Title: Rules
Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 09:52:36 pm
Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 09:52:36 pm
- Post with less than 100 words = 1 week account suspension
- Post with more than 5000 words = 1 week account suspension
- Having a remotely big signature = Permanent Ban
- Having a gay avatar/signature = Permanent Ban
- Swearing/Cursing (does not apply to me) = Permanent Ban
- Talking about religion in any form except for St. Ajora = Permanent Ban
- Criticism as if may hurt a noob's feelings = Permanent Ban
- Total of 10% of more posts in spam = 1 week account suspension (then recheck after 24 hours)
- Giving a stupid idea = 2 weeks account suspension
- Anything remotely off topic in any topic except for spam = Permanent Ban
- Complaining about the rules = Permanent Ban + Region IP ban + ur mum banned
More rules may be added without notice and you may be banned before the rule is even created so watch your ass
- Post with more than 5000 words = 1 week account suspension
- Having a remotely big signature = Permanent Ban
- Having a gay avatar/signature = Permanent Ban
- Swearing/Cursing (does not apply to me) = Permanent Ban
- Talking about religion in any form except for St. Ajora = Permanent Ban
- Criticism as if may hurt a noob's feelings = Permanent Ban
- Total of 10% of more posts in spam = 1 week account suspension (then recheck after 24 hours)
- Giving a stupid idea = 2 weeks account suspension
- Anything remotely off topic in any topic except for spam = Permanent Ban
- Complaining about the rules = Permanent Ban + Region IP ban + ur mum banned
More rules may be added without notice and you may be banned before the rule is even created so watch your ass
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Post by: Dormin Jake on February 02, 2009, 09:54:47 pm
Post by: Dormin Jake on February 02, 2009, 09:54:47 pm
In before some animals being more equal than others.
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Fin~
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 09:56:01 pm
Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 09:56:01 pm
great rules there! I like your view!
*gets suspended*
*gets suspended*
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 10:10:51 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 10:10:51 pm
Yay Ajora Soks!
*gets suspended...then destroyed by nuclear attack*
*gets suspended...then destroyed by nuclear attack*
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 10:32:24 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 10:32:24 pm
Zort.
*Suspended*
*Suspended*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 10:37:01 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 10:37:01 pm
Hmm... I have no avatar... Does that mean I'm...?
*Permanently banned*
Shit!
*Permanently banned*
So, any1 watch the Superbowl?
*Permanently banned*
Oh, Jesus...
*Permanently banned*
... Wait a sec... That wasn't 100 words, was it?
....*Suspended*
*Permanently banned*
Shit!
*Permanently banned*
So, any1 watch the Superbowl?
*Permanently banned*
Oh, Jesus...
*Permanently banned*
... Wait a sec... That wasn't 100 words, was it?
....*Suspended*
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 10:39:12 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 10:39:12 pm
You know what'd be funny (or not), was if he inacted those restrictions.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 10:41:31 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 10:41:31 pm
^Suspended.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 10:45:42 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 10:45:42 pm
Um... If Zodiac actually enforced these restrictions, I'd be banned four times over, not to mention suspended as well. Wait, scratch that. I'd be suspended TWO times over, because this post is definitely not going to be above 100 words, and I'm too lazy to write more.
^ Banned, suspended, etc.
^ Banned, suspended, etc.
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 02, 2009, 10:50:14 pm
Post by: VincentCraven on February 02, 2009, 10:50:14 pm
I don't know if you guys realized, but I believe that Zodiac was being serious about this whole banning thing.
Zodiac is a busy man, and he doesn't have time to be reading so many short, meaningless posts to keep his site in check. If it can be said in less than 100 words, the post is not worth using up bandwidth for, and should be withheld. On the flip side, anything longer than 5000 words is obviously wasteful, superfluous typing that will 99% of the time be full of garbage. Get to the point, but be descriptive, FFHers! Also, if you haven't noticed, there are too many "bad eggs" entering our community that eat our bandwidth and make our forum rather convoluted. The reality of the situation is that this site isn't free. The more people banned, the more clean our forum will be, and the less we'll have to spend on meaningless garbage.
