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Title: An internet N00b Diary
Post by: BloodyBlade on February 05, 2009, 06:10:12 pm
June 15th: I heard that you can access the internet from the mobile but I'm wondering how can you see something on that small screen. Anyway I didn't know that Nokia 2110 is so advanced.

June 16th: It's obvious, I need an internet account on my phone. I called for it and the miss I was talking to was so sweet that I forgot what I had to say.

June 17th: That miss called me today to tell me that my internet account on the phone was activated. I think it was already activated but she just wanted to look smart on the phone.

June 19th: This is really weird. Someone told me that you can access the internet from a computer. What am I gonna do with my phone account now?? Gosh...you have to be a genius to know all this stuff. I'll call again.

June 20th: She told me I need a modem. This seems really impossible. Does she think I'm stupid??

June 22nd: I bought the modem but I don't know if I should connect it to the LCD or scanner...

June 23rd: The 9 year old kid from the next door installed it for me. It still doesn't work though.

June 25th: The same kid got me on Firefox. I thought I'm accessing the internet not "Firefox". Anyway this dude is really smart. I think he's some kind of a genius.

June 27th: The same kid told me how to navigate on the internet. I told him he's a genius. He told me he is, compared with me. I don't know what he meant...

June 28th: Today I tried to chat with other people but it's still not working. I think I need a microphone.

July 1st: A WEIRD THINK HAPPENED TODAY. ALL THE LETTERS GOT BIG AND UGLY. I THINK I NEED ANOTHER KEYPAD FOR THE INTERNET. I CALLED GENERAL ELECTRIC AND I TOLD THEM THAT I'M NOT PLEASED WITH MY KEYPAD BECAUSE IT'S NOT COMPATIBLE WITH THE INTERNET. THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO CALLED ME AN IDIOT AND TOLD ME THAT THERE'S A CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY KEYPAD. I TOLD HIM I DON'T CARE OF ANY BUTTON AS LONG AS MY LETTERS ARE STILL BIG. I TOLD HIM I WANT ANOTHER KEYPAD AND HE TOLD ME THAT ALL OF THEM HAVE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. I THINK THAT I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON IF THE GUY TOLD THE OTHERS AROUND HIM TO LISTEN TO THE CONVERSATION.

July 5th: I think I've finally got the perfect keypad. This one woRKS GREAT. OH CRAP I THINK THIS ONE BROKE TOO!!!

July 6th: EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WORLD WIDE WEB. I DIDN'T KNOW SPIDERS GROW THAT LARGE...

July 8th: A DUDE TOLD ME ABOUT "FAQ" AND I TOLD HIM TO SUCK MY ****. HE THOUGHT THAT IF HE CHANGED THE LETTERS I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND...IDIOT

July 10th: AN IDIOT TOLD ME TO STOP SCREAMING. I'M NOT EVEN TALKING, I'M TYPING. I'M WONDERING WHY THESE KIND OF IDIOTS ARE ALLOWED TO SURF THE INTERNET.

July 13th: WHAT DOES CAPS LOCK do if it no letter appears when I'm trying it? I think it's just another feature to make me pay more money for the keypad.

July 15th: I finally managed to repair the keypad but I still don't know how...

July 16th: I finally found out what a forum is. I wrote in all of them. I even have a signature, 4 pages long including my favorite songs lyrics. I think of adding that story that I really like.

July 18th: One guy told me to use Google to browse the internet. I searched almost everywhere in My Computer for it but no help. I think I'll ask him for the CD to install Google. Anyway I asked on every forum where Google is.

July 20th: No one answered to my question. Probably they haven't seen it.

July 21th: My signature has 8 pages now. I'm still surprised I got no answer to my question until today.

July 22th: Someone blocked and banned my account. The internet is full of idiots....
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 05, 2009, 06:25:41 pm
I don't have the time to make a anagram for how fucking funny that was.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 05, 2009, 06:40:02 pm
BB, i have never laughed so hard at a noob trying to work the internet...

thank you, sir, for the great lol
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 05, 2009, 06:45:25 pm
LOL! NP! Just someting I wanted to share.
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Post by: ShadowX on February 05, 2009, 06:52:56 pm
Hilarious... just hilarious... XD
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Post by: Dokurider on February 05, 2009, 06:56:24 pm
Lulz.
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Post by: FFMaster on February 05, 2009, 07:16:35 pm
Sounds much too stupid for me to believe. Great find.

