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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 08:43:29 pm

Title: To Curu
Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 08:43:29 pm
Even though
you don't come around
no more

I have written this haiku
for you to forever more
see that even though
I care for lore

I can still show
my feelings
instead of just the rod
like delita said in his dealings
blame yourself or god

please come back to us
before bloodyblade alt
begins to make a fuss

or I will have to increase
the number of haikus in this crease
and then, forever

nevermore

nevermore
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 08:50:20 pm
Haiku is 3 lines
per stanza
line 1 - 5 syllables
line 2 - 7 syllables
line 3 - 5 syllables
Unless I am wrong (which I am more often than not)
*Huffs and stalks off to write his own crappy haiku*
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 08:52:19 pm
THAT HAIKU IS A HAIKU

HAIKU IS FREEDOM IT IS HOWEVER MANY LINES YOU WANT@@@!!!!
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 08:54:46 pm
Hmm... the new ones are better.
<dunce|XD
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Post by: dwib on February 02, 2009, 11:05:17 pm
Voldemort you should stick to drinking rather than poetry
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 11:10:30 pm
Quote from: "dwib"Voldemort you should stick to drinking rather than poetry

ok.. ok

I will.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 12:03:07 am
or writing poetry while drunk? :3
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Post by: Cheetah on February 03, 2009, 03:19:56 am
I thought it was just assumed that that first bit of "poetry" was Drunkoetry... Similar to bastardoetry, but not quite as witty.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 03:40:27 am
A little more slurred, mayharps? :L
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Post by: Ant on February 03, 2009, 05:13:24 am
Haiku are badass
"Haiku" is the plural form
Ant is so awesome

-Ancient Unnamed Haiku, circa 1350 A.D
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 05:38:40 am
What region does this work of art hail from, Ant? more specifically, maybe a town i was found in?

(im trying ot start an interesting backstory to a potential debate on the philosophy of your awesomeness)
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Post by: Ant on February 03, 2009, 07:34:30 am
There are two places for things that awesome to come from:

1. Bruce Willis' adrenaline glands.

2. The soul
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 03, 2009, 08:00:06 am
3. Chuck Noriss's Eye sockets, which spew forth the purest of laser beams
4. St. Ajora
5. Blasphemy annointing st. Ajora as a fake
6. Zodiac
7. FFT
8. FFH
9. FFTPatcher
10. Razeles ASM hacks.

only 2? :3
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Post by: Archael on February 03, 2009, 09:58:56 pm
:(

now I feel I should write Haiku's for other members...

hmmm.
who first
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:03:48 pm
... I would say me, but then I would seem vain... oh, wait, I am. ME FIRST!!! =D
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 10:07:06 pm
*Breaks Zalges neck and sets helmet so he seems just fine.*
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:09:40 pm
*Uses Ultima Blizzard on Zalge so he stands still, thus giving Voldemort insperation*
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:09:42 pm
*makes strange gurgling sounds, supposed to mean, "Damn vocal cords, why don't you work when my neck is broken?"*
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Post by: Llednar on February 03, 2009, 10:12:52 pm
...*recasts Ultima Blizzard so saliva is frozen as well*
Sheesh, guys don't stay frozen like they used to
*mutters and wanders off*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 03, 2009, 10:15:43 pm
Maybe your power is fading, Llednar. You should start thinking of a new profession. Don't worry; I'll help. ;)

Hmmm.... I've got it! Your new sig:

I am the eternal secretary, fear my mad phone-answering magic!
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Post by: Zalge on February 03, 2009, 10:17:35 pm
*Is frozen... with a broken neck... Seriously. I didn't know that being a Shinra infantry made me this susceptible to being hurt so easily...*
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 03, 2009, 10:17:45 pm
*Fixes Zalges vocal chords but leaves neck broken*
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Post by: tithin on February 04, 2009, 02:06:28 am
You're too generous, DP.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 04, 2009, 08:06:51 am
It's a personal flaw....plus I have never seen someone walk around fully functional yet always looking to the left.
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Post by: Llednar on February 04, 2009, 09:38:48 am
...Being a shinra soldier ENTITLES you to be hurt so easy.  
*sticks Grenade in Zalge's mouth and recasts blizzard Ultima*
You better hope this one doesn't melt...