General Kokojo Speaking.
Rumors have been heard about a certain Music Editor this morning. We decided to renew our attacks againts the Melonium Planet, where we must capture and put to work the infamous Melonhead. It has also been rumored that Melonhead had captured the president of ASM, Razele, way back in 2009, for it's own profits.
Enter your ships and give me reports on the situation. The outer cluster of the planet seems to be protected by... supersonic Melon seeds.
Good luck !
- General Koko, Over and out.
*Eats some popcorn*
*readies the land mines* prepared for oceanic combat SIR!
If they attempt to board our ships, they will step on these well hidden mines and explode.
We can also use them offensively by trying to THROW them onto the OPPOSING ships.
Pickle torpedoes at the ready, Sir! Awaiting bewb squeeze launch codes!
Cmon, sir, fight!
*Squeeze boobs*
We don't need a Music Editor. Aren't you happy enough with FFT's beautiful soundtrack?