The last line is great

QuoteThe internet is full of idiots....
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Post by: Celdia on February 05, 2009, 07:19:47 pm
This sounds like my mother's first foray into the WORLD WIDE WEB OF SPIDERS.
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Post by: Ant on February 05, 2009, 07:58:08 pm
QuoteJuly 5th: I think I've finally got the perfect keypad. This one woRKS GREAT. OH CRAP I THINK THIS ONE BROKE TOO!!!

I literally had to go to the bathroom for fear of ruining my pants at this line.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 05, 2009, 09:37:14 pm
When I saw this diary, I was like WTF ROFL!
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 05, 2009, 10:27:34 pm
Damn... There go my clean pants... rofl I love it.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 06, 2009, 01:28:46 am
Time to burn your pants. Gotta get a new pair of pants.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 06, 2009, 08:56:33 am
*roasts weenies over the flames of her jeans*
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Post by: Zalge on February 06, 2009, 09:01:13 am
*walks in...* What smells like weenies and urine...?
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 06, 2009, 09:02:34 am
Don't worry after a couple of weenies you forget about the urine.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 06, 2009, 09:06:48 am
*stops chewing*

What urine?
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Post by: Zalge on February 06, 2009, 09:13:51 am
... That's even more gross than I originally thought...
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Post by: Llednar on February 06, 2009, 10:46:30 am
Hey...How'd you get my online diary...?
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 06, 2009, 01:03:54 pm
Quote from: "Llednar"Hey...How'd you get my online diary...?

I have ANCIENT POWERS. I am part human part god.
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Post by: Llednar on February 06, 2009, 08:13:38 pm
And I am 3/5ths made of ice.   Woo hoo *melts in hot water*
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 06, 2009, 08:49:46 pm
Your name reminds me of FFTA Llednar Twem.

ZOMG! You Mewt's dark side! Get HM
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Post by: Llednar on February 06, 2009, 09:01:46 pm
...That is whom I named myself after.

*uses omega for no obvious reason*
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Post by: Zalge on February 06, 2009, 09:13:23 pm
I was really disappointed at how obvious they made the "dark side" thing. I knew it before they told me, I mean, come on! Mewt Randell? Llednar Tewm? Too easy.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 06, 2009, 09:20:52 pm
I agree with that. It was easy but the name Llednar has POWER
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Post by: Llednar on February 06, 2009, 10:43:10 pm
Sadly, he should have been tougher, killed him in only a few hits.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 07, 2009, 12:11:44 am
I hacked the game and maybe him have 999HP 999MP 999ATK 999DEF 999MPWR 999MDEF

He owned me badly! No COMBOS!

COMBO BREAKER!!!
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Post by: Llednar on February 07, 2009, 01:20:48 pm
Never hacked FFTA before...probably should just so I could play as Llednar.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 07, 2009, 02:56:59 pm
Yea do that...

Llednar is cool! I like his portrait. Somebody should make a sprite of Llednar.
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Post by: Llednar on February 07, 2009, 04:06:43 pm
I have that under the requests section, he is (to me at least) the coolest final fantasy character (maybe character in general) to have ever been made.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 07, 2009, 04:08:30 pm
Prepare to get bashed!

Cloud is the COOLEST Final Fantasy Character! Then it is Sephiroth!
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Post by: Llednar on February 07, 2009, 04:13:15 pm
I used to like sephiroth, but my cousin gave some reasons why he probably shouldn't be liked.  

Cloud...well if you like oddly oversized butcher knives, than you can have him.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 07, 2009, 04:27:09 pm
Cloud is the man! Go watch Advent Children! Its EPIC!
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Post by: Llednar on February 07, 2009, 04:43:38 pm
Been there seen it.  riding on a bicycle fighting odd puppy dogs, then full grown adults whining for their mother doesn't make it cool.
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Post by: Zalge on February 07, 2009, 05:04:53 pm
Ok, Llednar, that is unbelieveable simplifyed.

