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Title: I hereby label darthpaul...
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 17, 2009, 06:03:11 pm
I hereby label darthpaul a bag of dicks.

His attempt to "lol bigger e-penis" look down on me has failed and... to put it simply he's a nosy bastard and I believe that he doesn't very well deserve to try to destroy the dreams of a croc wrestler.

He's probably either a troll or a janitor. Bitch obviously doesn't have croc wrestlin' skills, or at least he doesn't aspire to them, because he fears that if he does, He'll fall in the water and become a wet guy or something =P.

Let me compare this to climbing a mountain.
darthpaul believes that staying at the bottom is the best way to wrestle a croc, and to see it tamed. I on the other hand believe that if you don't climb the mountain, you'll never tame the Christmas Croc at the summit. As I begin to climb, he advises that if I make one wrong move, I'll fall in the water, and that there is no chance that I'll NOT make a wrong move. He basically is assuring me that I'll fail. Claiming that he is lol bigger e-penis. But what does he know of croc wrestling, if he does not put his hand on the face of the lumbering rock (to reach the summit and, effectively, wrestle the Christmas Croc)?

In essence, he is telling me, "You gunna fail no matter what." Sadly, I believe that is a load, as he has never tried from what he's told me. How would he know? He doesn't. Maybe his 'realist' outlook forces him to give up when he maybe wants to try something new. Or maybe he's just a bag of dicks who can't wrestle crocs.

To wrap this up, darthpaul is now a heretic to the FFH society, so declares me. All who would second this, please say lolwut?

And here is my song about Christmas Croc:

"Along the Serengeti, I'm a-huntin' for some prey,
Here comes gazelle, I hope he wants to play
A game of CHOMP, SNAP, BREAK
I'M A CROCODIIIIILLLEEE!
A FUCKIN' COROCODIIIIIILLLLEEE!
Merry Christmas to you!"
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 17, 2009, 06:05:14 pm
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on January 17, 2009, 06:05:23 pm
Psh..

Easter Croc never gets any love.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 06:06:55 pm
Lol :D that made my day BP.
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Post by: Kokojo on January 17, 2009, 06:11:49 pm
Darthpaul is 100x better than u. Zors.
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Post by: Zalge on January 17, 2009, 06:12:00 pm
I hate you guys sooooo much. D=
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 06:14:40 pm
We hate you too Zalge :D
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Post by: Zalge on January 17, 2009, 06:17:53 pm
What the hell did I do to you, darthpaul? =P
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 06:21:18 pm
....I dunno I was just making a joke for the fun of it . =P
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Post by: Koizumi on January 17, 2009, 10:01:16 pm
I think everybody here is awesome, and we should all group hug.

and FUCK P-CHAN!
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Post by: CidIII on January 17, 2009, 11:59:51 pm
All I have to add to this topic is:

WWCS

"What Would Curu Say"
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Post by: Dormin Jake on January 18, 2009, 03:06:29 am
Dormin Jake shimmies before the masses.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 08:17:46 am
Quote from: "CidIII"All I have to add to this topic is:

WWCS

"What Would Curu Say"

Curu would probably say "here is an awesome new avatar or sprite."

And then post one, though I don't have one to post.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 02:57:29 pm
You fail BP, no one cares about your croc wrestling or your compensation for a real penis with an e-penis, get over it.
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Post by: Koizumi on January 18, 2009, 03:41:39 pm
I have one thing to say now that I've actually read that entire message:
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 04:09:54 pm
Higurashi Lucky Star nice. ;)
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 07:53:52 pm
Lucky star has good pr0n!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 08:10:40 pm
O.o o rly? This coming from you is quite disturbing.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:24:40 pm
I was kidding, I wouldn't know!! It is a good anime though.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:25:55 pm
I shall forever look at you "differently" as I now have the seeds of doubt sown in my mind.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 18, 2009, 10:33:43 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"You fail BP, no one cares about your croc wrestling or your compensation for a real penis with an e-penis, get over it.