Soon enough, we shall have a site of only the most clear, clean minded individuals, and we shall cast away those who hold us down. With Zodiac at the forefront of our efforts, soon all of FFT will be under our control. BUT he can't lead us if you get him sick off of talking about ********! Zodiac has ******** intolerance and cannot digest it very well.
While you may think it's all fun and games now, don't say you weren't warned before you find yourself banned from the site. And for the love of St. Ajora, don't complain about the rules!!!
Zodiac is a busy man, and he doesn't have time to be reading so many short, meaningless posts to keep his site in check. If it can be said in less than 100 words, the post is not worth using up bandwidth for, and should be withheld. On the flip side, anything longer than 5000 words is obviously wasteful, superfluous typing that will 99% of the time be full of garbage. Get to the point, but be descriptive, FFHers! Also, if you haven't noticed, there are too many "bad eggs" entering our community that eat our bandwidth and make our forum rather convoluted. The reality of the situation is that this site isn't free. The more people banned, the more clean our forum will be, and the less we'll have to spend on meaningless garbage.
Soon enough, we shall have a site of only the most clear, clean minded individuals, and we shall cast away those who hold us down. With Zodiac at the forefront of our efforts, soon all of FFT will be under our control. BUT he can't lead us if you get him sick off of talking about ********! Zodiac has ******** intolerance and cannot digest it very well.
While you may think it's all fun and games now, don't say you weren't warned before you find yourself banned from the site. And for the love of St. Ajora, don't complain about the rules!!!
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Post by: dwib on February 02, 2009, 10:51:00 pm
Post by: dwib on February 02, 2009, 10:51:00 pm
I now see how communism becomes a dictatorship
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Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 10:52:25 pm
Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 10:52:25 pm
Ah screw it I'm gonna ban you guys tomorrow
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 10:52:49 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 10:52:49 pm
So where does that leave a ph33rb0t?
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Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 11:05:01 pm
Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 11:05:01 pm
a ph33rb0t has to spread around the ph33r of da rulez
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 11:07:33 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 11:07:33 pm
Uh.....huh.....okay then *Spreads ph33r*
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Post by: tithin on February 03, 2009, 02:12:24 am
Post by: tithin on February 03, 2009, 02:12:24 am
I tihnk like 3/4 of my posts are in the spam forum.
The other quarter are actually useful.
The other quarter are actually useful.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 02:22:02 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 02:22:02 am
posts in spam shouldnt matter..
it doesnt increase your post count anymore...
it doesnt increase your post count anymore...
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: Ant on February 03, 2009, 05:10:24 am
Post by: Ant on February 03, 2009, 05:10:24 am
Dude, you can't ban my mum! That's outrageous!
Oh, the irony...
Quote from: "Zodiac"- Complaining about the rules = Permanent Ban + Region IP ban + ur mum banned
Oh, the irony...
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Post by: Redux on February 03, 2009, 06:39:37 am
Post by: Redux on February 03, 2009, 06:39:37 am
Quote from: "Zodiac"Ah screw it I'm gonna ban you guys tomorrowMotion to ban Zodiac for not posting with 100+ words in his post. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk. No ban for me. =)
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:57:19 am
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:57:19 am
^Comp nuking ban!
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Post by: NarutoSasuke on February 03, 2009, 10:06:04 am
Post by: NarutoSasuke on February 03, 2009, 10:06:04 am
What is this crap? Rules now? How about you move this topic to somewhere important moron.
Believe It!
Believe It!
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 01:41:08 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 01:41:08 pm
Quote from: "NarutoSasuke"What is this crap? Rules now? How about you move this topic to somewhere important moron.
