Final Fantasy Hacktics

General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 01:02:39 pm

Title: Why I should be the Moderator of this fucking section
Post by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 01:02:39 pm
Hi guys, I'm Dome, and I think that I should be the moderator of the spam section.
Now you should be asking yourself "Why???"

- There are lot of good reason because this should happen:

1) I am well known on the forum (I created the "Dome post" Phenomena), and a moderator must be famous to be good
2) I know very well the spam section, and I lurk/post here a lot (I created a topic that will never be forgot, http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2594 The dumbass of the month, and I'm making a nice forum game http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3142 where a kid desperately try to get an ice-cream) and a moderator must know very well his section.
3) A lot of people hate me, and a moderator must be hated at least a bit.
4) I am italian, and the fact that I'm a foreigner is always a plus xD
5) I got warned by Zodiac once and I'm still here, so it means that I've improved, and a person that can learn by his mistake is a good moderator
6) My penis is bigger than yours
7) I am "the guy" (that's the proof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmH_Y6OdWhM&feature=channel_page)

- And now... What I will do if I became spam mod?

1) I will clean the section a bit, grouping the most famous post in a "Wall of fame" topic, so to make some space for more funny spam.
2) The spam will get even wilder because a lot of people will flame me = more fun here
3) The spam section is the one that attract more fake account and shitty users that need a  :ban: , I can quickly spot them and tell it to Zodiac
4) Ensure that spam stays in spam

- Now, the answers to another question: why I want to be a moderator?

1) Because if I become a moderator my name will be green (this is very important) and I can get inside the super-secret section of the naked womans, that only the moderator can browse.
2) Because I'm a power hungry fool
3) Because I want to make a patch (a patch that completely removes magic, with new class and ability, I have a lot of changes and idea in my mind http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2988) and I need more visibility. (This point is serius, I truly want to make a patch ^_^)

And now, a little FAQ about this post

1) Everyone that agree about my nomination will get a free virgin
2) Everyone that disagree about my nomination will die in pain
3) If someone accuse me of something, I will not talk unless in presence of my lawyer.

DIE BITCHES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Qr7WGOBDo&feature=channel_page
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Post by: Archael on June 24, 2009, 01:08:35 pm
Quote1) Because if I become a moderator my name will be green (this is very important) and I can get inside the super-secret section of the naked womans, that only the moderator can browse.

you got my vote
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Post by: boomkick on June 24, 2009, 01:12:44 pm
This video in hopes of your achievement in this position Dome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on June 24, 2009, 01:20:29 pm
Hi, guys. I'm K-Suto, and I think that I should be the moderator of the spam section.
Now you should be asking yourself "Why?".

- There are lot of good reason because this should happen:

1) I am well known on the forum (I created the banner at the top of your page), and a moderator must be famous to be good.
2) I know the spam section very well, and I post here a lot. A moderator must know very well his section.
3) Nobody hates me, but I have no problem giving people the "what's for".
4) I am Polish, and we declared war on the Nazis first.  And there are plenty of Nazis on the internet.  
5) I have never been in trouble with Zodiac.  In fact, I think Zod may even think I'm cool.
6) My penis is bigger than you.

- And now... What I will do if I became spam mod?

1) Ensure that spam stays in spam.
2) Ensure that spam stays in spam.
3) Ensure that spam stays in spam.

- Now, the answers to another question: Why I want to be a moderator?

1) Because Dome's a power hungry fool and doesn't deserve it.
2) Because I'm better than Dome.

And now, a little FAQ about this post

1) Everyone that agrees about my nomination will not die in pain.
2) Everyone that disagrees about my nomination will die a virgin.
3) My grammar and spelling rocks that crap out of Dome's post.
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Post by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 01:22:41 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Hi, guys. I'm K-Suto, and I support Dome nomination
Thanks Kuraudo Sutoraifu, I truly appreciate this
Voldemort and Boomkick, the virgins are ready for you.
Just tell me where do you live, and I will send them xD
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on June 24, 2009, 01:50:26 pm
Quote from: "Dome"Thanks Kuraudo Sutoraifu, I truly appreciate this
NP, whatever I can do to help.
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Post by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 01:55:06 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"
Quote from: "Dome"Thanks Kuraudo Sutoraifu, I truly appreciate this
NP, whatever I can do to help.
A virgin will soon come to your house.
Just tell me where do you live.
P.s: You did the banner of the forum? Truly well done!
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on June 24, 2009, 01:59:55 pm
Yeah, I did the banner, but I think I could do better.
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Post by: philsov on June 24, 2009, 02:00:08 pm
I second Kudo, on the basis of Godwin-ing the thread on its 4th post.  Top caliber spam material.
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Post by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 02:07:27 pm
Quote from: "philsov"I support Dome for his Top caliber spam material.
Thanks Philosov, I truly appreciate this ^_^
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Post by: Ant on June 24, 2009, 02:38:35 pm
I vote for Algus.

