Title: spider bite on my penis
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 07:05:35 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 07:05:35 am
i woke up and there was a spider bite on the side of my penis, its a little bump thats opened up at the top, i had the same thing 4 years ago in 6th grade only then it was on the bottom of my shaft and now its on the right side, i get to skip school today though because i cant really walk all that well 
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Post by: dwib on November 20, 2008, 09:27:46 am
Post by: dwib on November 20, 2008, 09:27:46 am
get some girl to suck the venom out
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Post by: Zozma on November 20, 2008, 10:08:24 am
Post by: Zozma on November 20, 2008, 10:08:24 am
what if it was a fiddelback those things slowly rot the flesh off... leaving you with... NOTHING! .... but you wont notice right away.. and its painless (so they say anyway). but you could always wave it around at your doctor to make sure!
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Post by: TRC on November 20, 2008, 10:28:39 am
Post by: TRC on November 20, 2008, 10:28:39 am
what if its herpes??? @_@
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 10:47:20 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 10:47:20 am
i wanted mom to take me to the doctors but we cant afford it
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Post by: kinneas123 on November 20, 2008, 10:49:38 am
Post by: kinneas123 on November 20, 2008, 10:49:38 am
That both sucks and is gross. Hope it's not a brown recluse...
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 20, 2008, 11:05:14 am
Post by: DarthPaul on November 20, 2008, 11:05:14 am
Quote from: "dwib"get some girl to suck the venom out
damn you ya beat me to the punch
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 01:41:12 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 01:41:12 pm
i just made a discovery, if im careful i can still jack off, but i think my bro saw my unzipped pants and title bar when he walked in to grab the blank cds o.o
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Post by: Dormin Jake on November 20, 2008, 04:22:57 pm
Post by: Dormin Jake on November 20, 2008, 04:22:57 pm
Information! Flooding through my mind! Overwhelming!
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Post by: Xifanie on November 20, 2008, 04:33:48 pm
Post by: Xifanie on November 20, 2008, 04:33:48 pm
I got bitten by a spider down there once but it wasn't much bad. I guess the spider's size and venom's dissolving power are much greater in your area.
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Post by: gojoe on November 20, 2008, 04:36:06 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 20, 2008, 04:36:06 pm
there's just some risks you shouldn't take, and if you do lose your penis you could always become a priest.
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 05:51:18 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 05:51:18 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"there's just some risks you shouldn't take, and if you do lose your penis you could always become a priest.
im not a believer, and im gonna be a marine, how the **** am i supposed to rape helpless locals without a penis?
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Post by: dwib on November 20, 2008, 06:41:15 pm
Post by: dwib on November 20, 2008, 06:41:15 pm
you will be able to only pillage and plunder locals rather than rape, pillage, and plunder. it's a bummer dude, hope you grow a new one
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Post by: Archael on November 20, 2008, 07:29:10 pm
Post by: Archael on November 20, 2008, 07:29:10 pm
wtf is with you people and cock spiders
noobs
noobs
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 07:43:19 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 20, 2008, 07:43:19 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort7"wtf is with you people and cock spiders
noobs
if i took a pic and uploaded it would you guys get in trouble for child porn or would it be ok since its for medical purposes?
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Post by: Archael on November 20, 2008, 07:50:08 pm
Post by: Archael on November 20, 2008, 07:50:08 pm
not interested, dude
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Post by: KazeKasano on November 20, 2008, 07:51:22 pm
Post by: KazeKasano on November 20, 2008, 07:51:22 pm
O_O
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Post by: dwib on November 20, 2008, 08:39:41 pm
Post by: dwib on November 20, 2008, 08:39:41 pm
hey guyz n00b question LOLZ where's the penis? o_O
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 20, 2008, 10:07:27 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 20, 2008, 10:07:27 pm
Lolz at dwib and dude no way in hell maybe 4chan will be interested, desu.
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Post by: Xifanie on November 20, 2008, 10:21:01 pm
Post by: Xifanie on November 20, 2008, 10:21:01 pm
Jacob, you can RAPE without a penis.
Use a strap-on.
Use a strap-on.
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 20, 2008, 10:50:14 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 20, 2008, 10:50:14 pm
Thats a genius idea Zodiac, desu.
