Title: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Kokojo on January 19, 2009, 01:32:17 pm
Post by: Kokojo on January 19, 2009, 01:32:17 pm
Dear troopers, here is general Kokojo speaking.
As you all know, the revolution for the Text editor is going pretty well on our side, but casualty are what to expect when we enter Meloniapolis. Some hacked Squires with 80 000hp and teleport2 have been spotted. We are trying to unleash 1.3 DD experiment againts them, we shall see what happens.
As soon as the 2nd flank of Meloniapolis falls, the city can be ours, as Voldemort will charge out with his Meteorains. I personally will alter the Attack.out of Meloniapolis to bring foward victory.
I demand a report from all troppers right now!
The victory is near, Meloniapolis shall fall !
As you all know, the revolution for the Text editor is going pretty well on our side, but casualty are what to expect when we enter Meloniapolis. Some hacked Squires with 80 000hp and teleport2 have been spotted. We are trying to unleash 1.3 DD experiment againts them, we shall see what happens.
As soon as the 2nd flank of Meloniapolis falls, the city can be ours, as Voldemort will charge out with his Meteorains. I personally will alter the Attack.out of Meloniapolis to bring foward victory.
I demand a report from all troppers right now!
The victory is near, Meloniapolis shall fall !
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Post by: philsov on January 19, 2009, 01:37:05 pm
Post by: philsov on January 19, 2009, 01:37:05 pm
sir! the left flank! It's... oh god.. its horrible.
The moogle class squadron is using the Ancient Sword ability on our archers. Requesting Tiamat carpet bomb! Immediately!
The moogle class squadron is using the Ancient Sword ability on our archers. Requesting Tiamat carpet bomb! Immediately!
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Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 02:15:46 pm
Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 02:15:46 pm
Voldemort here
standing by beneath the Meloniapolis fortifications
awaiting to deliver Meteorain assault as soon as Delta Squad can get those gates open!
are we sure that the text editor is being held within the city walls??
over
standing by beneath the Meloniapolis fortifications
awaiting to deliver Meteorain assault as soon as Delta Squad can get those gates open!
are we sure that the text editor is being held within the city walls??
over
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Post by: Kokojo on January 19, 2009, 02:27:26 pm
Post by: Kokojo on January 19, 2009, 02:27:26 pm
Genereal Kokojo Speaking.
Philsov, when you signed for our cause, you became a part of our movement. However, the Left flant was just a diversion for the Delta Squad, that are charging a massive Zodiac Spell on Melonhead troops, and their Engineers decrypting the ASM door Melonhead got from Razele. I am sorry. You must die for our victory. We will never forget you, over.
Voldemort, we can say for sure the text editor is in the city, but we don't know yet how for it is developed. We got to size it now, as Mxegontead mogith ise it ageaints us !
Philsov, when you signed for our cause, you became a part of our movement. However, the Left flant was just a diversion for the Delta Squad, that are charging a massive Zodiac Spell on Melonhead troops, and their Engineers decrypting the ASM door Melonhead got from Razele. I am sorry. You must die for our victory. We will never forget you, over.
Voldemort, we can say for sure the text editor is in the city, but we don't know yet how for it is developed. We got to size it now, as Mxegontead mogith ise it ageaints us !
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Post by: Dormin Jake on January 19, 2009, 02:35:08 pm
Post by: Dormin Jake on January 19, 2009, 02:35:08 pm
Exploding Frog #11 pilot reporting in.
My squad...they exploded. Oh Lunos, I am alone, and my self-destruct won't engage. It won't engage!
Requesting a thrown Fire Ball. I don't want to die in dishonor!
Out.
My squad...they exploded. Oh Lunos, I am alone, and my self-destruct won't engage. It won't engage!
Requesting a thrown Fire Ball. I don't want to die in dishonor!
Out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 02:57:50 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 02:57:50 pm
ARGH He is firin his lazer Epsilon squad has been destroyed.....oh my god I can't feel my legs........
Out.
Out.
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Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 03:08:28 pm
Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 03:08:28 pm
my god... Meloniapolis has opened it's upper cluster to reveal massive lazer cannons...
we were not prepared for this!
not prepared!!!
we were not prepared for this!
not prepared!!!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 03:09:44 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 03:09:44 pm
*Jumps in front of Voldemort to take the blast*
Regroup and get reinforcements..........
Out.
Regroup and get reinforcements..........
Out.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 03:17:56 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 03:17:56 pm
Alert! Captain Zalge here!
My 15th squad spy infantry is under attack by a group of summoners using the MIDGAR ZOLOM! South end! Send reinforcements!
OH GODS!- *Static Cut Out*
My 15th squad spy infantry is under attack by a group of summoners using the MIDGAR ZOLOM! South end! Send reinforcements!
OH GODS!- *Static Cut Out*
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:12:39 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:12:39 pm
Women division here! We have the area all und---oh wait...f**k we have 9 contructs over here!! 3 Dark Knights down!
Okay send in reinforcements whenever we'll just keep using Sanguine.
Out.
Okay send in reinforcements whenever we'll just keep using Sanguine.
Out.
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Post by: gojoe on January 19, 2009, 04:20:49 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 19, 2009, 04:20:49 pm
Lt gojoe here
I'MA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'MA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:21:47 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:21:47 pm
*DP's bloody body gurgles*
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 04:24:26 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 04:24:26 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"Lt gojoe hereI SAW DIS COMMIN!!!!
I'MA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:24:46 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:24:46 pm
*Comes in and uses Raise (Monk skill) on DP*
OhThere you go! I have monk secondary, it's really nice for an MP shitty knight like me, *dodges and 3 lazers hit DP*
C**p!
O
M
G
IT'S USING SHOOP DA WHOOP! I WANT ONE!
*disentagrates and comes back to life with my angel ring*
O
M
G
...
Not again...
DP and Rose division...dead...
Out...
OhThere you go! I have monk secondary, it's really nice for an MP shitty knight like me, *dodges and 3 lazers hit DP*
C**p!
O
M
G
IT'S USING SHOOP DA WHOOP! I WANT ONE!
*disentagrates and comes back to life with my angel ring*
O
M
G
...
Not again...
DP and Rose division...dead...
Out...
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:27:26 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:27:26 pm
*Land on an unwrapped PD*
Wow that's convienient.
*Grabs MT's body jumps away and uses PD on her*
We're even now.
We need more Shooping gojoe.
Out.
Wow that's convienient.
*Grabs MT's body jumps away and uses PD on her*
We're even now.
We need more Shooping gojoe.
Out.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 04:31:05 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 04:31:05 pm
Cpt. Zalge, back on.
Unfortunately, half of my squad was eliminated during the ambush. But, not before we were able to kill the summoners. I've left the men I had set their secondary skills to white magic and martial arts to stay behind and tend to the wounded, hopefully they can save their lives before their timers run out and they crystallize.
We are currently breaching the sewers of Meloniapolis. From the maps we have, this should lead us deep into the city. I just hope-
No! God Damn! They saw this coming! We're under attack by some hacked, special golems! By the looks they are Steel and Carbine, about 20,000 HP each! Hopefully I'll get back on the horn after the battle... if we survive.
Unfortunately, half of my squad was eliminated during the ambush. But, not before we were able to kill the summoners. I've left the men I had set their secondary skills to white magic and martial arts to stay behind and tend to the wounded, hopefully they can save their lives before their timers run out and they crystallize.
We are currently breaching the sewers of Meloniapolis. From the maps we have, this should lead us deep into the city. I just hope-
No! God Damn! They saw this coming! We're under attack by some hacked, special golems! By the looks they are Steel and Carbine, about 20,000 HP each! Hopefully I'll get back on the horn after the battle... if we survive.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:33:05 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:33:05 pm
Thanks..
*uses shockwave and kills a contruct*
Let's keep moving! I need someone to sanguine...*looks at darthpaul*...you mind?
DP and Rose division, we'll be moving inward and destroying the contructs, I also heard from the civilians some hero by the name of Ramza was here, he's on the inside of the town, in the bar. Let's move in and eliminate, and watch out for his Ultima/Zodiark.
*uses shockwave and kills a contruct*
Let's keep moving! I need someone to sanguine...*looks at darthpaul*...you mind?
DP and Rose division, we'll be moving inward and destroying the contructs, I also heard from the civilians some hero by the name of Ramza was here, he's on the inside of the town, in the bar. Let's move in and eliminate, and watch out for his Ultima/Zodiark.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:36:53 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:36:53 pm
*Changes class to Dark knight AD style.*
I'm game.
I'm game.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:38:26 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:38:26 pm
AD?
---
WE HAVE AN ISSUE!
There's no bar!!
