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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on October 29, 2009, 02:22:21 pm

Title: There is no spoon.
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on October 29, 2009, 02:22:21 pm
What if there were different Martial Arts support skills?  How would they change the Hand to Hand damage formula?

Brazilian Ju-Jitsu: Changes atttack formula to Damage = (SP*Brave/100)*PA?               (SP*Brave/100)*SP?
Tai Chi: Changes attack formula to Damage = (MA*Brave/100)*PA?                  (MA*Brave/100)*MA?
Muay Thai: Damage = ([{SP+PA}/2]*Brave/100)*([SP+PA]/2)
Falon Gong: Damage = (MA*Faith/100)*([PA+MA+SP]/3)
Greco-Roman Wrestling: Damage = (PA*Brave/100)*PA*(5/4 if unit has "oil" status)*(5/4 if unit is wearing buttpants)
Drunken Kung Fu: Damage = ([Random:PA, MA, or SP]*[{Random:Brave or Faith}/100])*(Random: PA, MA, or SP)
Tifa: Damage = (PA*Brave/100)*PA*(Circumference of Chest in Inches/10)

Drunk Fu.  Fuck yeah.


Anyone ever seen Equilibrium?  It looks like a Matrix rip-off starring Christian Bale, but it's pretty damn good.
Anyways, what would a Gun Kata skill set look like?  Pew pew pew!
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 29, 2009, 04:37:25 pm
Tae Kwan Do = (PA*SP)^10

EDIT: but seriously, Tae Wan Do would probably have the same equation as Muay Thai

Judo = [(PA+Sp)*Br/100] * PA
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 pm
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on October 29, 2009, 05:46:43 pm
Equilibrium is great. I eventually had to buy a copy, since I found myself renting it once every few months for a few years there.

Also,

QuoteGreco-Roman Wrestling: Damage = (PA*Brave/100)*PA*(5/4 if unit has "oil" status)*(5/4 if unit is wearing buttpants)

= lolociraptorz
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Post by: dwib on October 29, 2009, 06:01:49 pm
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"but seriously, Tae Wan Do would probably have the same equation as Muay Thai
except Muay Thai is a hell of a lot more fun
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 29, 2009, 06:05:09 pm
boxing is more fun than learning ways to screw with other peoples nerves and joints?
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 29, 2009, 06:11:53 pm
hapkido = [(Sp*2)*Br/100]^2