Believe It!
somehow, I am glad the naruto alt is back
I think it's that avatar
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Post by: Cheetah on February 03, 2009, 02:18:24 pm
Post by: Cheetah on February 03, 2009, 02:18:24 pm
Insulting Zodiac = Permanent Ban
Insulting Lasting Dawn = 1 week ban
Insulting Zozma = No Sprites for you
Insulting Bastard Poetry = No Chronicles of Kanbabrif character for you
Insulting DarthPaul = automatic +100 to your post count
Insulting Voldemort = Banning yourself due to annoyance from Voldemort's unending stream of insults now direct towards you
Insulting Curu = Please refer to "Insulting Voldemort"
Obviously all you guys are the best and thank goodness we don't need real rules.
Insulting Lasting Dawn = 1 week ban
Insulting Zozma = No Sprites for you
Insulting Bastard Poetry = No Chronicles of Kanbabrif character for you
Insulting DarthPaul = automatic +100 to your post count
Insulting Voldemort = Banning yourself due to annoyance from Voldemort's unending stream of insults now direct towards you
Insulting Curu = Please refer to "Insulting Voldemort"
Obviously all you guys are the best and thank goodness we don't need real rules.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 02:43:38 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 02:43:38 pm
Insulting SentinalBlade = no Tutorials, ASM, or Map Edits
Insulting Cheetah = well...i suppose we could maybe make Cheetah have an ugly picture of the insulter appear somwhee in CoK.
such as, but not limited to
http://www.imgshack.info/images/yzv4g7m ... 00e4em.jpg (http://www.imgshack.info/images/yzv4g7mb44wfwr00e4em.jpg)
Insulting Cheetah = well...i suppose we could maybe make Cheetah have an ugly picture of the insulter appear somwhee in CoK.
such as, but not limited to
QuoteThis image involves the abuse of magiteks head, and depics scenes of severe gore and violence. please refrain from clicking. i accept no responsibility for the lose of eyesight upon viewing this image
http://www.imgshack.info/images/yzv4g7m ... 00e4em.jpg (http://www.imgshack.info/images/yzv4g7mb44wfwr00e4em.jpg)
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 03:56:38 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 03:56:38 pm
The Javalin is a lil' off at teh top I think.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 03:58:20 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 03:58:20 pm
Was that really necessary Sentinal?
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 03:58:55 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 03:58:55 pm
Pah, of course it was.
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Post by: CidIII on February 03, 2009, 06:34:54 pm
Post by: CidIII on February 03, 2009, 06:34:54 pm
This is the Spam section of course it was.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 07:04:08 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 07:04:08 pm
Spam section rulez!!
*Banned*
*Banned*
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 03, 2009, 08:19:47 pm
Post by: BloodyBlade on February 03, 2009, 08:19:47 pm
Quote from: "Cheetah"Insulting Zodiac = Permanent Ban
Insulting Lasting Dawn = 1 week ban
Insulting Zozma = No Sprites for you
Insulting Bastard Poetry = No Chronicles of Kanbabrif character for you
Insulting DarthPaul = automatic +100 to your post count
Insulting Voldemort = Banning yourself due to annoyance from Voldemort's unending stream of insults now direct towards you
Insulting Curu = Please refer to "Insulting Voldemort"
Obviously all you guys are the best and thank goodness we don't need real rules.
Never insulted LD so 0
Never insulted Zozma so 0
Never insutled BP so 0
Will insult DP for more post count 1
Might insult Voldemort .5
Never insult Curu 0
I will insult Zodiac if he cross the line so 1
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 08:21:04 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 08:21:04 pm
hehe
btw that blonde ignis or w/e is hot
gimme nao
btw that blonde ignis or w/e is hot
gimme nao
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Post by: BloodyBlade on February 03, 2009, 08:43:04 pm
Post by: BloodyBlade on February 03, 2009, 08:43:04 pm
I refuse!!!! This cost an arm and a leg!
$200 bucks! plus $30 shipping!
$200 bucks! plus $30 shipping!
