Title: Christmas Dinner: BP vs ?? (Who's next?)
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 12:44:13 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 12:44:13 pm
EDIT: Changed topic title, since it has a broader range of meanings in its simplistic ambiguity. BP vs NOLANRYANFHODHSK, BP vs Voldemort, etc.
EDIT2: Changed topic title again, since Asmo hit the nail on the head in his interpretation of this thread. I'm obviously drunk on eggnog and looking for blood (to put in m'eggnog). BRING IT!
Comment I received on part 2/3 of The Villain of Ivalice on Youtube:
"shit hes fuck going with monks to kill strong guy"
(http://i44.tinypic.com/igytxs.jpg)
Betta watch out, Kanbabrif.
Shit hes fuck going with monks.
EDIT2: Changed topic title again, since Asmo hit the nail on the head in his interpretation of this thread. I'm obviously drunk on eggnog and looking for blood (to put in m'eggnog). BRING IT!
Comment I received on part 2/3 of The Villain of Ivalice on Youtube:
"shit hes fuck going with monks to kill strong guy"
(http://i44.tinypic.com/igytxs.jpg)
Betta watch out, Kanbabrif.
Shit hes fuck going with monks.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 30, 2009, 12:57:59 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on March 30, 2009, 12:57:59 pm
When you remaster the Chronicles you should have a Narrator say that.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 01:14:02 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 01:14:02 pm
Ha ha ha!!
That same user also posted a great comment on Voldemort's page:
"hey man 1.0 extreme makes ur suck no offence stoned me haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajonhoinjoonhl k.fzs vbtt what
???"
That same user also posted a great comment on Voldemort's page:
"hey man 1.0 extreme makes ur suck no offence stoned me haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajonhoinjoonhl k.fzs vbtt what
???"
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Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 01:33:25 pm
Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 01:33:25 pm
I always did want to mercilessly stab Fanatic in the chest.
Not really, but still.
Not really, but still.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 02:26:51 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 02:26:51 pm
The more you know:
NOLANRYANHOSKINS is a retarded redneck youtube troll
he keeps re-making accounts after youtube closes them
this is his 4th or 5th account
this is not him being funny
this is him actually not knowing how to write properly (I kid you not)
"shit hes fuck going with monks to kill strong guy" is funny, if you consider 14 yr old-aoler speech funny
NOLANRYANHOSKINS is a retarded redneck youtube troll
he keeps re-making accounts after youtube closes them
this is his 4th or 5th account
this is not him being funny
this is him actually not knowing how to write properly (I kid you not)
"shit hes fuck going with monks to kill strong guy" is funny, if you consider 14 yr old-aoler speech funny
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 04:56:32 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 04:56:32 pm
Context + ridiculousness and/or exaggeration + timing = every joke ever
While "14 yr old-aoler speech" isn't funny alone, it is quite ridiculous.
While "14 yr old-aoler speech" isn't funny alone, it is quite ridiculous.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:01:17 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:01:17 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Context + ridiculousness and/or exaggeration + timing = every joke ever
While "14 yr old-aoler speech" isn't funny alone, it is quite ridiculous.
NOLANRYANHOSKINS + NOLANRYANHOSKINS = un-joke, ever, the moment you realize he's actually serious and not just high / drunk when he writes
regardless of opinion
some examples:
QuoteInterests and Hobbies: sleeping and having fun fuck work
ha ha ha.. that is very funny
QuoteMovies and Shows: dont watch tv anymore watch stuff from achael7 not sure if spelled right gozar adamwestlapdog stuff like that not best remeberer of names and bad spelling sorry :}
a case could be made for "rememberer of names" but then he admits that his spelling is simply bad, ha ha ha ha lololol
what else would you expect from someone named (or names himself) NOLANRYANHOSKINS ... inbreedism ftw
QuoteMusic: linkin park,rural roots dont ask old band,matchbox 20 of coarse,johnny cash double of course, beatles you get good bands,aforman,akon,eminem the list goes on
Books: the moon by night the only one i probley read in younger ages
QuoteNOLANRYANHOSKINS favorited a video (4 days ago)
Vegeta, It's Okay If You are Gay!
more comedic genious clearly at work
you are wrong
NOLANRYANHOSKINS is not funny
you are homosexuals
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 05:15:29 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 05:15:29 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"if you consider 14 yr old-aoler speech funny
You talk like that too, Arch; 90% of memes are 14 yr old-aoler speech. Or do you consider your commentary vids of "GG bitches, put down, lolololol" to be on a different level of humor?
I'm not saying this guy's a comic genius. I'm just saying this particular comment of his fails so hard it wins. Epic fail guy and etcetera.
Though you've been unusually bitchy here lately, and it seems you're looking to get into fights on just about every board.
If you have a problem with my topic, just GTFO. I don't have the patience to put up with that shit and I don't want this topic to turn into another whiny elitist circlejerk like Dome's topic.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:18:12 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:18:12 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Quote from: "Voldemort"if you consider 14 yr old-aoler speech funny
You talk like that too, Arch; 90% of memes are 14 yr old-aoler speech. Or do you consider your commentary vids of "GG bitches, put down, lolololol" to be on a different level of humor?
