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Title: I made a terrible mistake today.
Post by: Dokurider on February 02, 2009, 02:28:53 pm
DO NOT eat more than one McGriddle in a single day, much less in a single sitting. Ugh...*dies*
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 02:44:30 pm
hey

it's been awhile since I eat in MCGyigas

like, years

what is good now?

is the BigMac still addictive?

I must reach 300 lbs to please philsov
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Post by: Dokurider on February 02, 2009, 02:48:12 pm
I only eat the breakfast there. I can't stand anything else there. McGriddles are good. Just don't eat more than one in a day.
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 02:51:48 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"I only eat the breakfast there. I can't stand anything else there. McGriddles are good. Just don't eat more than one in a day.
What exactly happened?

Does it have to do with anal?
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Post by: Dokurider on February 02, 2009, 02:56:53 pm
No.

It just makes you feel really sick. And it really just shuts you down. I was just really starving at that time and I thought I could handle it. LOL wrong.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 02, 2009, 04:37:25 pm
Note taken and point acknowledged, thank you for your patronage sir. Cum again.
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Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 05:33:46 pm
... what is a McGriddle?
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 02, 2009, 05:55:39 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"... what is a McGriddle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0G3A8qMzU0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0G3A8qMzU0)

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHErCOBt ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHErCOBt5ns&feature=related)
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 02, 2009, 06:57:38 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"... what is a McGriddle?

Death on a biscuit.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 07:14:17 pm
^I can't explain it any better. Maybe this will explain the death though.........sausage, egg, and or bacon on two flapjacks filled with syrup.......good but they make me feel like I'm having a heart attack......and nothing else makes me feel that way.
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Post by: philsov on February 02, 2009, 07:40:53 pm
Quotewhat is good now?

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!

      Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously            underweighted individuals like yourself.  I recommend a slow           steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

     Homer: [pensive] Of course.

      Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected            food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!

     Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?

      Nick: Well...be creative.  Instead of making sandwiches with           bread, use poptarts.  Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,  heh...

      Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

  Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?  And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper.  If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.  Bye bye, everybody!
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Post by: Dokurider on February 02, 2009, 07:55:17 pm
Oh no. I think it just hit my intestines...
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 02, 2009, 07:57:54 pm
Dokurider's Colon loses 36 hp!
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Post by: Dokurider on February 02, 2009, 08:02:44 pm
Add:Confusion
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Post by: gojoe on February 02, 2009, 08:03:46 pm
i could go for a mcgridlle right now
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 08:44:36 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Dokurider's Colon loses 36 hp!

 :D  :D
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 08:51:59 pm
Dokurider drinks rocky beer!  Dokurider's colon is petrified!
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 09:12:36 pm
Quote from: "Llednar"Dokurider drinks rocky beer!  Dokurider's colon is petrified!

I solo'ed your bitch ass in FFTA with my Solo Archer Marche

need proof?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3APTcDvfcU&fmt=6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3APTcDvfcU&fmt=6)
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 09:30:58 pm
NOOOOO...does his name really take the spainish pronounciation of ll=J? I always thought it was pronounced lead-nar not jeadnar...
My life is over!!!!
No...I cannot lose...'
uhwaaaa!*turns to stone and crumbles away to dust*
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 09:33:15 pm
not sure how it's pronounced

spanish is my first lang tho so

I just say Jednar
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 09:34:41 pm
Really?  I detected no accent.
Yeah, you do cool commentaries, I saw some of your 1.3 movies and thought it was cool.
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Post by: Xifanie on February 02, 2009, 09:40:16 pm
It's weird seriously, I don't even have to tell people to go eat shit and they go to McDonalds by themselves... wtf...
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 09:43:41 pm
Quote from: "Llednar"Really?  I detected no accent.
Yeah, you do cool commentaries, I saw some of your 1.3 movies and thought it was cool.

it gets more detectable when I am drunk... but anyway.. thanks
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 09:48:54 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"It's weird seriously, I don't even have to tell people to go eat shit and they go to McDonalds by themselves... wtf...

It's exactly the way the founding fathers hoped the American Dream would turn out... I think I'm gonna cry!
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 09:50:48 pm
The american Dream = Get rich
                                   Do nothing
                                  Eat Miccy D's
                                  <dunce|XD
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 10:57:17 pm
Lincoln would be so proud... ^^

No! My dunce hat!

<dunce|: )
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 11:00:53 pm
*snatches Cottage Cheese's Dunce Hat* NO, my dunce hat!
<dunce|XD
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 02, 2009, 11:25:46 pm
*Tugs on Zodiac's skirts*

"Mom, Llednar's not sharing the dunce hat!!"
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 11:30:59 pm
Complete and utter lolz.