And where are all the divisions!? Are we the last left!?
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WE HAVE AN ISSUE!
There's no bar!!
And where are all the divisions!? Are we the last left!?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:39:59 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 04:39:59 pm
(AuraDragon did an aweomse DK sprite)
Nah they fell back to rethink the assualt.......BTW we are surrounded by melonheads mog knights.
Nah they fell back to rethink the assualt.......BTW we are surrounded by melonheads mog knights.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 04:42:29 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 04:42:29 pm
Cpt. Zalge... back on...
Ergh! Sustained heavy casualties in the battle. Me and one other man was the only one left. Fortunately he is a chemist and has draw out as his second skill set. He should be fine in reviving the fallen.
In the bar you say? According to my map, I'm about 1/4 mile from the bar! Just a second...
*drinks x-potion*
Phew, I feel better. Ok, I'll be under the bar in a matter of minutes, what would you ask of me to do with Ramza?
(Note: My class is Destiny Caller[class form my upcoming patch], with Talk skills as my secondary, Hamendo as my reaction, Magic defense up as my passive, and Move +2 as movement)
Ergh! Sustained heavy casualties in the battle. Me and one other man was the only one left. Fortunately he is a chemist and has draw out as his second skill set. He should be fine in reviving the fallen.
In the bar you say? According to my map, I'm about 1/4 mile from the bar! Just a second...
*drinks x-potion*
Phew, I feel better. Ok, I'll be under the bar in a matter of minutes, what would you ask of me to do with Ramza?
(Note: My class is Destiny Caller[class form my upcoming patch], with Talk skills as my secondary, Hamendo as my reaction, Magic defense up as my passive, and Move +2 as movement)
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Post by: philsov on January 19, 2009, 05:00:48 pm
Post by: philsov on January 19, 2009, 05:00:48 pm
F this I'm defecting and becoming a moogle.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 05:02:44 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 05:02:44 pm
*Shoots philsov in the back of the head and absorbs the crystal*
Sorry but we need this text editor and you won't get in the way.
Sorry but we need this text editor and you won't get in the way.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 19, 2009, 05:05:59 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 19, 2009, 05:05:59 pm
Death Corps Bastard here.
I found some salami. Anyone want half a sammich? I can only stomach half of one, after all that blood and carnage (Kokojo had a nose bleed)
Over.
I found some salami. Anyone want half a sammich? I can only stomach half of one, after all that blood and carnage (Kokojo had a nose bleed)
Over.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 05:08:28 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 05:08:28 pm
Quote from: "bastardpoetry"Death Corps Bastard here.Cpt. Zalge
I found some salami. Anyone want half a sammich? I can only stomach half of one, after all that blood and carnage (Kokojo had a nose bleed)
Over.
I'll take half a sammy. But first I need my orders, I'm currently under the bar that Ramza is in, what should I do? Eliminate him? Befriend him? Kidnap him?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 05:12:42 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 05:12:42 pm
I'll beam you an Iron giant.
Set it's self destruct sequence then run.
Out.
Set it's self destruct sequence then run.
Out.
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Post by: Xifanie on January 19, 2009, 07:37:12 pm
Post by: Xifanie on January 19, 2009, 07:37:12 pm
Zodiac here,
All your MP are belong to us!
If you want to summon me you'd better have lotsa foods and girls else I'm gonna AK-47 your sorry asses.
All your MP are belong to us!
If you want to summon me you'd better have lotsa foods and girls else I'm gonna AK-47 your sorry asses.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 07:52:06 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 07:52:06 pm
Cpt. Zalge here.
The Iron Giant's self destruct has been set. Ramza will soon be eliminated.
But, just in case...
*summons Zodiac*
Sir. There are restaurants nearby for all the food you could need. My squad is mostly made up of girls, but they have been left behind, and should be regrouping outside the sewers soon, awaiting our arrival.
The Iron Giant's self destruct has been set. Ramza will soon be eliminated.
But, just in case...
*summons Zodiac*
Sir. There are restaurants nearby for all the food you could need. My squad is mostly made up of girls, but they have been left behind, and should be regrouping outside the sewers soon, awaiting our arrival.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 07:54:46 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 07:54:46 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"*Grabs MT's body jumps away and uses PD on her*I is so confused, is Magi a dude or a chick?
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 19, 2009, 07:57:17 pm
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 19, 2009, 07:57:17 pm
a chick
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 09:45:09 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 09:45:09 pm
Well at least I know why my squad doesn't have MP......
Out.
Out.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 09:50:56 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 09:50:56 pm
Cpt. Zalge here.
The Iron Giant has self-destructed. The Bar is destroyed. Enjoy the fireworks.
Whether Ramza has been destroyed or not has yet to be determined. I shall be re-entering the sewers soon... after Zodiac gets done with his orgy with the females in my squad...
-No! I don't want to join! Zodiac! Stop it!... No I am not gay! I just... wait, I get who first?... Ok. Be right over, sir.
Err... Cpt. Zalge, Over and Out.
The Iron Giant has self-destructed. The Bar is destroyed. Enjoy the fireworks.
Whether Ramza has been destroyed or not has yet to be determined. I shall be re-entering the sewers soon... after Zodiac gets done with his orgy with the females in my squad...
-No! I don't want to join! Zodiac! Stop it!... No I am not gay! I just... wait, I get who first?... Ok. Be right over, sir.
Err... Cpt. Zalge, Over and Out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 09:52:50 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 09:52:50 pm
I just saw Ramza and Alma flee on Chocos........I think.
What is Captain Zalge up to.......oh good on him....
Errr I'm out.
What is Captain Zalge up to.......oh good on him....
Errr I'm out.
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 09:59:20 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 09:59:20 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"I just saw Ramza and Alma flee on Chocos........I think.Cpt. Zalge here.
What is Captain Zalge up to.......oh good on him....
Errr I'm out.
*Just a sec, ba (http://content1.myyearbook.com/thumb_userimages/large/2009/01/17/20/thm_thm_phps0QfB4.jpg)by (http://content1.myyearbook.com/thumb_userimages/large/2009/01/17/20/thm_thm_phppeXFTz.jpg)* I suggest we let Ramza go, we need to focus on breaching the city. *I said just a second, I need to...* Uh, just get back on the siege, guys. If Ramza is fleeing, its all for the better. If anyone feels the need to chase him, feel free and go and DESERT THE ARMY. *ok just one more second, I gotta finish this message*
Ok everyone, me and Zodiac will be back on the frontlines soon. Don't worry.
Cpt. Zalge, Over and Out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 10:10:19 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 10:10:19 pm
Good news I picked him off with my Longbow just to realize it was a random pair of squires.
Out.
Out.
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Post by: gojoe on January 19, 2009, 10:15:51 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 19, 2009, 10:15:51 pm
WARNING WARNING WARNING
SHOOP EXPLOSION
*gojoe is dead, so is half the planet. unfortunately gojoe had the wrong directions and blew-up on the wrong side.*
SHOOP EXPLOSION
*gojoe is dead, so is half the planet. unfortunately gojoe had the wrong directions and blew-up on the wrong side.*
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Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 10:18:13 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 19, 2009, 10:18:13 pm
Cpt. Zalge here.
DAMN YOU, GOJOE! You killed the girl that was... I mean... you killed.... well... My prostitute was cut in half by that explosion.
I guess I have no choice but to go back to the fight...
Over and Out.
DAMN YOU, GOJOE! You killed the girl that was... I mean... you killed.... well... My prostitute was cut in half by that explosion.
I guess I have no choice but to go back to the fight...
Over and Out.
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Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 10:28:21 pm
Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 10:28:21 pm
Voldemort here
charging fire 2.
charging fire 2.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 10:28:36 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 10:28:36 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!Some girl just got shooped and the girl she was with is screaming high pitched.........wait that's Zalge........I am creeped out....
Out.
Out.
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Post by: gojoe on January 19, 2009, 11:12:33 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 19, 2009, 11:12:33 pm
*half the planet crystalizes*
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Post by: Kokojo on January 19, 2009, 11:12:46 pm
Post by: Kokojo on January 19, 2009, 11:12:46 pm
General Kokojo Speaking.
My goodness, this as degenerated. We shall use MelonHead weapons againts himself ! Prepare the Pacther !
All right, load ENTD ! Fire unused events ! Troopers, you should have a great deals of chocobos comming along, as well as Ramza clones ! You shall use them as you wish, fire at will. More troops incomming !
Out.
*Mutters to himself*
You want to play this way, Melonhead ? I've got a surprise for you...pass me the Battle.bin data, Miluda !
My goodness, this as degenerated. We shall use MelonHead weapons againts himself ! Prepare the Pacther !