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Post by: Zozma on February 03, 2009, 08:53:15 pm
Post by: Zozma on February 03, 2009, 08:53:15 pm
i saw a picture of that with a black wedding dress, and ignis with a white one
derailing topics
*banned*
derailing topics
*banned*
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 08:53:27 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 08:53:27 pm
Quote from: "BloodyBlade"I refuse!!!! This cost an arm and a leg!
$200 bucks! plus $30 shipping!
give pics of it
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Post by: Cheetah on February 03, 2009, 09:01:44 pm
Post by: Cheetah on February 03, 2009, 09:01:44 pm
LOL
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:05:10 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:05:10 pm
Quote from: "Cheetah"LOL
hey you tell me u never wanted to undress a fantasy anime hentai hina hina love doll before?
liar
liar
liar
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Post by: Zozma on February 03, 2009, 09:06:41 pm
Post by: Zozma on February 03, 2009, 09:06:41 pm
she's halfway there already, that action figure comes with a big dress.
those things over the melons come off too
those things over the melons come off too
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:09:29 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:09:29 pm
Quote from: "Zozma"she's halfway there already, that action figure comes with a big dress.
those things over the melons come off too
give pics now ok
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:12:08 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:12:08 pm
Lol you guys are sick horny bastards (jk 
)
)
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Post by: gojoe on February 03, 2009, 09:12:14 pm
Post by: gojoe on February 03, 2009, 09:12:14 pm
can i have the things that come off the boobies?
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:13:04 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:13:04 pm
^ Point proven.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:17:59 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:17:59 pm
^Point taken......I think......they are almost as immature outside of the spam section.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:20:41 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:20:41 pm
Phew... I feel sorry for anyone caught in the crosshairs of a conversation like that. T_T
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:23:18 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:23:18 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"Lol you guys are sick horny bastards (jk
don't read too much into it
alot of the pervy stuff no one really means it here and we just say it because we can, and are prolly procrastinating in Spam instead of doing HW (kinda like I am right now)
I have a girlfriend IRL who I love deeply, I am pervy with her but that's about it
I really just throw out those pervy comments for fun, to enforce the internet stereotype (which can be pretty funny)
so yeah
to whoever thought I actually hit on girls who join the site seriously: lul
and to whoever got the entire joke of me jumping at the slightest chance of posting something pervy: lul as well
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:26:40 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:26:40 pm
Yes aside from a few bad eggs the pervy ones here only act it but never go to far.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:26:44 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:26:44 pm
Oh ok
lul
lul
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:31:32 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:31:32 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"Oh ok
lul
now let's see em
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:33:44 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:33:44 pm
Rotflolzorz.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:34:28 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:34:28 pm
*shrugs* Beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:35:52 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:35:52 pm
Nice avatar by the way CC.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:43:31 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:43:31 pm
Thanks! I figured a chibi version of Flonne (Disgaea) would lead everyone to make the correct assumption about my gender. XP
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:47:47 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 09:47:47 pm
That is not always true. *hint BB hint*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:53:51 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 09:53:51 pm
Who? *puzzled* Bloody Blade? They're not a girl?
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Post by: CidIII on February 03, 2009, 09:55:51 pm
Post by: CidIII on February 03, 2009, 09:55:51 pm
Oh no, he is, believe me.
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 10:03:52 pm
Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 10:03:52 pm
BloodyBlade is a guy, a narutogayhentai, and a demon
all at once
all at once
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:05:01 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:05:01 pm
And a sad...strange little man.
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:06:47 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:06:47 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"Thanks! I figured a chibi version of Flonne (Disgaea) would lead everyone to make the correct assumption about my gender. XPSo... you're gender is chibi...? I thought there were only two genders... I have been proven wrong.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 10:08:18 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 10:08:18 pm
My gender related parts are 32 bit.
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:10:42 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:10:42 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"My gender related parts are 32 bit.You know? That doesn't surprise me.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:12:36 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:12:36 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"So... you're gender is chibi...?
Hahaha, HILARIOUS. XP And I don't think I would have ever guessed BB was a male... Shows how good a judge of character I am... *goes back to drinking*
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:13:49 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:13:49 pm
...Hey leave me a few drops!