Algus and spam go together like Aretha Franklin and low blood sugar.
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Post by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 02:42:10 pm
Quote from: "Ant"I vote for Algus.

Algus and spam go together like Aretha Franklin and low blood sugar.
You will die in pain you stubborn child. xD
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Post by: philsov on June 24, 2009, 02:49:49 pm
Quote from: "Ant"I vote for Algus.

Algus and spam go together like Aretha Franklin and low blood sugar.

You need me (need me) and I need you (don't you know)
Without each other there ain't nothing people can do
Oh freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, yeah freedom
Freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, ooh freedom
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Post by: Xifanie on June 24, 2009, 03:04:07 pm
PETITION TO FREE DOME
started 10 years ago

List of all Signatures:

~ Dome
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Post by: Dome on June 24, 2009, 03:10:13 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"PETITION TO FREE DOME
started 10 years ago

List of all Signatures:

~ Dome
Quote from: "Dome"2) Everyone that disagree about my nomination will die in pain
U AR THE ADM, BUT AI AS NO AFRAAID OF NOTIN!!!
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on June 24, 2009, 04:33:25 pm
Quote from: "Dome"Zodiac, kill me now!
Not a good call there, Dome.
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Post by: gojoe on June 24, 2009, 04:39:39 pm
WTF is wrong with you guys? I'VE BEEN THE MOD FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!! GTFO!
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Post by: Archael on June 24, 2009, 06:10:35 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"WTF is wrong with you guys? I'VE BEEN THE MOD FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!! GTFO!

this is true
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Post by: Kokojo on June 24, 2009, 07:10:45 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"
Quote from: "gojoe"WTF is wrong with you guys? I'VE BEEN THE MOD FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!! GTFO!

I FUCKING LOVE PENISES


Shut up, Arch.
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Post by: ffzman on June 24, 2009, 08:16:23 pm
Quote from: "philsov"I second Kudo, on the basis of Godwin-ing the thread on its 4th post.  Top caliber spam material.

Second'd
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on June 24, 2009, 10:38:42 pm
I dug this out.

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Post by: Asmo X on June 24, 2009, 11:07:16 pm
I'm moderating the introductions forum as we speak
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Post by: Dome on June 25, 2009, 02:25:58 am
Quote from: "Dome"Everyone that disagree about my nomination will die in pain
U UIL AL DIE IN PAAIN BICCESSSS!!!!1112inxznodnvossva
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Post by: tithin on June 26, 2009, 05:16:21 am
dome

i am not joking

you're a faggot

a complete and utter worthless faggot who brings nothing of good or value to the forums

get out
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Post by: Dome on June 26, 2009, 06:14:52 am
Mighty Voldemort, give me the power...I ask your help now to fight this enemy...TREE QUOTE!!!

Quote from: "tithin"dome
Yes?

Quote from: "tithin"i am not joking
Nice to know

Quote from: "tithin"you're a faggot
Thanks, but I dont care about your opinion

Quote from: "tithin"a complete and utter worthless faggot who brings nothing of good or value to the forums
Bla bla bla

Quote from: "tithin"get out
Tnx, but I wont get out because I like the forum

Seriously, do you think I realy care about what you say?
At least at the beginning you were funny
Quote from: "tithin"if it helps, I wish you were dead FROM rocks
but now you are just repetitive and boring, like my chemistry professor...
You should go to do something useful, instead of writing "You are a faggot bla bla bla"
If you want to spam, at least bring some new gag...
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Post by: tithin on June 26, 2009, 09:45:51 pm
ahahahahaha slllllllllurp
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Post by: DarthPaul on June 26, 2009, 09:50:08 pm
Tithin may overuse the term faggot but at the same time he says useful things a lot more often that you do, Dome.
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Post by: Not Dome on June 27, 2009, 01:48:54 pm
You suck dome. I will win.
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Post by: Dome on June 27, 2009, 01:59:23 pm
Quote from: "Not Dome"You suck dome. I will win.
You are just my evil twin
Or magitek
Or Pspmaster

U dont exist without me...so u cannot win