All right, load ENTD ! Fire unused events ! Troopers, you should have a great deals of chocobos comming along, as well as Ramza clones ! You shall use them as you wish, fire at will. More troops incomming !
Out.
*Mutters to himself*
You want to play this way, Melonhead ? I've got a surprise for you...pass me the Battle.bin data, Miluda !
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Post by: Dormin Jake on January 20, 2009, 03:42:32 am
Post by: Dormin Jake on January 20, 2009, 03:42:32 am
I'm...still waiting to explode.
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Post by: Zalge on January 20, 2009, 07:43:42 am
Post by: Zalge on January 20, 2009, 07:43:42 am
Cpt. Zalge here.
The orgy is over, and Zodiac has left the front... lazy bastard. Anyway, me and my squad are approaching the city once again. We will be entering the sewers once more. What are your orders?
Over.
The orgy is over, and Zodiac has left the front... lazy bastard. Anyway, me and my squad are approaching the city once again. We will be entering the sewers once more. What are your orders?
Over.
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Post by: philsov on January 20, 2009, 09:40:19 am
Post by: philsov on January 20, 2009, 09:40:19 am
blargh I am dead and now inside darthpaul.
*haunts*
*haunts*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 20, 2009, 10:27:33 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 20, 2009, 10:27:33 am
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!
Out.
Out.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on January 20, 2009, 08:01:40 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on January 20, 2009, 08:01:40 pm
SentinalBlade Reporting Frontline casualties and updates
The BoneSnatch Squad has emerged form under ground. Even if we engage them now, their Counter will just reach 0 only to revive!
OH NO...WHAT IS HAPPENING?...
ROFLCOPTERS ARE DROPPING BEHEMOTHS!!!!
*STATIC*
The BoneSnatch Squad has emerged form under ground. Even if we engage them now, their Counter will just reach 0 only to revive!
OH NO...WHAT IS HAPPENING?...
ROFLCOPTERS ARE DROPPING BEHEMOTHS!!!!
*STATIC*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 20, 2009, 09:55:09 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 20, 2009, 09:55:09 pm
*Adjusts binoculars*
How many ROFLCopters are there.........too many........
I don't see Sentinal anymore.......Oh god.......
Out.
How many ROFLCopters are there.........too many........
I don't see Sentinal anymore.......Oh god.......
Out.
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Post by: Vanya on January 20, 2009, 11:10:07 pm
Post by: Vanya on January 20, 2009, 11:10:07 pm
*Sooped up angel summon effects appear all over the city and thousands of red custom warriors appear*
*They all carry a strange insignia -> ^_^*
Special unit commander, Vanya reporting in, Sir! ^_^
'Classic Warriors' armed and ready sir. ^_^
My men and women have been fully trained with new 0 CT sword skills, basic medic abilities, and a super secret skill. ^_^
All units have warped in and are providing medical and combat reinforcement. ^_^
What are your orders, Sir. ^_^
*They all carry a strange insignia -> ^_^*
Special unit commander, Vanya reporting in, Sir! ^_^
'Classic Warriors' armed and ready sir. ^_^
My men and women have been fully trained with new 0 CT sword skills, basic medic abilities, and a super secret skill. ^_^
All units have warped in and are providing medical and combat reinforcement. ^_^
What are your orders, Sir. ^_^
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 20, 2009, 11:12:12 pm
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 20, 2009, 11:12:12 pm
Ah, Special Unit Commander Vanya. Glad to see you on the front lines.
Your team is assigned to me.
We're making sandwiches, and watching the battle from a good distance.
Did your men and women bring swords to spread the mayonnaise?
Your team is assigned to me.
We're making sandwiches, and watching the battle from a good distance.
Did your men and women bring swords to spread the mayonnaise?
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Post by: Zalge on January 20, 2009, 11:15:04 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 20, 2009, 11:15:04 pm
Cpt Zalge back.
After a few fights in the sewer system of meloniapolis, Me and my squad has reached the base of the center building of the city. I believe its known as Melonra building?
What are my orders?
Over.
(heh, see what I did there? xD Melonra? Shinra? heh, Shin as in the shin bone, and melon as in head... really bad and all around shitty joke.)
After a few fights in the sewer system of meloniapolis, Me and my squad has reached the base of the center building of the city. I believe its known as Melonra building?
What are my orders?
Over.
(heh, see what I did there? xD Melonra? Shinra? heh, Shin as in the shin bone, and melon as in head... really bad and all around shitty joke.)
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Post by: Vanya on January 20, 2009, 11:28:31 pm
Post by: Vanya on January 20, 2009, 11:28:31 pm
Yes, sir! Supreme commander, Sir! ^_^
They have classic weapons ranging from Werebusters to Rune Blades, Sir. ^_^
Each magical sword gives the mayo an extra blast of flavor, Sir. ^_^
If you like spice, Sir, I suggest the Flame Sword. It's hot! ^_^
(My puns can be even worse!^_^)
They have classic weapons ranging from Werebusters to Rune Blades, Sir. ^_^
Each magical sword gives the mayo an extra blast of flavor, Sir. ^_^
If you like spice, Sir, I suggest the Flame Sword. It's hot! ^_^
(My puns can be even worse!^_^)
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 20, 2009, 11:34:46 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 20, 2009, 11:34:46 pm
KS, reporting from scout duty, sirs.
Bad news, the RNG is with them!!!
Bad news, the RNG is with them!!!
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 21, 2009, 12:02:53 am
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 21, 2009, 12:02:53 am
Aye, K-Suto, She is indeed. That's why most of the men storming the city only have a 5% chance to succeed. That's worse than Invitation odds. To make matters worse, I heard a rumor of some orgy in the sewers involving Zalge and a porcupine.
You'd best hang back with us. We have a 100% chance--read that, non-evadeable--100% chance to inflict: Delicious on these flap jacks.
Did you bring the syrup?
Over.
You'd best hang back with us. We have a 100% chance--read that, non-evadeable--100% chance to inflict: Delicious on these flap jacks.
Did you bring the syrup?
Over.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on January 21, 2009, 12:17:24 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on January 21, 2009, 12:17:24 am
*is raised as a Bone Snatch and starts to eat the hearts of Vanya's squad members*
Slay me! this is not of my will!!! X.X
*the unawares squad is mercilessly slain while Vanya and the Zombified ME face off*
Slay me! this is not of my will!!! X.X
*the unawares squad is mercilessly slain while Vanya and the Zombified ME face off*
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Post by: Vanya on January 21, 2009, 12:17:52 am
Post by: Vanya on January 21, 2009, 12:17:52 am
*Taps the supreme commander on the shoulder and whispers. ^_^*
Ask if he has any rum, Sir. ^_^
*Special unit members in unison. ^_^*
Did he say, "rum"?
Ask if he has any rum, Sir. ^_^
*Special unit members in unison. ^_^*
Did he say, "rum"?
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 21, 2009, 12:27:26 am
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 21, 2009, 12:27:26 am
SentinalBlade has the rum. If we are to claim it as our own, we must join ranks with his Zombie counterpart to help take him down!
Oh, that the battle should reach us here, in the sanctity of our little kitchen tent.
War is hell.
Oh, that the battle should reach us here, in the sanctity of our little kitchen tent.
War is hell.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 09:15:22 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 09:15:22 am
*Taps Vanya on the shoulder*
Here some rum....not much, but it helps to have a little captain in you.
I also managed to invite some melonian warriors but as soon as the skirmish was over they defected to meloniapolis......
Out.
Here some rum....not much, but it helps to have a little captain in you.
I also managed to invite some melonian warriors but as soon as the skirmish was over they defected to meloniapolis......
Out.
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Post by: Algus on January 21, 2009, 10:59:25 am
Post by: Algus on January 21, 2009, 10:59:25 am
Sir! my soldier is death, dycedarg don't give me the 100 soldiers.
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Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 11:05:16 am
Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 11:05:16 am
Cpt. Zalge reporting in.
Pvt Algus fails at hilarious role playing.
My squad has entered the Melonra building with little trouble. It's a bit too quiet though... Like it's abandoned... Maybe-
Oh Shit! *gunfire* Man down! Take co-
*static*
Pvt Algus fails at hilarious role playing.
My squad has entered the Melonra building with little trouble. It's a bit too quiet though... Like it's abandoned... Maybe-
Oh Shit! *gunfire* Man down! Take co-
*static*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 11:24:32 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 11:24:32 am
LT. DP here I have gotten reinforcements for the Epsilon Corps........wait........
Long silver hair........oh god Besrodio must have used the machine again.......it's Seph....oth..........oh god.......
BLARGH!!!!!!!
