Title: CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!
Post by: Jumza on November 11, 2009, 05:12:33 pm
Post by: Jumza on November 11, 2009, 05:12:33 pm
SPEAKING OF CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!
this will make you never want coffee from a vending machine EVER AGAIN! http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flas ... 404_01.swf (http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf)
STEP1: pick language
STEP2:put coin into slot
STEP3:Pick your drink
Step4:clikc drink
Step5: click OPEN
Step6: never drink coffe again.NEVER EVER AGAIN!
this will make you never want coffee from a vending machine EVER AGAIN! http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flas ... 404_01.swf (http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf)
STEP1: pick language
STEP2:put coin into slot
STEP3:Pick your drink
Step4:clikc drink
Step5: click OPEN
Step6: never drink coffe again.NEVER EVER AGAIN!
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Post by: Archael on November 11, 2009, 05:15:10 pm
Post by: Archael on November 11, 2009, 05:15:10 pm
get banned please
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Post by: Jumza on November 11, 2009, 05:26:27 pm
Post by: Jumza on November 11, 2009, 05:26:27 pm
why? 
its just a simple joke in spam. jeez
its just a simple joke in spam. jeez
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Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 05:52:04 pm
Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 05:52:04 pm
Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil!
You can't get cherry soda
'cause they've got to fill that quota
And the way things are I'll bet they never will~
They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
No tea or tomato juice
You'll see no potato juice
'cause the planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"
The politician's daughter
Was accused of drinkin' water
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
[instrumental break]
You date a girl and find out later
She smells just like a percolator
Her perfume was made right on the grill
Why, they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Why, they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
No tea, no tomato juice
You'll see no potato juice
The planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"<<<
So you'll add to the local color
Serving coffee with a cruller
Dunkin' doesn't take a lot of skill
They've got an awful lot of coffee
An awful lot of coffee
Man, they got a gang of coffee in Brazil!!
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil!
You can't get cherry soda
'cause they've got to fill that quota
And the way things are I'll bet they never will~
They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
No tea or tomato juice
You'll see no potato juice
'cause the planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"
The politician's daughter
Was accused of drinkin' water
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
[instrumental break]
You date a girl and find out later
She smells just like a percolator
Her perfume was made right on the grill
Why, they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Why, they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
No tea, no tomato juice
You'll see no potato juice
The planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"<<<
So you'll add to the local color
Serving coffee with a cruller
Dunkin' doesn't take a lot of skill
They've got an awful lot of coffee
An awful lot of coffee
Man, they got a gang of coffee in Brazil!!
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Post by: Mental_Gear on November 11, 2009, 05:54:02 pm
Post by: Mental_Gear on November 11, 2009, 05:54:02 pm
Old.
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Post by: Bloodthirster0 on November 11, 2009, 05:56:39 pm
Post by: Bloodthirster0 on November 11, 2009, 05:56:39 pm
who/which band plays this song?
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Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 05:57:46 pm
Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 05:57:46 pm
Blood -- it's originally Frank Sinatra (iirc) but I really like the version by Soul Coughing (though it may be misfiled as Mike Doughty).
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Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 05:59:50 pm
Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 05:59:50 pm
Also, a little jump little children.
The world needs more songs about legal drugs that isn't alcohol.
Scene One
Curtain up.
See the couple, coffee shop
Beatniks beating out beebop
Rainy day, skies are grey
But the couple feeling gay
Boy is laughing at her joke
Girl, embarrassed, takes a smoke
She should quit, yes she knows
But she's happy as she blows
Down the cafe, through the bar
Pass the hippies and the jars
Of the bean that they drink
Everyday, every week
They should quit, coffee's bad
Makes you crazy, fucking mad
But they say in defense:
(With a pause for suspense)
"It's the stuff of the gods
Sexy smart hot rods!
Roller coaster! Hurricanes!
Super-sonic jet planes!"
They should quit, yes they know
But where the hell would they go?
They're like me, in a bind...
Don't you see?
Love ain't blind
I could make a habit out of you
The world needs more songs about legal drugs that isn't alcohol.
Scene One
Curtain up.
See the couple, coffee shop
Beatniks beating out beebop
Rainy day, skies are grey
But the couple feeling gay
Boy is laughing at her joke
Girl, embarrassed, takes a smoke
She should quit, yes she knows
But she's happy as she blows
Down the cafe, through the bar
Pass the hippies and the jars
Of the bean that they drink
Everyday, every week
They should quit, coffee's bad
Makes you crazy, fucking mad
But they say in defense:
(With a pause for suspense)
"It's the stuff of the gods
Sexy smart hot rods!
Roller coaster! Hurricanes!
Super-sonic jet planes!"
They should quit, yes they know
But where the hell would they go?
They're like me, in a bind...
Don't you see?
Love ain't blind
I could make a habit out of you
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Post by: Bloodthirster0 on November 11, 2009, 06:05:30 pm
Post by: Bloodthirster0 on November 11, 2009, 06:05:30 pm
as a Brazilian,I must say that the songs is a good parody of the brazillian history.
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Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 06:28:18 pm
Post by: philsov on November 11, 2009, 06:28:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COPlJwqaQm8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COPlJwqaQm8)