And, I say Zidane kicks all their butts. Trance, FTW
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 07, 2009, 05:33:44 pm
I'm with BB.


Quote from: "BloodyBlade"Cloud is the man! Go watch Advent Children! Its EPIC!

Quite possibly the best CG'ed movie I've ever seen. And the game was awesome. Wish they'd do a remake.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 07, 2009, 05:58:55 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"I'm with BB.


Quote from: "BloodyBlade"Cloud is the man! Go watch Advent Children! Its EPIC!

Quite possibly the best CG'ed movie I've ever seen. And the game was awesome. Wish they'd do a remake.

Square teases people like nuts. a cut out in the crisis core read "expect more ff7 form us soon... very soon..."

and then 3 months later they announce they are dropping all ff7 related projects, including any future plans for an ff7 remake.

of course, 2 months before crisis core was released they also said that after crisis core there would be nothing.

which makes us wonder what the cut out was for? a joke? a tease?

more than likely its something they forgot to remove, out of lazyness.

If anything ff7 is the most deserving of a remake. not because it was a good game. in fact it was pretty awful in FF standards. the story was so garbeled. it deserves to be redone. not retranslated, as it was properly translated...the script just wasnt that good, even in japanese.

the graphics deserve an update, cause the FF right after 7, 8, raped ff7s graphics entirely.

And you guys wait on flaming me for saying "ff7 was awful"...i am writing a text document and will post everything it has on why i think ff7 was awful and why it only did a few things right.

Also, FF Advent children was "OK". better than alot of CG movies. but not the best. it had as many plot holes as the original ff7 did. and the dialogue was pretty sloppy at that. only thing good was the smoothness of the motorcycle textures and the action on some fight scenes. that took talent. anyone can do humans, or panthers, or summons. it took a true genius to make a motorcycle stand out like that.
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Post by: Dokurider on February 07, 2009, 06:01:18 pm
I think most people understand that by now that it was a crappy game.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 07, 2009, 06:05:37 pm
Zalge, as well as many other people do not. i think asmo posted Zalge's and his arguement in the chat perls. its a real L O L
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Post by: Zalge on February 07, 2009, 06:28:14 pm
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Zalge, as well as many other people do not. i think asmo posted Zalge's and his arguement in the chat perls. its a real L O L
The only argument Asmo gave was that the Lifestream drove the game and that it was so obscure, no one knew what it was, even though it was very well explained in the scene in Bugenhagen's hologram thing.
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Post by: Llednar on February 07, 2009, 06:34:28 pm
...it gets default points for being one of the first RPGs that I played.

I don't think it was made for story or anything, I think it was made for the pure effect of explosiveness.  

We have amazingly insane out-of-this-world sort of places, an evil orginization that rules the world in a huge tower looming over a large two-tier eight district city, two characters whom are talking cats (more or less), helicopters, an insane dude with long hair and a black dress and a way too long sword destroying the world for his mother, a dude wearing a purple suit with blonde oddly spikey hair and a sword resembling a giant butcher knife, a submarine, an insane scientist who transformed into a questionable monster for no obvious reason, a gun wielding sociopath (whom needs a cellphone) whom lived in a coffin for a few years, a strange thief whom calls herself a ninja and justifies it with an overly large shuriken, and so much more.

The game was made for surreal effect rather than practical effect, methinks.
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Post by: FFMaster on February 07, 2009, 07:36:47 pm
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"If anything ff7 is the most deserving of a remake. not because it was a good game. in fact it was pretty awful in FF standards. the story was so garbeled. it deserves to be redone. not retranslated, as it was properly translated...the script just wasnt that good, even in japanese.

"This guy are sick."

-Aeris/Aerith(take your pick)
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 07, 2009, 08:23:27 pm
BURN IN HELL if you dislike FF7!

I admit, I do admire FF9( though. Zidane was cool but I like Vivi and Princess Garnet.
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Post by: Llednar on February 07, 2009, 08:27:10 pm
To me, one of the few good things in 9 was Beatrix.  All else was mostly garbage to me... I hated them for not making her a permenant chracter outside of hacks.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 07, 2009, 08:39:13 pm
Quote from: "BloodyBlade"BURN IN HELL if you dislike FF7!.

