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Use this topic to purge yourself from your sins
No one will judge you here (And, if someone does, a BLACK chocobo will rape his ass, IMMEDIATELY), so feel free to confess yourself

People that confessed themself

Philosov
Dome
Samuraiblackbelt
Darthpaul
Kokojo
Sephirot24
Kaijyuu
Bastard Poetry
Zodiac
Death is the road to awe
SilvasRuin
Zypher
Tithin
Boomkick
Nocat
PrOj3cT_cHaOs
theultrawolf
Aquilae
goldenshinywire

I have not been to confession in more than 10 years.

I confess my lack of confession.

*runs off to say 4 Hail Mary's*

I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

I raped Dome last night

Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"I raped Dome last night

And I dont remember anything

I white knighted MagiTek. Twice.

Quote from: "Dome"I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

you are an agnostic atheist?

(meaning you don't know that god(s) don't exist because you lack evidence to disprove those claims, and at the same time you also don't believe in god(s) claims)

saying you're agnostic alone isn't telling us anything (agnostic about what? peanut butter?)

Quote from: "Dome"I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

You sir are a very bad Italian.

I have only said ''Dome for spam mod'' while under alcool influence.

Quote from: "Voldemort"

Quote from: "Dome"I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

you are an agnostic atheist?

(meaning you don't know that St. Ajora(s) don't exist because you lack evidence to disprove those claims, and at the same time you also don't believe in St. Ajora(s) claims)

saying you're agnostic alone isn't telling us anything (agnostic about what? peanut butter?)

I'm agnostic (IDK if god exist) not atheist
It's easy to understand...

Quote from: "philsov"You sir are a very bad Italian.

YOU JUDGED!
A BLACK CHOCOBO will rape your ass soon

yeah I know you don't know if god exists, I'm asking whether you believe in the claim or not (theist vs atheist), you can not know and still believe one or the other

knowledge =/= belief

Sins? Well, this one time, at band camp...

If you don't know, you don't know.  You can't make a claim based on lack of evidence.    Agnostic N/A is a possibility.

Just let it rest.

Quote from: "Voldemort"yeah I know you don't know if St. Ajora exists, I'm asking whether you believe in the claim or not (theist vs atheist), you can not know and still believe one or the other

knowledge =/= belief

I will not talk unless in presence of my lawyer
Lol
Anyway, I dont know if god exist, but I dont think that a "Superior being" actually exist...I suppose that this statement throws me in the atheist movement...
Bah, it's hard to even understand what I'm talking about...

Quote from: "philsov"If you don't know, you don't know.  You can't make a claim based on lack of evidence.    Agnostic N/A is a possibility.

Just let it rest.

exactly

you don't know, and you state whether you believe or disbelieve the existing claim

no claims being made there

my mother is an agnostic theist, she doesn't claim to know anything, yet she still believes in the claim that a god exists (christian)

Quoteyou don't know [about the existence of $deity], and you state whether you believe or disbelieve the existing claim

You... don't quite get it.

1) You don't know about the existence of $deity
2) You don't know about the existing claims of $deity, or have no opinion on them whatsoever.

There is more than agnostic atheist and agnostic theist.  It's a false dichotomy.

oh I know there's more, I was just wondering what dome believed

I never watched any Terminator movie, Karate Kid, Rocky, or Rambo. And I'm 20.

I'll take the Black Chocobo rape just to curse Sephirot for his confession... my god man, you call that living?!

Quote from: "Sephirot24"I never watched any Terminator movie, Karate Kid, Rocky, or Rambo. And I'm 20.

Same.


Well... I saw the latter half of a terminator movie.

I watched parts of all those, but never the whole way through. I just didn't give a fuck

HEY! BOKOJO! COME 'ERE

I was baptized.

Listen, I'm not proud of it. I was an infant, and as such, I hadn't yet developed the teeth necessary to bite my way out of it. I know it sounds like an excuse, and it probably is.. but I can't just spew forth excuses for this sort of thing. I intend to make things right. There's this secular society in Europe that does "reverse baptisms," which I'd imagine is sort of like a pagan cleansing ritual, or at least totally bad ass like one, and I intend to do so when we move back to Ireland in a few years.

