Final Fantasy Hacktics

General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: CidIII on January 20, 2009, 07:41:47 pm

Title: New Patch: Final Fantasy Blacktics!
Post by: CidIII on January 20, 2009, 07:41:47 pm
Hi guys, sup.

I'm currently working on this new patch Final Fantasy Blacktics! It's an extensive patch which completely replaces every character in the game with a black version of them...

I need some spriters for this patch.

Currently we have these two sprites finished!

(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa30/MrRoboto308/Blacktics.png)

We will need a new Ramza, with cornrows so if someone wants to start working on that...

We will be using FFT 1.3 as a template for fighting.

I'm also changing the story up a bit. Players will spend most of the game battling the evil racist Zalge (taking the place of Algus)! So, we'll need a storyline person.

Thanks, tell me what you guys think, I REALLY EXCITED FOR THIS!
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Post by: Archael on January 20, 2009, 07:47:35 pm
Count me in.
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Post by: Dokurider on January 20, 2009, 07:49:36 pm
Needs more gangsta.
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Post by: CidIII on January 20, 2009, 07:50:00 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"Needs more gangsta.

Wait till you see Mustadio.
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Post by: Zalge on January 20, 2009, 08:02:40 pm
I hope that Zalge guy kills you all
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 20, 2009, 08:45:55 pm
This is awesome.  And racist.  But mostly Awesome.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 20, 2009, 10:13:55 pm
Nice lolz.
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Post by: dwib on January 20, 2009, 10:38:06 pm
oh i can't wait to see the new theif!!
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Post by: Ant on January 21, 2009, 01:19:51 am
There is no thief in this patch.

There is only "Respectable member of the community" (level 2 archer)

Racist....lol
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Post by: Goomba on January 21, 2009, 01:22:31 am
:(
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 09:20:46 am
Lol chemist would be drug dealer.......come on I said it for laughs......dang stereotypes I need a beer.
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Post by: Algus on January 21, 2009, 10:34:56 am
did you drunk darthpaul ?
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Post by: Dokurider on January 21, 2009, 11:07:32 am
Now it's getting racist.
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Post by: philsov on January 21, 2009, 11:19:31 am
I demand that 40's replace perfumes.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 11:25:17 am
Quote from: "philsov"I demand that 40's replace perfumes.

^He is a genius.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 21, 2009, 03:16:39 pm
and instead of dancer you can have break dancer,and instead of bard you can have rapper :D
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Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 03:57:09 pm
Instead of a squire, you have gang bangers. Instead of a black mage you just have.... a mage. xD Pyrotechnics expert?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 03:59:48 pm
Lols on the black mage.

Instead of orator you have Barack Obama...........nothing........*chirp*.......you guys suck......
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Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 04:02:33 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Lols on the black mage.

Instead of orator you have Barack Obama...........nothing........*chirp*.......you guys suck......
I laughed xD
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Post by: gojoe on January 21, 2009, 04:36:51 pm
so theres no need for a thief class then?

also when enemies crystalize they turn into chickens
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Post by: dwib on January 21, 2009, 04:59:25 pm
fried chickens. which you then eat to restore all health
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Post by: VincentCraven on January 21, 2009, 05:13:51 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"This is awesome.  And racist.  But mostly Awesome.
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Post by: CidIII on January 21, 2009, 05:15:23 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"How can there be jobs? Black people can't get jobs!

God Zalge is so racist.
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Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 05:15:56 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"
Quote from: "Zalge"How can there be jobs? Black people can't get jobs!

God Zalge is so racist.

Ok, now its just annoying me. I'm not racist, man.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 21, 2009, 06:03:09 pm
you'd have to get rid of math skill too
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Post by: Archael on January 21, 2009, 10:14:29 pm
Quote from: "Samuriblackbelt"you'd have to get rid of math skill too
OH SHIT
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Post by: ShadowX on January 21, 2009, 10:44:34 pm
MLK is not amused...

Neither is Shadow... Okay who am I kiddin'? I would definitely love this idea! (If you haven't guessed by now I'm black... but it's not like I hint toward it or anything.
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Post by: Archael on January 21, 2009, 11:27:47 pm
well, your name on here is shadow

and black people are black

like shadows are dark, like black people are dark skinned..

so black = dark = shadow = shadowx = black guy

there, see?
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Post by: ShadowX on January 21, 2009, 11:44:14 pm
Woah! The scary part is that it makes perfect sense...
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Post by: Dominic NY18 on January 21, 2009, 11:47:40 pm
*sits back w/popcorn and watches to see just how many stereotypes are going to be brought up*
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Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 12:06:07 am
There are no Ninja. Only... nevermind.
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 22, 2009, 12:06:57 am
No such thing as a black man with a sword.