No I don't
Yes it is on an entirely different level of humor
like I said before youtube inbred redneck troll, remember?
nice try
QuoteI'm not saying this guy's a comic genius. I'm just saying this particular comment of his fails so hard it wins. Epic fail guy and etcetera.
you'd be wrong
QuoteThough you've been unusually bitchy here lately, and it seems you're looking to get into fights on just about every board.
this is an incorrect analysis of the situation
perhaps removal of your IRL problems beliefs and issues from the situation will help you see things my way
QuoteIf you have a problem with my topic, just GTFO. I don't have the patience to put up with that shit and I don't want this topic to turn into another whiny elitist circlejerk like Dome's topic.
too late
you brought up NOLANRYANHOSKPOSHKING
your topic will now be quarantined and appropriated by me
like I said in my 2nd post in this topic
you are wrong
(trust me on this)
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 05:18:19 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 05:18:19 pm
Pretty sure he's just trolling. Nothing personal.
Kinda reminds me of an 8 year old schoolboy kicking girls in the shins, then running off laughing and sticking his tongue out as a flimsy taunt.
Kinda reminds me of an 8 year old schoolboy kicking girls in the shins, then running off laughing and sticking his tongue out as a flimsy taunt.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 05:23:53 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 05:23:53 pm
Voldemort,
Think about this for awhile. Don't post a response. Just think long and hard about our past together, and ask yourself if it's worth it to keep trolling me over this--of all fucking topics. We've gotten in fights before, and it seems that each time, your respect for me falls further and further into the negative values.
Choose the higher road and bow out gracefully. I'll fuck you up if you continue fighting with me here.
Like, I'll remove your character from the CoK. Completely.
I'm not fucking kidding.
For once, back the fuck off and show me some god damned respect.
Think about this for awhile. Don't post a response. Just think long and hard about our past together, and ask yourself if it's worth it to keep trolling me over this--of all fucking topics. We've gotten in fights before, and it seems that each time, your respect for me falls further and further into the negative values.
Choose the higher road and bow out gracefully. I'll fuck you up if you continue fighting with me here.
Like, I'll remove your character from the CoK. Completely.
I'm not fucking kidding.
For once, back the fuck off and show me some god damned respect.
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 05:24:33 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 05:24:33 pm
Looks like he won already.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:27:00 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:27:00 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Voldemort,
what
QuoteThink about this for awhile.
I did
QuoteDon't post a response.
I don't think so man
QuoteJust think long and hard about our past together, and ask yourself if it's worth it to keep trolling me over this nolanryanhosky guy.
ask your self if taking trolling seriously in the spam forum is worth it
think long and hard
QuoteWe've gotten in fights before, and it seems that each time, your respect for me falls further and further into the negative values.
1) I've never gotten into a fight with you
2) I've never gotten into a fight with you
QuoteChoose the higher road and bow out gracefully.
no
QuoteI'll fuck you up if you continue fighting with me here.
bring it
QuoteLike, I'll remove your character from the CoK. Completely.
does that count as fucking somebody up?
bawwwwww
QuoteI'm not fucking kidding.
neither am I (am I?)
and trust me, I won't be removing your character from 1.3
QuoteFor once, back the fuck off and show me some god damned respect.
respect =/= posts in spam about NOLANRYANHOSKINS
this topis needs to be renamed to Philsov vs Redneckyoutubeinbredtroll
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Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 05:31:44 pm
Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 05:31:44 pm
Quote1. I have never gotten in a fight with you
2. I have never gotten in a fight with you
**cough-teleport-vs.-move+3-cough**
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 05:34:59 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 05:34:59 pm
Quote from: "akwikone"**cough-teleportvs.move+3-cough**Depends on the map. Move+3's good for say, mandalia plains, but you'd want teleport for the church outside of town and that one bethla garrison map.
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Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 05:36:54 pm
Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 05:36:54 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "akwikone"**cough-teleportvs.move+3-cough**Depends on the map. Move+3's good for say, mandalia plains, but you'd want teleport for the church outside of town and that one bethla garrison map.
^did not get what I was refering to at all
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Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 05:37:20 pm
Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 05:37:20 pm
-Insignificant quote from other guy
-Pedantic, overly defensive reply
-Parting shot
-Pedantic, overly defensive reply
-Parting shot
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Post by: Dome on March 30, 2009, 05:39:18 pm
Post by: Dome on March 30, 2009, 05:39:18 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Kaijyuu is right...Quote from: "akwikone"**cough-teleportvs.move+3-cough**Depends on the map. Move+3's good for say, mandalia plains, but you'd want teleport for the church outside of town and that one bethla garrison map.
Btw, maybe Akwikone is referring to an argument between them about which was the best movement ability...but I dont know.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:40:26 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:40:26 pm
Quote from: "akwikone"Quote1. I have never gotten in a fight with you
2. I have never gotten in a fight with you
**cough-teleport-vs.-move+3-cough**
that is wrong
and not a fight
Quote-Insignificant quote from other guy
while that can be a pretty funny talk this aspect of the analysis of my argumentations has already been refuted in the past
tree quoting is just tree quoting not trolling like some would prefer to believe
Quote-Pedantic, overly defensive reply
the other day it was not so funny
now it is even not funny
but to be in seriousness about it, is even un-funnier
Quote-Parting shot
nice try
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Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 05:41:08 pm
Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 05:41:08 pm
blargh, I have been defeated.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:44:21 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 05:44:21 pm
Quote from: "philsov"blargh, I have been defeated.
now you have to melt
*waits*
CMON, MELT!
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Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 05:52:06 pm
Post by: philsov on March 30, 2009, 05:52:06 pm
*glish*
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 06:03:04 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 06:03:04 pm
I know you think you've called me on what you thought was a bluff, Voldemort. But it's done.
I've revised the script.
