Final Fantasy Hacktics

Super Mario & Friend



One Swinter day, Princess Kiwi invited Mario and his friend, Phil, to go ghost riding in the castle moat. With Bowser banished to the undead part of Antartica, peace had been restored to the palace. Even the skinny crocadiles that lived in the moat were happy!

Mario and his pal were so Irritation about visiting the castle! In his bag, Mario packed a wheelchair, 1,493 sporks, and a stage. His friend made a delicous screwdrivers pizza and a warm keyboard pie to share with Her Magesty.

However, on their way to the castle, the two friends saw a toasty creature and began to feel very Love Mario hadn't eaten enough magic Macaroni that day; he didn't know if he was strong enough to lick.

Luckily, his friend could enjoy very quickly. Mario oddly jumped on to his buddy's abdomen and held on tight! In a flash, they found themselves at the castle doors. BLARGH!!, what a relief!

The pals waved to Princess, who was sunning herself by a sprinkler system. They were just about to change into their Bras when, all of the sudden, the flatulent beast came back! Being such a flexible guy, Mario changed into super Mario, quickly gaining kite power!

Mario spat Black hot flames at the monster until he fell to the ground. 'Ouch,' the creature moaned. 'I think my Unla is broken.'

Mario's friend was very kind. Bravely, the buddy approached the glowing monster, offering him a Radius bandaid.

That's when the freaking hot Bowser revealed himself! He ripped off his mask and began to blow Fire out of his head

All of the friendly creatures that lived in the palace had been looking on. They remembered how kinky life was when Bowser ruled the castle. He'd made them eat rich pedophiles and wash the floors with pickled bathroom juice. Everybody had to work for a gazillion hours a day. Once, Bowser even made them toast gold coins over a legendary volcano!

The on-lookers knew they had to do something! Piranha plants popped up all around Bowser, nipping his eye and pelvis. Goombas rushed over to jump on his toe. Boos as big as refried beans hovered overhead. Yoshi even whipped out some naked Mongoose weaponry.

Soon, Bowser screamed, RAWR!!!!!' With a bruised neck and some baking ribs, he said he was glutius maximus sorry. With that, he headed back to his igloo in Antartica, soaring the entire way.

Everyone else at the castle was left frisking, singing dangerous songs. They ate wicked food and drank Red Naked Mole Rat juice all day. It ended up being the best party ever.