Pirate pick up lines.
Be original.
- Yarr, my vision ain't blurred, me pretty ! This not a plank i'm watching !
- Yarr, ready to ride the plank ?
- Yarr, this Ivory leg of mine is not the hardest part of me, Milady !
- Yarr, ya heard bout the treasure in the sand pit, under ye two mountains ?
- Yarr, i suddently wish i was a kraken ! *surrounded by womans*
- Yarr, il be sure to plunder wonders tonight !
- Yarr, wet things are not secret fer me m'lady !
- PREEEEPAREEEEEE TO BE BOARRRDEEED !
I'm on a boat bitch
Quote from: "Voldemort"I'm on a boat bitch
Beat me to it.
There is no comparable pickup line.
Yar, How bout ye' ride me starboard bow
Yarr, I are enchantress.
Yarr, want to ride on me dolphin? It's going splashing and will get you wet.
Yarr,I be packin more an a pistol lassy.
Yarr, your parrot be squakin.
Yar, might I sink me boardin ax into your poop deck.
Yarr, I got more guns concealed.
I'd like to plunder yer booty.*
*will get you shot or arrested in real life
Yarr, might I bury me treasure in your beach.
Yarr, the ship be sinking.
Yarr, let's drink til the seas flood the ship.
Yarr, I ain't the captain for no reason.
Yarr, I'm aiming for the booty within ye chest.
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Starting the animation
Yarr, if you're a fan of seamen, you're gonna love me.
I would like to put my penis inside you.
Yarr, check out my poop deck.
We'll ride the wind, babe.
I'd like ta sink me harpoon deep into your layers of blubber.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511970 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511970)
Yarr, me one leg, one eye and one hand 'r all compensated for.
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DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Hey! Who are ye!? Have i threatened ye before? :twisted:
So THAT'S what the thread was called. No wonder I couldn't find it.
PPUL. Still working on it... new everything thought
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup
Yoho yoho, i be hansome ;)
"Yo ho, Sebastian, let's go far away..."
Still can't get that out of my head, thanks Kaijyuu.
No problem.
Arr! Hoist me mast!