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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Zalge on January 16, 2009, 05:10:46 pm

Title: I hereby....
Post by: Zalge on January 16, 2009, 05:10:46 pm
I hereby label Chaumel a Heretic of society.

His attempt to "disillusion" me of my dreams has failed and... to put it simply he's a nosy bastard and I believe that he doesn't very well deserve to try to destroy the dreams of a teenage boy.

He's probably either a troll or a janitor. Bitch obviously doesn't have dreams, or at least he doesn't aspire to them, because he fears that if he does, He'll fall back down and become a hobo or something =P.

Let me compare this to climbing a mountain.
Chaumel believes that staying at the bottom is the best way to be happy, to see the sunset. I on the other hand believe that if you don't climb the mountain, you'll never see the sunset on the other side. As I begin to climb, he advises that if I make one wrong move, I'll fall, and that there is no chance that I'll NOT make a wrong move. He basically is assuring me that I'll fail. Claiming that he is older and wiser. But what does he know of climbing mountains, if he does not put his hand on the face of the lumbering rock.

In essence, he is telling me, "You gunna fail no matter what." Sadly, I believe that is a load, as he has never tried from what he's told me. How would he know? He doesn't. Maybe his 'realist' outlook forces him to give up when he maybe wants to try something new.

To wrap this up, Chaumel is now a heretic to the FFH society, so declares me. All who would second this, please say I, Me, You, Suck, Is, A, Troll, The, High, Hello, Doctor, Janitor, Dr. Phil, Selena Gomez, Hotness, I am Sofa King We Todd Ed, or Farce.
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Post by: Kokojo on January 16, 2009, 05:17:19 pm
You forgot Zors. Get away, fool.

And Ramza was a heretic, and he won, so GTFOBICTH
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Post by: Zalge on January 16, 2009, 05:19:57 pm
Quote from: "Kokojo"You forgot Zors. Get away, fool.

And Ramza was a heretic, and he won, so GTFOBICTH
Yes, but Ramza was also a hero with a purpose.
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Post by: philsov on January 16, 2009, 05:22:45 pm
Quote from: "Kokojo"You forgot Zors. Get away, fool.

And Ramza was a heretic, and he won, so GTFOBICTH

Won, but he also died.

FFT is a tragedy.  No one wins.
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Post by: Zalge on January 16, 2009, 05:23:58 pm
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Kokojo"You forgot Zors. Get away, fool.

And Ramza was a heretic, and he won, so GTFOBICTH

Won, but he also died.

FFT is a tragedy.  No one wins.
... Ramza escaped dude, Olan/Orran sees him and Alma at the end of the game... Also, He and Alma are gunna show up in my patch
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Post by: philsov on January 16, 2009, 05:39:22 pm
but they didn't save TG Cid, or Olan, and the only way out of that mystic place was closed by Rofel.  

Of course, I'm just trolling at this point.  

Chaumel is awesome, and I excommunicate you for such heresy.  Toodles.
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Post by: Dokurider on January 16, 2009, 06:05:37 pm
Zalge casts Cast Heretic on Chaumel.

Cast Heretic failed.

Cast Heretic triggered Countermagic.

Cast Heretic was casted on Zalge.

Cast Heretic was successful. Zalge is now a heretic.
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Post by: Zalge on January 16, 2009, 06:19:10 pm
You know what, f*ck all y'all. If you perfer a dream crushing, dumbass over me, then fine.
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Post by: Dokurider on January 16, 2009, 06:20:08 pm
...and nothing of value was lost.
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Post by: Zalge on January 16, 2009, 06:28:42 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"...and nothing of value was lost.
...sometimes I wonder where the justice in this world is. Looks like I'm going to have to keep searching.

I'm surrounded by idiots... except maybe for Voldemort, Zozma, Zodiac, Vanya, and Darthpaul.
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Post by: Dokurider on January 16, 2009, 06:31:22 pm
Quote...sometimes I wonder where the justice in this world is.

99% of all fresh justice is locked up in the North and South Poles. You'll just have to settle for salty justice.
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Post by: Kokojo on January 16, 2009, 06:47:20 pm
HERE IS A GLASS OF JUSTICE !

Oh wait, you said you wanted a glass of just ice ? Aww.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 16, 2009, 07:57:04 pm
Voldemort's the Heretic.

Chaumel's the Blasphemer.

Bastard Poetry's the Misanthrope.

Brazen Irish is the Hussy.

And Kanbabrif is the Villian.

/CoK Antagonist job name SPOILERS!
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Post by: Dormin Jake on January 16, 2009, 09:31:33 pm
I'm the baby.
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Post by: philsov on January 16, 2009, 09:46:21 pm
Quote from: "Dormin Jake"I'm the baby.

*loves Dormin*
Title: Re: I hereby....
Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 16, 2009, 10:18:03 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"Let me compare this to climbing a mountain.

