Final Fantasy Hacktics

General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 04:21:04 pm

Title: Fuckin' Slobs, I be reppin' West Coast all day
Post by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 04:21:04 pm
on the motherfuckin' internet. Pussy-ass East Coast bitches.
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Post by: ShadowX on February 11, 2009, 04:24:41 pm
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 04:28:05 pm
West Siede!
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Post by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 04:38:07 pm
Quote from: "ShadowX"...

Yeah, that's right motherfucker, be stunned by the number 1 stunna, bitch.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 04:41:39 pm
*High pitched voice*

What you talkin bout ho........this is East Sides territory for rizzle ya heard.

Ya best be scootin if ya wanna keep your......owww I just got shot..........


East Side Bitches.

Ph33rb0t out.

*/high pitched*
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Post by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 04:45:59 pm
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"*High pitched voice*

What you talkin bout ho........this is East Sides territory for rizzle ya heard.

Ya best be scootin if ya wanna keep your......owww I just got shot..........


East Side Bitches.

Ph33rb0t out.

*/high pitched*

S'what I thought, bitch.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 04:48:12 pm
I just shot my foot.......and IT"S REAL!!!!!!!!
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Post by: ShadowX on February 11, 2009, 05:29:01 pm
Teh reasons I don't like the rest of my race... XD
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on February 11, 2009, 05:46:21 pm
You're in the northwestern hemisphere, technically you are "north west side".
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 05:52:24 pm
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"I just shot my foot.......and IT"S REAL!!!!!!!!

WHY HAS NO ONE HELPED ME YET!!!!!
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 06:07:13 pm
*gives Darth_paul a pooh bear band-aid*
Happy?
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 11, 2009, 06:23:50 pm
*Shoots darthpaul in the foot again* What happened to the ph33rb0t?
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 06:36:14 pm
What exactly was the original purpose of this thread anyway?

Oh wait, nevermind, I forgot where I was for a moment. XD
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 06:56:24 pm
*shows up in an ambulance, waving around syringes and stethescopes* Did I hear somebody shoot themselves in the foot?
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 07:28:23 pm
AGH! I've been shot in both foots..........AUGH!
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 08:01:04 pm
*sighs at his intentional butchering of the english language*

Here, have 3 pooh bear band-aids and 2 eeyore band-aids.
If that doesn't cure you nothing* will

*nothing doesn't include official medical treatment, first aid, stronger bandages, and a mothers kiss.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 11, 2009, 08:05:38 pm
*Summons chocobo drive-by* Yippee kay ey motherf--ker!
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Post by: Archael on February 11, 2009, 08:06:51 pm
fuck land I'm on a boat mother fucker
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 08:09:29 pm
Do we have a mother figure on this forum *passes out*
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Post by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 08:10:55 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"I'm on a boat, getting it in the ass with the rest of his navy fuckbuddies.

fixed
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 08:12:28 pm
Hey, cottage cheeeeese?!  we need you here for the darth paul ph33rb0t
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 08:17:06 pm
I don't thinks she's gonna kiss the wound on my foot.

*passes out again*
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 08:24:08 pm
Um...we need magitek?
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 08:24:50 pm
Nah she's more like a sister figure.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 08:26:07 pm
AHGH!!! No! Anything but that! *kisses the ph33rbot's foot wound* There, honey, any better? ^^
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 08:26:53 pm
*blinks* Wow yes completely...........love ya CC.
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 08:28:07 pm
We all love my forum twin.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 08:38:56 pm
Awww. ^_^ Love you guys too!
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Post by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 08:41:18 pm
Fag East Coast bitches.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 08:55:00 pm
Retarded West Coast bitches.
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Post by: Dokurider on February 11, 2009, 08:57:24 pm
Shit-eating, inbred motherfuckers.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 09:12:11 pm
Foul-mouthed, cock-sucking fucktards.


