Title: BastardPoetry's Past as 4Channer Troll Reputation Destroyer
Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 02:07:06 pm
Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 02:07:06 pm
In light of recent events, we have learned from BP himself that the reason he is now a
C A R E - B E A R is because of his EVIL PAST as a 4Channer!!
This thread is to discuss what he was once like, as an entity, worse than Asmo, worse than 4Chan itself, worse than all internets...
Let us speculate about the mysterious backround of the enigmatic figure known as BASTARD POETRY!
C A R E - B E A R is because of his EVIL PAST as a 4Channer!!
This thread is to discuss what he was once like, as an entity, worse than Asmo, worse than 4Chan itself, worse than all internets...
Let us speculate about the mysterious backround of the enigmatic figure known as BASTARD POETRY!
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 02, 2009, 02:21:54 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 02, 2009, 02:21:54 pm
Wouldn't you like to know?
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Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 02:23:36 pm
Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 02:23:36 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"Wouldn't you like to know?
yes
by the sounds of it
it was some hardcore shit you were involved in
EDIT: AWESOME avatar
(http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/images/avatars/30441711449ac33ec7bd60.jpg)
rad/10
EDIT2: Perhaps it is time you went back to your Scandinavian metal roots and started busting some skulls w/ us
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 02, 2009, 02:28:39 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 02, 2009, 02:28:39 pm
I have been cleansed by the purging fires of Asmolten lava.
My first decree:
Play nice with your friends and share expressions of joy and happiness,
or else I will hollow you out and extend your wretched corpse forth as
an offering to be used as a prophylactic by thorn-cocked Galbuth the
Rampant in the lowest rung of Islamic Hell.
My first decree:
Play nice with your friends and share expressions of joy and happiness,
or else I will hollow you out and extend your wretched corpse forth as
an offering to be used as a prophylactic by thorn-cocked Galbuth the
Rampant in the lowest rung of Islamic Hell.
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Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 02:40:59 pm
Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 02:40:59 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"I have been cleansed by the purging fires of Asmolten lava.
you mean you got married
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Post by: gojoe on March 02, 2009, 04:42:14 pm
Post by: gojoe on March 02, 2009, 04:42:14 pm
white tea would help
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Post by: plainswalker18 on March 02, 2009, 05:44:37 pm
Post by: plainswalker18 on March 02, 2009, 05:44:37 pm
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g218/planeswalker18/1207711007960.jpg)[/i]
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 04, 2009, 03:24:54 am
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 04, 2009, 03:24:54 am
My wife drinks white tea.
So you're both tea drinkers, are you?
Wait till she finds out about this.
So you're both tea drinkers, are you?
Wait till she finds out about this.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 04, 2009, 09:20:00 am
Post by: DarthPaul on March 04, 2009, 09:20:00 am
...........................................................................................
I drink tea...............................................
I drink tea...............................................
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Post by: gojoe on March 04, 2009, 04:10:19 pm
Post by: gojoe on March 04, 2009, 04:10:19 pm
yes but only white tea gives you super powers...... shit said too much
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Post by: dwib on March 04, 2009, 11:58:08 pm
Post by: dwib on March 04, 2009, 11:58:08 pm
I dislike tea. I think whole milk is where it is at.
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Post by: CidIII on March 05, 2009, 12:03:04 am
Post by: CidIII on March 05, 2009, 12:03:04 am
Are we talking about Lipton White Tea?
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Post by: SentinalBlade on March 05, 2009, 06:17:21 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on March 05, 2009, 06:17:21 am
hopefully not cid, that stuff isnt strong enough, its just hot water :/
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Post by: gojoe on March 05, 2009, 04:16:08 pm
Post by: gojoe on March 05, 2009, 04:16:08 pm
lipton white bottled tea if i dont have time to brew my own
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Post by: 6divide9 on March 12, 2009, 04:11:16 pm
Post by: 6divide9 on March 12, 2009, 04:11:16 pm
I heard BP once trolled an entire country
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 12, 2009, 04:32:37 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 12, 2009, 04:32:37 pm
My second decree:
I'm feeling beastly and belligerent.
Bring forth mugs of juice and honeydew.
Let us drink to friendship and hugs!
(Don't drink the juice, it's fucking poisoned).
I'm feeling beastly and belligerent.
Bring forth mugs of juice and honeydew.
Let us drink to friendship and hugs!
(Don't drink the juice, it's fucking poisoned).
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Post by: Zyro on March 13, 2009, 10:24:22 pm
Post by: Zyro on March 13, 2009, 10:24:22 pm
Quote from: "Bastard Poetry"My second decree:
I'm feeling beastly and belligerent.
Bring forth mugs of juice and honeydew.
Let us drink to friendship and hugs!
(Don't drink the juice, it's fucking poisoned).
Good thing I brought Baileys with me.
So what is your Care-bear name?
Are you the equivalent of Apocalypse Pony?
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Post by: Archael on March 14, 2009, 02:50:55 am
Post by: Archael on March 14, 2009, 02:50:55 am
lmao apocalypse pony
that was great
thanks for reminding me
that was great
thanks for reminding me
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Post by: Zyro on March 16, 2009, 12:57:21 am
Post by: Zyro on March 16, 2009, 12:57:21 am
It was amazing.