I don't think we've properly met. I'm Bastard Poetry. I remember you from that topic in Intros where you claimed you were BIH. (Fuckin' weird, that).

I see you're new here. I'm glad you're making friends quickly and I hope you enjoy your stay at FFH.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:35:07 pm
Thank you, but what I said stands, I don't believe we have met either, and since no one has formerly introduced themselves to the newcomer except for you, Hello BastardPoetry I'm Emma.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:36:37 pm
Lol and if you haven't guessed yet BP and BIH are married now. Lolz.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:38:17 pm
Yes, yes I am. I am illegally married to BIH because I love (him?) just that much!!!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:39:33 pm
BIH = Brazen Irish Hussy.........EPIC LAWLS.
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Post by: brazen_irish_hussy on January 18, 2009, 10:41:04 pm
I am married to BP!?!  So that is the guy I just made a sandwich for.  I feel much better knowing that, this board is great!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:41:59 pm
I'm a girl.  :shock:
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:42:19 pm
??? LAWLS.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:43:12 pm
Lawls it up DP!!! I shall pierce your rock hard abs!!!
*pulls out Jesus Juice*
DIIIIIIE!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:44:18 pm
Not again!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:45:09 pm
*stabs him with the Jesus Juice needle!*
Oh wait...this is a steroids needle...c**p...no wonder it had Berry Bonds label on it!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:46:35 pm
*Starts foaming at the mouth and writhing on the floor.* First I'm a bag of dicks and now another attempt on my nearly unlimited life!?!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:48:20 pm
Wow DP, finally! *stabs him with Excalibur but it breaks*
Oh !COME ON!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:50:04 pm
*Dies violent bloody foaming death.*
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:54:40 pm
You have used the "Point and Laugh" expression!
Wait a second...you owe me 10 bucks!! D**NIT!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:57:00 pm
*Dead hand holds out 10 dollar bill*
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 10:58:17 pm
SWEET! *grabs it and stabs your face*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 10:59:03 pm
*Smirks*
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 18, 2009, 11:05:17 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"Thank you, but what I said stands, I don't believe we have met either, and since no one has formerly introduced themselves to the newcomer except for you, Hello BastardPoetry I'm Emma.

Well, the reason people haven't been so quick to introduce themselves formerly to you is because you've made it your goal lately to insult and threaten just about everyone that comes into contact with you. That's not a problem, so much, because a little bit of violence is just dandy.

The problem is that you're so ADHD that the only person who can stand you is darthpaul, and he is, as I have mentioned, a bag of dicks.

Anyways, you seem to have missed the whole point of this thread. Here's a wrap-up of what led to it and what you've done to contribute to it:

Zalge insults my friend Chaumel.
I pick on Zalge for being an immature fucktard.
Darthpaul calls me a douche for picking on Zalge.
I call darthpaul a bag of dicks, because he is a bag of dicks AND he called me a douche.
You insult Zalge, philsov, me, BIH and darthpaul (I'm sure there are others, since you have this warped idea of what it means to "contribute" to the FFH community; I just haven't browsed enough yet).

What I'm trying to say is: Calm the fuck down. We're each keeping our insults to one person at a time, like civil adults.

@BIH
Thanks for the sammich!
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 11:10:17 pm
You insult Zalge, philsov, me, BIH and darthpaul (I'm sure there are others, since you have this warped idea of what it means to "contribute" to the FFH community; I just haven't browsed enough yet).
Zalge: That was a joke, I'm sorry if he took it offensively.
BIH: I never even joked about her, with her, or insulted her iin any way shape or form. You took my words the wrong way.
Yes, I have ADHD, if I could fix it a would, but I'm having fun in the first time in a long time, so I reserve my right to do so. Also, when you call me out things like this will happen, I will indeed actually sustain my hyperactivity.
Furthermore, never liked Phil from the 'ginning so I suppose that's fine, as for you, you call people out and not expect a little flaw in your plan or problem to be pointed out?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 11:10:25 pm
Thanks for the breakdown BP and I called you a douche I don't recall being that forward. I said you are acting the douche roll at the time this thread is funny though.

