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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Archael on March 24, 2009, 05:36:28 pm

Title: Jesusophile
Post by: Archael on March 24, 2009, 05:36:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZO0HYlfils (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZO0HYlfils)

^ That is AmazingAtheist's reply to one of his videos


and http://www.youtube.com/user/Jesusophile (http://www.youtube.com/user/Jesusophile)

^ subscribe to that guy his shit is hilarious
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Post by: Kaijyuu on March 24, 2009, 05:57:01 pm
I get the feeling that "intelligent discussion" isn't remotely associated with either of these.
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Post by: Dokurider on March 24, 2009, 06:18:41 pm
TAA vs another christfag?
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Post by: Archael on March 24, 2009, 06:22:12 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"TAA vs another christfag?

nope
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Post by: Dokurider on March 24, 2009, 06:35:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-2dtAun ... annel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-2dtAun06c&feature=channel_page)
I lol'd hard at 1:07
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Post by: Archael on March 24, 2009, 06:38:36 pm
it is OK for vaginal sex to hurt
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Post by: Dokurider on March 24, 2009, 06:59:52 pm
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa46/Dokurider/poster38216664.jpg)
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Post by: Archael on March 24, 2009, 07:23:05 pm
hehe

nice one
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Post by: Dokurider on March 24, 2009, 07:25:30 pm
First demotivator I ever made.
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Post by: Archael on March 24, 2009, 07:49:06 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"First demotivator I ever made.

I sent it to him via Youtube... he said:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/s6racg.png)
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Post by: CidIII on March 24, 2009, 09:00:29 pm
Holy shit this guys is fucking hilarious, he should join FFH.
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Post by: VincentCraven on March 24, 2009, 10:09:29 pm
No no, he can't do that.

That'll take time away from making videos that convert Christians to atheists, I tell you.
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Post by: Madmartigan on March 25, 2009, 12:41:13 am
This guy really knows his shit!

I wonder if he's friends with these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

EDIT: Took me too long to realize this is a joke.  :?

Genius.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 25, 2009, 01:38:15 am
I don't this guy is funny, but that might be because I'm a Christian.
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Post by: Asmo X on March 25, 2009, 03:37:04 am
xtians
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 25, 2009, 01:19:12 pm
The X is for eXtreme.  Both in Asmo X and in Xtians.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 25, 2009, 01:21:50 pm
My new buudhits name is DarthX.
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Post by: Archael on March 25, 2009, 02:21:57 pm
xtians is what I call christians

why u steal huh huh
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Post by: VincentCraven on March 25, 2009, 03:27:09 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"I don't this guy is funny, but that might be because I'm a Christian.

I didn't find him funny, and I'm not Christian, so it's not just that.

But that certainly helps lower the funnyness factor.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 25, 2009, 04:45:40 pm
If he's serious, which I highly doubt, it's really sad.

If he's doing satire, which is very likely, it's kinda weak.

I didn't laugh much during that video, but I watched his first video about Evolution and got a good chuckle going at the whole bit about giraffes with wings. It was amusing, but not enough to watch any more of his vids.

However, Madmartigan, that Sonseed video really made my day! Holy hell, I couldn't stop laughing! I've been sending it to friends and family through email, with the tag: "Who's YOUR favorite Sonseed musician? Mine's the big guy furthest to the right of the backup singers!"



Jesus came and found me
And touched me deep inside.
He is like a Mountie.
He always gets his man.
And he'll zap you any way he can. ZAP!


Fucking. Epic.
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Post by: Xifanie on March 25, 2009, 04:56:57 pm
technically shouldn't it be...
Xians?
X = Christ
XMas = Christmas
Xians = Christians
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Post by: philsov on March 25, 2009, 08:28:35 pm
"Anal sex is wrong because it causes pain to someone else aside from the male trying to have sex."

"Vaginal sex is ok because it causes pain to someone else aside from the male trying to have sex."

Astounding.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 25, 2009, 09:43:22 pm
That is some fucked up logic right there.




EDIT:

Snorting crack is wrong because you can become addicted to it.

