I was a dragon. I'll be in a long line at Wal-Mart and I tell my girlfriend, If I was a dragon I'd just fly up to the front of the line. She asked if I was a dragon why wouldn't I just fly away with our stuff?
youve got one smart girlfriend xD
She sounds fat, sorry
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QuoteShe sounds fat, sorry
5/5
Quote from: "CidIII"She sounds fat, sorry
Assholes.
<_<
PS if you were a Dragon, you would have no need for Wal-Mart.
if i were a dragon i'd attack walmart
If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd have
HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD OF EYES
Quote from: "ffzman"If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd have
HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD OF EYES
thats it, im done. no one can stay on topic and be serious anymore. im out, dont even try to call.
*Calls gojoe*
Being a dragon in wal mart would be pretty cool.
Death to wal mart!!!!!!
gojoe we are in the spam section what did you expect?
If you were a dragon, woudn't you eat everyone in line? Including your girlfriend?
Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well. It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.
And in Arches case you are born a wybern with a human head.
Also Asmo's avatar looks like he is surprised.
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"If you were a dragon, woudn't you eat everyone in line? Including your girlfriend?
Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well. It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.
I beg to differ. Reis/Beowulf was pretty sexy. But then she turned human bah.
^I would not be surprised if that kind of fan art existed.
Quote from: "ffzman"If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd
BE TURBO TEEN!
Fixed.
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well. It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.
You, sir, have never seen the anime Dragon Half.
i quiver at the thought of dragon reis/beowulf rule 34
Oh it exists and *shudders*.............................artists aren't what they used to be.
Quote from: "Tea"I beg to differ. Reis/Beowulf was pretty sexy. But then she turned human bah.
In the current state of the dragon/human relations, you can beg to differ. But if Reis and Beowulf's positions were reversed, he would tear through her like a Humvee through a paper towel. Then, you cannot differ.
If I was a dragon life would be simple.
I wish I could do a Dragon Punch in RL.
With fire, like Ken.