Title: Twilight = Toilet.
Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 02:48:23 am
Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 02:48:23 am
Don't mean to offend fans, but I HAAATE Twilight. |:<
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Post by: Asmo X on April 03, 2009, 02:54:28 am
Post by: Asmo X on April 03, 2009, 02:54:28 am
ok
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Post by: Smitson on April 03, 2009, 03:10:21 am
Post by: Smitson on April 03, 2009, 03:10:21 am
Yeah chicks are pissing me off with it.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on April 03, 2009, 03:15:48 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on April 03, 2009, 03:15:48 am
Hell even one of my guy friends thinks its so kickass..
My brother thought it was the best movie in the world.
He went to go see it 4 times in fact. After the 4rth time, he now thinks it should never have been made.
I noticed this my first time reading the back of the book.
My brother thought it was the best movie in the world.
He went to go see it 4 times in fact. After the 4rth time, he now thinks it should never have been made.
I noticed this my first time reading the back of the book.
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Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 03:21:03 am
Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 03:21:03 am
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"He went to go see it 4 times in fact. After the 4rth time, he now thinks it should never have been made.
At least he came to his senses. The little girls are starting to irritate me. Everywhere I go I have to resist the urge to murder a child.
It's ALLL they fucking talk about...
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 07:37:25 am
Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 07:37:25 am
I have the book but I refuse to read it till this craze is fucking over!
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Post by: FFMaster on April 03, 2009, 07:39:59 am
Post by: FFMaster on April 03, 2009, 07:39:59 am
I've been planning to read it to see what all the hype is all about. This better be a damn good piece of writing.
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 08:08:54 am
Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 08:08:54 am
I don't expect that much from it.
Stephanie Meyer is ot a good author on any accords, though I too must see what all the hype is about.
Who knows I might like it, I might not. Only time will tell.
Stephanie Meyer is ot a good author on any accords, though I too must see what all the hype is about.
Who knows I might like it, I might not. Only time will tell.
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Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 08:53:42 am
Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 08:53:42 am
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"Stephanie Meyer is ot a good author on any accords
Hell even Stephen King said she was a horrible writer.
"The only difference between her and JK Rowling is that JK Rowling can write worth a damn."
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Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 11:11:04 am
Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 11:11:04 am
I love Stephen King
he is correct in his analysis by association
he is correct in his analysis by association
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 01:35:47 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 01:35:47 pm
Stephen King said that?
It must be bad then because King is a literary genius.
Which reminds me I need to finish the one SK novel I bought.
It must be bad then because King is a literary genius.
Which reminds me I need to finish the one SK novel I bought.
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Post by: Dokurider on April 03, 2009, 01:39:02 pm
Post by: Dokurider on April 03, 2009, 01:39:02 pm
Twilight is shit. It's fucking vampire mary sue fanfiction.
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Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 01:46:51 pm
Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 01:46:51 pm
yeah SK does pwn
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Post by: SentinalBlade on April 03, 2009, 03:43:25 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on April 03, 2009, 03:43:25 pm
Im not much for DnD, but some of the books out there are amazing, my favorite being those by R.A. Salvatore.
He didnt take to kindly to her books either. "EXTRA EXTRA; Phenominal writer pokes at a lower class of author. The world continues to devolve into reading it anyways!"
My mom read it before my sister did, to make sure it was okay. She couldnt get all the way through it.
He didnt take to kindly to her books either. "EXTRA EXTRA; Phenominal writer pokes at a lower class of author. The world continues to devolve into reading it anyways!"
My mom read it before my sister did, to make sure it was okay. She couldnt get all the way through it.
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Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 04:10:03 pm
Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 04:10:03 pm
hey guiz I have a funny related story
my cousin is a HUYGEGE fan of Twilight
she was telling me about the movie and I happened to change the subject to a movie I want to watch again and told her it was about blood suckers (vampires)
to which my cousin replied
"Don'T YOU EVER DARE CALL HIM THAT AGAIN!!"
confused, I asked her what in the fuck she was talking about
and she told me
"in Twilight, Blood Sucker is a derogatory term for the Vampires in the story... he hates it when you call him that.. don't you dare call him Blood Sucker again!"
and I could tell she was serious
but at that point I was too busy rofb
my cousin is a HUYGEGE fan of Twilight
she was telling me about the movie and I happened to change the subject to a movie I want to watch again and told her it was about blood suckers (vampires)
to which my cousin replied
"Don'T YOU EVER DARE CALL HIM THAT AGAIN!!"
confused, I asked her what in the fuck she was talking about
and she told me
"in Twilight, Blood Sucker is a derogatory term for the Vampires in the story... he hates it when you call him that.. don't you dare call him Blood Sucker again!"
and I could tell she was serious
but at that point I was too busy rofb
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Post by: Smitson on April 03, 2009, 04:52:17 pm
Post by: Smitson on April 03, 2009, 04:52:17 pm
Wow Arch...some people are too obsessed with it...