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Post by: Green Archer on November 21, 2008, 06:06:09 am
Post by: Green Archer on November 21, 2008, 06:06:09 am
Heard this guy on the news though one time wherein he had to cut of his penis' head because of an infection. He surely mised playing with it though so he had his own toe cut off and had it surgically attached as a substitute 'head' for his penis.
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Post by: VincentCraven on November 21, 2008, 08:59:22 am
Post by: VincentCraven on November 21, 2008, 08:59:22 am
...
Reminds me of the last time I tried eating Spam. I was very repulsed and scarred for life.
Reminds me of the last time I tried eating Spam. I was very repulsed and scarred for life.
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 21, 2008, 10:08:02 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 21, 2008, 10:08:02 am
its a bit smaller today, but instead of hurting it itches like a son of a
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Post by: darkegg on November 21, 2008, 02:14:25 pm
Post by: darkegg on November 21, 2008, 02:14:25 pm
You'd better find a way to get treatment for it,
before your tulip starts to bloom, which is when you kiss good-bye to your manhood.
before your tulip starts to bloom, which is when you kiss good-bye to your manhood.
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 21, 2008, 04:17:38 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 21, 2008, 04:17:38 pm
mommy brought me cream and i already rubbed it ever so gently into the bump but its still itchy
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 21, 2008, 05:35:21 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 21, 2008, 05:35:21 pm
sucks man that just sucks
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Post by: dwib on November 21, 2008, 09:03:11 pm
Post by: dwib on November 21, 2008, 09:03:11 pm
mommies ftw
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Post by: darkegg on November 22, 2008, 03:51:35 am
Post by: darkegg on November 22, 2008, 03:51:35 am
Dip ur penis into the cream instead
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 22, 2008, 08:41:57 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 22, 2008, 08:41:57 am
today it has a scab thing over it, and its smaller, i think it will be gone tomorrow
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Post by: Son_of_Jim on November 22, 2008, 10:48:44 am
Post by: Son_of_Jim on November 22, 2008, 10:48:44 am
Chuck Norris poops camel spiders
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&h ... 20&ndsp=20 (http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=camel+spider&&sa=N&start=20&ndsp=20)
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&h ... 20&ndsp=20 (http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=camel+spider&&sa=N&start=20&ndsp=20)
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Post by: darkegg on November 22, 2008, 12:14:47 pm
Post by: darkegg on November 22, 2008, 12:14:47 pm
Remember to test it to make sure it still works right.
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 22, 2008, 02:36:25 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 22, 2008, 02:36:25 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"today it has a scab thing over it, and its smaller, i think it will be gone tomorrow
lol i shall refrain from saying it but it is really obvious
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 03:26:55 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 03:26:55 pm
today its just a red splotch, a shadow of its former self, dam it i'll have to go back to school 
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Post by: Dormin Jake on November 23, 2008, 03:55:42 pm
Post by: Dormin Jake on November 23, 2008, 03:55:42 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"today its just a red splotch, a shadow of its former self, dam it i'll have to go back to schoolPronoun unclear. What is now "just a red splotch": the spider bite, or something...else?
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 04:14:31 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 04:14:31 pm
Quote from: "Dormin Jake"the spider bite you sillyQuote from: "Jacob31593"today its just a red splotch, a shadow of its former self, dam it i'll have to go back to schoolPronoun unclear. What is now "just a red splotch": the spider bite, or something...else?
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Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 05:42:17 pm
Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 05:42:17 pm
close this topic
seriously
seriously
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 07:08:23 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 07:08:23 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort7"close this topicarent you a mod or something?
seriously
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Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 07:11:47 pm
Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 07:11:47 pm
no
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Post by: dwib on November 23, 2008, 08:33:24 pm
Post by: dwib on November 23, 2008, 08:33:24 pm
Voldemort you are being a cyber bully
plz quit
plz quit
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Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 09:00:01 pm
Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 09:00:01 pm
lol cyber bullying
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 09:25:39 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 23, 2008, 09:25:39 pm
say no to bullying, i was gonna do taht quiz the guy posted but after reading it i wuz like lolwut
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Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 09:55:00 pm
Post by: Archael on November 23, 2008, 09:55:00 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"say no to bullying, i was gonna do taht quiz the guy posted but after reading it i wuz like lolwut
well I wuz like lolwut too then but then no bullying taht quiz teh guy posted was the actual cyybar bullai u kno?