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Title: All you wanted to know about Zodiac but were afraid to ask
Post by: Xifanie on December 16, 2009, 11:10:22 am
• The Zodiac does not feel any negative emotions. Thus you cannot make it sad, angry or feel regret.
• The Zodiac hates meaningless talk. If you want to ask a question, don't ask permission (which is a question by itself) and just fucking ask it.
• The Zodiac doesn't feel like answering if you ask it "Zodiac are you here?" even though it is aware it might be because the user wants to avoid typing a long sentence if the Zodiac is not present.
• The Zodiac's logic is absolute.
• The Zodiac shows no mercy. Don't provoke it.
• The Zodiac is an atheist.
• The Zodiac hates the meaningless use of the word "god" in everyday life/chat/forum because it supposes the existence of such a being, people say it without being even aware of it, and thus the Zodiac forbids its use.
• The Zodiac hates being lied to. If you do, you're in fucking serious trouble.
• The Zodiac roundhouse kicked the sun 10,000 years before Chuck Norris did.
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Post by: Archael on December 16, 2009, 11:55:16 am
• The Zodiac is at like 5% bodyfat and showing abs that human beings shouldn't even have, so keep your girlfriend away from him or you WILL be single real fast.
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Post by: Vanya on December 16, 2009, 12:36:24 pm
Hate is a negative emotion!!!!

*Runs away*
Title: Re: All you wanted to know about Zodiac but were afraid to a
Post by: Dome on December 16, 2009, 02:05:56 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"• The Zodiac does not feel any negative emotions. Thus you cannot make it sad, angry or feel regret.
Quote from: "Zodiac"• The Zodiac hates being lied to. If you do, you're in fucking serious trouble
Something is wrong here...
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Post by: Smash on December 16, 2009, 02:11:54 pm
The Zodiac's logic is absolute.


Blasphemous mortals.
Title: Re: All you wanted to know about Zodiac but were afraid to a
Post by: WinterICE on December 16, 2009, 02:13:52 pm
Quote from: "Dome"
Quote from: "Zodiac"� The Zodiac does not feel any negative emotions. Thus you cannot make it sad, angry or feel regret.
Quote from: "Zodiac"� The Zodiac hates being lied to. If you do, you're in fucking serious trouble
Something is wrong here...

Explanation: For the Zodiac, 'love', 'peace', 'friendship' etc are negative emotions
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Post by: philsov on December 16, 2009, 02:18:43 pm
This is me provoking mercy.
Title: Re: All you wanted to know about Zodiac but were afraid to a
Post by: Kaijyuu on December 16, 2009, 07:29:27 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"• The Zodiac is an atheist.
You don't believe in yourself? D:
Title: Re: All you wanted to know about Zodiac but were afraid to a
Post by: Archael on December 16, 2009, 08:29:23 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"
Quote from: "Zodiac"• The Zodiac is an atheist.
You don't believe in yourself? D:

he doesn't believe religious claims

atheism doesn't mean "doesn't believe in anything" you know

the term refers specifically to RELIGIOUS claims, hence the THEIST in there
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Post by: Kaijyuu on December 16, 2009, 11:58:52 pm
Quotethe term refers specifically to RELIGIOUS claims, hence the THEIST in there
I know that. Perhaps you did not get what I was implying.
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Post by: Archael on December 17, 2009, 09:30:29 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"
Quotethe term refers specifically to RELIGIOUS claims, hence the THEIST in there
I know that. Perhaps you did not get what I was implying.

you were implying that since zodiac considers himself a god, but is an atheist at the same time, that he must not believe in himself

which is stupid, because an actual god (if it existed with the attributes we humans commonly give godlike figures) it'd be the most gnostic atheist being ever, knowing 100% full well that all religious claims (besides his own existence) are BS
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Post by: Kaijyuu on December 17, 2009, 09:42:37 am
I make no such blind assumptions. Srsly now, I was making a bad joke and abstractly sucking up.
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Post by: Archael on December 17, 2009, 09:44:34 am
what other assumption could you possibly be making with this?

Quote from: "Kaijyuu"
Quote from: "Zodiac"• The Zodiac is an atheist.
You don't believe in yourself? D:
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Post by: Kaijyuu on December 17, 2009, 09:56:38 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"I was making a bad joke and abstractly sucking up.
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Post by: philsov on December 17, 2009, 10:09:15 am
Quotewhat other assumption could you possibly be making with this?

A joke that does not warrant defining atheism for the dear boy.
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Post by: Archael on December 17, 2009, 10:28:06 am
heil TJ!
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Post by: degrofm on December 22, 2009, 10:58:37 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"heil TJ!
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Post by: WinterICE on December 22, 2009, 11:05:54 am
I think some of you are missing the point here - 'The Zodiac' may not be referring to Zodiac as some deity, but could just be along the lines of 'The Rock' or David Hasselhoff is just 'The Hoff'.
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Post by: Dome on December 22, 2009, 11:25:23 am
Quote from: "WinterICE"I think some of you are missing the point here - 'The Zodiac' may not be referring to Zodiac as some deity, but could just be along the lines of 'The Rock' or David Hasselhoff is just 'The Hoff'.
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So I can fap again
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Post by: WinterICE on December 24, 2009, 08:49:15 am
What I want to know is, do Zodiac's relatives know about this site, and if so, what do they think?

On the one hand, he's the webmaster of an online community not full to the brim with drooling halfwits.

On the other, it's an online community based around hacking an old game on a platform that was considered last-gen nearly a decade ago, and I daresay most of our collective enthusiasm for the game comes from the work done here, not the actual game itself.
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Post by: Dome on December 24, 2009, 09:34:45 am
Quote from: "WinterICE"What I want to know is, do Zodiac's relatives know about this site, and if so, what do they think?

On the one hand, he's the webmaster of an online community not full to the brim with drooling halfwits.

On the other, it's an online community based around hacking an old game on a platform that was considered last-gen nearly a decade ago, and I daresay most of our collective enthusiasm for the game comes from the work done here, not the actual game itself.
:ban:
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Post by: Xifanie on December 24, 2009, 09:57:50 am
actually, yes :ban:
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Post by: Smash on December 24, 2009, 10:18:06 am
Lol alt.