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:14:43 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:14:43 pm
I actually started to regret my post after I sent it, glad you thought it was funny... or are you being sarcastic...? cause it sure seems like it.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:21:20 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:21:20 pm
NO! Llednar, you are too young! I will not be the cause of your slide into debauchery! And also, I'm out of gin. (hiccup)
Don't worry, Zalge-- your post was funny. Don't take me so seriously, 'cuz I rarely mean to be.
Don't worry, Zalge-- your post was funny.
Don't take me so seriously, 'cuz I rarely mean to be.
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:23:19 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:23:19 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"NO! Llednar, you are too youngWhen did that ever stop him... or me... or Algus... or... well, a lot of people... before? We young people can take anything you throw at us, and more >=D
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 10:24:17 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 10:24:17 pm
*Kicks Zalge is testicles*
Obviously not.
Obviously not.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:31:42 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:31:42 pm
Hmm.... Good point.
*snatches a bottle of whiskey off the shelf, hands it to Zalge*
*snatches a bottle of whiskey off the shelf, hands it to Zalge*
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:49:54 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:49:54 pm
Hey, we are Forum twins, we are the same age pretty much!
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:56:22 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:56:22 pm
*sigh* But I was born first! As long as you acknowledge that, then I guess I have no problem with debauchery.
*hands Llednar alchohol of choice*
Drink up, lil bro! Carpe noctem.
*hands Llednar alchohol of choice*
Drink up, lil bro! Carpe noctem.
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 11:03:56 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 11:03:56 pm
*Drinks Stone Beer*
Colon is petrified!
not again...
Colon is petrified!
not again...
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 11:22:00 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 11:22:00 pm
To retardism! =D *raises bottle*
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 03, 2009, 11:45:24 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 03, 2009, 11:45:24 pm
Magic snowglobe, will Zalge return from his ban? *Throws it at Zalge's testicles* SHIT!!!!! Save me Jesus!!
*BAN/SUSPENDED*
*BAN/SUSPENDED*
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 08:00:31 am
Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 08:00:31 am
Yes I loved that commercial.
Also yay someone else who believes we need to seize the night!
Also yay someone else who believes we need to seize the night!
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Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 09:34:28 am
Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 09:34:28 am
Urrrgh....
*uses gold needle on colon*
A lil' better.
*uses gold needle on colon*
A lil' better.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 01:07:58 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 01:07:58 pm
Llednar have this Chuck Norris tear, it will help your colon.. (It wasn't easy to get) *flashback to Chuck Norris kicking my ass after showing him Charlotte's Web which he shed a single tear at the end of.*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 04:36:17 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 04:36:17 pm
YOU got a Chuck Norris tear? Wow. *stares reverently at darthpaul* You're my hero.
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Post by: Zalge on February 04, 2009, 05:20:15 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 04, 2009, 05:20:15 pm
But I'm gunna be just like Cloud one day, then I'll be a hero =D
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 05:22:32 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 05:22:32 pm
Ok *Stands in front of firing squad. drags dieing body towards Zalge and hands him my sword.* You will be the proof that I lived.....*dies*
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Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 05:25:31 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 05:25:31 pm
um...
...
bwa ha ha?
...
bwa ha ha?
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Post by: Zalge on February 04, 2009, 05:28:56 pm
Post by: Zalge on February 04, 2009, 05:28:56 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Ok *Stands in front of firing squad. drags dieing body towards Zalge and hands him my sword.* You will be the proof that I lived.....*dies*... Yay! I'm gunna go all emo and say I dont care about the planet now! =D
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Post by: Xifanie on February 04, 2009, 05:32:43 pm
Post by: Xifanie on February 04, 2009, 05:32:43 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"Hahaha, HILARIOUS. XP And I don't think I would have ever guessed BB was a male... Shows how good a judge of character I am... *goes back to drinking*
To be honest I didn't notice your avatar until you reposted in that other topic.
