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Title: Published Author!
Post by: Bastard Poetry on May 12, 2010, 05:02:18 am
It's only a matter of time now, my friends.

(http://www.museofoblivion.com/mim.jpg)
Title: Re: Published Author!
Post by: Dome on May 12, 2010, 05:22:18 am
lolpenis
Title: Re: Published Author!
Post by: philsov on May 12, 2010, 10:43:31 am
(http://wondermark.com/store/pic_dappercaps.jpg)
Title: Re: Published Author!
Post by: VampragonLord on May 13, 2010, 04:52:40 am
So do we get a mention in your book?
remember, as your psuedo internet whatever i get 1/1000th of the total revenue as child support, or at least a free copy(signed), i want to try and use it in a report for my english class.
We're behind you all the way you bastard you!
Title: Re: Published Author!
Post by: Bastard Poetry on May 31, 2010, 11:02:50 am
I'll see if I can work in "VampragonLord" into Bastard Poetry. Maybe it'll be a code word of some sort.. like the "safe word" for rape-fantasy roleplaying between two characters.

Also, I love Wondermark now. Thanks, philsov!
Title: Re: Published Author!
Post by: VampragonLord on May 31, 2010, 05:00:54 pm
that would be hilariously awesome! though i think adventurequest owns vampragons, and that could become an issue....
Title: Re: Published Author!
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on June 02, 2010, 07:27:37 pm
Do you have any advice for someone who wants to whore out whatever writing ability he has so he won't have to live with his fucking parents?

In a related note, Fairuza Balk is the most beatiful woman on the planet.  Tied in second place are:
Ellen Page,
Juana Molina, and
That really fucking hot librarian who works at the Middlefield Library in Middlefield, Ohio.  The dark-haired one.  She looks that good and SHE HAS TWO KIDS!!!  This is good, because, if she's still hot after having two kids, you know she's gonna look good for at least another twenty years.  And, for some reason her upper lip makes me break out in a cold sweat.  I think it's the way she bites down on it when she smiles and it kinda twists.  I don't know what the hell I'm saying.  It looks really dirty and really sexy at the same time.