Quote from: "Dome"Anyway, I dont know if St. Ajora exist, but I dont think that a "Superior being" actually exist...I suppose that this statement throws me in the atheist movement...
Bah, it's hard to even understand what I'm talking about...

on the contrary, i think every religion is right, so you can't say i'm atheist, and i have no particular interest in one religion. i believe GOD (st. ajora?) exists.. is it strange? then what should i call myself? it's definitely not atheist because afaik atheist means not believe in god?

-I've never confessed myself... -

Quote from: "Orlandu"

Quote from: "Dome"Anyway, I dont know if St. Ajora exist, but I dont think that a "Superior being" actually exist...I suppose that this statement throws me in the atheist movement...
Bah, it's hard to even understand what I'm talking about...

on the contrary, i think every religion is right, so you can't say i'm atheist, and i have no particular interest in one religion. i believe G O D (st. ajora?) exists.. is it strange? then what should i call myself? it's definitely not atheist because afaik atheist means not believe in St. Ajora?

-I've never confessed myself... -

What the.. i hit the wrong button when i'm trying to edit my previous post.. it's quoted instead  :ban:

thankfully? this is the only place you CAN'T delete a post, and I've don the same thing before, and I think that makes you a theist

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I was baptized.

Listen, I'm not proud of it. I was an infant, and as such, I hadn't yet developed the teeth necessary to bite my way out of it. I know it sounds like an excuse, and it probably is.. but I can't just spew forth excuses for this sort of thing. I intend to make things right. There's this secular society in Europe that does "reverse baptisms," which I'd imagine is sort of like a pagan cleansing ritual, or at least totally bad ass like one, and I intend to do so when we move back to Ireland in a few years.

I would confess to this as well. I was baptized at the age of five. Then again at fifteen because I felt my religious beliefs had been tested. Two weeks later I professed atheism and soon after became an agnostic on the pretense that until the moment I die I will never know the truth.

yes, i just realize that after that wrong click..

what? so i'm an atheist? OMGWTF

Quote from: "Orlandu"yes, i just realize that after that wrong click..

what? so i'm an atheist? OMGWTF

No you are a theist.

The opposite of an atheist. You believe in an overlord like entity with convictions that are spawned purely by belief.

I was baptized.

Who the fuck cares? Some idiot threw water in my face and so what? I don't understand why people are making such a big deal out of this. It's not like the Jew's circumcision. Reverse baptism? Dude, it was FUCKING WATER!!

Heh, religion in general is pretty silly.

I'm an outspoken Athiest myself, and quite proud, and I've never hidden the fact that I hate pretty much an zealotous religion.

I was baptized.
Became an atheist.
Now I just don't care. Sometimes I'm curious about the universe but that's it.

I don't argue with religious people, if you can talk some reason to them they wouldn't even be religious in the first place.
They're annoying, I hardly even talk in real life to begin with.

Hey all, this is a sin confession thread, not another RELIGION LOL thread.

Stop making dome's topic suck.

But Dome actually caused this train wreck.

So...

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"There's this secular society in Europe that does "reverse baptisms," which I'd imagine is sort of like a pagan cleansing ritual, or at least totally bad ass like one, and I intend to do so when we move back to Ireland in a few years.

come on...!!

you dont really need any ritual or cleansing at all because you are rational enough to understand that your baptism was nothing more than water coming in contact with your body, and that didn't change you as an organism in any significant way (certainly not in a spiritual or supernatural way...)

so you don't need any "cleansing", because you didn't go through anything unique

baptisms don't DO anything

Baptisms do the same thing as bathing in plain water so you can't say they do nothing, because doing nothing at all is like the water not existing which science tells us it does because it has a measurable affect. But then again everything is just a manifestation of the interactions of different energy fields that we don't fully understand. So whatever, I just felt like typing anyway.

I confess nothing. It works out better for me that way. Hording secrets = win! ^_^

I watched the Craft last night, then beat off furiously to Fairuza Balk twice this morning.
Hail Menon.

Quote from: "Voldemort"baptisms don't DO anything

^This, on pretty much the same grounds.^

Baptism is just supposed to be an outward representation that you have accepted Christ.  If you were dunked in water when you were a kid and didn't believe in Jesus, then all you did was take a bath without soap.  So, you weren't really baptized.  If you want to go to where ever in Europe and un-bathe, that's a little strange.

I'm gonna mark this day down, btw, as the first day I disagreed with bp.

Eh, it's a ceremony.  Who doesn't like a little external reinforcement?  

