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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Kenshin72 on February 28, 2009, 02:34:13 am

Title: There Are Times Where I Wish...
Post by: Kenshin72 on February 28, 2009, 02:34:13 am
I was a dragon. I'll be in a long line at Wal-Mart and I tell my girlfriend, If I was a dragon I'd just fly up to the front of the line. She asked if I was a dragon why wouldn't I just fly away with our stuff?
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 28, 2009, 02:49:35 am
youve got one smart girlfriend xD
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Post by: CidIII on February 28, 2009, 02:51:02 am
She sounds fat, sorry

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Post by: Archael on February 28, 2009, 08:29:25 am
QuoteShe sounds fat, sorry

5/5
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Post by: Asmo X on February 28, 2009, 08:51:02 am
Quote from: "CidIII"She sounds fat, sorry
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on February 28, 2009, 10:48:04 am
Assholes.

<_<

PS if you were a Dragon, you would have no need for Wal-Mart.
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Post by: gojoe on February 28, 2009, 11:22:05 am
if i were a dragon i'd attack walmart
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Post by: ffzman on February 28, 2009, 11:32:52 am
If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd have
HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD OF EYES
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Post by: gojoe on February 28, 2009, 12:24:19 pm
Quote from: "ffzman"If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd have
HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD OF EYES

thats it, im done. no one can stay on topic and be serious anymore. im out, dont even try to call.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 28, 2009, 01:45:44 pm
*Calls gojoe*


Being a dragon in wal mart would be pretty cool.

Death to wal mart!!!!!!
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Post by: dwib on February 28, 2009, 02:32:21 pm
gojoe we are in the spam section what did you expect?
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 28, 2009, 04:13:57 pm
If you were a dragon, woudn't you eat everyone in line? Including your girlfriend?

Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well.  It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 28, 2009, 05:40:44 pm
And in Arches case you are born a wybern with a human head.


Also Asmo's avatar looks like he is surprised.
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Post by: Tea on February 28, 2009, 05:47:56 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"If you were a dragon, woudn't you eat everyone in line? Including your girlfriend?

Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well.  It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.

I beg to differ. Reis/Beowulf was pretty sexy. But then she turned human bah.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 28, 2009, 05:49:00 pm
^I would not be surprised if that kind of fan art existed.
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Post by: samuchan on February 28, 2009, 06:16:23 pm
Quote from: "ffzman"If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd
BE TURBO TEEN!

Fixed.
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Post by: samuchan on February 28, 2009, 06:17:27 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well.  It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.

You, sir, have never seen the anime Dragon Half.
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Post by: gojoe on February 28, 2009, 09:20:00 pm
i quiver at the thought of dragon reis/beowulf rule 34
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 28, 2009, 09:23:52 pm
Oh it exists and *shudders*.............................artists aren't what they used to be.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 01, 2009, 12:26:40 am
Quote from: "Tea"I beg to differ. Reis/Beowulf was pretty sexy. But then she turned human bah.

In the current state of the dragon/human relations, you can beg to differ.  But if Reis and Beowulf's positions were reversed, he would tear through her like a Humvee through a paper towel.  Then, you cannot differ.
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Post by: Kenshin72 on March 02, 2009, 01:22:42 am
If I was a dragon life would be simple.
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Post by: samuchan on March 02, 2009, 02:46:41 am
I wish I could do a Dragon Punch in RL.

With fire, like Ken.