Title: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 12, 2010, 01:41:20 pm
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 12, 2010, 01:41:20 pm
What would his quote be?
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on April 12, 2010, 01:42:32 pm
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on April 12, 2010, 01:42:32 pm
"Son of our Lord, come down with righteous fury! Christ Almighty!"
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Dome on April 12, 2010, 01:42:49 pm
Post by: Dome on April 12, 2010, 01:42:49 pm
Son if the omnipotent one, crush the atheist!
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: philsov on April 12, 2010, 01:50:51 pm
Post by: philsov on April 12, 2010, 01:50:51 pm
"Do you think you're what they say you are!?
Jesus Christ... SUPERSTAR!"
Edit: Jesus Christ Superstar really is an awesome movie/musical. It does well to humanize both Judas and Pontius Pilate, and its waaaay up there on the funk-o-meter. Recommended for skeptics and believers alike!
Jesus Christ... SUPERSTAR!"
Edit: Jesus Christ Superstar really is an awesome movie/musical. It does well to humanize both Judas and Pontius Pilate, and its waaaay up there on the funk-o-meter. Recommended for skeptics and believers alike!
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Xifanie on April 12, 2010, 03:34:19 pm
Post by: Xifanie on April 12, 2010, 03:34:19 pm
"Prepare yourselves, powerless ones!"
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 12, 2010, 04:25:48 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 12, 2010, 04:25:48 pm
"Haha, no, I'm not staying. I heard you guys were frying twinkies now. I wanted to get in on that!"
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Vanya on April 12, 2010, 10:08:48 pm
Post by: Vanya on April 12, 2010, 10:08:48 pm
"Fuckers!"
-Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta
-Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Smash on April 12, 2010, 11:40:41 pm
Post by: Smash on April 12, 2010, 11:40:41 pm
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz""Son of our Lord, come down with righteous fury! Christ Almighty!"
Instant atheist status to all characters afterwards.
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: VampragonLord on April 13, 2010, 04:06:48 am
Post by: VampragonLord on April 13, 2010, 04:06:48 am
he is... all you do is punch a hole in your own stomach and bleed to death as an offering, and he possesses the nearest dress wearer and explodes ultima demons.
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Archael on April 13, 2010, 04:07:37 am
Post by: Archael on April 13, 2010, 04:07:37 am
QuoteWhat if Jesus was a summon spell?
I would LOL outloud irl
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 13, 2010, 12:32:38 pm
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 13, 2010, 12:32:38 pm
What would Mohammed and Buddha's quotes be?
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 13, 2010, 04:48:48 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 13, 2010, 04:48:48 pm
Neither are deities so it wouldn't work.
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Kokojo on April 13, 2010, 05:43:57 pm
Post by: Kokojo on April 13, 2010, 05:43:57 pm
''PLEASE SAVE ME''
-Effect : None.
-Effect : None.
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: samuchan on April 17, 2010, 11:04:36 pm
Post by: samuchan on April 17, 2010, 11:04:36 pm
"JC come and help me!"
Full heal and status remove for all allies.
Full heal and status remove for all allies.
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Archael on April 18, 2010, 11:48:15 am
Post by: Archael on April 18, 2010, 11:48:15 am
Quote from: "Kokojo"''PLEASE SAVE ME''
-Effect : None.
omgaoeay how dare u thats so insulting ! :O
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: SolidSnakeDog on April 18, 2010, 11:44:34 pm
Post by: SolidSnakeDog on April 18, 2010, 11:44:34 pm
*JC please come and save us form our suffering.*
-Effect : Instant death to all living thing in the universe.
...ah sh**! *Died*
-Effect : Instant death to all living thing in the universe.
...ah sh**! *Died*
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 19, 2010, 11:25:53 am
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 19, 2010, 11:25:53 am
Hey JC
Come save me
And all my peoples from the oppressive
***
(Someone else do the next three lines.)
Come save me
And all my peoples from the oppressive
***
(Someone else do the next three lines.)
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Dome on April 19, 2010, 12:38:02 pm
Post by: Dome on April 19, 2010, 12:38:02 pm
No more boobs PGF?
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Kagebunji on April 19, 2010, 02:58:34 pm
Post by: Kagebunji on April 19, 2010, 02:58:34 pm
Quote from: "Dome"No more boobs PGF?
You don't seem yourself without them, PGF. MOAR BOOBIES!!!
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: formerdeathcorps on April 19, 2010, 06:15:41 pm
Post by: formerdeathcorps on April 19, 2010, 06:15:41 pm
For the summons:
Christ: In the name of the Almighty, call forth his son!
Mohammad: Words of the last prophet, awaken us to the dawn!
Range = Map; Effect = Faith or Innocent to all targets
Christ: In the name of the Almighty, call forth his son!
Mohammad: Words of the last prophet, awaken us to the dawn!
Range = Map; Effect = Faith or Innocent to all targets
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 20, 2010, 02:02:21 pm
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 20, 2010, 02:02:21 pm
What happened to that one guy who did all those random quotes for Boredom and Penis?
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Eternal on April 20, 2010, 09:10:59 pm
Post by: Eternal on April 20, 2010, 09:10:59 pm
That would be me. Ever since I first saw this topic, I've been thinking of a decent quote for Jesus. I've nothing yet... but soon, Jesus will have a spell quote!
EDIT: 200th post. w00t?
EDIT: 200th post. w00t?
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 22, 2010, 02:48:41 pm
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 22, 2010, 02:48:41 pm
http://tv.yahoo.com/south-park/show/492 ... rk_muslims (http://tv.yahoo.com/south-park/show/492/news/tv-news.en.reuters.com/tv-news.en.reuters.com-20100422-us_southpark_muslims)
Anyone catch this? And does anyone remember the episode where they showed Mohammed and NOTHING HAPPENED?
Anyone catch this? And does anyone remember the episode where they showed Mohammed and NOTHING HAPPENED?
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Desocupado on April 22, 2010, 07:27:36 pm
Post by: Desocupado on April 22, 2010, 07:27:36 pm
"Father, forgive them, because they don't know what they're doing"
Rebirth!
Adds Raise, Reraise and Faith.
Rebirth!
Adds Raise, Reraise and Faith.
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: LastingDawn on April 25, 2010, 04:01:07 pm
Post by: LastingDawn on April 25, 2010, 04:01:07 pm
Hmm... let's see...
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Jesus Christ!"
Effect: All Wall (Therefore the battle never ends and peace beats war, instant reset though)
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Jesus Christ!"
Effect: All Wall (Therefore the battle never ends and peace beats war, instant reset though)
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Dome on April 25, 2010, 05:38:57 pm
Post by: Dome on April 25, 2010, 05:38:57 pm
Quote from: "LastingDawn"Hmm... let's see...WOAH, WELCOME BACK LASTINGDAWN!
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Jesus Christ!"
Effect: All Wall (Therefore the battle never ends and peace beats war, instant reset though)
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: Xifanie on April 25, 2010, 05:40:58 pm
Post by: Xifanie on April 25, 2010, 05:40:58 pm
"St. Ajora, kill all the infidels! Twin Tower Collapse!"
Title: Re: What if Jesus was a summon spell?
Post by: skiploom188 on June 17, 2010, 02:05:53 pm
Post by: skiploom188 on June 17, 2010, 02:05:53 pm
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz""Son of our Lord, come down with righteous fury! Christ Almighty!"
lol epic win!