Title: help me accomplish my lifes goal
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:15:22 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:15:22 pm
i need to raise $100 so i can buy a guitar and make instrumentals of the songs i would like if they were instrumentals but no one has made an instrumental of them yet
Current funds: $0
Donations: -$0.35
Money Needed: $20
Donors:
Zodiac|$20
Hookers and Blow|-$20.36
Lydyn|$00,000,000.01
Current funds: $0
Donations: -$0.35
Money Needed: $20
Donors:
Zodiac|$20
Hookers and Blow|-$20.36
Lydyn|$00,000,000.01
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Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 05:17:32 pm
Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 05:17:32 pm
do you have a sister / girlfriend?
maybe you and I can work something out Jacob.
maybe you and I can work something out Jacob.
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:21:25 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:21:25 pm
i have both, but im sure my services will be enough for you to attain your needs
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Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 05:32:19 pm
Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 05:32:19 pm
I didnt ask for u
I asked for ur sister / girlfriend
are you saying you cant deliver?
I asked for ur sister / girlfriend
are you saying you cant deliver?
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:39:39 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:39:39 pm
my sister is in kansas and my gf is off limits, so you'll have to settle for my adroit tounge and hands
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Post by: Vanya on November 05, 2008, 05:45:01 pm
Post by: Vanya on November 05, 2008, 05:45:01 pm
What the hell kind of pimp are you!?!?! I demand my money back!?!?! O.o o.O
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Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 05:53:07 pm
Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 05:53:07 pm
that won't do
sorry
you get no money from me
sorry
you get no money from me
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:55:57 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 05:55:57 pm
thanks to a very generous donation from zodiac im now $20 closer to my goal, my excuse to mom for the bleeding is that i fell backwards into a doorknob
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Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:01:35 pm
Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:01:35 pm
Why whore yourself out when you can just sell blow and meth?
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 06:06:14 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 06:06:14 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"Why whore yourself out when you can just sell blow and meth?two reasons
whoring is more enjoyable and to start selling drugs i would need money to buy drugs so i could sell them at a higher price
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Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:08:53 pm
Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:08:53 pm
Hence why I added meth.
1. Steal PROPANE
2. Steal alot of other chemicals
3. Put 'em together
4. Sell
5. Trailer catches fire and explodes
6. ??????????
7. PROFIT!1!!1
1. Steal PROPANE
2. Steal alot of other chemicals
3. Put 'em together
4. Sell
5. Trailer catches fire and explodes
6. ??????????
7. PROFIT!1!!1
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 06:09:37 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 06:09:37 pm
hmm...or i could just go down on you? choose wisely
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Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 06:22:39 pm
Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 06:22:39 pm
Here's why I propose giving me your gf for 1 night would be a better idea.
1) You're prepared to give a blowjob (GAY) in exchange for money
2) But you're not prepared to give up GF
3) But girlfriend will dump you if you do option #1
4) Meaning the girlfriend is not yours to begin with
in conclusion: give me your girlfriend and I will solve your problems
bitch
1) You're prepared to give a blowjob (GAY) in exchange for money
2) But you're not prepared to give up GF
3) But girlfriend will dump you if you do option #1
4) Meaning the girlfriend is not yours to begin with
in conclusion: give me your girlfriend and I will solve your problems
bitch
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 06:25:22 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 05, 2008, 06:25:22 pm
my gf is a chick with a dick though so gtfo
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Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:27:25 pm
Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:27:25 pm
I'll even help you out by telling you how to steal some propane.
Good thing you're a lancer. Good Tank Abilities, Great Power, Naturally Fast. Now here's how you're gonna steal some PROPANE.
Now when you're at the PROPANE factory, (you wanna come at night, obviously) their will be a single guard at the entrance. There's a tree just 5 panels away. Sneak into the tree and jump on him. Provided you came equipped with a good spear, you should drop him in one hit.
Now the factory has a weird security setup. You see, they only have one security guard at night, but the PROPANE tanks are set on a pressure switch, which, when pressure is taken off, sounds the alarms, contacts the police, and releases the hounds.
After you've killed the guard, just walk right in and grab as many PROPANE tanks as possible, but do it fast, as aforementioned alarm will go off and the hounds will come after you. Hopefully, you've bought a shield to fend them off.
Now all you have to do is run outside and clear the fence, (you're a lancer, should be a snap for you), and you're home free.
Good thing you're a lancer. Good Tank Abilities, Great Power, Naturally Fast. Now here's how you're gonna steal some PROPANE.
Now when you're at the PROPANE factory, (you wanna come at night, obviously) their will be a single guard at the entrance. There's a tree just 5 panels away. Sneak into the tree and jump on him. Provided you came equipped with a good spear, you should drop him in one hit.
Now the factory has a weird security setup. You see, they only have one security guard at night, but the PROPANE tanks are set on a pressure switch, which, when pressure is taken off, sounds the alarms, contacts the police, and releases the hounds.
After you've killed the guard, just walk right in and grab as many PROPANE tanks as possible, but do it fast, as aforementioned alarm will go off and the hounds will come after you. Hopefully, you've bought a shield to fend them off.
Now all you have to do is run outside and clear the fence, (you're a lancer, should be a snap for you), and you're home free.
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Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 06:33:08 pm
Post by: Archael on November 05, 2008, 06:33:08 pm
lol I love how PROPANE is always in caps throughout entire post
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Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:44:41 pm
Post by: Dokurider on November 05, 2008, 06:44:41 pm
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa46/Dokurider/Miscellanous/Bitchesdontknowboutmypropane.jpg)
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Post by: Xifanie on November 05, 2008, 07:30:05 pm
Post by: Xifanie on November 05, 2008, 07:30:05 pm
Donor? I never donated. My rate is 5% per day. That means the due amount doubles every 2 weeks.
