http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa ... c=51735873 (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=197339&topic=51735873)
anyone want to help with these?
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fuck, Voldemort deleted the wrong one
Blaming me? I didn't delete anything asshole.
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"Foot in mouth.
You'll think twice before blaming Zodiac now won't you? How does that foot taste anyway?
[Samuraiblackbelt stood near the window. Suddenly the sound of battle broke the silence in the channel.]
Harsh Voice: Where did Samurai escape to?
Another Voice: You search over there! The logs are saying he was here in the past 5 minutes! He must still be near!
[Zodiac, banhammer in hand, enters the channel where Samuraiblackbelt is.]
Samuraiblackbelt: Zodiac!! I can explain everything!...
Zodiac: Samuraiblackbelt... I must tell you...
Samuraiblackbelt: What?...
Zodiac: Listen to me... I didn't delete your topics... Being an admin, some think I'm the only one that can moderate those sections... But, I've created ranks that allow mods to moderate other forums.
Samuraiblackbelt: I trusted you wouldn't betray me like that...
Harsh Boice: No good! The channel won't let me in!
Another Voice: Highness! Are you safe!?
Voice: Please! Let us join the channel!
Samuraiblackbelt: Then...who? Who deleted my topics?
Zodiac: It was...
[The two knight breaks the channel's barrier and comes in.]
Nanten Knight: Your Highness... Are you alright?
Nanten Knight: Here he is!!
[Voldemort enters the channel. The two knights falls down on their knees.]
Voldemort: You there, leave this channel.
Nanten Knight: Huh?
Voldemort: I said, leave this channel!
Nanten Knight: B, But...
Voldemort: I'll not say it again!
Nanten Knight: Y, Yes...
[The two knights leaves the channel. Asmo enters the channel. Voldemort walks over at Zodiac.]
Samuraiblackbelt: Please! Don't be rough on Zodiac!
Voldemort: Such a foolish thing you did, Zodiac.
Zodiac: You...traitor.
Voldemort: Oh, please. You know you wanted this too. Look around. See anyone who's really saddened? You should thank me for 'killing' these topics...now you won't have to do it.
Zodiac: Stop that nonsense!
Samuraiblackbelt: Why, Why did you do such a thing?
Voldemort: Because it was fucking retarded to make 3 topics for just a stupid GF link.
Samuraiblackbelt: You liar! You're just angry at me!
Voldemort: You just suck, does that mean I have to be angry at 95% of the world's population?
Samuraiblackbelt: ...
Voldemort: Well...Samuraiblackbelt?
Samuraiblackbelt: I'd like to understand your point... But...
Voldemort: I must talk to Zodiac. Get out of this channel...
Samuraiblackbelt: Please... Don't ban me...
Voldemort: Ok. I promise he won't.
[Samuraiblackbelt quits and rejoins using another nickname and secretly eavesdrops the conversation.]
Zodiac: I don't care. All I wanted was to make my point clear. Don't do it again.
Voldemort: What are you talking about? I can't have you do everything.
Zodiac: What are mod powers worth to you?
Voldemort: Everything, if your remove my moderator status I'm gonna ragequit and invade FFH with PSPMaster's ffh.ru.
Zodiac: Ha, ha, ha. Don't be a fool. I refuse, even if I would have to tie you down!
Voldemort: You cannot refuse. This is the intarweb, you won't be able to prevent me from doing it.
Zodiac: Are you serious? What the hell...?
Voldemort: I'm sure you know I'm right. What I'm planing to do is completely justified. A former hacker, now in control of noobs, and restoring order to FFH. It's easy to understand. This's the 'hero' the people have been demanding.
Zodiac: For that, you're going to take advantage of your moderator powers?
Voldemort: Is that wrong?
[Samuraiblackbelt, in disbelief, get the fuck out of the channel. Hearing Voldemort's words Asmo steps forward.]
Voldemort: What's the matter? Want to kill me? I know the LD sent you as an 'assassin'! And if I betray Zodiac or LD, you'll kill me, right?
[Voldemort slowly walks at Asmo. Asmo steps back and draws a small dagger.]
Voldemort: Go on... Stab me with that dagger. What's the matter? Go on... If you don't kill me... I'll kill you!
[The screen fades.]
Whoah whoah whoah whoah wait wait wait.
Whoah.
You mean to tell us that Asmo isn't wearing any pants!?
I suppose he truly IS the Ultimate Warrior..
panties?
the ironic thing is I was listening ti Voldemort's advice from the first time I posted a Gamfaqs AI tourney link
Are you saying that recorded event is not accurate!?
http://ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3651 (http://ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3651)