*Static*
Long silver hair........oh god Besrodio must have used the machine again.......it's Seph....oth..........oh god.......
BLARGH!!!!!!!
*Static*
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Post by: Kokojo on January 21, 2009, 11:47:15 am
Post by: Kokojo on January 21, 2009, 11:47:15 am
General Kokojo here.
Bastard Poetry, i think your squad has made a little error, we are out of mayonnaise, all we have is Rat poison stocked in mayonnaise pots. Sir Vanya, please go reinforce DarthPaul squad, has he is apparently impaired by the Survey of Employment, Payrolls and Hours (SEPH)
Captain Zalge, i am proud of you, as you are the only inflitration mission that can go on. For this, i send you Zack Fair. Hope it dosen't cause any trouble.
Sentinal Blade is to be taken down, then brought down here ! Use all you can to bring him to the Command Center before his countdown reaches 0 !
Out and over, good luck. This is the day!
*Mutters to himself*
I hate this Bastard, this kind of retard.
Why must he come, and take the commanders rum ?
Bastard Poetry, i think your squad has made a little error, we are out of mayonnaise, all we have is Rat poison stocked in mayonnaise pots. Sir Vanya, please go reinforce DarthPaul squad, has he is apparently impaired by the Survey of Employment, Payrolls and Hours (SEPH)
Captain Zalge, i am proud of you, as you are the only inflitration mission that can go on. For this, i send you Zack Fair. Hope it dosen't cause any trouble.
Sentinal Blade is to be taken down, then brought down here ! Use all you can to bring him to the Command Center before his countdown reaches 0 !
Out and over, good luck. This is the day!
*Mutters to himself*
I hate this Bastard, this kind of retard.
Why must he come, and take the commanders rum ?
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Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 12:34:10 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 12:34:10 pm
Cpt. Zalge is back.
Thank you for the compliment, General. My squad will hold their position till Zack arrives. Don't worry. We were only attacked by Zozma-brand snipers, so they had yet to be balanced. They were only able to get one ko before being taken out.
Repeat we will hold position until Zack Fair arrives.
Cpt. Zalge, out.
Thank you for the compliment, General. My squad will hold their position till Zack arrives. Don't worry. We were only attacked by Zozma-brand snipers, so they had yet to be balanced. They were only able to get one ko before being taken out.
Repeat we will hold position until Zack Fair arrives.
Cpt. Zalge, out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 01:47:02 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 01:47:02 pm
.....re.....forc...nts......ne....ed.....be...ng....sta....ed....bla....a.....a....a...r....r...r....g...g...g...h...h..h..
.............ov.....out.
.............ov.....out.
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Post by: Vanya on January 21, 2009, 02:47:59 pm
Post by: Vanya on January 21, 2009, 02:47:59 pm
All, unit's move out! ^_^
Engauge super secret skill! Warriors upgrade to Solid Snake form! ^_^
Converge on Sir Darthpaul's last known location and pummel the enemy with your 0 CT, 0 MP ration projectiles! ^_^
And don't forget to put on your non-descript cardboard boxes for god's sake! ^_^
Your CM will not go to waste! ^_^
*Chuggs rum & looks around... ^_^*
Now where'd I put my stash of nikita missiles & Sailor Jerry's? ^_^
Engauge super secret skill! Warriors upgrade to Solid Snake form! ^_^
Converge on Sir Darthpaul's last known location and pummel the enemy with your 0 CT, 0 MP ration projectiles! ^_^
And don't forget to put on your non-descript cardboard boxes for god's sake! ^_^
Your CM will not go to waste! ^_^
*Chuggs rum & looks around... ^_^*
Now where'd I put my stash of nikita missiles & Sailor Jerry's? ^_^
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 03:25:11 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 21, 2009, 03:25:11 pm
*Walk up behind Vanya covered in cardboard box*
Thanks for the assistance.
Out.
Thanks for the assistance.
Out.
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Post by: Vanya on January 21, 2009, 05:16:04 pm
Post by: Vanya on January 21, 2009, 05:16:04 pm
I am here to serve & probotect! ^_^
*Launches nikita missiles at incoming group of Steel Giants. ^_^*
*Launches nikita missiles at incoming group of Steel Giants. ^_^*
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Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 07:59:46 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 21, 2009, 07:59:46 pm
Cpt. Zalge here.
Zack Fair has arrived in the Melonra Building, mostly unharmed, thankfully. He'll be an asset to our team. *Hey, let me have the radio!* No Zack! Er, sorry sir, I think Zack wants to say hello. *Yeah! Just give me a chance!* No, you're gunna bust it! Erg... Fine.
Hey guys, Zack Fair, Soldier 1st Class here, I just want to say its going to be fun being on this miss-
Thank you, Zack, we need to get moving.
We'll send another message when we reach another data point.
Oh, and the data we've recieved from the lobby... was a trap. Set up by the snipers. Hopefully the others will be fine.
Cpt. Zalge out.
Zack Fair has arrived in the Melonra Building, mostly unharmed, thankfully. He'll be an asset to our team. *Hey, let me have the radio!* No Zack! Er, sorry sir, I think Zack wants to say hello. *Yeah! Just give me a chance!* No, you're gunna bust it! Erg... Fine.
Hey guys, Zack Fair, Soldier 1st Class here, I just want to say its going to be fun being on this miss-
Thank you, Zack, we need to get moving.
We'll send another message when we reach another data point.
Oh, and the data we've recieved from the lobby... was a trap. Set up by the snipers. Hopefully the others will be fine.
Cpt. Zalge out.
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Post by: Kokojo on January 22, 2009, 03:03:43 am
Post by: Kokojo on January 22, 2009, 03:03:43 am
(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2213/meloniava0.gif)
General Kokojo speaking.
Here is Meloniapolis, please Indicate your postion on the map (Just tell me where you are)
here is the basic intel :
The big building in the middle is the Melonra building.
The tower at the right-bottom is the MLSWNP (Massive laser shooting with no pity)
The fire started was caused when trying to kill Ramza.
The big exposion and fire star is the location of the Survey of Employment, Payrolls and Hours (SEPH) team, and DarthPaul seems to be troubled by them. Seriously, what a pussy.
Other buildings are not yet indentified. Meloniapolis will reserve us some surprise, i guess.
Oh and wacth out for the ship on top of the Melonra building, its the Melonium Falcon !
Out and over.
General Kokojo speaking.
Here is Meloniapolis, please Indicate your postion on the map (Just tell me where you are)
here is the basic intel :
The big building in the middle is the Melonra building.
The tower at the right-bottom is the MLSWNP (Massive laser shooting with no pity)
The fire started was caused when trying to kill Ramza.
The big exposion and fire star is the location of the Survey of Employment, Payrolls and Hours (SEPH) team, and DarthPaul seems to be troubled by them. Seriously, what a pussy.
Other buildings are not yet indentified. Meloniapolis will reserve us some surprise, i guess.
Oh and wacth out for the ship on top of the Melonra building, its the Melonium Falcon !
Out and over.
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Post by: Zozma on January 22, 2009, 03:22:27 am
Post by: Zozma on January 22, 2009, 03:22:27 am
*strolls by Melonra building casually while munching on a delicious snickers candy bar*
h-hey! there are a large number of Melonra agents coming out of all the exits! and they are armed! wtf! they are guys but the all have chantage equipped! nooo
h-hey! there are a large number of Melonra agents coming out of all the exits! and they are armed! wtf! they are guys but the all have chantage equipped! nooo
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Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 07:45:08 am
Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 07:45:08 am
Cpt. Zalge here, We have reached another data point inside the building.
It appears as though we are in the scientific research department... because there is a whole bunch of creatures mutated with code. Oh my god! That one looks like an Iron Giant fused with a Chocobo!
This place is really creepy. I'll get the data and go.
Downloading... What the hell?! What does it mean, releasing experiments?!
Oh Sh-!
*static*
It appears as though we are in the scientific research department... because there is a whole bunch of creatures mutated with code. Oh my god! That one looks like an Iron Giant fused with a Chocobo!
This place is really creepy. I'll get the data and go.
Downloading... What the hell?! What does it mean, releasing experiments?!
Oh Sh-!
*static*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 09:47:08 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 09:47:08 am
Currently in an attempt to high-jack the Melonium Falcon.......
Wait someones coming.......I was forced to hide in the smuggling hatches.......we're taking off and I'm along for the ride......
Watch out for the Melonosaurus Rexes he now has patrolling the sewers btw.
LT. DP over and out.
Wait someones coming.......I was forced to hide in the smuggling hatches.......we're taking off and I'm along for the ride......
Watch out for the Melonosaurus Rexes he now has patrolling the sewers btw.
