http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula)
AN IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!
PUNCH IT!!
Geez, and were stuck using stem cells to try and cure cancer? why not just use the fucking jellyfish?
That was a fairly interesting read.
If only we could all 'unbirth' ourselves like that... Wait, no.
Awesome!!! Jellyfish Power Time!!!!!!!
*uses jelly magic to turn into a jelly fish. Floats around for a while and washes up on shore.
little kids try to pick him up and get stung then killed. Then a nuclear explosion resulting from his nuclear
dunce hat destroys him.*
Quoteadult specimens have 80-90 tentacles
Wow. I hope no one find a way to grow these things to man-size.
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"You're in good hands. All 90 of them."
haahaha
great read nice link dude rad/5
Quote from: "Llednar"*uses jelly magic to turn into a jelly fish. Floats around for a while and washes up on shore.
little kids try to pick him up and get stung then killed. Then a nuclear explosion resulting from his nuclear
dunce hat destroys him.*
Read as: casts blizzard ultima.
Quote from: "samuchan""You're in good hands. All 90 of them."
LoL
Quote from: "SydneySoul"If only we could all 'unbirth' ourselves like that... Wait, no.
That sound pretty hot.
Just kidding obviously.