Final Fantasy Hacktics

General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Kokojo on November 06, 2009, 11:42:38 pm

Title: Holy shit
Post by: Kokojo on November 06, 2009, 11:42:38 pm
I broke ffh!
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Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on November 06, 2009, 11:45:40 pm
No me.
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Post by: Archael on November 07, 2009, 02:20:12 am
(http://n64.icequake.net/mirror/64scener.parodius.com/art/dkrchase.jpg)
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on November 08, 2009, 08:59:33 pm
I miss that game so much
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on November 09, 2009, 01:08:41 am
Came to this thread expectly divine poo.  Found none, left.
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Post by: SilvasRuin on November 09, 2009, 01:11:01 am
So... if the giant obese pig could turn the fastest cock in the game into a toad, why didn't he just do that to the rest of them as well instead of moving very slowly in a race against them?
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Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on November 09, 2009, 01:16:46 am
Because that's logical.

We're talking about a several-story tall, obese, wizard pig that races against other randomly assorted animals that can apparently pilot carts, planes, and (iirc? been a while) boats.

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE ROOM FOR LOGIC IN THIS EQUATION?!

That's like saying my avatar is logical.  It's not.

But it's still fucking awesome.
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Post by: Xifanie on November 09, 2009, 07:50:16 am
Indeed. You avatar is not logical; rabbits prefer lettuce
People take for account that rabbits prefer carrots because of that stupid warner bros talking rabbit.
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Post by: jimmyjw88 on November 09, 2009, 08:33:39 am
Bugs Bunny!!

Daffy Duck!!

Tweety Bird!!

Tasmanian!!

Porky Pig!!

Elmer Fudd!!

Sylvester!!

Yosemite Sam!!

Marvin Martian!!
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Post by: iopyud on November 09, 2009, 08:52:05 am
One of the best platformers I ever played and loved.

Donkey Kong 1, 2 and 3. It had lots of secrets, full of nostalgia and not to mention I really loved the setting and ambiance.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on November 09, 2009, 11:33:01 am
If anyone played that DK cart racer, can you tell me if it followed the main rule of the genre - everyone must have massive heads?
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Post by: Dome on November 09, 2009, 12:02:58 pm
Quote from: "iopyud"One of the best platformers I ever played and loved.

Donkey Kong 1, 2 and 3. It had lots of secrets, full of nostalgia and not to mention I really loved the setting and ambiance.
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Post by: SilvasRuin on November 09, 2009, 01:23:27 pm
Quote from: "Mental_Gear"If anyone played that DK cart racer, can you tell me if it followed the main rule of the genre - everyone must have massive heads?
I believe it did, but to a lesser extent than Mario Kart.

That game had pretty fun flying tracks, multiplayer-only tracks, and powerup mechanics.  It's too bad there were only about two games in the series.  Speaking of which, I never actually played Banjo Pilot or whatever the heck it wound up being named.  Did it suffer the fate of many other sequels and utterly suck compared to the original?

I'm amazed that Mario Kart has somehow avoided that.  The bikes aren't all THAT interesting (They're easier to smack around and they have the advantage on straightaways.  Not really worth using when using that advantage makes them more vulnerable to attack.  They do seem to have superior handling though...), but the tracks and (performance) customization of what you wind up driving is pretty fun.  Double Dash was fun too, but the GC rather suffered in multiplayer capability, and so their multiplayer games tended to suffer because of it.
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Post by: philsov on November 09, 2009, 01:25:07 pm
Quote from: "jimmyjw88"Porky Pig!!

Elmer Fudd!!

Funniest hypothetical rape duo ever.  

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Post by: SilvasRuin on November 09, 2009, 01:34:26 pm
Why are there so many looney toons with some sort of speech impediment?  Elmer Fudd, Sylvester, Tweety, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Tasmanian Devil, and Foghorn Leghorn or whatever his name is all have some sort of odd habit or issue when speaking, and I'm sure there are more where they came from.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on November 09, 2009, 01:51:40 pm
Are you saying it's not humorous to laugh at people with speech impediments?
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2009, 02:01:42 pm
QuoteFoghorn Leghorn

This thread now contains awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvwh9_HsUmU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvwh9_HsUmU)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCsiWL6gn0&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCsiWL6gn0&NR=1)
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Post by: Archael on November 09, 2009, 02:09:13 pm
It's called Diddy Kong Racing (for the 64), one of the best games ever made (even the multiplayer kicked ass, especially the arenas)
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Post by: Mental_Gear on November 09, 2009, 02:10:33 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"It's called Diddy Kong Racing (for the 64), one of the best games ever made (even the multiplayer kicked ass, especially the arenas)

Are you implying multiplayer in kart racers is usually bad? 4-player Crash Team Racing was nearly as epic as Crash Bash.
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Post by: Archael on November 09, 2009, 02:13:26 pm
Quote from: "Mental_Gear"
Quote from: "Voldemort"It's called Diddy Kong Racing (for the 64), one of the best games ever made (even the multiplayer kicked ass, especially the arenas)

Are you implying multiplayer in kart racers is usually bad? 4-player Crash Team Racing was nearly as epic as Crash Bash.

no, I'm saying that not only were the main story tracks good, but the bonus multiplayer arena levels were excellent as well
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Post by: SilvasRuin on November 09, 2009, 03:54:35 pm
I have to admit, those arena "tracks" were the most fun I have ever had in a kart game.  It was fun to just make up our own rules for the egg one and just dogfight rather than try to gather eggs.
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Post by: Archael on November 09, 2009, 05:25:45 pm
OMG THE EGG ONE!

hahahah that was epic
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Post by: jimmyjw88 on November 10, 2009, 03:53:59 am
Quote4-player Crash Team Racing was nearly as epic as Crash Bash.
CTR and Crash Bash are amazing ^^