LT. DP over and out.
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Post by: philsov on January 22, 2009, 10:08:54 am
Post by: philsov on January 22, 2009, 10:08:54 am
Quote from: "Kokojo"Here is Meloniapolis
Quick, someone breach the cell membrane and cover me as I go to take out the endoplasmic reticulum!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 10:44:05 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 10:44:05 am
What the hell it has a cell wall too what type of cell is this thing..................
Out......
Out......
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Post by: philsov on January 22, 2009, 11:05:11 am
Post by: philsov on January 22, 2009, 11:05:11 am
Quote from: "darthpaul"What the hell it has a cell wall too what type of cell is this thing..................
Out......
it's a plant, sir. Our sources believe it may be that of... a melon. Use of biological weapons is not recommended, as it'll harm out troops as well.
Prepare the spoons and wine.
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Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 12:34:19 pm
Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 12:34:19 pm
It looks like meloniapolis is just that... a giant watermelon cell!!!
my god ... the japanese hentai vore sick concept of all of it!!!!
how can our soldiers fight this... aberration!!?
some things were never meant to exist.
my god ... the japanese hentai vore sick concept of all of it!!!!
how can our soldiers fight this... aberration!!?
some things were never meant to exist.
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Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 02:36:57 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 02:36:57 pm
Ugh. Cpt. Zalge, back online.
The battle against the experiments was tiresome, but we made it through. We may need to rest here for awhile, but until then, I'll read off the data we recieved from this point...
"Fuck You"...
God Damnit. Melonhead has some really sick jokes.
This is a melon cell you say? I guess I'm in the nucleus. I'll try to find the central computer, its probably the DNA.
*Everyone stay here and rest, me and Zack will move forward and try to find the DNA.*
Cpt. Zalge, out. I'll send another message when I'm at the DNA.
The battle against the experiments was tiresome, but we made it through. We may need to rest here for awhile, but until then, I'll read off the data we recieved from this point...
"Fuck You"...
God Damnit. Melonhead has some really sick jokes.
This is a melon cell you say? I guess I'm in the nucleus. I'll try to find the central computer, its probably the DNA.
*Everyone stay here and rest, me and Zack will move forward and try to find the DNA.*
Cpt. Zalge, out. I'll send another message when I'm at the DNA.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 04:09:13 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 04:09:13 pm
I'm having beer with the mitochondria and Vanya.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 22, 2009, 05:24:37 pm
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on January 22, 2009, 05:24:37 pm
K-Suto here. I'm holding down the the reddish splooge just outside the southwest wall of the membrane... apparantly picnicing with bastardpoetry.
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Post by: Redux on January 22, 2009, 05:53:46 pm
Post by: Redux on January 22, 2009, 05:53:46 pm
Private Redux of the Seek-and-Destroy Corps, reporting in General. Us of the S+D unit will never be awarded any medals or exceed in rank, but we live to fight. We are an elite group of male Assasin/Spellblades. We should not exist. what are your orders, General Kokojo? My men are happy to oblige.
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Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 06:01:51 pm
Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 06:01:51 pm
I refuse to fight alongside a gay troupe of male Assassins / Spellblades named Seek-And-Destroy Corps.
I am sorry people.
Voldemort goes AWOL.
I am sorry people.
Voldemort goes AWOL.
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Post by: Redux on January 22, 2009, 06:02:56 pm
Post by: Redux on January 22, 2009, 06:02:56 pm
Fine take htis: Use Hand. *Voldemort has Died* A dead body can't go AWOL can it. Can it be sniper spellblade? With turbo-mp they rape shit.
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Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 06:13:37 pm
Post by: Archael on January 22, 2009, 06:13:37 pm
spare me the FFTA 999lol
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Post by: Kokojo on January 22, 2009, 06:13:50 pm
Post by: Kokojo on January 22, 2009, 06:13:50 pm
General Kokojo speaking.
Great job Redux, however i need my third in command. *Throw pheonix down on Voldemort*
Happy to have you in our hands, Redux. If you can assist Lieutenant DarthPaul in his taking of the Melonium Falcon, so that we can study their weapons, it could save the day. Lieutenant DarthPaul, Lieutenant Redux, rendez-vous point at the ulgy North-West building, go by the sewers.
K-Suto, good news. Could you check what exactly is this red thingy ? I need details.
Good luck !
Over and out.
Great job Redux, however i need my third in command. *Throw pheonix down on Voldemort*
Happy to have you in our hands, Redux. If you can assist Lieutenant DarthPaul in his taking of the Melonium Falcon, so that we can study their weapons, it could save the day. Lieutenant DarthPaul, Lieutenant Redux, rendez-vous point at the ulgy North-West building, go by the sewers.
K-Suto, good news. Could you check what exactly is this red thingy ? I need details.
Good luck !
Over and out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 06:27:37 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 22, 2009, 06:27:37 pm
Ummm enemy pilot incapacitated picking up Redux as we speak.
Out.
Out.
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Post by: Redux on January 22, 2009, 07:03:42 pm
Post by: Redux on January 22, 2009, 07:03:42 pm
Good. I have reached the rendez-vous point with Lieutenant darthpaul and we are maiking our way to my squads drop point. The lieutenant will provide arial support as my men movei n for an invasive strike on the ship's hull.
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Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 07:27:02 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 22, 2009, 07:27:02 pm
Cpt. Zalge here...
Me and Zack Fair have reached the central computer with little difficulty... Its strange. You'd think something this important would be protected...
Stranger still, Melonhead isn't here!
What could this-
Oh, ****.
This screen says, "Why so serious?" and it has a countdown. I think Melonhead was expecting us... it seems he was expecting us even sooner as well... there is only 30 minutes left on this countdown, I think he may have expected us to only fight our way through the city, and once our army got inside the Melonra building, we would all be destroyed by this bomb... Clever... Don't worry, its radius will only hit the Melonra building.
Zack, we have to move out.
Cpt. Zalge, out.
Me and Zack Fair have reached the central computer with little difficulty... Its strange. You'd think something this important would be protected...
Stranger still, Melonhead isn't here!
What could this-
Oh, ****.
This screen says, "Why so serious?" and it has a countdown. I think Melonhead was expecting us... it seems he was expecting us even sooner as well... there is only 30 minutes left on this countdown, I think he may have expected us to only fight our way through the city, and once our army got inside the Melonra building, we would all be destroyed by this bomb... Clever... Don't worry, its radius will only hit the Melonra building.
Zack, we have to move out.
Cpt. Zalge, out.
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Post by: Zozma on January 22, 2009, 07:36:11 pm
Post by: Zozma on January 22, 2009, 07:36:11 pm
Zozma reporting,
I am currently at the beach south of the Cell! ohh its such a beautiful day im gonna soak up the sun.... so how's the weather there in yo cell?
I am currently at the beach south of the Cell! ohh its such a beautiful day im gonna soak up the sun.... so how's the weather there in yo cell?
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 22, 2009, 08:13:59 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 22, 2009, 08:13:59 pm
Rose division reporting, we were ambushed and so I could say nothing, we eventually killed them, 3 dark knights left including yours truly. We are entering into the city to secure the civillians...for dinner...
Out.
Out.
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Post by: gojoe on January 22, 2009, 10:39:10 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 22, 2009, 10:39:10 pm
Lt gojoe here
through the miracle of plot twists and entd editing i have returned bringing with me........
ULTIMA SHOOP CANNONS
where do you want them sir?
through the miracle of plot twists and entd editing i have returned bringing with me........
ULTIMA SHOOP CANNONS
where do you want them sir?
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Post by: SentinalBlade on January 23, 2009, 12:06:21 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on January 23, 2009, 12:06:21 am
OH DEAR GOD, THERYE BACK!
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Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 12:16:05 am
Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 12:16:05 am
Cpt. Zalge here!
My squad it currently rushing from the Melonra building! The Bombs are going off all around us!
*Large Explosion*
Shit! Zack!
*I can't hang on, sir!*
I'm not leaving your ass behind, Zack, grab my hand!
*Ok!*
Me and Zack are trying to leave the Melonra Building, and we could use some support. Zack is injured.
We are nearing the lobby, but we may not make it in time.
Cpt Zalge, out.
My squad it currently rushing from the Melonra building! The Bombs are going off all around us!
*Large Explosion*
Shit! Zack!
*I can't hang on, sir!*
I'm not leaving your ass behind, Zack, grab my hand!
*Ok!*
Me and Zack are trying to leave the Melonra Building, and we could use some support. Zack is injured.
We are nearing the lobby, but we may not make it in time.
Cpt Zalge, out.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on January 23, 2009, 12:31:24 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on January 23, 2009, 12:31:24 am
Someone Cast RAISE 2 on me!