The only thing I lied about was the part about taking you out entirely. You'll be in it for half a scene, and then you--along with all of your clothes, incidentally--will be stripped and booted like Boco in the bathhouse with Cloud and Mustadio.
I've revised the script.
Voldemort gets killed and replaced by Dome in Part II of the Chronicles.
The only thing I lied about was the part about taking you out entirely. You'll be in it for half a scene, and then you--along with all of your clothes, incidentally--will be stripped and booted like Boco in the bathhouse with Cloud and Mustadio.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 06:07:39 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 06:07:39 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I know you think you've called me on what you thought was a bluff, Voldemort.
Where did I say it was a bluff?
what you are doing is called building a strawman argument
it is a logical fallacy
do not do it
QuoteBut it's done.
???
QuoteI've revised the script.
ok
QuoteVoldemort gets killed and replaced by Dome in Part II of the Chronicles.
you cannot troll me in my own troll topic
sorry
QuoteThe only thing I lied about was the part about taking you out entirely.
You'll be in it for half a scene, and then you--along with all of your clothes, incidentally--will be stripped and booted like Boco in the bathhouse with Cloud and Mustadio.
*IMMUNE*
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 06:12:12 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 06:12:12 pm
Lame.
By the way, while I have your attention:
You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h. If you don't pay for them, I'll just tally them up to the total of my own thoughtful donations, but I did buy those under the assumption that you intended to help out and be thoughtful yourself, since you told me to put those names up.
Your call. I don't mind, either way.
By the way, while I have your attention:
You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h. If you don't pay for them, I'll just tally them up to the total of my own thoughtful donations, but I did buy those under the assumption that you intended to help out and be thoughtful yourself, since you told me to put those names up.
Your call. I don't mind, either way.
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Post by: Dome on March 30, 2009, 06:12:24 pm
Post by: Dome on March 30, 2009, 06:12:24 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I've revised the script.Are you kidding or it's true?xD
Voldemort gets killed and replaced by Dome in Part II of the Chronicles.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 30, 2009, 06:12:36 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 30, 2009, 06:12:36 pm
I'm not sure why Arch's post are double spaced.
Does it add emphasis?
Is it just to make the webpage longer?
Does it discourage tl:dr?
I'm not sure, but it is annoying like most of his hyper-antoginistic posts in spam.
Arch, for the sake of good community, could you please take your criticisms down a notch, trolling or not?
Does it add emphasis?
Is it just to make the webpage longer?
Does it discourage tl:dr?
I'm not sure, but it is annoying like most of his hyper-antoginistic posts in spam.
Arch, for the sake of good community, could you please take your criticisms down a notch, trolling or not?
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 06:19:23 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 06:19:23 pm
no
also only double spaced? should be triple
my mistake
also only double spaced? should be triple
my mistake
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 06:50:58 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 30, 2009, 06:50:58 pm
Quote from: "akwikone"I assumed you were referring to some previous discussion about something unimportant that got blown out of proportion. Kinda like this topic.Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "akwikone"**cough-teleportvs.move+3-cough**Depends on the map. Move+3's good for say, mandalia plains, but you'd want teleport for the church outside of town and that one bethla garrison map.
^did not get what I was refering to at all
I just went along with it literally, with similar intent to those "so how's the weather?" comments.
Also quote pyramid.
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Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 06:58:53 pm
Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 06:58:53 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "akwikone"I assumed you were referring to some previous discussion about something unimportant that got blown out of proportion. Kinda like this topic.Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "akwikone"**cough-teleportvs.move+3-cough**Depends on the map. Move+3's good for say, mandalia plains, but you'd want teleport for the church outside of town and that one bethla garrison map.
^did not get what I was refering to at all
I just went along with it literally, with similar intent to those "so how's the weather?" comments.
Also quote pyramid.
oh, ok, so hows the weather, it's grey here, also realy cold
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Post by: 6divide9 on March 30, 2009, 07:07:28 pm
Post by: 6divide9 on March 30, 2009, 07:07:28 pm
humourous topic becomes annoying.... weird, that never happens around here.
WHO is responsible?
WHO is responsible?
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 08:06:31 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 08:06:31 pm
Quote from: "6divide9"humourous topic becomes annoying.... weird, that never happens around here.
WHO is responsible?
the people who take obvious troll seriously
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 10:44:12 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 10:44:12 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h.
I don't owe you shit
the point was to pay for the shamrocks with MY MONEY, not yours
no one told you to go ahead and do anything
you went ahead and bought them out of your own free accord
QuoteIf you don't pay for them, I'll just tally them up to the total of my own thoughtful donations,
you can do that if you want, doesn't look like you have much of a choice now
Quotebut I did buy those under the assumption that you intended to help out and be thoughtful yourself, since you told me to put those names up.
I had problems getting paypal to work, however you bought the shamrocks because you wanted to, you didn't have to buy anything because I said so
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:19:21 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:19:21 pm
Whoah, calm the fuck down, man.
I went ahead and bought them because the fundraiser was about to end. You still hadn't moved the money over, so I figured you'd either be good for it, or you'd pass and not pay for them. And like I said, I don't care either way.
I was just giving you the opportunity to take the credit for those donations because you asked for them. Don't be an asshole about it.
I went ahead and bought them because the fundraiser was about to end. You still hadn't moved the money over, so I figured you'd either be good for it, or you'd pass and not pay for them. And like I said, I don't care either way.
I was just giving you the opportunity to take the credit for those donations because you asked for them. Don't be an asshole about it.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 11:22:20 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 11:22:20 pm
I think I am beyond calm with respect to someone telling me I owe them money through the internet:
I don't owe anybody anything
my reply was pretty mild
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h.