Stealing is ok because you can become addicted to it.
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Post by: Archael on March 25, 2009, 09:47:56 pm
you guys got that he's satire comedy, rite
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 25, 2009, 10:41:18 pm
Listen to Arch; it's satire.  Finding flaws in his logic is fruitless.  He's poking fun at how some uneducated, fledgling, or nominal Christians would respond to serious issues (well, some of them are serious).
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Post by: Archael on March 25, 2009, 10:54:41 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"If he's serious, which I highly doubt, it's really sad.

If he's doing satire, which is very likely, it's kinda weak.

I didn't laugh much during that video, but I watched his first video about Evolution and got a good chuckle going at the whole bit about giraffes with wings. It was amusing, but not enough to watch any more of his vids.

However, Madmartigan, that Sonseed video really made my day! Holy hell, I couldn't stop laughing! I've been sending it to friends and family through email, with the tag: "Who's YOUR favorite Sonseed musician? Mine's the big guy furthest to the right of the backup singers!"



Jesus came and found me
And touched me deep inside.
He is like a Mountie.
He always gets his man.
And he'll zap you any way he can. ZAP!


Fucking. Epic.


I think you are getting old
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 25, 2009, 11:05:14 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Listen to Arch; it's satire.  Finding flaws in his logic is fruitless.  He's poking fun at how some uneducated, fledgling, or nominal Christians would respond to serious issues (well, some of them are serious).


Sorry I forgot to mention the lolz I had after watching the video.
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Post by: philsov on March 26, 2009, 12:04:33 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"you guys got that he's satire comedy, rite

yes, but he's neither over the top nor convincing enough to be funny in either direction.
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Post by: Archael on March 26, 2009, 12:08:37 am
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Voldemort"you guys got that he's satire comedy, rite

yes, but he's neither over the top nor convincing enough to be funny in either direction.

that's your opinion

but him being satire is a fact

PM him

 :D
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Post by: philsov on March 26, 2009, 12:12:05 am
I'd rather just bitch from my comfy armchair.

Edit:  Satire, sure.  Comedy... not so much :-P
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Post by: Archael on April 03, 2009, 11:43:39 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l238xIXfq-4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l238xIXfq-4)

Jesus is going to be watching your face while you have your unholy useless orgasm you sick pervert!
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Post by: Aquilae on April 03, 2009, 11:52:58 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"you sick bervert!
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Post by: Verdeni on April 03, 2009, 10:29:08 pm
"Quite a cruel punishment, boredom for eternity."


wow. xD
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Post by: Archael on May 22, 2009, 01:43:13 pm
QuoteSorry I forgot to mention the lolz I had after watching the video.
what lulz no way... you thought Jesusophile was serious

Quote from: "darthpaul"That is some fucked up logic right there.
EDIT:
Snorting crack is wrong because you can become addicted to it.

Stealing is ok because you can become addicted to it.

the satire flew right by you until someone pointed it out, it's ok to admit it



new video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TNgavSLE2g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TNgavSLE2g)
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Post by: ffzman on May 23, 2009, 01:30:31 am
Quote from: "Zodiac"technically shouldn't it be...
Xians?
X = Christ
XMas = Christmas
Xians = Christians

No. X=ex, criss, or cross. People spell it "Xmas because nobody pronounces the 't' in "Christmas." Unless you pronounce it "Chris-shins," it needs the 't'.
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Post by: ZeroMk5 on May 23, 2009, 07:56:34 pm
"They think it's kind of SEXY that Adam and Eve were nude"

lmao.
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Post by: DarthPaul on May 23, 2009, 08:05:21 pm
If Eve was made from Adam's rib that would mean they had similar DNA. Does that not also mean that they are siblings? Could be used as an explanation for birth defects.
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Post by: Archael on May 23, 2009, 08:10:18 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"If Eve was made from Adam's rib that would mean they had similar DNA. Does that not also mean that they are siblings? Could be used as an explanation for birth defects.

sarcasm, right?

bible stories (like adam and eve) are not the scientific cause of birth defect in humans, DP, and is not a viable explanation
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Post by: DarthPaul on May 23, 2009, 08:27:34 pm
Of course it was sarcasm. I could poke fun at the bible all day. At the end it is just a children's story book that was adapted into a fucking religion.