So, in other words, you want to climb Everest. Chaumel says you can't climb Everest. He sees the glass as half empty. You see the glass as half full.

Yet Everest is way the fuck over in the Himalayas, and you don't even have a driver's license to get to the airport.

I see the glass as not only half empty, but also mostly dirty.

(PS: Is this about love at all? Because if it is, there are women on the ground too. I've even seen some of them at the supermarket!)
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 16, 2009, 10:33:47 pm
I have to know the dream he was trying to crush before I pass judgment.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 16, 2009, 10:34:14 pm
He's probably either a troll or a janitor.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 16, 2009, 10:36:03 pm
si ylbaborp eh haey
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 16, 2009, 10:37:51 pm
lololol ,rotinaj a ro llort a lol
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 16, 2009, 10:40:40 pm
rofl dfsjkgh jhfd uyi f.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 16, 2009, 10:45:56 pm
yeah that is funny DP
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 16, 2009, 10:47:13 pm
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa ... c=47614921 (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=197339&topic=47614921)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa ... c=47608712 (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=197339&topic=47608712)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa ... c=47607870 (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=197339&topic=47607870)

I also had one at the WotL board, but that topic was modded for being too much of a janitor topic.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 16, 2009, 10:48:40 pm
that's lame,those GF mods don't know anything!
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 16, 2009, 10:51:44 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"But what does he know of climbing mountains, if he does not put his hand on the face of the lumbering rock.

There are restraining orders to prevent that sort of thing.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 16, 2009, 10:52:49 pm
:lol:
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Post by: Koizumi on January 17, 2009, 01:06:53 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Bbnw8YyV4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Bbnw8YyV4)

Trust me, it's relavent.
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Post by: CidIII on January 17, 2009, 01:19:16 am
Wow, the most influential video I've seen on youtube.

Now I know what Archimedes felt like when he cried, "Eureka!"

Absolutely captivating...
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 17, 2009, 03:01:03 pm
relivence is relative
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 03:04:14 pm
Let me tell you something about relatives......the key word is rel which is Latin for uh... I forget, anyways relevant starts with rel to so there for your relatives are relevant.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:05:23 pm
Same as Deathpaul, was the crushing that of reralism, or of simply being a jackass? Tell us Zalge, but please know my judgement is biased against you! :D
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 04:13:26 pm
Why because he has been looking through your clothes when your not looking?
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:18:35 pm
Yes.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 04:26:24 pm
Huh well that explains away the sketches of your *cough* figure *cough* on his desk.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:28:17 pm
...Zalge must die :(
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 17, 2009, 04:33:08 pm
MagiTek's a nosy bastard and I believe that she doesn't very well deserve to try to destroy the dreams of a teenage boy.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:34:26 pm
Huh? How am I nosy? How am I destorying his dreams aside from killing him? What the hell?
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 17, 2009, 04:36:52 pm
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I like you, MagiTek.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 04:38:08 pm
I like her too. *hugs* God *gasp* she has a dagger!
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 17, 2009, 04:40:20 pm
Really?

*hugs MagiTek*

!!!!???? That's not a dagger! It's actually... A GUN!

Wait. No.

It's a gundagger.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 04:42:22 pm
That explains the bullet in my spleen. I'm just gonna limp back to my cubicle and bleed to death.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 17, 2009, 04:44:38 pm
Yeah, greeeat, thanks and while you're there, could you file these TPS reports?
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:47:57 pm
Actuaaaally...
I have much worse...
*stabs deathpaul in the stomach with a sword and BP in the gut with a beam javelin*
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 04:49:51 pm
Why me :)
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on January 17, 2009, 04:51:30 pm
If I had a nickel for every time someone online killed me, I'd have to wonder.. Who'd be interested in giving me nickels for that sort of thing?
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:52:48 pm
Lol, did you know that in real life there are no phoenix downs? I mean what the hell! What are the scientists even doing in those little labs of theres!?
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 04:53:09 pm
I have been killed by just about everyone here except MT as I have yet to bleed out.........yow don't twist the sword.
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Post by: MagiTek v1.0 on January 17, 2009, 04:59:27 pm
*pulls it out and uses Curaga on him* I don't wanna kill you you're cool
Well ... later I will!
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 05:00:30 pm
Why does everyone think I'm cool, I haven't really contributed much yet.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on January 17, 2009, 05:07:59 pm
after 2500 posts you haven't contributed much???

(I havn't contributed anything except for spam and general,though)
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Post by: Zenko on January 17, 2009, 05:30:45 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Why does everyone think I'm cool, I haven't really contributed much yet.

Only like 3-4 persons max darthpaul, I'm not one of them.
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Post by: DarthPaul on January 17, 2009, 05:31:36 pm
I know your not Zodiac and your animosity makes me feel oh so welcome.
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Post by: Koizumi on January 17, 2009, 10:05:16 pm
I think darthpaul's cool...
Then again, I have more than what has been posted on this forum to go on.