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Post by: philsov on April 03, 2009, 05:49:12 pm
Post by: philsov on April 03, 2009, 05:49:12 pm
Quoterofb
rolling on the floor blinking?
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Post by: Xifanie on April 03, 2009, 06:00:48 pm
Post by: Xifanie on April 03, 2009, 06:00:48 pm
I have the DVD, should I bother watching? My brother watched it and said it was so-so.
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Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 06:21:55 pm
Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 06:21:55 pm
Quote from: "philsov"Quoterofb
rolling on the floor blinking?
bleeding!
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Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 08:43:50 pm
Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 08:43:50 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"I have the DVD, should I bother watching? My brother watched it and said it was so-so.
I would advise against it, the movie is supposedly worse than the books. You can actually tell it's a low budget movie. =\
Quote from: "Voldemort"and I could tell she was serious
Hahaha, wow.
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Post by: gojoe on April 03, 2009, 09:09:50 pm
Post by: gojoe on April 03, 2009, 09:09:50 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"I have the DVD, should I bother watching? My brother watched it and said it was so-so.
to save time and pain do what i did, just snap the dvd in half and shove it in your urethra. you won't be able to have sex for a while but it saved my relationship.
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Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 09:17:36 pm
Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 09:17:36 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Zodiac"I have the DVD, should I bother watching? My brother watched it and said it was so-so.
to save time and pain do what i did, just snap the dvd in half and shove it in your urethra. you won't be able to have sex for a while but it saved my relationship.
Orifice FTW!!
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Post by: Miroshi Beshima on April 04, 2009, 01:13:06 pm
Post by: Miroshi Beshima on April 04, 2009, 01:13:06 pm
Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.
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Post by: Smitson on April 04, 2009, 11:39:19 pm
Post by: Smitson on April 04, 2009, 11:39:19 pm
Quote from: "Miroshi Beshima"Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.
Banhammer this man! He's feeding lies!
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Post by: Verdeni on April 05, 2009, 12:40:58 am
Post by: Verdeni on April 05, 2009, 12:40:58 am
Quote from: "Smitson"Quote from: "Miroshi Beshima"Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.
Banhammer this man! He's feeding lies!
LIIIIIIIIES.
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Post by: Smitson on April 05, 2009, 01:04:30 am
Post by: Smitson on April 05, 2009, 01:04:30 am
Quote from: "Verdeni"Quote from: "Smitson"Quote from: "Miroshi Beshima"Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.
Banhammer this man! He's feeding lies!
LIIIIIIIIES. :evil:
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 05, 2009, 09:13:38 am
Post by: DarthPaul on April 05, 2009, 09:13:38 am
Quote from: "Voldemort""Don'T YOU EVER DARE CALL HIM THAT AGAIN!!"
My bro is going on a band trip to Orlando.
His bus is full of Female Twilight fans.
I told him to yell out "Edward is a blood sucker" halfway through the movie.
Oh god is he gonna get it good.
Also I have seen the movie and I can never unsee it.
It was a cinematic catastrophe that played out like a love story written by a seven year old.
I would have suffered less pain shattering the disk and stuffing the fragments up my urethra.
I should have heeded gojoe's warning.
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Post by: Archael on April 05, 2009, 11:05:19 am
Post by: Archael on April 05, 2009, 11:05:19 am
keeekeekeke let me know what happens to him
related: Twilight fans would have their hopes and dreams crushed if they met a true vampire romance story:
Elmdor, Celia and Lede's story, the teleporting samurai vampire zodiac demon story
take that twilight
related: Twilight fans would have their hopes and dreams crushed if they met a true vampire romance story:
Elmdor, Celia and Lede's story, the teleporting samurai vampire zodiac demon story
take that twilight
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 05, 2009, 12:23:44 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on April 05, 2009, 12:23:44 pm
It is hard to make a vampire romance story because VAMPIRES DRINK BLOOD YOU DUMB FUCKS.
I mean honestly if you take away the drinking human blood factor then they are no longer vampires are they.
They are just unpleasant people.
Also vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.
I hate when people think they can mess with the vampire formula to make a new creature entirely and call their creation a vamp.
If it breaks all the rules of a vampire then call it something else.
That would be like taking a cake dish putting a crust in and filling it with fruit, then baking it and calling it a cake.