I don't owe anybody anything
my reply was pretty mild
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:23:28 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:23:28 pm
Sorry, Arch. I shouldn't have worded it like that.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 11:24:28 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 11:24:28 pm
You owe me money for accusing me of owning you money.
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Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 11:28:51 pm
Post by: akwikone on March 30, 2009, 11:28:51 pm
if that were true the IRS would be bankrupt...
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:29:40 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:29:40 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"I want to send $$$ for another golden one!
Kanbabrif.
Though perhaps he should get a big, evil, glowing one wrapped in shadow.
Quote from: "Voldemort"BP you mind putting one with the name Rain4h on there? You remember Terra don't you?
she's a very good friend of mine who's long battle with cancer just took a turn for the worst and it no longer looks like she's going to make it or just establish a paypal and I'll send the money myself
These were the posts you made in that topic.
I guess I misinterpreted what you meant.
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Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 11:32:21 pm
Post by: Archael on March 30, 2009, 11:32:21 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Quote from: "Voldemort"I want to send $$$ for another golden one!
Kanbabrif.
Though perhaps he should get a big, evil, glowing one wrapped in shadow.Quote from: "Voldemort"BP you mind putting one with the name Rain4h on there? You remember Terra don't you?
she's a very good friend of mine who's long battle with cancer just took a turn for the worst and it no longer looks like she's going to make it or just establish a paypal and I'll send the money myself
These were the posts you made in that topic.
I guess I misinterpreted what you meant.
when you didn't get the money from me
you should not have purchased it yourself
you had no way of knowing if I was going to end up sending or not
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:35:30 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 30, 2009, 11:35:30 pm
I went ahead and bought them because, for the third time, I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT'S MY MONEY OR YOUR MONEY. Again, I was giving you the opportunity to take credit for them if you wanted.
I admit, I should have approached you in private, rather than word it like "By the way, you owe me money!" But we were in the middle of a fucking Spam shit-slinging fight, so I thought it'd be funny to call you out on that since you seemed to have forgotten.
But just fucking forget it. I don't care.
I admit, I should have approached you in private, rather than word it like "By the way, you owe me money!" But we were in the middle of a fucking Spam shit-slinging fight, so I thought it'd be funny to call you out on that since you seemed to have forgotten.
But just fucking forget it. I don't care.
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Post by: Smitson on March 30, 2009, 11:38:06 pm
Post by: Smitson on March 30, 2009, 11:38:06 pm
I think
Talking like this
Makes me cool
Even though im a prick
Who bows down to Delita
Talking like this
Makes me cool
Even though im a prick
Who bows down to Delita
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Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 01:18:04 am
Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 01:18:04 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"tree quoting is just tree quoting not trolling like some would prefer to believe
You told me in channel you primarily do these quote fests when you're trolling????? So then is it really any wonder why I would "prefer to believe" that?
I think this is just a convenient excuse for you to give in to your pedantic, overly defensive nature. When someone calls you out about it, you can just say "Oh no, I was just trolling!"
Sorry dude. I don't think that anyone, by now, thinks you are anything other than ridiculously defensive.
Double space
owns
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2009, 01:56:19 am
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2009, 01:56:19 am
Quote from: "akwikone"Exact same here. Good for me, though, since I'm a bit of a vampire. Cloudy days cheer me up, and sunny ones are depressing.Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "akwikone"I assumed you were referring to some previous discussion about something unimportant that got blown out of proportion. Kinda like this topic.Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "akwikone"**cough-teleportvs.move+3-cough**Depends on the map. Move+3's good for say, mandalia plains, but you'd want teleport for the church outside of town and that one bethla garrison map.
^did not get what I was refering to at all
I just went along with it literally, with similar intent to those "so how's the weather?" comments.
Also quote pyramid.
oh, ok, so hows the weather, it's grey here, also realy cold
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:41:07 am
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:41:07 am
Quote from: "Asmo X"Quote from: "Voldemort"tree quoting is just tree quoting not trolling like some would prefer to believe
You told me in channel you primarily do these quote fests when you're trolling????? So then is it really any wonder why I would "prefer to believe" that?
I think this is just a convenient excuse for you to give in to your pedantic, overly defensive nature. When someone calls you out about it, you can just say "Oh no, I was just trolling!"
Sorry dude. I don't think that anyone, by now, thinks you are anything other than ridiculously defensive.
Double space
owns
I WAS trolling when I do them
and the post you are quoting is another troll post, saying that something isn't trolling, when it obviously is
analysis fail
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:44:59 am
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:44:59 am
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I went ahead and bought them because, for the third time, I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT'S MY MONEY OR YOUR MONEY.
if you don't care if it's your money or my money , don't post shit like this:
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h.
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"so I thought it'd be funny to call you out on that since you seemed to have forgotten.
it wasn't
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Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 10:48:41 am
Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 10:48:41 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "Asmo X"Quote from: "Voldemort"tree quoting is just tree quoting not trolling like some would prefer to believe
You told me in channel you primarily do these quote fests when you're trolling????? So then is it really any wonder why I would "prefer to believe" that?
I think this is just a convenient excuse for you to give in to your pedantic, overly defensive nature. When someone calls you out about it, you can just say "Oh no, I was just trolling!"
Sorry dude. I don't think that anyone, by now, thinks you are anything other than ridiculously defensive.
