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Title: Need Red Mage Jokes
Post by: SentinalBlade on April 16, 2009, 08:29:57 pm

Im making a t-shirt. I already got one side(the front) with the black mage and a common joke about them, but i need something witty for the red mage on the back. any suggestions?

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Post by: Kaijyuu on April 16, 2009, 08:58:09 pm

They go both ways?

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Post by: SentinalBlade on April 16, 2009, 09:02:46 pm

I was thinking of something along that lines, but it doesnt fit since redmages can do more than just black/white magic...

I was thinking of;

Schizophrenia never looked so awesome!

but im not sure how well it would do...any thoughts?

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Post by: Skip Sandwich on April 16, 2009, 09:39:15 pm

WWRMD?

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Post by: Zalge on April 16, 2009, 10:44:34 pm

"Yeah man, I can handle two [Monsters] at once."
refering to Double cast that Redmages have in a large amount of games.

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Post by: CidIII on April 16, 2009, 10:49:30 pm

That's a lot to squeeze on the back of a fucking t-shirt.

*EDIT*
Ah never mind I didn't see the quotes I thought the whole thing was it, including the explanation, haha.

"It's easy going both ways when you have a huge sword."
-referring to the ability of a Red Mage to use a sword, but also a sexual innuendo to a large penis which would compliment the statement of "going both ways".

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Post by: Zenko on April 16, 2009, 11:06:47 pm

"Look! I can handle three swords at a time." Red Mage with 2 swords + main sword.

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Post by: philsov on April 17, 2009, 10:49:45 am

Knife, curing, screwdriver, scissors, damage spells, wine bottle opener, melee, laser pointer....

... what?

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Post by: SentinalBlade on April 17, 2009, 04:55:55 pm

Its only a large, i couldnt fit much on it; i went with this

(http://i39.tinypic.com/30rtjm9.jpg)(http://i44.tinypic.com/2jd5pco.jpg)

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Post by: Zalge on April 17, 2009, 05:06:05 pm

Wait, why is he schizophrenic? is this supposed to be based off 8-bit theatre? =P (i've never read it)

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Post by: ArkDelgato on April 17, 2009, 05:21:23 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udj ... annel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udjaSE&feature=channel_page)

Just because it is relevant to this topic.

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Post by: SentinalBlade on April 17, 2009, 05:32:41 pm

Schizoprhrenic? because when i played ff1 red mage, you only get 3 spots for each level of spell, but had 8 spells to choose from

Red Mage always struck me as having multiple personalities. Fighting, White Magic, Black Magic. I never really made a good, well rounded red mage. everytime i played a red mage came out having more white magic than black magic, or vice versa.

Also; Excellent video. its been on my zune since the day it was posted.

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Post by: Zalge on April 17, 2009, 05:53:20 pm

I'm gunna have to download that video once I get my new computer.

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Post by: philsov on April 17, 2009, 06:58:41 pm

Quote from: "ArkDelgato"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udjaSE&feature=channel_page

Just because it is relevant to this topic.

1 - That's AWESOME

2 - Ruse is caster-only!

Final Fantasy Hacktics

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