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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Kokojo on February 01, 2009, 07:01:38 pm

Title: You guisessesse
Post by: Kokojo on February 01, 2009, 07:01:38 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Introductions/General =/= Spam

If you'd only post insults in spam it would be less confusing but as it is it looks more like hate than anything else.


I'm  looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it
yet.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll
say your stupidity.
Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
I've  had  many  cases  of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I
feel for you is the real thing.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already
without your working so hard to give us another?
The  thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much
as I loathe you.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that
many people are to blame for producing you.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
I  hear  that  when  you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to
take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
I  hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the
front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
You  were  born  because  your  mother  didn't believe in abortion; now she
believes in infanticide.
No  one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like
a wreck not to be.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
You  were the answer to a prayer.  Your parents prayed that the world would
be made to suffer and here you came along.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
At  your speed you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will
fly through your cranium.
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
You  have  nothing  to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that
tell me to kill you.
It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
I  don't  consider you a vulture.  I consider you something a vulture would
eat.
I  think you should live for the moment.  But after that I doubt I'll think
so.
Man alive!  But I wish you weren't.
I  believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you
WERE dead.
I  admire  your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a
thief and a cheat.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
Title: Re: You guisessesse
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 08:23:36 pm
Quote from: "Kokojo"
Quote from: "Zodiac"Introductions/General =/= Spam

If you'd only post insults in spam it would be less confusing but as it is it looks more like hate than anything else.


You  were  born  because  your  mother  didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
That's actually very true, that is indeed how I was born and she regrets every day of having me. So now I live with parents not of true flesh nor blood, I was given away.
Quote from: "Kokojo"I  admire  your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a
thief and a cheat
Haha! Very funny, but hey I try not to lie and I try not to cheat, I'm just a  cold hearted bitch. Oh, and I have never stolen anything more than a quarter from my sister.

---Also Kokojo, very nice, a long list of insults that mad eme laugh. Keep it up 'kay?
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Post by: Xifanie on February 01, 2009, 08:25:32 pm
well let me tell you one thing: my dad is stronger than yours!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 08:25:54 pm
My dad is dead, I don't doubt that...
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Post by: Xifanie on February 01, 2009, 08:30:17 pm
wasn't talking to you, you n00b
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 08:31:26 pm
Oh, okay then. Have funeth with thine savory joking then.
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Post by: Xifanie on February 01, 2009, 08:35:22 pm
Oh but I will, as everyone hates me, it raises my hating power by +65535.

gg
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 08:35:56 pm
Everyone hates me morez! :D
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Post by: Xifanie on February 01, 2009, 08:37:28 pm
Quote from: "Kefka"I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!!!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 08:38:34 pm
Lol....
Anyhow, hey Koko who were you talking to anyhow? Me I'd assume since I've been getting a lot of hate mail, but Zodiac is proving a good point to it being him, and you did quote him. So who was it you were spekaing to?
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 08:39:22 pm
You sound like a line from a self help book.  <Dunce|XD
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Post by: Kokojo on February 01, 2009, 08:54:19 pm
Just go die, all of you.

Hey you know, it is not that i hate you, but i simply cannot stand your existance.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 08:55:48 pm
If it's me you speak of, I get that a lot, and that basically is hate...good job on trying to comfort the blow! Except I don't care if you hate me or not.
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 01, 2009, 08:56:06 pm
Awww

you guys...
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 09:02:00 pm
All this hate... It just brings a tear to my eye...

*cries on VC's shoulder* i just hate you all so much!
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 09:09:07 pm
I hate, hate.  Hate is bad, we shouldn't hate, we should LOVE!!!
Just joking, continue your bitter hate fight.
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Post by: Xifanie on February 01, 2009, 09:17:45 pm
Quote from: "Kokojo"Just go die, all of you.

Oh fuck you I ain't gonna die alone

SELF-DESTRUCT!!1
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 09:20:18 pm
*arm falls on top of room fan, leg flys off to who knows where*.
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Post by: FFMaster on February 01, 2009, 09:23:30 pm
Don't worry I love you guys the most. I'll kill you last =)
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 09:38:22 pm
Awww E> thanks.

me and my deformed heart love you to.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 09:41:25 pm
Will it be short and painful?
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 09:42:39 pm
the pain will only feel life threatening until it cuts through your nerves. Upon which, your life will be threatened.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 09:45:03 pm
Hey, we are not serial killers, we just have issues!  <dunce|XD
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 09:48:27 pm
Correct. mine is to Seriously Kill people :3
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 01, 2009, 09:50:16 pm
Oh no!

My naive outlook on the world will not allow me to endure such hateful aura!

AHHHHH
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 09:51:39 pm
noooooo we destroyed vincent!  We should do something quickly!  I know what to do!