*Darth casts it* ... Thanks
(we should actually breach the building when the editor is released Zalge, as this is where the editor is held. So lets keep this going till we have a reason to break it)
*Darth casts it* ... Thanks
(we should actually breach the building when the editor is released Zalge, as this is where the editor is held. So lets keep this going till we have a reason to break it)
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Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 12:40:51 am
Post by: Zalge on January 23, 2009, 12:40:51 am
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Someone Cast RAISE 2 on me!(or WAS it? As you should have read, it was a trap. He is holding it somewhere else >=D "Why so serious?" message, remembah? read my message up above. but if you really want, I can just edit my post to make me and my squad escape the building =P)
*Darth casts it* ... Thanks
(we should actually breach the building when the editor is released Zalge, as this is where the editor is held. So lets keep this going till we have a reason to break it)
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 06:14:42 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 06:14:42 am
*Stand on dish of Melonium Falcon and casts reraise on everyone.*
Don't waste it that's all of my MP till Redux gives me an ether.
Out.
Don't waste it that's all of my MP till Redux gives me an ether.
Out.
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Post by: Vanya on January 23, 2009, 10:13:23 am
Post by: Vanya on January 23, 2009, 10:13:23 am
Orders please. My SS (Solid Snake) unit is tired of playing PSP inside these boxes. ^_^
We all this C4 and want to blow shit up!! ^_^
Incidentaly, Sir. All enemy troops seem to be ignoring our box camo completely! ^_^
It's like we have innate transparent! ^_^
We all this C4 and want to blow shit up!! ^_^
Incidentaly, Sir. All enemy troops seem to be ignoring our box camo completely! ^_^
It's like we have innate transparent! ^_^
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Post by: Archael on January 23, 2009, 10:43:19 am
Post by: Archael on January 23, 2009, 10:43:19 am
^_^
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Post by: Dokurider on January 23, 2009, 10:50:35 am
Post by: Dokurider on January 23, 2009, 10:50:35 am
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Post by: Redux on January 23, 2009, 11:04:41 am
Post by: Redux on January 23, 2009, 11:04:41 am
DP, here that hi-ether you requisitioned. *Hi-Ether* My squad has disabled the crew (Stop Bracelet) and rigged the Melonium falcon with explosives." My only female assasin charmed the pilot and he will fly this bomb anywhere the general orders. General Kokojo, your orders, sir. Awaiting evac from DP. Redux out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 01:38:25 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 01:38:25 pm
Ok Redux time to get out of here in these Q-wing I found.
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Post by: gojoe on January 23, 2009, 04:27:27 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 23, 2009, 04:27:27 pm
Lt gojoe here
i have mounted the cannons on the chocobos and fed them highy caffinated fermented gyashi greens,
the cannons are set to fire at random intervals.
i have released the chocobos from my airship over the city and expect a great lazer show soon......
DAMMIT! one of the buggers shot the ship!
Lt gojoe going down
i have mounted the cannons on the chocobos and fed them highy caffinated fermented gyashi greens,
the cannons are set to fire at random intervals.
i have released the chocobos from my airship over the city and expect a great lazer show soon......
DAMMIT! one of the buggers shot the ship!
Lt gojoe going down
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 23, 2009, 04:34:15 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 23, 2009, 04:34:15 pm
Rose division, we were ambushed again, it's like a crappy D&D game, I should just start expecting these!! Anyhow, I'm the last one...again...oh wait they reraised...I'm still the only decent dark knight here. Our Rose division is finally fully revived and we used the surrounding civillians ... ... ...
Er...
Help...very bloody...and delicious help...
Fully healed.
Out.
Er...
Help...very bloody...and delicious help...
Fully healed.
Out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 11:47:27 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 11:47:27 pm
I told you not to waste the reraise!!!
out.
out.
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Post by: Algus on January 23, 2009, 11:53:21 pm
Post by: Algus on January 23, 2009, 11:53:21 pm
Ughhh... take godness.... I'm still alive. now position behind the slums.
I need a doctor....
Out.
I need a doctor....
Out.
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Post by: gojoe on January 23, 2009, 11:53:59 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 23, 2009, 11:53:59 pm
Lt gojoe here
i seemed to have found some rather interesting "drawings"
BOOBIES!....... !!!!!!!!!!... OH NO! NOT NOW!!!!!
EVERYONE LOOK OUT NOW!!!!!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUGHGHGWAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/512_af7834af1230669090812.jpg)
i seemed to have found some rather interesting "drawings"
BOOBIES!....... !!!!!!!!!!... OH NO! NOT NOW!!!!!
EVERYONE LOOK OUT NOW!!!!!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUGHGHGWAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/512_af7834af1230669090812.jpg)
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 11:58:21 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 23, 2009, 11:58:21 pm
Wow gojoe murdered them.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 12:00:18 am
Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 12:00:18 am
I think we won. xD
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 12:01:13 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 12:01:13 am
We still don't have the text editor so now we have to wage war on ice.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 12:02:02 am
Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 12:02:02 am
Quote from: "darthpaul"We still don't have the text editor so now we have to wage war on ice.... I dont think thats ice.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 12:03:15 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 12:03:15 am
...........I know I'm trying to stay in denial.........
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Post by: gojoe on January 24, 2009, 12:08:28 am
Post by: gojoe on January 24, 2009, 12:08:28 am
just watch your step
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Post by: Kokojo on January 24, 2009, 01:06:39 am
Post by: Kokojo on January 24, 2009, 01:06:39 am
General Kokojo Speaking.
Great job, Meloniapolis is down.
Now for the bad news....
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7816/sanstitre2ep7.gif)
*Presses the ''evacuate before being shot'' button, and fly away, laughing like a french pasty toast.*
Great job, Meloniapolis is down.
Now for the bad news....
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7816/sanstitre2ep7.gif)
*Presses the ''evacuate before being shot'' button, and fly away, laughing like a french pasty toast.*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 09:13:35 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 09:13:35 am
Which one Melon which one is the real Meloniapolis.
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Post by: Algus on January 24, 2009, 09:49:44 am
Post by: Algus on January 24, 2009, 09:49:44 am
I agree with you. but the Melon is to many.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 09:59:26 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 09:59:26 am
??????WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:02:12 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:02:12 am
*throws a chaos blade at Koko and kills him*
Jerk...
NO ONE REVIVE HIM!!
Now let's keep moving~TO THE TEXT EDITOR!
Jerk...
NO ONE REVIVE HIM!!
Now let's keep moving~TO THE TEXT EDITOR!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:04:19 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:04:19 am
General Koko you bag of douche.........you double crossed us.......but now your are dead........someone play some bagpipe while we cremate him.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:05:40 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:05:40 am
Why? I'd rather just eat his bloody corpse...
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Post by: Algus on January 24, 2009, 10:06:02 am
Post by: Algus on January 24, 2009, 10:06:02 am
Nothing, I guess...
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:07:09 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:07:09 am
So I get to eat him?
Out
Out
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:09:21 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:09:21 am
Go for it.
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Post by: Archael on January 24, 2009, 10:15:26 am
Post by: Archael on January 24, 2009, 10:15:26 am
Quote from: "darthpaul"We still don't have the text editor so now we have to wage war on ice.
yeah we definitely won with that gojoe maneuver
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:17:17 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 10:17:17 am
If you say so. <_< >_> It looks like your the new General as MagiTek is eating Kokojo.
*Salutes*
Awaiting orders sir.
Out.
*Salutes*
Awaiting orders sir.
Out.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:21:49 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:21:49 am
Agreed, consider him eaten! I feel full...
I'm going to gain weight eating him and all the civillians!
I'm going to gain weight eating him and all the civillians!
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Post by: gojoe on January 24, 2009, 10:36:38 am
Post by: gojoe on January 24, 2009, 10:36:38 am
Lt gojoe here
anyone in the area not killed by my "maneuver" needs to leave now
"it" will soon grow into an army of gojoe's but they're different
they look and act just like me untill they get close enough to a target then they use their shoop explosion
everyone is at risk
Lt gojoe out
anyone in the area not killed by my "maneuver" needs to leave now
"it" will soon grow into an army of gojoe's but they're different
they look and act just like me untill they get close enough to a target then they use their shoop explosion
everyone is at risk
Lt gojoe out
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Post by: Algus on January 24, 2009, 10:41:36 am
Post by: Algus on January 24, 2009, 10:41:36 am
Quote from: "MagiTek"all the civillians!
You can't eat them all.