Btw @ dp: Close your ears. Mommy's had a really bad day at the office and Doku's gonna get it. XD
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 11, 2009, 09:12:59 pm
*Commands drive-by to shoot ph33rb0t*

West coast fo ya!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 09:35:57 pm
*covers ears in time to not hear bullet leading to not being able to matrix dodge leading to getting shot* Ugh.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 09:42:28 pm
Oh my God, you killed ph33rb0t!

YOU BASTARD!! *grabs keys, seizes PX by the collar* You killed my baby! We're going back in time, and I'm going to throw you in the way of your own bullet!

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Dammit, Llednar! I already asked mom for the Dolorian! WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?!?!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 09:44:42 pm
::Gurgle:: *Dies......again......how many times do I have to die on this site.*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 09:54:14 pm
Haha you're the Kenny of FFHacktics.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 09:55:43 pm
*Dead*
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 12, 2009, 12:18:25 am
*Chocobo herd pecks his corpse apart*
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Post by: Llednar on February 12, 2009, 08:31:17 am
*moogle flys by and poops on chocobo*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 12, 2009, 01:07:30 pm
*moogle gets electricuted by a telephone wire*

Darthpaul is dead, but life goes on. :D
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Post by: Llednar on February 12, 2009, 04:34:12 pm
Yeah, albeit the days are now brighter
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 12, 2009, 06:32:48 pm
Llednar, where is my pay for assassinating the ph33rb0t?
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 06:42:14 pm
*Stands up*

Ugh god my head feels like it was pecked raw by chocobos.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 12, 2009, 07:09:32 pm
*Shoots ph33rb0t*

Dammit Llednar, you never said it was immortal!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 07:20:48 pm
*Stands up again*

I became immortal after dieing for the 5th time.

Sometime I need help though to make a full recovery.

Also being a ph33rb0t helps.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 12, 2009, 08:17:00 pm
*Summons hacker from Korea*

GO!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 08:30:52 pm
*Breaks hackers fingers.*

You'll have to better than............*Eyes glow red* Must obey PX_TFD.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 12, 2009, 08:35:22 pm
Lelouch vi Britannia commands you!

Destroy all who oppose Japanese porn!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 08:45:12 pm
*Salutes*

*Instantly assassinates everyone who ever opposed Japanese porn*

Only for PXLelouch.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 12, 2009, 09:00:41 pm
@*($!!!!!!!!! Can't believe i wasted the Geass for that...

*Summons tentacle monster from nowhere*
GET CC'S BEER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 09:04:51 pm
*Blinks* What was I doing...........oh well *grabs a beer, ninja changes into yukata, and sits in corner*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 12, 2009, 09:49:14 pm
Hahaha, you've finally come to challenge me? I was beginning to wonder when you'd get up the nerve, hehe. I will show you my undeniable power and banish you to the nether regions!

I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!!!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 09:56:21 pm
*Spits out beer*

Holy shit you have a Pikachu.......this is the FFH Yellow version......those are one of a kind.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 12, 2009, 10:01:21 pm
Haha I'd like to see Ramza with a Pikachu. In fact, maybe seeing pokemon in general in FFT could be interesting... Maybe Pikachu will be my first project when I decide to try my hand at spriting. :D
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 12, 2009, 10:08:09 pm
A FFT styled pokemon patch.

Would be kinda cool to see.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 13, 2009, 01:06:01 am
Tentacle monster, use weird Japanese porn!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 13, 2009, 01:09:33 am
*Uses gameshark cheats*

I choose you Pichu!
I choose you too level 9001 Magikarp!
I CHOOSE YOU TOO MISSINGNO@#$%$#!!
AND ALSO YOU ZODIAC, ZODIAC OF ALL ZODIACS!!!!
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Post by: Dokurider on February 13, 2009, 11:54:37 am
Topic is faggotry now.
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Post by: Celdia on February 13, 2009, 06:00:50 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"Topic is faggotry now.

