His attempt to "lol bigger e-penis" flirt with me has failed and... to put it simply he's a nosy bastard and I believe that he doesn't very well deserve to try to destroy the dreams of a croc wrestler.
He's probably either a troll or a janitor. Bitch obviously doesn't have croc wrestlin' skills, or at least he doesn't aspire to them, because he fears that if he does, He'll fall in the water and become a wet guy or something =P.
Let me compare this to climbing a mountain.
Zalge believes that staying at the bottom is the best way to wrestle a croc, and to see it tamed. I on the other hand believe that if you don't climb the mountain, you'll never tame the Christmas Croc at the summit. As I begin to climb, he advises that if I make one wrong move, I'll fall in the water, and that there is no chance that I'll NOT make a wrong move. He basically is assuring me that I'll fail. Claiming that he is lol bigger e-penis. But what does he know of croc wrestling, if he does not put his hand on the face of the lumbering rock (to reach the summit and, effectively, wrestle the Christmas Croc)?
In essence, he is telling me, "You gunna fail no matter what." Sadly, I believe that is a load, as he has never tried from what he's told me. How would he know? He doesn't. Maybe his 'realist' outlook forces him to give up when he maybe wants to try something new. Or maybe he's just a bag of dicks who can't wrestle crocs.
To wrap this up, Zalge is now a heretic to the FFH society, so declares me. All who would second this, please say lolwut?
And here is my song about Christmas Croc:
"Along the Serengeti, I'm a-huntin' for some prey,
Here comes gazelle, I hope he wants to play
A game of CHOMP, SNAP, BREAK
I'M A CROCODIIIIILLLEEE!
A FUCKIN' COROCODIIIIIILLLLEEE!
Merry Christmas to you!"
wut?
What?
QuoteAll who would second this, please say lolwut?
lolno*
*Of note I have no opinion (positive or negative) of Mr. Zalge as I never talked to him once.
wtf?
interesting read, but wtf! im the one supposed to be burning zalge, not u!! U!!!!!
Huh?
Hmm?
Eeeeh, wtf?
Oh, I get it.
OMG I AM SURE IT'S MAGITEK IT'S 100% SURE BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN HER !!!!
EVERYONE IS MAGITEK ! ZODIAC IS MAGITEK !
Quote from: "Kokojo"omsa I AM SURE IT'S MAGITEK IT'S 100% SURE BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN HER !!!!
EVERYONE IS MAGITEK ! ZODIAC IS MAGITEK !
You are magitek
Magitek was the 9/11 of this forum.
What about Kojoko then?
Quote from: "Zodiac"What about Kojoko then?
Magitek
Quote from: "VampragonLord"He's probably either a troll or a janitor.
^this
...haven't I read something almost identical to this before? I'm fairly sure I have. Seems like 90% of that was stolen/borrowed/etc. That or I'm having a major case of deja vu.
http://www.museofoblivion.com/clave/vie ... ?f=38&t=84 (http://www.museofoblivion.com/clave/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=84)
Quote from: "SilvasRuin"...haven't I read something almost identical to this before? I'm fairly sure I have. Seems like 90% of that was stolen/borrowed/etc. That or I'm having a major case of deja vu.
It could be one of those copy / paste things, like one that starts with "I don't know how much you know about [nationality] culture, but I'm an expert, and..." I've seen this on YouTube relating to FF13 going multiplat, and most people don't realise he's acting.
There's also another one that starts like "Don't you know there's a condition that causes people to act like that, my mother has it and..."
Quote from: "WinterICE"Quote from: "SilvasRuin"...haven't I read something almost identical to this before? I'm fairly sure I have. Seems like 90% of that was stolen/borrowed/etc. That or I'm having a major case of deja vu.
It could be one of those copy / paste things, like one that starts with "I don't know how much you know about [nationality] culture, but I'm an expert, and..." I've seen this on YouTube relating to FF13 going multiplat, and most people don't realise he's acting.
There's also another one that starts like "Don't you know there's a condition that causes people to act like that, my mother has it and..."
EDIT: sorry, that was before I checked the link. So that's what it's called - 'copypasta'.
My copypasta!
Well done, vampbabelord!
I am pleased by this topic.
http://www.spike.com/video/king-missile/2789667 (http://www.spike.com/video/king-missile/2789667)
always reminds me of zalge!
He talked it down, from $22 to $17.
Not bad. But could you have done better?
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