Lets take the White Houses method of dealing with things and talk for a while, that will make him better!
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:05:50 pm
How about talk for awhile, have ONE man come up with a corrupted plan that will hardly allow people to even think about enduring the economy, agree to it, set it in motion. think about cancelling it, talk about cancelling it, and then accomplish nothing...
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:09:00 pm
Uh oh, before we make another move, lets take a look off of this precipice.  
Remember the rules of polite conversation:  No Politics
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:11:35 pm
Polite conversations? :3 we are talking about killing people and life threatening nerve damage...

THIS IS A MADHOUSE, if anything, politics should be encouraged to invoke more inner rage :3
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:15:07 pm
It is a mad house, but it doesn't need to be made into the White House.  That would be going to far.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:17:20 pm
Point taken, cooked, seasoned, served to me and ate whole.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:18:45 pm
ROFLTDCBDACBATF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing, then dying, coming back, dying again, coming back again then fainting)
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 10:21:41 pm
ROFB.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:23:16 pm
Oh well, I might as well ask what is ROFB?
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 01, 2009, 10:23:22 pm
i hate u all... I HATE YOU ALL SOOO MUCH! didyou know... i only really hate myself :d
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 10:24:20 pm
Quote from: "Llednar"Oh well, I might as well ask what is ROFB?

Rolling on the floor bleeding.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:24:53 pm
Don't worry magitek, we all have quirks and issues, albeit some moreso than others.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:25:46 pm
roflmfaoscoomn

GUESS THIS!!!
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:28:00 pm
Rolling on the floor lauging my fat *** off...I dunno the rest.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 10:28:31 pm
I finally read all of the posts and I feel screwed cause I don't think I have it in me to hate anyone.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:29:48 pm
lol, i think everyone got at least htat much llednar :P

And its okie darth, i love you to.

though i suggest you learn to hate or magitek may eat your face

i keed, i keed.... i think...
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 10:31:11 pm
......>_> Yea I don't think I could hate her even after that......I'm odd.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 10:31:22 pm
Yeah darth, your cool.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:50:33 pm
*hugs darth* <(^-^)>
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 10:51:55 pm
*hugs Sentinal* <(-_-)>
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:53:13 pm
lol, you look so happy to be hugging me xD
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 10:55:03 pm
I hit the wrong key. XD
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 10:58:48 pm
pfft, i see how it is.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 11:00:20 pm
(^.(^<(^_^)>^).^) The Kirby army is here to hug Sentinal.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 11:08:35 pm
I get no luv? WAAAA!!!!
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 11:10:38 pm
WTF is that thing?!?!

you can have it llednar :P
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Post by: Kokojo on February 01, 2009, 11:12:19 pm
YO MAN WTF KIRBY IS GAY.
DARTHPAUL IS GAY.
SENTINAL IS GAYS.

No man you guys seriously suck. Internet hugs ? Wtf. Hey internet hugs can prove something, yeah, my ass. Go get some realism out there and stop getting e-gay-conforting because your parents hate you, pussy.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 11:12:37 pm
*Glomps Llednar.*
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 11:14:06 pm
Glomp?
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 01, 2009, 11:15:15 pm
i think its a form of tackling. my Girlfriend does all the time, but i just tackle her back and it seems to be a fitting answer....lol
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Post by: Kokojo on February 01, 2009, 11:15:16 pm
It means something like : Oh i wish i could kill Llednar, he's wasting air.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 01, 2009, 11:19:58 pm
........Wow misunderstanding much Koko.
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Post by: Llednar on February 01, 2009, 11:20:34 pm
Kokojo, I am truly touched

*pulls out oddly smelling beer can, and an oversized raygun*
*Blasts Kokojo away with the oversized raygun*
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Post by: Xifanie on February 01, 2009, 11:24:38 pm
*hugs Kokojo*

then

*RAEPS Kokojo*
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on February 02, 2009, 05:01:48 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"......>_> Yea I don't think I could hate her even after that......I'm odd.
8eats your face off*
I HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HATE!
YARGH!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 06:15:57 pm
*Hugs MagiTek.*
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Post by: NarutoSasuke on February 02, 2009, 06:21:43 pm
Come MagiTek. Rest your head on my sexy body.

Believe it!
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Post by: Archael on February 02, 2009, 06:26:11 pm
Quote from: "NarutoSasuke"Come MagiTek. Rest your head on my sexy body.

Believe it!

oh god

lol
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Post by: NarutoSasuke on February 02, 2009, 06:30:01 pm
Are you a sexy male figure? You can come too. I know you fellas are amazed at my body.

Believe It!
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Post by: Ant on February 02, 2009, 06:38:44 pm
Naruto's nipples....They pierce my soul.

-dattebayo
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 02, 2009, 07:12:08 pm
Ugh *Freezes NS with skulls of black ice*.......oh god it's melting.
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Post by: Redux on February 02, 2009, 07:29:25 pm
Wait I go to class one day and all this shit happens. Holy fuck. Wow. I totally didn't notice curu absence and this little Magitek hate fest. Lol
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Post by: Llednar on February 02, 2009, 07:36:52 pm
gotta keep up with stuff ya know? Things on this forum happen Roadrunner fast.