Double space
owns
I WAS trolling when I do them
and the post you are quoting is another troll post, saying that something isn't trolling, when it obviously is
analysis fail
is THIS a troll?
I don't think that even you know anymore.
Analysis stands.
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:49:50 am
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:49:50 am
Quote from: "Asmo X"Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "Asmo X"Quote from: "Voldemort"tree quoting is just tree quoting not trolling like some would prefer to believe
You told me in channel you primarily do these quote fests when you're trolling????? So then is it really any wonder why I would "prefer to believe" that?
I think this is just a convenient excuse for you to give in to your pedantic, overly defensive nature. When someone calls you out about it, you can just say "Oh no, I was just trolling!"
Sorry dude. I don't think that anyone, by now, thinks you are anything other than ridiculously defensive.
Double space
owns
I WAS trolling when I do them
and the post you are quoting is another troll post, saying that something isn't trolling, when it obviously is
analysis fail
is THIS a troll?
I don't think that even you know anymore.
Analysis stands.
you didn't even bother to read the rest of that reply of mine for philsov
it's so obviously a joke
I even threw "nice try" in there on something totally unrelated
analysis of a joke is invalid because it is analyzing a joke post as if it was serious
CONTINUE?
YES
> NO
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Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 10:54:01 am
Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 10:54:01 am
hahahah.
was THAT a troll? I only ask because you edited your post to include a super double cool parting shot.
was THAT a troll? I only ask because you edited your post to include a super double cool parting shot.
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:58:12 am
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 10:58:12 am
Quote from: "Asmo X"hahahah.
was THAT a troll? I only ask because you edited your post to include a super double cool parting shot.
no
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 11:54:50 am
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 11:54:50 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"if you don't care if it's your money or my money , don't post shit like this:Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h.
Don't keep quoting that sentence of that post without reading the rest of it. I clearly said, in that same post, that it was your call either way.
Now you're just whining.
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 11:59:31 am
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 11:59:31 am
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Quote from: "Voldemort"if you don't care if it's your money or my money , don't post shit like this:Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"You owe me money for those gold shamrocks, for Kanbabrif and Rain4h.
Don't keep quoting that sentence of that post without reading the rest of it. I clearly said, in that same post, that it was your call either way.
Now you're just whining.
I don't owe you shit bro
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 12:03:54 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 12:03:54 pm
That's all I wanted to know.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 12:07:29 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 12:07:29 pm
shit hes fuck going with King Diamond to kill strong guy
http://www.museofoblivion.com/scene9.mp4 (http://www.museofoblivion.com/scene9.mp4)
http://www.museofoblivion.com/scene9.mp4 (http://www.museofoblivion.com/scene9.mp4)
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Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 12:14:56 pm
Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 12:14:56 pm
what's a gold shamrock?
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Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 12:20:29 pm
Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 12:20:29 pm
Also, how does money change hands over "Kanbabrif"? This sounds intriguing.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 12:29:26 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 12:29:26 pm
Quote from: "Asmo X"what's a gold shamrock?
A gold shamrock.
Fuck, man.
Actually, it was a fundraiser thing to help kids with Muscular Dystrophy, and I raised a good amount at my job using the names of people from FFH/CoK/GFaqs. I donated $35, Piercewise donated $25 through my paypal, Cheetah donated $5 and Voldemort told me to put some gold ones up for Kanbabrif and Rain4h, and then he had problems with his paypal account and never paid for them. So, since the fundraiser was ending, I went ahead and bought them. I wanted to put those names up anyways. Piercewise and Cheetah also had trouble with their paypal accounts, so I fronted their donations, and they reimbursed me later. The mistake I made was thinking Voldemort was on the same page, but we never actually communicated properly. Now he's pissed off at me, because I stupidly approached it by saying he owes me money, rather than PMing him to ask how he wanted to handle it.
But that's all pretty serious business, and I'm sorry it ended up spoiling this topic.
The shamrock thread is in General, where people tend to behave with a little more civility.
http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2359 (http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2359)
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Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 12:36:21 pm
Post by: Asmo X on March 31, 2009, 12:36:21 pm
This thread is like Christmas dinner. All the pent up shit comes out.
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Post by: Dokurider on March 31, 2009, 01:13:59 pm
Post by: Dokurider on March 31, 2009, 01:13:59 pm
Listen BP
You do realize your maturity level right now is about equal to that of some Myspace retard who thinks de-friending people is the best way to deal with people who disagree with their opinions? Really, it's more telling of you to think that any normal person would be effected enough to be dissuaded from arguing with you when you threaten them with remove from your little story. I mean, really? To remove characters from your project because their IRL counterparts slighted you in an argument? Really?
What respect I was gaining for your fanfiction has been washed away. The fact that you tried to use, have used, your story as a weapon in an argument reflected poorly on your character and your story, not to mention pretty damn lame. My point is, you're acting like a shallow LJer. Stop before you dig your grave any deeper.
You do realize your maturity level right now is about equal to that of some Myspace retard who thinks de-friending people is the best way to deal with people who disagree with their opinions? Really, it's more telling of you to think that any normal person would be effected enough to be dissuaded from arguing with you when you threaten them with remove from your little story. I mean, really? To remove characters from your project because their IRL counterparts slighted you in an argument? Really?
What respect I was gaining for your fanfiction has been washed away. The fact that you tried to use, have used, your story as a weapon in an argument reflected poorly on your character and your story, not to mention pretty damn lame. My point is, you're acting like a shallow LJer. Stop before you dig your grave any deeper.
