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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: SentinalBlade on August 05, 2009, 08:31:26 pm

Title: The Truth about Tonberries
Post by: SentinalBlade on August 05, 2009, 08:31:26 pm
Yea. I had some speculation recently.

Tonberries are green, and have a tail.

They have a lantern

They have a knife.

They were a robe.

My thoughts on Tonberries is this: A Tonberry is a turtle that has lost its shell, and become emo due to being homeless. They then roam a dark cave, causing them to go blind from lack of light over a prolonged period of time. They wear the robes to keep the scars hidden.


Your thoughts? What are they really?
Title: Re: The Truth about Tonberries
Post by: Dome on August 05, 2009, 08:39:52 pm
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Your thoughts? What are they really?
The sadness and sorrow of a dead emo
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Post by: SilvasRuin on August 05, 2009, 09:13:43 pm
They are demonic manifestations of anger, resentment, and fear formed to take revenge on those responsible for such feelings and death and to evoke the same emotions in their victims before they finish them off.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on August 05, 2009, 09:18:48 pm
:P i said they were emo in the first post.

thanks for the copycat. Imitation is flattery and all that horribly misconstrued junk :3
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Post by: Kaijyuu on August 06, 2009, 12:03:41 am
I think they're just final fantasy monsters. They don't have to make any more sense than a flan does.
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Post by: SilvasRuin on August 06, 2009, 12:14:47 am
Flans are why people should not flush pudding down the toilet or throw it in landfills along with toxic/radioactive/magical waste.
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Post by: gojoe on August 06, 2009, 01:29:13 am
toneberries are the evil chefs of the underworl they need a lamp to see and the robe just looks evil
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 06, 2009, 02:10:15 am
Tonberries are just handsome people from Limerick. Knives.
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Post by: boomkick on August 06, 2009, 03:03:17 am
Tonberries are noT-berries. Or, so to speak, noT-berries= not obvious TRAP-berries.

ITS A TRAP SPAM

Raises post count like a jerk
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Post by: Dormin Jake on August 06, 2009, 03:04:40 am
Moogles are slam-dancing magical steampunk bear cat bunny dandelion bats.

Tonberries don't compute.

Flans piss me off by existing.
Title: Re: The Truth about Tonberries
Post by: Dome on August 06, 2009, 04:23:14 am
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"My thoughts on Tonberries is this: A Tonberry is a turtle that has lost its shell, and become emo due to being homeless. They then roam a dark cave, causing them to go blind from lack of light over a prolonged period of time. They wear the robes to keep the scars hidden
Quote from: "Dome"The sadness and sorrow of a dead emo
In your opinion they are turtles evolved into something else
I sayed that they are the manifestation of the grief and sorrow of an emo
Not exactly the same
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Post by: tithin on August 06, 2009, 05:55:39 am
Quote from: "SilvasRuin"They are demonic manifestations of anger, resentment, and fear formed to take revenge on those responsible for such feelings and death and to evoke the same emotions in their victims before they finish them off.

So, Ju-On
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Post by: SilvasRuin on August 06, 2009, 02:12:31 pm
After googling that term, then yeah, I suppose that fits... they aren't ethereal ghosts though, so there is some difference.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 06, 2009, 03:18:14 pm
...Tonberry is a WORD?!