  It's really odd how a library's web filter blocks pictures of Pickle Chan, but allows images of women with pickles sticking out their lady parts.

And furries are okay, apparently.

Take me away
oh
take me away
we'll ride off into nowhere
together on your doku
I'll hold you tight
at night as we cuddle
with your doku.

What the fuck's a doku?
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: GeneralStrife on July 31, 2010, 10:43:20 am
delivared
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on July 31, 2010, 10:46:18 am
Thanks.  You can remove that now, this site doesn't allow pron, except on the hidden pron-group only board.
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: GeneralStrife on July 31, 2010, 10:51:47 am
Lol im gonna take your word for it, wish i could find moar of her pics though, b wont deliver
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on July 31, 2010, 11:14:24 am
Did anyone ever find magitek's myspace or facebook or something?
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Kaijyuu on July 31, 2010, 09:28:16 pm
Quote from: "Pickle Girl Fanboy"except on the hidden pron-group only board.
How might one gain entry to such a high-class establishment?
Title: Re: COME GAMBLE AT OUR CASINO
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on August 01, 2010, 01:05:22 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"
Quote from: "Pickle Girl Fanboy"except on the hidden pron-group only board.
How might one gain entry to such a high-class establishment?
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