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Post by: Archael on January 24, 2009, 10:43:44 am
Post by: Archael on January 24, 2009, 10:43:44 am
Quote from: "gojoe"Lt gojoe here
anyone in the area not killed by my "maneuver" needs to leave now
"it" will soon grow into an army of gojoe's but they're different
they look and act just like me untill they get close enough to a target then they use their shoop explosion
everyone is at risk
Lt gojoe out
that Maneuver was a new kind of shoop attack
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:47:12 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 24, 2009, 10:47:12 am
Quote from: "Algus"Too late for that!!!Quote from: "MagiTek"all the civillians!
You can't eat them all.
I'll be falling back soon, out.
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Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:01:04 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 24, 2009, 02:01:04 pm
Cpt Zalge here.
MagiTek, nice picture, but I think that your squad would be much more useful following my lead and invading one of the melon cells like I did.
Also, how did we not see all those other meloniapolises before...?
Cpt Zalge, out
MagiTek, nice picture, but I think that your squad would be much more useful following my lead and invading one of the melon cells like I did.
Also, how did we not see all those other meloniapolises before...?
Cpt Zalge, out
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Post by: Redux on January 24, 2009, 02:26:50 pm
Post by: Redux on January 24, 2009, 02:26:50 pm
Well i know the answer to our melon problem. *Redux and his assasin unit cast Non-charge all ultima* Well nearly every single meloniapolis is fucked I only missed a few of them. The army of gojoes can handle them. Now back to the base for schnapps and some quesadillas. Mmm quesadillas. Redux out.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 02:34:31 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 24, 2009, 02:34:31 pm
Lt. DP reporting from the Darth Star (lolz) I shal ready and epic shoop from orbit to destroy the cells.
All I need is a well placed officer to give me coordinates.
Out.
All I need is a well placed officer to give me coordinates.
Out.
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Post by: Kokojo on January 24, 2009, 11:39:00 pm
Post by: Kokojo on January 24, 2009, 11:39:00 pm
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1903/59662685qg0.gif)
Guys, you just don't realise...
Guys, you just don't realise...
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Post by: Algus on January 25, 2009, 02:33:24 am
Post by: Algus on January 25, 2009, 02:33:24 am
Oh... they hide in there, why I never realise that.
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Post by: Archael on January 25, 2009, 03:11:20 am
Post by: Archael on January 25, 2009, 03:11:20 am
too much this is too much
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 07:25:46 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 07:25:46 am
I was wondering why the planet looked like a melon.....now I know it wasn't just me.
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Post by: Algus on January 25, 2009, 08:21:55 am
Post by: Algus on January 25, 2009, 08:21:55 am
if wasn't just you, so who?
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 10:19:54 am
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 10:19:54 am
Atomic bombs anyone?
EDIT: No wonder the sewer water tasted like melon juice =P
EDIT: No wonder the sewer water tasted like melon juice =P
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 11:51:47 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 11:51:47 am
No wonder I had a deep starvation to eat and delect every bit of this planet...oh wait second I want to do that with every planet!
(no fat jokes out of the peanut gallery!)
(no fat jokes out of the peanut gallery!)
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 12:54:55 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 12:54:55 pm
Damn and I just joined the peanut gallery.
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:00:52 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:00:52 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Damn and I just joined the peanut gallery.Thank god. I forgot to turn in my admission form.
Don't worry though, my fat mistress, I would never make fun of your weight.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 01:21:47 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 01:21:47 pm
Die zalge...
Hey gojoe I need something...eliminated...
Hey gojoe I need something...eliminated...
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:27:40 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:27:40 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"Die zalge...o.o You always ask me to die =P I thought you wuved me xD
Hey gojoe I need something...eliminated...
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 01:28:44 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 01:28:44 pm
No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:29:37 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:29:37 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.o.o wtf. You must like cum.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 01:31:08 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 01:31:08 pm
No....
Okay maybe...
Just go jump off a cliff >.>
Okay maybe...
Just go jump off a cliff >.>
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Post by: gojoe on January 25, 2009, 01:32:42 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 25, 2009, 01:32:42 pm
it's okay all i need is a good pic and a scope on my penis
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:32:45 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 01:32:45 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"No....
Okay maybe...
Just go jump off a cliff >.>
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Post by: Archael on January 25, 2009, 03:24:09 pm
Post by: Archael on January 25, 2009, 03:24:09 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
ok don't talk about sex on FFH
my gf is away im gonna visit her in 3 days and we're both horny as hell
plz no more I can't take it
noooooo
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 03:27:10 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 03:27:10 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort7"Whats that? You want to cum, Voldemort?Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
ok don't talk about sex on FFH
my gf is away im gonna visit her in 3 days and we're both horny as hell
plz no more I can't take it
noooooo
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Post by: Ant on January 25, 2009, 07:58:36 pm
Post by: Ant on January 25, 2009, 07:58:36 pm
...This is odd, considering that there's an e-penis directly under your every post.
Edit: Wtf, my avatar is like, looking at it.
Edit 2: And it's displeased...
Edit: Wtf, my avatar is like, looking at it.
Edit 2: And it's displeased...
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 08:40:26 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 08:40:26 pm
lol the e.penis
--------. .-------------------
B====)==========D
lolololol
--------. .-------------------
B====)==========D
lolololol
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Post by: Archael on January 25, 2009, 08:44:45 pm
Post by: Archael on January 25, 2009, 08:44:45 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"Quote from: "Voldemort7"Whats that? You want to cum, Voldemort?Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
ok don't talk about sex on FFH
my gf is away im gonna visit her in 3 days and we're both horny as hell
plz no more I can't take it
noooooo
dude.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 08:45:32 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 08:45:32 pm
dude.....lol I am so high right now....
lulz in a ph33r but
lulz in a ph33r but
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Post by: Zozma on January 25, 2009, 09:30:52 pm
Post by: Zozma on January 25, 2009, 09:30:52 pm
...
I hate watermelon....
I hate watermelon....
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 09:41:02 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 25, 2009, 09:41:02 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"Stop being so horny with warm, inviting thoughts of your girlfriend!!Quote from: "Zalge"Quote from: "Voldemort7"Whats that? You want to cum, Voldemort?Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
ok don't talk about sex on FFH
my gf is away im gonna visit her in 3 days and we're both horny as hell
plz no more I can't take it
noooooo
sex.
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Post by: Algus on January 25, 2009, 09:42:56 pm
Post by: Algus on January 25, 2009, 09:42:56 pm
I agree with you.
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 09:46:08 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 09:46:08 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...Quote from: "Voldemort"Stop being so horny with warm, inviting thoughts of your girlfriend!!Quote from: "Zalge"Quote from: "Voldemort7"Whats that? You want to cum, Voldemort?Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
ok don't talk about sex on FFH
my gf is away im gonna visit her in 3 days and we're both horny as hell
plz no more I can't take it
noooooo
sex.
I am so glad I found your article! Great information!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 09:47:40 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 25, 2009, 09:47:40 pm
This is a good view.
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Post by: gojoe on January 25, 2009, 11:00:38 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 25, 2009, 11:00:38 pm
......... i quit
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Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 11:03:58 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 25, 2009, 11:03:58 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"......... i quitYeah, taht may be a good idea. We have gotten bored waiting for the text editor, and we are too lazy to destroy any more cells.
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Post by: Algus on January 26, 2009, 08:17:48 am
Post by: Algus on January 26, 2009, 08:17:48 am
I agree with you.
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Post by: Archael on January 26, 2009, 08:29:22 am
Post by: Archael on January 26, 2009, 08:29:22 am
Quote from: "MagiTek"Quote from: "Voldemort"Stop being so horny with warm, inviting thoughts of your girlfriend!!Quote from: "Zalge"Quote from: "Voldemort7"Whats that? You want to cum, Voldemort?Quote from: "MagiTek"No not die...I was hoping he had to cum again.
ok don't talk about sex on FFH
my gf is away im gonna visit her in 3 days and we're both horny as hell
plz no more I can't take it
noooooo
sex.
omg u gaiz shut up ok
not funny
*twitches*
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 09:08:52 am
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 09:08:52 am
<censored>
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:03:02 am
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:03:02 am
Why do I feel like hitting Zalge in moments like this?
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 11:11:55 am
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 11:11:55 am
Quote from: "darthpaul"Why do I feel like hitting Zalge in moments like this?oooo! Is it because I have candy for blood and you dont?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 12:55:13 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 12:55:13 pm
No I think it is the way you are wording your submissions.
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Post by: philsov on January 26, 2009, 01:46:06 pm
Post by: philsov on January 26, 2009, 01:46:06 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"Magi refuses to do fuck me =P
Can't blame it.
(Double kill)
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 01:47:41 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 01:47:41 pm
^Lol.