Shows how good a viewer of avatar I am... *goes back to hacking*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 06:55:36 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 06:55:36 pm
That's right, you are a terrible viewer of avatars, and you should be punished appropriately.
:For not noticing the avatars of all other FFH members: Permanently banned XD
*laughs insanely while forgetting to notice that her post is < 100 words*
**BANNED**
:For not noticing the avatars of all other FFH members: Permanently banned XD
*laughs insanely while forgetting to notice that her post is < 100 words*
**BANNED**
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Post by: Xifanie on February 04, 2009, 07:29:15 pm
Post by: Xifanie on February 04, 2009, 07:29:15 pm
too bad I can't ban myself,
GG
GG
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 07:31:48 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 07:31:48 pm
Aw... Too bad. That's okay, though, because if you banned yourself we'd have to find a new overlord, and, between you and me, I've never been good at regime changes. *looks guiltily towards the closet, where the bodies of several high school principals smoulder*
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Post by: Xifanie on February 04, 2009, 07:45:32 pm
Post by: Xifanie on February 04, 2009, 07:45:32 pm
Do you have space left in your closet? I accumulated a few bodies during the last two months.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 07:48:24 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 07:48:24 pm
Sure! WELCOME TO MY CLOSET, ZODIAC'S VICTIMS, WHERE ALL YOUR MAGGOTS CAN BREED.
... Ew.
... Ew.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 08:04:41 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 08:04:41 pm
Is Magi one of those victims?
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 08:06:46 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 08:06:46 pm
Uh... Uhm.... *glances around nervously, fidgets, jumps at the sound of a car alarm* No?
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Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 08:10:38 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 08:10:38 pm
you should use my method. I use blizzard ultima on the bodies and pound them into a find dust.
I then send that dust to new england at about...December-maybe early march. Some ignorant people have a weird name for it... I think they call it "snow" or something.
I then send that dust to new england at about...December-maybe early march. Some ignorant people have a weird name for it... I think they call it "snow" or something.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 08:33:35 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 08:33:35 pm
Hmm.... Sounds a little too pricey for my pocketbook. I prefer to drop bits and pieces of body parts everywhere I go (hint: remember the finger in the chili?).
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Post by: Celdia on February 04, 2009, 08:44:40 pm
Post by: Celdia on February 04, 2009, 08:44:40 pm
Quote from: "Cottage Cheese"(hint: remember the finger in the chili?).
Clever! ^.^ Me, I just grind them up and feed them to the dogs at the pound. They don't complain about fresh meat and it doesn't get news coverage.
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 08:49:27 pm
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 04, 2009, 08:49:27 pm
Well, I like being the usual talk on Dateline. I've been working up a scheme involving a left hand and the Butternut Bread industry, but it still needs work.
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Post by: Dome on August 12, 2009, 08:14:23 pm
Post by: Dome on August 12, 2009, 08:14:23 pm
Necrobump because this is funny shit
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on August 12, 2009, 09:39:04 pm
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on August 12, 2009, 09:39:04 pm
back when spam WAS spam...
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Post by: Xifanie on August 13, 2009, 01:03:57 am
Post by: Xifanie on August 13, 2009, 01:03:57 am
I seriously miss CottageCheese; but not Celdia and her furry yaio.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 13, 2009, 03:40:56 am
Post by: Mental_Gear on August 13, 2009, 03:40:56 am
*shudders*
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Post by: crystal on August 14, 2009, 05:44:25 am
Post by: crystal on August 14, 2009, 05:44:25 am
I wonder if these were the real rules *shakes head*
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Post by: tithin on August 14, 2009, 07:09:30 am
Post by: tithin on August 14, 2009, 07:09:30 am
funny, I do not miss cottagecheese, but I do miss celdie
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Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 10:44:14 am
Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 10:44:14 am
Celdia was never banned
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Post by: DarthPaul on August 14, 2009, 11:39:18 am
Post by: DarthPaul on August 14, 2009, 11:39:18 am
She wasn't but she still doesn't post much anymore. Luckily she is still around. We lose more and more "girls" that way.