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Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 01:38:03 pm
Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 01:38:03 pm
I think he did Doku. Not only are you late but you're also not involved in the first place.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 31, 2009, 01:45:16 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 31, 2009, 01:45:16 pm
Doku, it's the spam section. Other people use this fact to justify thier infantile shenanigans on the board, so why criticize someone for using infantile shenanigans to combat infantile shenanigans? (No Offense, BP.)
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Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 01:46:57 pm
Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 01:46:57 pm
and do so with such a horrible self-righteous attitude that it makes old ladies looking outside from their miniblinds look like hookers.
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 02:00:37 pm
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 02:00:37 pm
what's an LJer?
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 31, 2009, 02:12:15 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 31, 2009, 02:12:15 pm
Little John-er?
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Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 02:27:41 pm
Post by: Archael on March 31, 2009, 02:27:41 pm
Lasting John
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 02:40:25 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 02:40:25 pm
Yeah, doku, you completely missed the point of that. I haven't removed Voldemort from the Chronicles. He's an important character, and we've already put FAR TOO MUCH work into Part II and Voldemort's scenes to just up and drop him like that. I was just trying to get a rise out of Voldemort because that's the direction this wonderful topic went in. We were trolling each other, and it was fun.. (until the shamrock thing made shit real).
Then, you'll notice, I made a crappy, animated slideshow where Dome E. Beoulve 'splodes Arch's head with some King Diamond falsetto shrieking. (HINT: That's not a real scene in Part II).
Did you really miss the joke in all of that?
Now everything's ruined, because I had to explain myself. Way to crash the party, dokurider.
Idiot.
Then, you'll notice, I made a crappy, animated slideshow where Dome E. Beoulve 'splodes Arch's head with some King Diamond falsetto shrieking. (HINT: That's not a real scene in Part II).
Did you really miss the joke in all of that?
Now everything's ruined, because I had to explain myself. Way to crash the party, dokurider.
Idiot.
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Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 02:51:21 pm
Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 02:51:21 pm
livejournaler.
edit: answering arch, not calling BP that. BP is more a xanga-er <3.
edit: answering arch, not calling BP that. BP is more a xanga-er <3.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 31, 2009, 02:56:32 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on March 31, 2009, 02:56:32 pm
Wow this thread built up to an interesting read of flame.
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Post by: Dokurider on March 31, 2009, 03:01:45 pm
Post by: Dokurider on March 31, 2009, 03:01:45 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Yeah, doku, you completely missed the point of that. I haven't removed Voldemort from the Chronicles. He's an important character, and we've already put FAR TOO MUCH work into Part II and Voldemort's scenes to just up and drop him like that. I was just trying to get a rise out of Voldemort because that's the direction this wonderful topic went in. We were trolling each other, and it was fun.. (until the shamrock thing made shit real).
Then, you'll notice, I made a crappy, animated slideshow where Dome E. Beoulve 'splodes Arch's head with some King Diamond falsetto shrieking. (HINT: That's not a real scene in Part II).
Did you really miss the joke in all of that?
Now everything's ruined, because I had to explain myself. Way to crash the party, dokurider.
Idiot.
Actually, you could have keep going, acting all butthurt and all that and tricking more people into believing. You didn't have to drop your facade. You ruined your own party.
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Post by: 6divide9 on March 31, 2009, 03:18:54 pm
Post by: 6divide9 on March 31, 2009, 03:18:54 pm
Or just everyone chill. Chill works. Who gives a buck about if they were trolling or not trolling. This is just the same as one of the countless other threads in Spam that are trolled and turn to Waste OF Space threads. Geeet over it and let them troll each other. Respect is quite tangible to the situation, and I have quite a bit of respect for both BP and Arch. BP is almost always in good taste with his gestures/ arguments, and he isn't just another 'ya me 2 i agreezz lolz' tard like most of forum population everywhere. Ya Arch can be an annoying bitch sometimes but I'm pretty sure anyone who is around this forum for any length of time knows how he is, and you have to respect him for his strong oppinions and hard work he puts into this community.
Dokurider, just keep spell quoting threads to shit. THAT is teh funz.
*casts STFU on Dokurider* RAWR you iz shutted
Dokurider, just keep spell quoting threads to shit. THAT is teh funz.
*casts STFU on Dokurider* RAWR you iz shutted
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 31, 2009, 03:46:37 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on March 31, 2009, 03:46:37 pm
^Listen to the guy with the joint.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 05:37:59 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 31, 2009, 05:37:59 pm
EDIT2: Changed topic title again, since Asmo hit the nail on the head in his interpretation of this thread.
I'm obviously drunk on eggnog and looking for blood (to put in m'eggnog).
BRING IT!
I'm obviously drunk on eggnog and looking for blood (to put in m'eggnog).
BRING IT!
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2009, 05:42:04 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2009, 05:42:04 pm
/popcorn
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Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 06:30:51 pm
Post by: philsov on March 31, 2009, 06:30:51 pm
a new challenger approaches!
(http://allisonkilkenny.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/welcome_colorado_sign.jpg)
COLORADO: I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND DEFECATE IN YOUR SKULL.
(http://allisonkilkenny.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/welcome_colorado_sign.jpg)
COLORADO: I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND DEFECATE IN YOUR SKULL.
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Post by: CidIII on March 31, 2009, 06:39:08 pm
Post by: CidIII on March 31, 2009, 06:39:08 pm
I hate all of you gay faggots, fuck you guys.
