Title: ISO OPENER 5000
Post by: Archael on January 21, 2009, 08:02:55 pm
Post by: Archael on January 21, 2009, 08:02:55 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/29zf9f.png)
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 21, 2009, 08:21:16 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 21, 2009, 08:21:16 pm
Rock and roll!
The first, official FFH publicity poster, and it truly and accurately reflects us as a community.
Great work, son!
The first, official FFH publicity poster, and it truly and accurately reflects us as a community.
Great work, son!
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Post by: gojoe on January 21, 2009, 08:49:24 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 21, 2009, 08:49:24 pm
arch truly puts the "Kill" in "sKill"
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Post by: Zozma on January 21, 2009, 10:00:55 pm
Post by: Zozma on January 21, 2009, 10:00:55 pm
looks like it can laminate too..
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Post by: dwib on January 21, 2009, 10:08:14 pm
Post by: dwib on January 21, 2009, 10:08:14 pm
SWORDSKILLLOL HACKS?? i need!!
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 22, 2009, 12:24:43 am
Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 22, 2009, 12:24:43 am
I question it's authenticity for it has been photographed in what looks to be a public washroom with a filing cabinet.
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Post by: Ant on January 22, 2009, 12:27:03 am
Post by: Ant on January 22, 2009, 12:27:03 am
Sort of looks like a...
Actually, wtf is that?
Looks like it could scan documents, print files, and grill hotdogs.
Actually, wtf is that?
Looks like it could scan documents, print files, and grill hotdogs.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 22, 2009, 02:32:22 am
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 22, 2009, 02:32:22 am
I bought an ISO OPENER 5000 and lost ten pounds in the first week!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 09:33:06 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 09:33:06 am
I bought an ISO OPENER 5000 and it is the last appliance I will ever need ya know.
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Post by: philsov on January 22, 2009, 09:46:02 am
Post by: philsov on January 22, 2009, 09:46:02 am
The ISO OPENER 5000 is a great plot device.
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Post by: Archael on February 07, 2009, 10:34:31 pm
Post by: Archael on February 07, 2009, 10:34:31 pm
Quote from: "philsov"The ISO OPENER 5000 is a great plot device.
o hai
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Post by: Celdia on February 07, 2009, 10:59:11 pm
Post by: Celdia on February 07, 2009, 10:59:11 pm
...is that a blueprint machine??
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Post by: tithin on February 07, 2009, 11:00:22 pm
Post by: tithin on February 07, 2009, 11:00:22 pm
How many payments, exactly?
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 07, 2009, 11:01:00 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 07, 2009, 11:01:00 pm
No it is the ISO OPENER 5000. Zodiac used the parts from mine when turning me into a ph33b0t.
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Post by: Celdia on February 07, 2009, 11:04:49 pm
Post by: Celdia on February 07, 2009, 11:04:49 pm
I recall someone mentioning Voldemort's penchant for alcohol somewhere in another thread. If he went thru the same transmogrification would be become a b33rbot?
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Post by: dwib on February 07, 2009, 11:05:06 pm
Post by: dwib on February 07, 2009, 11:05:06 pm
mmm this thing can get into my wife's fft iso
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Post by: Archael on February 07, 2009, 11:06:11 pm
Post by: Archael on February 07, 2009, 11:06:11 pm
Quote from: "dwib"mmm this thing can get into my wife's fft iso
yup
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Post by: Celdia on February 07, 2009, 11:09:25 pm
Post by: Celdia on February 07, 2009, 11:09:25 pm
I'm suddenly uncomfortable with where this thread is going....
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Post by: tithin on February 07, 2009, 11:10:13 pm
Post by: tithin on February 07, 2009, 11:10:13 pm
My wife doesn't have an fft iso, thankfully.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 08, 2009, 12:06:28 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 08, 2009, 12:06:28 pm
I got $500 with ISO Opener 5000!
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 08, 2009, 12:12:01 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on February 08, 2009, 12:12:01 pm
I Opened over 9000 FFT ISOs for only a few years salary.
/end testimonial.
/end testimonial.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 08, 2009, 12:15:50 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 08, 2009, 12:15:50 pm
My ISO Opener 5000 can open Arch's girlfriend's ISO.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 08, 2009, 12:18:38 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on February 08, 2009, 12:18:38 pm
BY ISO, do you mean internal scanning option?
