happy mercantile season guys!
where we spend $$$$$$$$$ and give material things to others!!
what are you guys going to get me? I know what I'm going to get you...!
QuoteI know what I'm going to get you...!
A knife in the back? Just what I always wanted...!
Srsly though, I hate this season. I suck at gift giving.
*hands Voldemort a shirt*
I hate the Christmas season.
xtian rape taim!!
well I was trying not to use christmas on purpose................ damn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tdiOwy-DLw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tdiOwy-DLw) my biggest reason to celebrate explained here.
I like the part when he says "NOOO!"
this year I'm going see a bunch of extended family up in Dallas, some of which I'm closer to than the others. But do I blatantly not give the other half gifts? Oh, no. Gifts for all! And its really hard thinking about what to get people you don't really know, either.
I love holiday shopping at Fascinations, the coolest job I've ever worked.
EVERYONE needs the Elite 7x. It is the greatest gift you will ever give/receive in your life.
*googles elite 7x*
There are different kinds, but this is the specific one I recommend:
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.a ... style=atoy (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6663371&style=atoy)
Click "Enter" (if you are over 18) to see the glorious thing.
However, this link has a better review, to explain how it works:
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-rev ... -7x-review (http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/male-sextoys/elite-7x-review)
that review is hilarious