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Question: ¿LOLWUT?
Option 1: GTFO votes: 9
Option 2: OMFG ALL CAPS votes: 3
Option 3: ROFLCOPTER votes: 9
Option 4: OH SHI* SON votes: 7
Title: Prisoner sues God
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 10:51:15 am
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html)
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 10:57:29 am
lol they failed to subpoena god to court
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Post by: samuchan on November 10, 2008, 01:10:41 am
So God's like a deadbeat dad?
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Post by: Archael on November 10, 2008, 11:48:02 am
well why hasn't god shown up in court?

they keep telling me he's real and all
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 10, 2008, 01:25:57 pm
Good point Voldemort if he's real he will get his bum ass in that court room and except his punishment. *struck by lightning* Owwwwwwww.
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Post by: dwib on November 18, 2008, 12:59:57 am
For retribution, I sugguest God give up his one and only son
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Post by: darkegg on November 21, 2008, 03:11:22 pm
The kind of excuses people make....
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Post by: jedimasterarcturus on December 07, 2008, 05:12:24 am
roflcopter, lollerskates.
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Post by: DarthPaul on December 07, 2008, 10:43:51 am
Lolwut!
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Post by: Jacob31593 on December 07, 2008, 12:49:02 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Lolwut!

¿LOLWUT?
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Post by: kinneas123 on December 07, 2008, 10:36:31 pm
If he doesn't make his court date, can't he be found in contempt of court?
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Post by: DarthPaul on December 07, 2008, 10:40:33 pm
Meh they will just put a warrant out for him.......Lol I can see it now AMWs most wanted man in the world.......God.
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Post by: Koizumi on December 08, 2008, 10:33:54 pm
No reward they could offer for his arrest would beat what he whould offer you for letting him go....
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Post by: DarthPaul on December 08, 2008, 10:47:34 pm
Meh i doubt you could catch him.  He is the Alpha and Omega.
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Post by: Green Archer on December 09, 2008, 04:14:06 am
Quote from: "darthpaul"Meh i doubt you could catch him.  He is the Alpha and Omega.

Plus he is omnipresent, so he could be anywhere and nowhere...
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Post by: Jacob31593 on December 09, 2008, 05:49:03 am
i heard he once flooded the entire earth
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Post by: DarthPaul on December 09, 2008, 11:35:30 am
I heard he had a son who was killed by ..... the jews........(no anti-semitism meant by that)......
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Post by: philsov on March 25, 2009, 04:19:00 pm
this topic got a lot funnier when the word filter was introduced.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 25, 2009, 05:06:26 pm
Your right, thanks for the bump.
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Post by: dwib on March 26, 2009, 01:08:04 am
obviously we must need the body for the virgo stone before St. Ajora may show up in court!
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Post by: gojoe on March 26, 2009, 05:36:13 pm
it still makes me laugh that jacob is banned
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Post by: Archael on March 26, 2009, 05:56:52 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"it still makes me laugh that jacob is banned

it still makes me laugh that your army trucks
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Post by: Smitson on March 26, 2009, 06:03:19 pm
is that real?
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Post by: Zuka on March 30, 2009, 10:53:37 am
If you look at St. Ajora's history, I think you'd be best off just avoiding him at all costs, forget trying to bargain with him (we saw what happened to the zodiac braves) and don't even bother with a law suit (remember the airship graveyard incident?) I mean everyone knows if you oppose St. Ajora, he'll sick 13 powerful monsters after you, and as a last ditch effort (assuming you defeat the 13 monsters) will lure you to a long lost ancient city of nothing where he himself will proceed to destroy you, even if you can out fight him... I would personally just let it go... Anything's gotta be better than trying to deal with St. Ajora

|| Edit || I'm about 99.999% sure it is NOT real. Ofcourse, there is still that .001% chance that is nagging at me, lol.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 30, 2009, 12:59:53 pm
Quote from: "dwib"obviously we must need the body for the virgo stone before St. Ajora may show up in court!



Worst case scenario:

MagiTek was the body for the virgo stone.

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