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Post by: Archael on February 08, 2009, 12:27:48 pm
Post by: Archael on February 08, 2009, 12:27:48 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"My ISO Opener 5000 can open Arch's girlfriend's ISO.
that was opened by me a while ago
you're too late
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 08, 2009, 12:55:45 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 08, 2009, 12:55:45 pm
^Ownage.
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Post by: Llednar on February 08, 2009, 01:44:16 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 08, 2009, 01:44:16 pm
I bought an ISO opener 5000 and it was soooo great I threw away my computor! Now I type only using ISO 5000.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 08, 2009, 01:53:49 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on February 08, 2009, 01:53:49 pm
ISO Opener 5000 is so advanced, it spat at me and i instantly learned how ot code with ASM!!!
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Post by: Archael on February 08, 2009, 01:56:11 pm
Post by: Archael on February 08, 2009, 01:56:11 pm
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"ISO Opener 5000 is so advanced, it spat at me and i instantly learned how ot code with ASM!!!
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Post by: Llednar on February 08, 2009, 02:00:55 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 08, 2009, 02:00:55 pm
Its so advanced that when it looked at me I finally understood the meaning of life and why my blizzard ultima doesn't work as well as it should!!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 08, 2009, 04:22:07 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 08, 2009, 04:22:07 pm
The ISO Opener 5000 is so *Pata pata pata pon* What was that? *Pon pon pata pon* Wha? *FEVER!* *PON PON PATA PON!* GAH!!!! HELP!!!! *PON PON PATA PON!*
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Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 09, 2009, 11:50:23 am
Post by: Cottage Cheese on February 09, 2009, 11:50:23 am
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
The ISO Opener saved my life.
ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE THE ISO OPENER!!!!
The ISO Opener saved my life.
ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE THE ISO OPENER!!!!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 09, 2009, 12:02:34 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on February 09, 2009, 12:02:34 pm
^Pure and epic WIN!!!!!1
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Post by: Llednar on February 09, 2009, 04:33:50 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 09, 2009, 04:33:50 pm
ROFL
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Post by: philsov on February 09, 2009, 05:05:33 pm
Post by: philsov on February 09, 2009, 05:05:33 pm
Quote from: "Celdia"...is that a blueprint machine??
It can be. The general term for the large-ass printers like that are plotters (GET THE PUN GUYZ), but they can be loaded with blueprint paper/vellum and spit out some really awesome things. I made maps on one of those monsters for like two years.
Oh, and my ISO opener is so pretenious I asked for help, and then it spat on me. I was not enlightened.
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Post by: Llednar on February 09, 2009, 05:07:59 pm
Post by: Llednar on February 09, 2009, 05:07:59 pm
QuoteOh, and my ISO opener is so pretenious I asked for help, and then it spat on me. I was not enlightened. :)
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 09, 2009, 06:06:17 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 09, 2009, 06:06:17 pm
I asked the ISO Opener 5000 if I would get rich. It shot out a snowglobe at the ATM and money popped out!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on October 22, 2009, 10:47:10 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on October 22, 2009, 10:47:10 pm
After wiping some dust off my ISO Opener 5000, it suddenly came up with the cure to swine flu!
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Post by: DarthPaul on October 22, 2009, 10:52:42 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on October 22, 2009, 10:52:42 pm
Weird my ISO Opener 5000 just kicked me in the balls. Then it started drinking my soda, what the hell?
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Post by: Melancthon on October 23, 2009, 08:27:04 am
Post by: Melancthon on October 23, 2009, 08:27:04 am
ISO Opener 5000 opened my ISO, opened my girlfriend's ISO, serviced my car, serviced my girlfriend, and scalloped my potatoes.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on October 23, 2009, 02:29:42 pm
Post by: Mental_Gear on October 23, 2009, 02:29:42 pm
Don't ask me why, because I don't know, but the picture reminds me of this:
(http://blog.triggerla.com/images/ps3.jpg)
(http://blog.triggerla.com/images/ps3.jpg)
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Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on October 23, 2009, 02:37:16 pm
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on October 23, 2009, 02:37:16 pm
Quote from: "Melancthon"ISO Opener 5000 opened my ISO, opened my girlfriend's ISO, serviced my car, serviced my girlfriend, and scalloped my potatoes.
Sounds like all it needs to do is get a job and you're replaced.