Title: God found in God Canyon
Post by: LastingDawn on December 08, 2008, 03:44:36 pm
Post by: LastingDawn on December 08, 2008, 03:44:36 pm
Apparently our generics in FFT are as dumb as their proposition returns would lead us to believe, other then sounding witty when they're casting a spell, they aren't really that smart. Here are a few excerpts from their Proposition report in the Normal FFT PSX version.
Yeah... it gets worse...
And then...
My personal favorite...
So our generics do not only fail at stringing sentences together, but also have very short term memories, I guess that's because they met God at God Canyon...
QuoteThe Lord was seen at God Canyon! We were excavating in God ravine, searching for ore. When we dug about 30 sectas, we found a Catacomb. Then a man with light beaming from his clothes appeared in front of us as we built a shrine and prayed before it. We stood speechless and the man disappeared into the distance. Was it God...?
Yeah... it gets worse...
QuoteWyberns Annihilated!
Authorities have said the 'Golden Gotsko' has taken over the bandits, 'The Wyberns'.
And then...
QuoteShip Casino, Black Jack
The Casino ship, Black Hack is at the port of Warjilis. It's equipped with all types of gambling items including slot machines and a Black Jack table.
My personal favorite...
QuoteCannibalistic Plant
We confirmed the existence of the man-eating plant, 'Rafurshva", the giant flower that grows in the north. Its diameter is 5 sectas. We found the carnivorous plant while collecting other plants. Sensing our presence, the giant Rafuresheva attacked us with its leaf. But, we managed to escape. This is truly a historical discovery and it will stimulate the academic world.
So our generics do not only fail at stringing sentences together, but also have very short term memories, I guess that's because they met God at God Canyon...
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Post by: Jacob31593 on December 08, 2008, 03:51:42 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on December 08, 2008, 03:51:42 pm
your mom will stimulate the academic world 
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Post by: DarthPaul on December 08, 2008, 04:02:07 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on December 08, 2008, 04:02:07 pm
Yea that's why I prefer brain over brawn..........strong people seem to always have a problem with the simplest tasks.............dumbasses.
And the mages have no excuse they should just kill themselves.
And the mages have no excuse they should just kill themselves.
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Post by: Jacob31593 on December 08, 2008, 04:03:53 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on December 08, 2008, 04:03:53 pm
the generics just dont do the cooking by the book
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Post by: kinneas123 on December 08, 2008, 04:49:38 pm
Post by: kinneas123 on December 08, 2008, 04:49:38 pm
No wonder you have to tell them how to do EVERYTHING
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Post by: Archael on December 08, 2008, 04:51:55 pm
Post by: Archael on December 08, 2008, 04:51:55 pm
rofl
I can't get over Wyberns
hahahahaaha
WYBERNS!!!
I can't get over Wyberns
hahahahaaha
WYBERNS!!!
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Post by: Cheetah on December 08, 2008, 05:28:20 pm
Post by: Cheetah on December 08, 2008, 05:28:20 pm
God Canyon is hilarious. You should get the quotes from WotL and compare them 
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Post by: Dokurider on April 03, 2009, 03:36:07 pm
Post by: Dokurider on April 03, 2009, 03:36:07 pm
lol wordfilter
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Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 04:20:53 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on April 03, 2009, 04:20:53 pm
This is a much better thread now.
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Post by: Kaijyuu on April 03, 2009, 06:15:19 pm
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 03, 2009, 06:15:19 pm
I remember reading all these years back. The bad translation hit full force on some of them.
One of the proposition descriptions (the ones you can read in brave story after completing them) was nigh incomprehensible. I think it was the second blackjack/setzer one.
One of the proposition descriptions (the ones you can read in brave story after completing them) was nigh incomprehensible. I think it was the second blackjack/setzer one.