Why bother with a marriage ceremony when you and your loved one can just waltz into city hall, talk with a JoP, say a few words, sign some papers and be done with it?

I think you guys are taking what was supposed to be a humorous confession of "sin" a little too seriously.

on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate. Fuck you guys, I'm getting cleansed. I hope they give me a cool little hat or something.

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I think you guys are taking what was supposed to be a humorous confession of "sin" a little too seriously.

on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate. Fuck you guys, I'm getting cleansed. I hope they give me a cool little hat or something.

Same here except my computer has a webcam so my...paranoia is well earned.

Stupid built in webcam making me feel like a whore.

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I think you guys are taking what was supposed to be a humorous confession of "sin" a little too seriously.

on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate. Fuck you guys, I'm getting cleansed. I hope they give me a cool little hat or something.

I know how you can get cleansed

strip club  

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate.

I'm sorry

Quote from: "darthpaul"

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I think you guys are taking what was supposed to be a humorous confession of "sin" a little too seriously.

on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate. Fuck you guys, I'm getting cleansed. I hope they give me a cool little hat or something.

Same here except my computer has a webcam so my...paranoia is well earned.

Stupid built in webcam making me feel like a whore.

What!?

Uninstall the drivers for it right now!

I have it on good authority that they CAN see you masturbate!

Then they post it on a pay-porn site and make money off your lack of will power!

PS- They can hear you through the secret microphone built into every computer since the 70's. ^_^

Quote from: "Voldemort"

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I think you guys are taking what was supposed to be a humorous confession of "sin" a little too seriously.

on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate. Fuck you guys, I'm getting cleansed. I hope they give me a cool little hat or something.

I know how you can get cleansed

strip club  

*Story Time*

So this guy, let's call him Tyler, spent an evening in a strip club.  He spent some money, saw boobies, then went home and went to sleep.  The next day, he woke up and he couldn't open his eyes.  So he stumbled around until he found his cell phone, and had his buddies drive him to the emergency room.  He waited there, and after a while a someone came along, washed his eyes out, swabbed them for testing, pronounced that he likely had pinkeye, and sent him home.

Tyler visited his docter, got a prescription for pinkeye goo, and used it, but his infection persisted.  After a few weeks, he got a letter in the mail.  It was the test results on the eye swab the emergency room took.  He didn't have pinkeye; he had a yeast infection.

Moral Of The Story: Don't let a stipper grind her **** in your face if it looks like a ham and cheese sandwich.

whoa.

That is nasty.  Why must you post something so nasty?  Now I need some brain bleach.

LOL.

I confess nothing.  Except how annoying it is to have rather nice looking women randomly checking you out when you're already in a rather great relationship with a rather nice looking woman.

TL;DR: I apparently became spontaneously attractive.  FML.

I think I read somewhere that being in a committed relationship causes you to release some sort of pheromone or something that makes you seem more attractive.  I don't know how truthful that is, but it would explain your situation.

Updated the first post with the sins confessed

Quote from: "death is the road to awe"*Story Time*

So this guy, let's call him Tyler, spent an evening in a strip club.  He spent some money, saw boobies, then went home and went to sleep.  The next day, he woke up and he couldn't open his eyes.  So he stumbled around until he found his cell phone, and had his buddies drive him to the emergency room.  He waited there, and after a while a someone came along, washed his eyes out, swabbed them for testing, pronounced that he likely had pinkeye, and sent him home.

Tyler visited his docter, got a prescription for pinkeye goo, and used it, but his infection persisted.  After a few weeks, he got a letter in the mail.  It was the test results on the eye swab the emergency room took.  He didn't have pinkeye; he had a yeast infection.

Moral Of The Story: Don't let a stipper grind her **** in your face if it looks like a ham and cheese sandwich.

You were the infected guy?


P.s:

Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Hey all, this is a sin confession thread, not another RELIGION LOL thread.

Stop making dome's topic suck.

Quote from: "philsov"But Dome actually caused this train wreck.

So...

NO U!

Quote from: "Dome"NO U!

NO U! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3396243)

Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"LOL.

I confess nothing.  Except how annoying it is to have rather nice looking women randomly checking you out when you're already in a rather great relationship with a rather nice looking woman.

TL;DR: I apparently became spontaneously attractive.  FML.