God dammit this whole mess pisses me up.
I mean honestly if you take away the drinking human blood factor then they are no longer vampires are they.
They are just unpleasant people.
Also vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.
I hate when people think they can mess with the vampire formula to make a new creature entirely and call their creation a vamp.
If it breaks all the rules of a vampire then call it something else.
That would be like taking a cake dish putting a crust in and filling it with fruit, then baking it and calling it a cake.
God dammit this whole mess pisses me up.
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Post by: Archael on April 05, 2009, 12:38:26 pm
Post by: Archael on April 05, 2009, 12:38:26 pm
I had no idea how Twilight's vampires go...
that's lame
that's lame
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Post by: philsov on April 05, 2009, 12:38:53 pm
Post by: philsov on April 05, 2009, 12:38:53 pm
QuoteAlso vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.
Or... it turns them into the dust.
Unless they're the blade-variety vampires, of course!
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Post by: Archael on April 05, 2009, 12:43:56 pm
Post by: Archael on April 05, 2009, 12:43:56 pm
Quote from: "philsov"QuoteAlso vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.
Or... it turns them into the dust.
Unless they're the blade-variety vampires, of course!
blade 1 and 2 were good (2 was imho amazing)
3 sucked beyond belief
- archebert
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Post by: Kourama on April 06, 2009, 08:42:44 am
Post by: Kourama on April 06, 2009, 08:42:44 am
There is a show called TruBlood that is a decent vampire show with vampire romance.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on April 06, 2009, 09:53:30 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on April 06, 2009, 09:53:30 am
Kourama, holy shit long time no see...
True Blood is great, i watch it with my dad. Along with a show called Sanctuary
True Blood is great, i watch it with my dad. Along with a show called Sanctuary
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 06, 2009, 11:44:08 am
Post by: DarthPaul on April 06, 2009, 11:44:08 am
Yo Arch he got hissed at and emasculated.
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Post by: Kourama on April 06, 2009, 11:22:07 pm
Post by: Kourama on April 06, 2009, 11:22:07 pm
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Kourama, holy shit long time no see...
True Blood is great, i watch it with my dad. Along with a show called Sanctuary
I usually visit this site daily.
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Hoho, thats a good one Kourama. you should post more/lurk less
You just caught me in a "post more" moment.
Oh yeah and I haven't seen Twilight yet, although all the women at work love it. Is it really that bad?
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 07, 2009, 08:50:30 am
Post by: DarthPaul on April 07, 2009, 08:50:30 am
YES!
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Post by: Legionofdrake on April 16, 2009, 04:37:33 pm
Post by: Legionofdrake on April 16, 2009, 04:37:33 pm
yes this stupid obsession is getting to much lol when my friends sister got all mad at me for calling it a gay stupid little book she said stfu you dont know anything! and then she said that edward was gonna come and kill me lol
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Post by: Kaijyuu on April 16, 2009, 04:44:35 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 16, 2009, 04:44:35 pm
Definitely catered to a female audience.
There's probably plenty of stuff they generally think is stupid that guys usually like.
There's probably plenty of stuff they generally think is stupid that guys usually like.
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Post by: Archael on April 16, 2009, 04:50:35 pm
Post by: Archael on April 16, 2009, 04:50:35 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"There's probably plenty of stuff they generally think is stupid that guys usually like.
probably anything related to monsters, gore, steel weaponry, combustible materials, fire, explotion, robots, ranged weaponry, and the like?
I totally agree
but there's some cool chicks out there, y'kkkkkkknow?
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Post by: Kaijyuu on April 16, 2009, 04:59:06 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 16, 2009, 04:59:06 pm
I know plenty of pyromaniac women. Robots and weaponry and the like, though... yeah.
And 90% of those cool chicks are taken.
And 90% of those cool chicks are taken.
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Post by: gojoe on May 05, 2009, 07:31:56 am
Post by: gojoe on May 05, 2009, 07:31:56 am
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hope this helps
hope this helps
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Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:51:39 pm
Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:51:39 pm
no
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Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:51:52 pm
Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:51:52 pm
no
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Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:52:21 pm
Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:52:21 pm
no
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Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:54:08 pm
Post by: The Chad on May 25, 2009, 08:54:08 pm
wow this is my Computer it does not get better the n that
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Post by: Oblivion on May 26, 2009, 12:02:15 pm
Post by: Oblivion on May 26, 2009, 12:02:15 pm
The lady that wrote this book obviously has not seen 30 Days of Night. Vampires aren't peaceful. They are really big mosquitos that need a leeson in shotgun.