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Post by: akwikone on March 31, 2009, 07:44:55 pm
Post by: akwikone on March 31, 2009, 07:44:55 pm
so it's BP vs. the state he(And I) live in, interesting
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 31, 2009, 08:36:41 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 31, 2009, 08:36:41 pm
I believe what CidIII is trying to say is:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/Powerguy500/Cid.png)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/Powerguy500/Cid.png)
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Post by: CidIII on March 31, 2009, 08:42:55 pm
Post by: CidIII on March 31, 2009, 08:42:55 pm
Yes, exactly, wow my skin is smooth.
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2009, 09:29:00 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2009, 09:29:00 pm
Kinda... pastel. Maybe it could be a new look for you.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on March 31, 2009, 11:42:10 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on March 31, 2009, 11:42:10 pm
Philsov... Challenger?
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/5zjpxe.jpg[/IMG
Edit: I can see doku being the new challenger, but it took me the good part of 7 minutes to figure it out
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/5zjpxe.jpg[/IMG
Edit: I can see doku being the new challenger, but it took me the good part of 7 minutes to figure it out
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on April 01, 2009, 01:16:33 am
Post by: Bastard Poetry on April 01, 2009, 01:16:33 am
You're on, philsoft.
I summon DIA Hellhorse.
(http://media.westword.com/denver-airport-promo-photo-kicks-ass-of-other-airport-promo-photos.3013243.36.jpg)
I summon DIA Hellhorse.
(http://media.westword.com/denver-airport-promo-photo-kicks-ass-of-other-airport-promo-photos.3013243.36.jpg)
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 01, 2009, 08:03:36 am
Post by: DarthPaul on April 01, 2009, 08:03:36 am
Yo BP do you want to join me in a new society known as The Benevolent Society of Angry Misanthropes.
I am Grand Poobah and need a second in command, to beat people with a magic scepter and such.
I am Grand Poobah and need a second in command, to beat people with a magic scepter and such.
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Post by: philsov on April 01, 2009, 10:31:13 am
Post by: philsov on April 01, 2009, 10:31:13 am
DIA hellhorse?
The state of colorado can consume him easily.
But, I just wanted to share this.
(http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tornado-lightning-storm.jpg)
LAVA LIGHTNING TORNADO.
The state of colorado can consume him easily.
But, I just wanted to share this.
(http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tornado-lightning-storm.jpg)
LAVA LIGHTNING TORNADO.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on April 01, 2009, 12:46:15 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on April 01, 2009, 12:46:15 pm
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"Yo BP do you want to join me in a new society known as The Benevolent Society of Misanthropes.
I am Grand Poobah and need a second in command, to beat people with a magic scepter and such.
Pearls Before Swine FTW.
(http://assets.comics.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/70000/8000/300/278347/278347.full.gif)
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 01, 2009, 12:49:22 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on April 01, 2009, 12:49:22 pm
Yay someone who not only got the joke but also reads PBS.
Best comic in the paper.
Best comic in the paper.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on April 01, 2009, 04:04:27 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on April 01, 2009, 04:04:27 pm
Count me in, ph33rpaul!!
And, oh, phil, I overlooked the fact that you are pitting me AGAINST Colorado. DIA Hellhorse is at the airport, so he cannot fight Colorado at all.. seeing as how he is a part of it.
Bad ass magmaboltornado.
Very well. I summon the Satellite of Love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fKab9XpW0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fKab9XpW0)
And, oh, phil, I overlooked the fact that you are pitting me AGAINST Colorado. DIA Hellhorse is at the airport, so he cannot fight Colorado at all.. seeing as how he is a part of it.
Bad ass magmaboltornado.
Very well. I summon the Satellite of Love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fKab9XpW0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fKab9XpW0)
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 01, 2009, 04:46:22 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on April 01, 2009, 04:46:22 pm
I grant thee BP all the powers of Grand Under Poobah.
Except this staff for hitting people.
Also K-Suto you shall be his secretary, of awesome.
Except this staff for hitting people.
Also K-Suto you shall be his secretary, of awesome.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on April 01, 2009, 06:03:19 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on April 01, 2009, 06:03:19 pm
Sweet, undersecretary to the under Poobah.
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Post by: Archael on April 01, 2009, 09:34:06 pm
Post by: Archael on April 01, 2009, 09:34:06 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Yeah, doku, you completely missed the point of that.
And YOU missed the fact that killing my pixel form will not do anything to avert the fact that NOLANRYANHOSKINS is un-funny and you were wrong
QuoteI haven't removed Voldemort from the Chronicles.
wtf why not?
QuoteHe's an important character, and we've already put FAR TOO MUCH work into Part II and Voldemort's scenes to just up and drop him like that.
oh
QuoteI was just trying to get a rise out of Voldemort
you failed
QuoteWe were trolling each other, and it was fun.. (until the shamrock thing made shit real).
I was trolling you
it was fun
for me
it was un-fun for you
QuoteThen, you'll notice, I made a crappy, animated slideshow where Dome E. Beoulve 'splodes Arch's head with some King Diamond falsetto shrieking. (HINT: That's not a real scene in Part II).
you are wrong
it wasn't crappy
I made a new patch
QuoteDid you really miss the joke in all of that?
wait what that was one BAD JOKE.