Also I not only stand her but I find the humor charming.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 11:14:41 pm
Well thank you DP! :D :D
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 11:15:57 pm
Your welcome.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 18, 2009, 11:19:13 pm
Quote from: "MagiTek"as for you, you call people out and not expect a little flaw in your plan or problem to be pointed out?

And what flaw or problem is that?

That I made fun of darthpaul?

How long do you suppose darthpaul and I have been on the FFH boards? I don't post as often, but we're both old school here. We have the advantage of knowing enough about each other to know when and where and how to joke around.

You're new here. Like I said the first time, I'm glad you're making friends and having fun. But don't insult me like that and expect me to be cool with it because I "had it coming." I don't fucking know you, and you don't know me.

If anyone should be pissed about this topic, it's darthpaul himself, and he got a laugh out of it.

That's why I'm telling you to calm down. I was fine with your insult about my penis and such, even joked back a bit, until you insisted that "the comment still stands." I took that to mean you actually have a problem with me. If that's the case, talk to me like an adult or GTFO.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 11:23:37 pm
Sadly I agree with BP as far as the joking goes we aren't the closest of "forum friends" but we have read enough of each others posts to know where the line is.

On that note though cut her some slack I think she has a general idea where the line is but hasn't been around long enough to distinguish it yet.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 18, 2009, 11:24:08 pm
It wasn't the case, meaning that the statement was not wavering. That's how I said it anyways, it's all in the eye of the beholder. Aside from that I have no problem with you however I've noticed people have problems believe me when I say that, especially since when I see mean things I'm mean! :D Also, telling someone to GTFO (assuming you mean to abbreviate it only) is not exactly talking like an adult yourself...
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 11:27:43 pm
Um if making fun of me will stop this argument please go back to doing it this is the spam section after all.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 18, 2009, 11:43:18 pm
Fair enough.

I don't mean to fight. I've had a rough week and a rougher day, just got home from work, and I lost control a bit. I normally don't let people online get to me like this, and FFH is the LAST place I'd want to see become a place of drama and middle school BS.

This community had always been very supportive, respectful and intellectual. Because of its recent popularity, a lot of things have changed, and I have a hard time coping with it. This was the one forum that never had shit like this happen.

Anyways, darthpaul's right; this is the Spam board. Nothing here was meant to be taken seriously, and the mistake I made was in assuming you actually meant what you were saying to me, which baffled me because this topic was so obviously meant to be a joke.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 11:49:53 pm
On a serious note though venting like that is healthy BP. I can't do that so I sometimes explode at my loved one so props to you. (When I say can't I mean can't. I can not vent so I tend to smile in the face of people who hate me.) Yes though this is a place of fucking around with each other :D.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 18, 2009, 11:54:57 pm
Plus, we may not be "forum friends," mainly because I spend most of my time lurking, and only rarely ever post, but I'm entertained by you enough that I'm putting you in the credits for Part II of the CoK as a "Key Grip."

I was going to surprise you with it, but there you have it.

"Bag of Dicks" was already taken.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 18, 2009, 11:57:25 pm
Thanks man. I would be a lurker too but I am to vocal for it. Also "Key Grip"? I think I know what you mean but not completely sure.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 18, 2009, 11:59:45 pm
Yeah, I'm not sure either. It's towards the end of the credits, when I start randomly assigning credits to random people. I have you and Jacob as Key Grips.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 12:01:25 am
I had a feeling it didn't mean much ;) It means a lot though I loved CoK 1 especially Junk.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 19, 2009, 12:06:21 am
*high five*

Happy Ending
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 12:11:39 am
*high five*

Indeed.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 12:34:37 am
Very happy ending!
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Post by: LastingDawn on January 19, 2009, 02:15:35 am
Wait... was this a joke thread or did Drama dare to rear it's ugly head in our sacred halls of FFH? I am going to assume, that all members in said "argument" were merely jesting with one another, Especially since it's the spam section.
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Post by: Dormin Jake on January 19, 2009, 02:30:07 am
Quote from: "LastingDawn"Wait... was this a joke thread or did Drama dare to rear it's ugly head in our sacred halls of FFH? I am going to assume, that all members in said "argument" were merely jesting with one another, Especially since it's the spam section.
It was all a joke on YOU!  