That's actually a REAL attraction mechanism women evolved into using. I talk in spanish, but in english it'd probably translate to "Preselection switch".

You see: their gene's adopted this behaviour through evolution because if you have been accepted by a woman (your current GF or whatever) it means you probably have all the stuff women are looking for in a guy, which are:

1)Good genes.
2)Status, or another advantageous position for their descendants (sp? ... I mean kids).
3)Protection and care.

By doing so, they save time. They don't have to throw all those tests at you because you already passed another woman's tests.

So yeah, it's real. When you're on a relationship more girls look at you, and you indeed have a higher chance of getting somewhere with them.

So ur wid ur athiest friend adn u were debating abut religoin den wen he disproved u ur prayer has been ansrewered , it told u "My son, you will be saved." den u tell ur athesit friend dat but ur frend said "No, Jseus doesn't real."
THEN WHO WAS PRAYER?

Okay, so the strip club idea is a bust.

Also, deathroadawesome...

Fairuza Balk.




Really?




REALLY!?

Robin Tunney PRAWNZ her bug-eyed face with gorgeousity.

The fact that mere looking at an electron moves it, by virtue of a photon bouncing off of it, and that it can colide with other subatomic objects mean Newtonian Physics is just the best guess. You can throw a ball up in the air and there is a small chance anything BUT gravity pulling it down will occur. What that means for the existance of God, i care not. I confess my greatest fear after learning about that (Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle)  and the Copenhagaen School of Possibility and potentiality is that somethnig weird like that will happen to me and now i say totally obtuse htings because of it. Oh that and i dont have a problem teaching 3rd grade ccd even though i couldn't give a damn about the catholic church. (I taught them spanish last week =) )

Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Okay, so the strip club idea is a bust.

Also, deathroadawesome...

Fairuza Balk.




Really?




REALLY!?

Robin Tunney PRAWNZ her bug-eyed face with gorgeousity.

How does she look bug-eyed?
They're both cute, that's for sure, but Robin just seems so... boring.  I mean, she's sweet and smart and cute, but that doesn't do it for me.
Okay, in The Craft, Robin's Character, Sarah, is Earth, and Fairuza's, Nancy, is Fire.
I'm attracted to women that are a little trashy, a little crazy.  Growing up, my life was a lot like Nancy's (Fairuza's character).  I can relate to Nancy, I guess.
It's hard for me to feel anything about other people, especially women, but when a woman is like me, damaged in some way (and Nancy is definately damaged), the blankness sort of lifts.
It's easier for me to empathize with damaged villians than with their rightous victims.

Quote from: "iopyud"So ur wid ur athiest friend adn u were debating abut religoin den wen he disproved u ur prayer has been ansrewered , it told u "My son, you will be saved." den u tell ur athesit friend dat but ur frend said "No, Jseus doesn't real."
THEN WHO WAS PRAYER?

I... uh... *brainsploded*

I haven't recommended Dome for a ban yet.

I want to troll this guy
the random guy I want to troll (http://www.youtube.com/user/MARIOandSONICrGAY)

I haven't sponsored Dome for spam mod, but then again I don't think my words carry much weight.

Now you have

I stole ten dollars from megs purse
I stole ten dollars from mums purse
I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years

awesome first post lol

I shot a guy in back
I raped my own dog
I flew to the moon and cried wolf
I died, came back to life, and killed Megan Fox
I used Self-Destruct on the Self-Destructing Worker
I cut myself
I lied

Puked on Debras Desk.
...
.
.
. Like a boss.

i watched meatspin spin 1000 times

I stole like $1000 from some old lady...
I stole the brain from obama... and his plans for universal amnesty (still haven't seen it)
health care reform, blah blah blah
I stole ted kennedy's life...
i stole from a random wallet i found...only to realize it was mine...
basically i just steal

I troll the gamefaqs FFT board

I still haven't made a request to ban Dome.

Quote from: "Smitson"

spoiler

I was raped by a group of men.

I lose two brain cells everytime I watch Leeroy Jenkins, which is at least once a day, putting me into the -10,000 brain cell count.

haha.


That was the funniest video when it came out....

I felt here was the best place to confess the following sin: I found this humorous.


In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

I'm so glad that the real court system doesn't allow imaginary friends as eye-witnesses or any such thing.

I may be bisexual.

*shot*

*clears the smoke from the gun*