QuoteIdiot.
if by idiot
you mean "you"
then yes
nice try though
hope this helps
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on April 02, 2009, 02:37:37 am
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on April 02, 2009, 02:37:37 am
Arch, you troll better than completeboy. You are annoyingly good at it. So piss off.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on April 02, 2009, 02:49:47 am
Post by: Bastard Poetry on April 02, 2009, 02:49:47 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"blah blah same old shit
Yes, in terms of your prejudices; but reason puts them to rout, and the theory of human freedom was never devised except to fabricate that of grace, which was to acquire such importance in your reveries. What man on earth, seeing the scaffold a step beyond the crime, would commit it were he free not to commit it? We are the pawns of an irresistible force, and never for an instant is it within our power to do anything but make the best of our lot and forge ahead along the path that has been traced for us. There is not a single virtue which is not necessary to Nature and conversely not a single crime which she does not need and it is in the perfect balance she maintains between the one and the other that her immense science consists; but can we be guilty for adding our weight to this side or that when it is she who tosses us onto the scales? no more so than the hornet who thrusts his dart into your skin.
I say nothing of the kind. Let the evil deed be proscribed by law, let justice smite the criminal, that will be deterrent enough; but if by misfortune we do commit it even so, let's not cry over spilled milk; remorse is inefficacious, since it does not stay us from crime, futile since it does not repair it, therefore it is absurd to beat one's breast, more absurd still to dread being punished in another world if we have been lucky to escape it in this. God forbid that this be construed as encouragement to crime, no, we should avoid it as much as we can, but one must learn to shun it through reason and not through false fears which lead to naught and whose effects are so quickly overcome in any moderately steadfast soul.
Reason, sir - yes, our reason alone should warn us that harm done our fellows can never bring happiness to us; and our heart, that contributing to their felicity is the greatest joy Nature has accorded us on earth; the entirety of human morals is contained in this one phrase: Render others as happy as one desires oneself to be, and never inflict more pain upon them than one would like to receive at their hands. There you are, my friend, those are the only principles we should observe, and you need neither God nor religion to appreciate and subscribe to them, you need only have a good heart.
But I feel my strength ebbing away; Voldemort, put away your prejudices, unbend, be a man, be human, without fear and without hope forget your Gods and your religions too: they are none of them good for anything but to set man at odds with man, and the mere name of these horrors has caused greater loss of life on earth than all other wars and all other plagues combined. Renounce the idea of another world; there is none, but do not renounce the pleasure of being happy and of making for happiness in this. Nature offers you no other way of doubling your existence, of extending it.
My friend, lewd pleasures were ever dearer to me than anything else, I have idolized them all my life and my wish has been to end it in their bosom; my end draws near, six women lovelier than the light of day are waiting in the chamber adjoining, I have reserved them for this moment, partake of the feast with me, following my example embrace them instead of the vain sophistries of superstition, under their caresses strive for a little while to forget your hypocritical beliefs.
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Post by: Archael on April 02, 2009, 09:24:44 am
Post by: Archael on April 02, 2009, 09:24:44 am
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Quote from: "Voldemort"blah blah same old shit
Yes, in terms of your prejudices; but reason puts them to rout, and the theory of human freedom was never devised except to fabricate that of grace, which was to acquire such importance in your reveries. What man on earth, seeing the scaffold a step beyond the crime, would commit it were he free not to commit it? We are the pawns of an irresistible force, and never for an instant is it within our power to do anything but make the best of our lot and forge ahead along the path that has been traced for us. There is not a single virtue which is not necessary to Nature and conversely not a single crime which she does not need and it is in the perfect balance she maintains between the one and the other that her immense science consists; but can we be guilty for adding our weight to this side or that when it is she who tosses us onto the scales? no more so than the hornet who thrusts his dart into your skin.
I say nothing of the kind. Let the evil deed be proscribed by law, let justice smite the criminal, that will be deterrent enough; but if by misfortune we do commit it even so, let's not cry over spilled milk; remorse is inefficacious, since it does not stay us from crime, futile since it does not repair it, therefore it is absurd to beat one's breast, more absurd still to dread being punished in another world if we have been lucky to escape it in this. God forbid that this be construed as encouragement to crime, no, we should avoid it as much as we can, but one must learn to shun it through reason and not through false fears which lead to naught and whose effects are so quickly overcome in any moderately steadfast soul.
Reason, sir - yes, our reason alone should warn us that harm done our fellows can never bring happiness to us; and our heart, that contributing to their felicity is the greatest joy Nature has accorded us on earth; the entirety of human morals is contained in this one phrase: Render others as happy as one desires oneself to be, and never inflict more pain upon them than one would like to receive at their hands. There you are, my friend, those are the only principles we should observe, and you need neither God nor religion to appreciate and subscribe to them, you need only have a good heart.
But I feel my strength ebbing away; Voldemort, put away your prejudices, unbend, be a man, be human, without fear and without hope forget your Gods and your religions too: they are none of them good for anything but to set man at odds with man, and the mere name of these horrors has caused greater loss of life on earth than all other wars and all other plagues combined. Renounce the idea of another world; there is none, but do not renounce the pleasure of being happy and of making for happiness in this. Nature offers you no other way of doubling your existence, of extending it.
My friend, lewd pleasures were ever dearer to me than anything else, I have idolized them all my life and my wish has been to end it in their bosom; my end draws near, six women lovelier than the light of day are waiting in the chamber adjoining, I have reserved them for this moment, partake of the feast with me, following my example embrace them instead of the vain sophistries of superstition, under their caresses strive for a little while to forget your hypocritical beliefs.
ur a gay
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Post by: philsov on April 02, 2009, 09:29:28 am
Post by: philsov on April 02, 2009, 09:29:28 am
The dying man rang and the women entered; and after he had been a little while in their arms the preacher became one whom Nature has corrupted, all because he had not succeeded in explaining what a corrupt nature is.