^WIN

The game was good for game play. The story was stilted to some, but if you put aside some things they do it can be a great experience.

A must have game even if it had flaws out the ass.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 09, 2009, 11:22:18 am
^w^
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Post by: samuchan on February 09, 2009, 04:33:09 pm
Frickin "no magic defense on armor" glitch...

The materia system makes up for it in spades.
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Post by: Dokurider on February 09, 2009, 04:38:59 pm
Quote from: "BloodyBlade"BURN IN HELL if you dislike FF7!

Burn yourself, bitch.
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Post by: Llednar on February 09, 2009, 04:43:17 pm
Oh watch out, some weird dude with long silver hair, a black dress, an overly long sword, and playing some sort of neo-opera music is coming after you!
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Post by: Dokurider on February 09, 2009, 04:44:12 pm
I have phoenix downs. I'm not afraid.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 09, 2009, 07:42:35 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"
Quote from: "BloodyBlade"BURN IN HELL if you dislike FF7!

Burn yourself, bitch.

I refuse... I hope an anvil drops on your head an knocks some sense into your brain.
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Post by: samuchan on February 09, 2009, 11:18:31 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"I have phoenix downs. I'm not afraid.

Oh, yeah? I got an angel ring!  And my secondary skillset is always talk skill w/ praise.

...and  ...and  ...yeah!
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 10, 2009, 03:38:45 pm
Yay! *high-fives BloodyBlade* Thank god there are some other diehard fans of Final Fantasy VII out there.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 11, 2009, 03:17:13 am
I been a diehard fan of FFVII since day 1. Somebody should sprite the characters FFT style. We got Cloud, Sephiroth, Barret, Aeris. Need Tifa, Yuffie, Vincent, Cid, RedXIII and Cait Sith.

I do wanna see Tifa and Yuffie though.
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Post by: Zalge on February 11, 2009, 07:42:04 am
Quote from: "BloodyBlade"I been a diehard fan of FFVII since day 1. Somebody should sprite the characters FFT style. We got Cloud, Sephiroth, Barret, Aeris. Need Tifa, Yuffie, Vincent, Cid, RedXIII and Cait Sith.

I do wanna see Tifa and Yuffie though.
actually we do have Vincent. And Red could probably be made off of a rencuar or whatever those panthers are called.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 09:47:26 am
Yes we have Vincent.

Also I have seen a RedXIII. It was cuar based.

Cait Sith would be interesting.
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Post by: Zalge on February 11, 2009, 09:49:07 am
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"Yes we have Vincent.

Also I have seen a RedXIII. It was cuar based.

Cait Sith would be interesting.
Cait Sith would have random attacks like in FFVII =P
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 11, 2009, 09:50:20 am
Rencaur? dude, dont bring star wars into this ;)
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 11:34:13 am
That's a Rancar, Sentinal.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 11, 2009, 01:31:39 pm
Ah  ok I see Vincent.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 11, 2009, 01:55:44 pm
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"That's a Rancar, Sentinal.

That's a Rancor, ph33rb0t.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 02:15:31 pm
Eh I was closer, and I haven't read a book with Rancors in it in years..........

Side note did you actually refer to me as ph33rb0t there?
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 11, 2009, 02:32:23 pm
I'm not sure I've ever read a book with rancors in it, but, yes, you were closer.

And, yes, I did refer to you as teh ph33rb0t.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 11, 2009, 02:34:56 pm
Ok the word filter doesn't even effect half the time anymore.

Oh yes "The Courtship of Princess Leia" the book she truly falls for Han Solo has a tribe of Amazon like women who ride Rancors into battle. The same book that Luke gets treated like a slave for being a male if I am not mistaken.
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 06:02:43 pm
OH NOES, MY F'IN KEYBOARD IS BROKEN AGAIN
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Post by: Zalge on February 11, 2009, 06:36:52 pm
CRAP SAME PROBLEM!! HOW DID THAT DUDE IN THe diary fix it...? Oh... nevermind.
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 06:39:11 pm
HOW DU U FIX ET?
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 11, 2009, 06:48:52 pm
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See? It's fixed.
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Post by: Llednar on February 11, 2009, 07:58:30 pm
LOL