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Post by: gojoe on January 26, 2009, 03:48:02 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 26, 2009, 03:48:02 pm
poor arch i have sex with my gf all the time, in fact my keyboard is on her back as i type
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 03:56:05 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 03:56:05 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"poor arch i have sex with my gf all the time, in fact my keyboard is on her back as i typesounds yummy.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 04:27:46 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 04:27:46 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"poor arch i have sex with my gf all the time, in fact my keyboard is on her back as i type
This explains all of your posts future and past.
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Post by: gojoe on January 26, 2009, 09:33:09 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 26, 2009, 09:33:09 pm
......... that explains why facebook banned me, that or i posted a pic of my penis with a scope attached
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 26, 2009, 10:13:56 pm
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 26, 2009, 10:13:56 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"arch, you arent the only one. Magi refuses to do fuck me =P just because she has a sex hound... I mean boyfriend... who I firmly believe just wants to fuck her and leave =P but thats just my opinionI'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!! THIS TIME I'M ACTUALLY PISSED! IT'S OKAY TO SAY THAT PRIVATELY BY WHAT THE FUCK POSESSED YOU TO SAY THAT ALOUD!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:22:53 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:22:53 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Why do I feel like hitting Zalge in moments like this?
Now I know why said ^this.
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:31:23 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:31:23 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"Well, I didn't think it would mean that much. If you want I shall delete it. I just didn't think that you would care.Quote from: "Zalge"<censored>I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!! THIS TIME I'M ACTUALLY PISSED! IT'S OKAY TO SAY THAT PRIVATELY BY WHAT THE FUCK POSESSED YOU TO SAY THAT ALOUD!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
Other then that, I don't precisely know. I think I may have been high.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:32:19 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:32:19 pm
Nah your just retarded like the rest of us.
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:33:55 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:33:55 pm
^ Damn, you're right. I'm sorry, Magi, their stupidity was rubbing off on me... and I think I may got a contact high form when DP was high.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:40:29 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:40:29 pm
It is very possible. So can't you forgive him he is a teen who is caught up with the big boys and it went to his head.
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:44:28 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:44:28 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"It is very possible. So can't you forgive him he is a teen who is caught up with the big boys and it went to his head.Its at times like this that I feel like hitting you, DP.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:50:57 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:50:57 pm
*Handcuffs hands behind back and presents face*
Do it if it will make you feel better.
Do it if it will make you feel better.
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:52:35 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:52:35 pm
... dude, I really think she might find me and kill me. Or at least never talk to me again.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:54:45 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 10:54:45 pm
Possibly......if your not gonna punch me at least uncuff me.
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:59:32 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 10:59:32 pm
Nah, its funny to see you cuffed. But its not funny to think that she may never talk to me again...
So, I feel that you being cuffed and her not talking to me balances out... maybe not, but you being cuffed helps.
So, I feel that you being cuffed and her not talking to me balances out... maybe not, but you being cuffed helps.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:02:16 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:02:16 pm
Yes but how did my feet get cuffed?
*Flops down in corner.*
*Flops down in corner.*
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 11:05:42 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 11:05:42 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Yes but how did my feet get cuffed?Oh, that was my pet shadow.
*Flops down in corner.*
Hey, if she gets on, send her a message sayin' I'm sorry. I think I was just.... bein' stupid. and I know she probably isn't going to respond to my message I think.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:09:41 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:09:41 pm
I'll do that for ya........I have an itch!!!!!
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Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 11:10:18 pm
Post by: Zalge on January 26, 2009, 11:10:18 pm
I hope you don't expect me to do anything about it.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:13:59 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on January 26, 2009, 11:13:59 pm
*Scratches nose on wall*
Jerk.......
Jerk.......
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Post by: SentinalBlade on January 27, 2009, 12:01:13 am
Post by: SentinalBlade on January 27, 2009, 12:01:13 am
Zalge, dont be stupid
there are certain things meant to be private, especially if they were said in a PM.
Think before you speak, and dont think with your penis.
there are certain things meant to be private, especially if they were said in a PM.
Think before you speak, and dont think with your penis.
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Post by: gojoe on January 27, 2009, 05:20:17 pm
Post by: gojoe on January 27, 2009, 05:20:17 pm
wow, was high school really that long ago for me? i feel as old as vanya right now.......
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Post by: SentinalBlade on January 27, 2009, 05:53:46 pm
Post by: SentinalBlade on January 27, 2009, 05:53:46 pm
xD Vanya looks good for his age 
although, he doesnt look good enough for his fiance...rofl
kidding Vanya, you big ^-^ - Happy Stud xD
although, he doesnt look good enough for his fiance...rofl
kidding Vanya, you big ^-^ - Happy Stud xD
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 28, 2009, 10:52:46 am
Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 28, 2009, 10:52:46 am
I just checked back in..and since school computers say your quote has a bad word...I'll quote it doing this...
"SentinalBlade:
Zalge, dont be stupid
there are certain things meant to be private, especially if they were said in a PM.
Think before you speak, and dont think with your penis."
I don't think he messed up that bad...he just messed up a 'lil. I'm not going to start ignoring him or anything.
"SentinalBlade:
Zalge, dont be stupid
there are certain things meant to be private, especially if they were said in a PM.
Think before you speak, and dont think with your penis."
I don't think he messed up that bad...he just messed up a 'lil. I'm not going to start ignoring him or anything.
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on July 13, 2009, 09:04:06 pm
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on July 13, 2009, 09:04:06 pm
Quote from: "Kokojo"Dear troopers, here is general Kokojo speaking.
As you all know, the revolution for the Text editor is going pretty well on our side, but casualty are what to expect when we enter Meloniapolis. Some hacked Squires with 80 000hp and teleport2 have been spotted. We are trying to unleash 1.3 DD experiment againts them, we shall see what happens.
As soon as the 2nd flank of Meloniapolis falls, the city can be ours, as Voldemort will charge out with his Meteorains. I personally will alter the Attack.out of Meloniapolis to bring foward victory.
I demand a report from all troppers right now!
The victory is near, Meloniapolis shall fall !
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Post by: DarthPaul on July 13, 2009, 09:17:56 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on July 13, 2009, 09:17:56 pm
Wow this is an old topic.
Will someone takes these cuffs off me!
Will someone takes these cuffs off me!
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Kokojo on September 29, 2010, 12:52:16 pm
Post by: Kokojo on September 29, 2010, 12:52:16 pm
;3
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Dome on September 29, 2010, 01:06:30 pm
Post by: Dome on September 29, 2010, 01:06:30 pm
What's this steaming pile of shit?
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: GeneralStrife on September 29, 2010, 09:27:22 pm
Post by: GeneralStrife on September 29, 2010, 09:27:22 pm
fucking necros, how do they work
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on February 02, 2012, 12:42:42 pm
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on February 02, 2012, 12:42:42 pm
Necrobump. This shit needs it.
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Dome on February 02, 2012, 12:45:16 pm
Post by: Dome on February 02, 2012, 12:45:16 pm
Quote from: Dome on September 29, 2010, 01:06:30 pm
What's this steaming pile of shit?
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Algus on February 02, 2012, 06:22:35 pm
Post by: Algus on February 02, 2012, 06:22:35 pm
Yay, now the war has continue again
do you guys realize how long this war has begun ? --"
January 19, 2009, 06:32:17 PM - till now lol :shock:
do you guys realize how long this war has begun ? --"
January 19, 2009, 06:32:17 PM - till now lol :shock:
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on February 02, 2012, 07:40:44 pm
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on February 02, 2012, 07:40:44 pm
Equips dual wielding rocket launchers and a twist headband and a no armor! Has bracers accessories! :D
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Algus on February 02, 2012, 11:02:41 pm
Post by: Algus on February 02, 2012, 11:02:41 pm
pvt. Algus here, reporting from headquarters tower, Meloniapolis has just starting a new movement,
all units prepare for to fight!
it's not a training or simulation!
I repeat, it's not a training or training!
all units prepare for to fight!
it's not a training or simulation!
I repeat, it's not a training or training!
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Kagebunji on February 03, 2012, 05:42:13 am
Post by: Kagebunji on February 03, 2012, 05:42:13 am
Quote from: Algus on February 02, 2012, 11:02:41 pm
it's not a training or training!
...Seriously? >.>
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Eternal on February 03, 2012, 05:43:22 am
Post by: Eternal on February 03, 2012, 05:43:22 am
This is the way!
Title: Re: Meloniapolis shall fall!
Post by: Algus on February 03, 2012, 08:10:39 am
Post by: Algus on February 03, 2012, 08:10:39 am
Quote from: Kagebunji on February 03, 2012, 05:42:13 am
...Seriously? >.>
Lol :D mistype
that should be simulation >_<