*looks at topic title* What do you mean now??
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Post by: Dokurider on February 13, 2009, 07:42:49 pm
I was late okay?
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Post by: Redux on February 13, 2009, 09:53:47 pm
I divide by zero.
/thread
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 13, 2009, 10:13:09 pm
I divide by negative zero
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Post by: Redux on February 14, 2009, 08:33:52 am
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"I divide by negative zero
Objection! There was no negative zero. There is no negative zero. There won't be a negative zero. Who told you there was? Now  run along.  :twisted:
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 14, 2009, 11:26:38 am
I can because Chuck Norris made negative zero.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 14, 2009, 12:39:07 pm
Chuchk Norris as an excuse......I'll allow it this one time!  Now.......FIGHT!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 14, 2009, 01:01:10 pm
HADOUKEN!
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 14, 2009, 01:38:18 pm
*activates Byakugan* Hehehehe, I can see all your weak points. Prepare to meet my wrath, PX!!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 14, 2009, 02:23:44 pm
LIMIT BREAK! PLANET PROTECTOR!
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Post by: samuchan on February 14, 2009, 06:32:51 pm
Slides into ring and counters with an RKO.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 14, 2009, 09:54:06 pm
DQs samuchan........sorry Randy Orton sucks.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 14, 2009, 10:49:35 pm
LAST MAN STANDING!!!
*Sits up and Last Rides samuchan through the ring*
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 14, 2009, 10:51:47 pm
PX here is a super smash icon as the Undertaker is one of the only good gimmicked wrestlers in the WWE.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 14, 2009, 11:57:35 pm
O o
/¯/___________________________ ____________
| IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 17, 2009, 08:48:21 am
*dies*
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Post by: Llednar on February 17, 2009, 09:48:08 am
*Throws Nuclear Dunce Hat*

<dunce|

(KaBOOOOM!!!!! *@!#$)
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 17, 2009, 11:08:50 am
<_< >_>

*Holds up Llednars severed arm*

He wins.
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Post by: samuchan on February 17, 2009, 01:43:31 pm
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"PX here is a super smash icon as the Undertaker is one of the only good gimmicked wrestlers in the WWE.

The Undertaker- always: reraise.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 17, 2009, 02:33:13 pm
^Win!
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Post by: Redux on February 17, 2009, 03:11:14 pm
*Redux uses life slicer* Ph33rb0t has died. Never mess with ultimate Blue Magic Kiddies.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 17, 2009, 04:13:23 pm
*Pops up behind Redux and snaps his neck*

Never mess with me!

Mr. Referee!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 17, 2009, 06:26:17 pm
*Uses G.E.C.K. and spawns 1337 ph33rb0ts*

TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!*Takes out stone gun*
SHIT!!!!*Petrified*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 18, 2009, 03:14:28 pm
... Um, this may be a little off-topic, but I just realized that whenever I type in d-p, or Darth Paul, it automatically turns into ph33rb0t. Kinda strange, actually...
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 18, 2009, 03:26:46 pm
Yea Zodiac initialized a word filter.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 18, 2009, 03:30:54 pm
Oh. ^_^ Cool.

OKAY!!! BACK TO THE BATTLE!!! *Casts Thundara on dp, short-circuiting it)
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 18, 2009, 06:18:17 pm
*PULSE OF LIFE*
*Shoots CC with a stone gun*
dp
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Post by: samuchan on February 18, 2009, 06:27:04 pm
QuotePh33r me

So Ph33r means fear?  Huh?

I no understands the internet speaks.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 18, 2009, 08:56:42 pm
Learn 1337 then return to the fray Samuchan san.
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Post by: samuchan on February 18, 2009, 10:34:09 pm
700 /\/\U(|-| 7r0UBL3
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 18, 2009, 10:36:58 pm
\/\/0r|)
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 18, 2009, 11:40:42 pm
*Brings out a Korean*
Now I can sp34k 1337!
*Shoots dp with stone gun*
Oops...
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 18, 2009, 11:45:13 pm
Sweet now I have rock armor........Why can't I move?!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 19, 2009, 12:48:22 am
*Throws a Soft at dp*
"Time has come! Crash down upon the wicked!"
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 19, 2009, 10:37:34 am
*Soft hits me in the eye*

That's better........wait I have a needle in me flippin eye!