Better make it watermelons.
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Post by: gojoe on January 22, 2009, 04:10:08 pm
(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/gojoechris/Black_monopoly.jpg)
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 22, 2009, 04:13:13 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/gojoechris/Black_monopoly.jpg)

I lol'd IRL.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 04:13:54 pm
I'd play it.
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Post by: gojoe on January 22, 2009, 04:28:57 pm
everytime i play i go to jail
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Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 04:48:20 pm
It sounds like my kind of game.
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Post by: tithin on January 22, 2009, 05:08:09 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"everytime i play i go to jail

No one ever wins, you just get a little further every time you play.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 05:22:58 pm
What do you mean you can't win I just steal community chest card till I get a shank.
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Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 05:23:01 pm
shit looks like a hard game...
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Post by: BloodyBlade on January 22, 2009, 06:23:58 pm
ZOMG! A hack for me! I want!!!!

Ramza should be Riley Freeman. Delita, Huey Freeman. Balbanes, Grandad. Alma, Jasmine.

Evil guy should be Zalge and his buddy Bush!

Oh and maybe, Lil Wayne or 50 Cent.
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Post by: Kokojo on January 22, 2009, 06:34:03 pm
Get innate steal for everyone
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 22, 2009, 08:17:03 pm
I hate your jokes cid, with a deep passion may I add, but good idea.
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Post by: CidIII on January 22, 2009, 11:49:31 pm
Evidently you haven't read the whole thing if you think my jokes are bad.
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Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 12:53:29 am
Quote from: "gojoe"(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/gojoechris/Black_monopoly.jpg)
There isn't even a GO space!
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 23, 2009, 01:10:10 am
Quote from: "Zalge"
Quote from: "gojoe"(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/gojoechris/Black_monopoly.jpg)
There isn't even a GO space!

But there's a GO TO JAIL space.

x19.
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Post by: BloodyBlade on January 23, 2009, 04:16:24 am
^Racist piece of shit
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 06:21:58 am
^It's not a case of racism more of an overly horrible stereotype.


Racism constitutes he posted it because he hates black people.
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Post by: Joybuzzer on January 23, 2009, 08:37:21 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"
Quote from: "gojoe"(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/gojoechris/Black_monopoly.jpg)
There isn't even a GO space!

Don't you know? You start out IN JAIL!
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 23, 2009, 08:55:24 pm
Do we really need to quote the the picture everytime?  I think we would know what you guys were talking about.
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Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 08:59:58 pm
What game? What are you talking about? Maybe you should quote what you are talking about.
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Post by: Zozma on January 23, 2009, 09:00:16 pm
kuraudo! that goes in the "complaint" post along with a quote of the picture in question!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 23, 2009, 09:26:12 pm
Hahahahaha! Zozmam, I hereby label thee an idiot!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 11:53:51 pm
Why Zozma is a wise individual.
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Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 11:59:26 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Why Zozma is a wise individual.
I think she was reffering to how idiotic his joke was. Sure, it was the idiocy of it that made it funny, but it was still kinda idiotic.

I still think she should apologize. It kinda wasn't called for, even if it was kinda funny.
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Post by: ShadowX on January 24, 2009, 12:48:52 am
Who apologizes anymore... that's so 2008!
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 12:57:04 am
Yeah this is spam, this is where you can be a f'ing jerk and no one cares.
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Post by: tithin on January 24, 2009, 03:11:12 am
That tends to end the game fast as fuck though, especially when they steal the shank back
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 09:28:15 am
You try to take the shank and I shank you. It's that simple.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:12:56 am
@Cid: I read the entire post before saying I hate your sense of humor with a deep passion, and it's not just this post either, I dread just about every post you make.
@Zozma: SOWWY!
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Post by: Archael on January 24, 2009, 10:16:49 am
lmao
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:19:10 am
That fail pic was amazing.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:23:00 am
It was meant for Cid no less.
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Post by: Archael on January 24, 2009, 10:40:43 am
GO TO JAIL!!!
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 01:54:49 pm
I was talking about the whole thread MagiTek.