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Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 11:42:13 am
Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 11:42:13 am
I don't see the problem
when we lose a "girl" that truly contributes something besides "hey guys I'm a girl look at my girly opinions" then it will be a problem
when we lose a "girl" that truly contributes something besides "hey guys I'm a girl look at my girly opinions" then it will be a problem
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Post by: DarthPaul on August 14, 2009, 11:44:59 am
Post by: DarthPaul on August 14, 2009, 11:44:59 am
Curu.
She was very good with portraits. Too bad she had personal problems. I expect her to be back though, possibly. Hell I dunno.
She was very good with portraits. Too bad she had personal problems. I expect her to be back though, possibly. Hell I dunno.
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Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 11:59:02 am
Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 11:59:02 am
yeah, but there is nothing you can do when someone like Curu just decides to leave
also, I said really contributes something, not just a couple of portraits here and there, and then vanishing
also, I said really contributes something, not just a couple of portraits here and there, and then vanishing
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 14, 2009, 01:30:56 pm
Post by: Mental_Gear on August 14, 2009, 01:30:56 pm
"A couple of portraits" is a lot more than many people - myself included - contribute, to be frank.
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Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 02:54:38 pm
Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 02:54:38 pm
Quote from: "Mental_Gear""A couple of portraits" is a lot more than many people - myself included - contribute, to be frank.
so?
it is still not enough of a contribution for me to miss them should they decide to vanish like Curu did
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Post by: DarthPaul on August 14, 2009, 03:00:37 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on August 14, 2009, 03:00:37 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"so?
it is still not enough of a contribution for me to miss them should they decide to vanish like Curu did
Well no one can be missed by everyone I suppose.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 14, 2009, 03:05:30 pm
Post by: Mental_Gear on August 14, 2009, 03:05:30 pm
When you say 'vanish' you mean without notice?
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Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 05:44:16 pm
Post by: Archael on August 14, 2009, 05:44:16 pm
Quote from: "Mental_Gear"When you say 'vanish' you mean without notice?
not necessarily
when I say 'vanish' I mean gone, and not here presently
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 08, 2009, 05:03:38 pm
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 08, 2009, 05:03:38 pm
bumpernickel
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on November 02, 2009, 08:26:33 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on November 02, 2009, 08:26:33 pm
bumpernickel
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: Dome on March 24, 2010, 08:01:43 pm
Post by: Dome on March 24, 2010, 08:01:43 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"- Total of 10% of more posts in spam = 1 week account suspension (then recheck after 24 hours)(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6579/nuovoimmaginebitmapq.png)
Now sticky the "Perls of the Forum" topic!
http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3363
http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3363
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 24, 2010, 08:13:47 pm
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 24, 2010, 08:13:47 pm
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt18/Samuraiblackbelt/27.jpg)
I win
I win
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: Dome on March 24, 2010, 08:16:54 pm
Post by: Dome on March 24, 2010, 08:16:54 pm
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt18/Samuraiblackbelt/27.jpg)Your % is higher, but I posted double of your message in spam
I win
Anyway
Watch who should be banned but cannot for some reason
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8320/nuovoimmaginebitmap2.png)
P.s:666 posts, Zodiac is a demon that wants to kill god, that's why he always says that there is no god
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 24, 2010, 09:13:58 pm
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 24, 2010, 09:13:58 pm
Quote from: "Dome"Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt18/Samuraiblackbelt/27.jpg)Your % is higher, but I posted double of your message in spam
I win
you've also posted twice as many times as me
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: Red Fox on August 14, 2010, 03:43:27 pm
Post by: Red Fox on August 14, 2010, 03:43:27 pm
Do these rules matter in Spam?
Title: Re: Rules
Post by: FFMaster on August 15, 2010, 06:25:14 am
Post by: FFMaster on August 15, 2010, 06:25:14 am
To think this started because I wanted to set up rules so newbies could actually follow...