I wrote all of the above, because I am an elite hacker, and hacking is what this board is for!

Yes it is true!!!  I was bored!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Archael on January 19, 2009, 02:55:13 am
Key Grips?

I'll grip anything you want me to ok.
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Post by: CidIII on January 19, 2009, 05:28:56 am
Quote from: "bastardpoetry"Fair enough.

I don't mean to fight. I've had a rough week and a rougher day, just got home from work, and I lost control a bit. I normally don't let people online get to me like this, and FFH is the LAST place I'd want to see become a place of drama and middle school BS.

I find that a nice healthy session of wife beating takes care of any of my frustrations. I recommend this practice for you, I find myself a lot more calm and collective during internet fights after a nice good wife beating.

If you don't have a wife, a girlfriend or small animal might suffice.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 09:30:12 am
Cid even for a joke that was slightly wrong.....but taken in context it was slightly funny.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 19, 2009, 04:19:35 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"
Quote from: "bastardpoetry"Fair enough.

I don't mean to fight. I've had a rough week and a rougher day, just got home from work, and I lost control a bit. I normally don't let people online get to me like this, and FFH is the LAST place I'd want to see become a place of drama and middle school BS.

I find that a nice healthy session of wife beating takes care of any of my frustrations. I recommend this practice for you, I find myself a lot more calm and collective during internet fights after a nice good wife beating.

If you don't have a wife, a girlfriend or small animal might suffice.
Being a girl I find that highly offensive...
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Post by: Ant on January 19, 2009, 06:11:17 pm
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa30/MrRoboto308/testframe.png)
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Post by: Koizumi on January 19, 2009, 06:32:04 pm
Wow, this thread became something else......... and fast....
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 19, 2009, 06:33:13 pm
Yup.
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Post by: Cheetah on January 20, 2009, 01:32:23 pm
Hold up. Did Brazen Hussy just post!? If that is the case then I believe as a responsible human being I feel compelled to share this conversation with you. Your marriage is being threatened by an outsider.

Tiger:Cheetah you are helping Bastard with sprites right?
Voldemort[Away]:with events too
Tiger:Thanks cheetah.
Tiger:I wonder what will happen
Cheetah_COK:I'm actually doing way more than that now adays, but your welcome, I'm glad to be part of the COK team
Chaumella:Chaumella and BP live happily ever after Tiger
Chaumella:that's what happens
Tiger:Chaumella? Are you kidding me?
Tiger:Are you his girlfriend?
Voldemort[Away]:olol
Voldemort[Away]:eah
Tiger:or sister?
Cheetah_COK:I don't actually know that much, but I'm not one for spoilers, look forward to Part II in the near future though
Voldemort[Away]:wife
Chaumella:I'm going to kill hussy and replace her
Tiger:At first i thought it was a joke but you said it so many times that im starting to believe that you think that
Tiger:;_:
Tiger:Scary Chaumel is Scary.
Chaumella:^^
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 20, 2009, 02:00:42 pm
And that didn't make it into the perls!!!
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Post by: Cheetah on January 20, 2009, 02:35:58 pm
I was about to post it there, but then I noticed Hussy here so I thought it fit better.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 20, 2009, 09:07:37 pm
That particular exchange is tame compared to how Chaumella usually talks to me when I'm in the chat room with her.

She's tenacious!
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Post by: Xifanie on August 31, 2009, 09:13:38 pm
BUMP