And, who ever is making the tally of the amount of people MagiTek has pissed off since she joined add me to the list.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 01:56:06 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"I was talking about the whole thread MagiTek.

And, who ever is making the tally of the amount of people MagiTek has pissed off since she joined add me to the list.
I think that you may be 1 of 2. I dunno, I haven't been paying attention. whomever the second person is was probably a lurker.
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 01:59:19 pm
Well, your view of her is distorted because every time she posts you go into the corner and masturbate.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:02:44 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"Well, your view of her is distorted because every time she posts you go into the corner and masturbate.
Cid, I'm friends with her =P She isn't as evil as she portrays herself over the forum. If you tried to be her friend, I'm sure she wouldn't be so mean to you... or maybe she would get worse because she already hates you now. It seems you've gone past the point of no return.
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 02:04:02 pm
Someone takes the internet way too seriously.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:05:17 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"Someone takes the internet way too seriously.
=P I believe I have lost the point of this message.
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 02:09:57 pm
No, I get the point, but I'm not the type of person to take spend extra time just so I can become someone's "friend" over the internet. Especially, when that person offers nothing to me besides a plethora of posts calling people "idiots", and saying "I want to kill you" over and over again.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:11:27 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"No, I get the point, but I'm not the type of person to take spend extra time just so I can become someone's "friend" over the internet. Especially, when that person offers nothing to me besides a plethora of posts calling people "idiots", and saying "I want to kill you" over and over again.
Well people that aren't friends with you and that dislike/hate you tend not to offer anything more then that, even in real life. Don't make me choose between you and Magi, Cid xP
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 02:17:31 pm
I have no problem with who you are friends with, I was merely stating that she is starting to piss me off.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:27:43 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"I have no problem with who you are friends with, I was merely stating that she is starting to piss me off.
Ok, well... I'll try to get her to stop?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 02:40:29 pm
She doesn't piss me off as Zalge has stated when you learn to be more understanding you understand she is just joking around. She is actually quite nice.

EDIT: You may be taking the spam section too seriously but I can't talk for other threads of course.
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Post by: CidIII on January 24, 2009, 02:48:13 pm
She wasn't joking around...

And, no, Zalge.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:52:11 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"She wasn't joking around...

And, no, Zalge.
did she send you a message saying, "I'm not joking around"?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 02:52:49 pm
Just take her words with a grain of salt then and ignore them like we did with Algus.
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Post by: gojoe on January 24, 2009, 03:25:20 pm
ah i rolled a 7.... "GO TO JAIL?" dammit not again
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 03:32:57 pm
Hahaha let's see an 8 go to jail.....fuck.
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 24, 2009, 07:06:13 pm
I'd like to buy "GO TO JAIL" for $200.

Yes! Hotels!
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Post by: woodenbandman on July 29, 2009, 10:46:08 am
So White Mage is an NPC only job, and Black Mage's spell quotes are all replaced with "What's that supposed to mean?" or "Oh, just 'cuz I'm black, I'm automatically a black mage, huh?"
Title: Re: New Patch: Final Fantasy Blacktics!
Post by: Lijj on April 21, 2010, 04:58:17 pm
Hahaha, this is too funny I can see why somebody would wanna make Blacktics though. If i were black i'd probably be like: " Damn all these little sprites are white! I don't want to play dis!"
Title: Re: New Patch: Final Fantasy Blacktics!
Post by: samuchan on April 22, 2010, 11:16:42 pm
I suggest Black Dynamite replaces Orlandu.

Edit: Black Dynamite can also replace Ninjas:

"Ha! I threw that shit before I came in the room!"
Title: Re: New Patch: Final Fantasy Blacktics!
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on April 23, 2010, 02:50:08 pm
*Snaps Fingers*

Oh no you di'int!
Title: Re: New Patch: Final Fantasy Blacktics!
Post by: samuchan on April 26, 2010, 09:39:03 pm
http://www.blackdynamitemovie.com/

Just in case someone doesn't know about this epic movie.
Title: Re: New Patch: Final Fantasy Blacktics!
Post by: Kagebunji on April 27, 2010, 09:53:34 am
Quote from: "samuchan"http://www.blackdynamitemovie.com/

Just in case someone doesn't know about this epic movie.

Wtf, Black Chuck Norris?