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Post by: gojoe on November 05, 2008, 09:02:38 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 05, 2008, 09:02:38 pm
i have a guitar you can have for twenty bucks, it's missing a few strings and you'll have to provide the moogle yourself but i dont require you to go gay, lose your girlfriend or get the already widened a$$hole of yours bigger by going to prison after stealing PROPANE (and PROPANE accessories).
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 05, 2008, 09:11:16 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 05, 2008, 09:11:16 pm
go with gojoes option strings are only a couple bucks at most
i normally buy them in bulk (which means 2 sets cause i play a bass and though strings (heh heh) dont break often(normally only during extreme slap and pop))
i normally buy them in bulk (which means 2 sets cause i play a bass and though strings (heh heh) dont break often(normally only during extreme slap and pop))
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Post by: ArkDelgato on November 05, 2008, 11:46:33 pm
Post by: ArkDelgato on November 05, 2008, 11:46:33 pm
Trust me, if you invest in homeless person racing you will profit 4000% what you invest.
Homeless cart racing is the next big thing.
WHAT CAN'T THEY SEE IT YET.
Homeless cart racing is the next big thing.
WHAT CAN'T THEY SEE IT YET.
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Post by: Archael on November 06, 2008, 04:08:07 am
Post by: Archael on November 06, 2008, 04:08:07 am
homeless carts
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 06:17:36 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 06:17:36 am
bad news everyone, i just blew the $20.36 on some hookers and blow, so now im back to 0
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 06, 2008, 08:19:46 am
Post by: DarthPaul on November 06, 2008, 08:19:46 am
bad dog man bad dog
unless the blow was worth it cause lets face it you can only get a crippled hooker for 20 bucks
unless the blow was worth it cause lets face it you can only get a crippled hooker for 20 bucks
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 04:24:52 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 04:24:52 pm
i visited taiwan, bitches be actin like dey neva saw white cock befo
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 07:26:45 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 07:26:45 pm
good news and bad news guys!!!
Good news: friend is letting me borrow his electric guitar, he never plays it though so borrow probably means keep
Bad news: the e-string is broken, i need to raise $20 to buy a good one!!!!
Good news: friend is letting me borrow his electric guitar, he never plays it though so borrow probably means keep
Bad news: the e-string is broken, i need to raise $20 to buy a good one!!!!
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Post by: Lydyn on November 06, 2008, 07:57:46 pm
Post by: Lydyn on November 06, 2008, 07:57:46 pm
I'll send you $00,000,000.01!
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 08:26:06 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 06, 2008, 08:26:06 pm
thanks, every penny counts
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 07, 2008, 08:46:22 am
Post by: DarthPaul on November 07, 2008, 08:46:22 am
remember what i said before good strings are only about 2 bucks just look in the couch
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 08, 2008, 10:02:20 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 08, 2008, 10:02:20 am
k i has strings guitar and amp now, thanks all those who donated, was practicing after school all day yesterday 
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 08, 2008, 10:53:00 am
Post by: DarthPaul on November 08, 2008, 10:53:00 am
people actually donated!!!!!
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 08, 2008, 05:03:36 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 08, 2008, 05:03:36 pm
i just fell asleep a couple of hours ago practicing :O
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Post by: gojoe on November 08, 2008, 06:09:43 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 08, 2008, 06:09:43 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"i just fell asleep a couple of hours ago practicing :O
QUIT F*ING PRACTICING AND GET BACK TO HACKING!!!!
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 08, 2008, 07:38:12 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 08, 2008, 07:38:12 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"i just fell asleep a couple of hours ago practicing :O
QUIT F*ING PRACTICING AND GET BACK TO HACKING!!!!
but...but i just dled this cool prog named guitar pro and it lets me get tabs out of my songs
now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
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Post by: akwikone on November 08, 2008, 09:41:54 pm
Post by: akwikone on November 08, 2008, 09:41:54 pm
hey darthpaul, where did you find bass strings for $2, the cheapest I can find is $25 cheap ass quality strings that don't sit right on the nut or the bridge and snap way to easy(pops and les claypool style strums)
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 08, 2008, 10:41:26 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 08, 2008, 10:41:26 pm
two places actually local music shop and a pawn shop down the street earnie ball (sp?) very nice quality strings for 2 bucks each or 5 bucks for a 6 pack (p.s. i have a 4 string,6 string, and 9 string bass p.s.s yes they make a 9 string its a custom)
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Post by: akwikone on November 08, 2008, 11:26:44 pm
Post by: akwikone on November 08, 2008, 11:26:44 pm
would that 9 string be a double neck 4 and 5 string or a just a huge neck?, the nicest thing I have is a 6 string fretless pieces part bass that I got a few weeks ago off ebay for $220, other than that I got a 4 string Tysko(sp) that has a real light touch(good for hammer ons and pull offs), and a 4 string Ibanes with a very newtrall sound, I also play my freinds jazz guild(heavy as hell)
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 12:29:52 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 12:29:52 am
after hours of practicing i can play the beginning to a few slow songs :p
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Post by: akwikone on November 09, 2008, 12:41:48 am
Post by: akwikone on November 09, 2008, 12:41:48 am
can you play Freebird, Stairway to heaven, or Smoke on the water yet?
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 01:12:05 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 01:12:05 am
havent tried them since everyone else does, but i have the beginning to toxicity, to zanarkand, and otherside down pretty good
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Post by: gojoe on November 09, 2008, 07:30:06 am
Post by: gojoe on November 09, 2008, 07:30:06 am
Quote from: "Jacob31593"now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
Too late, I already did these things and your gf. So you can just die if you want, or go get a slurpee.
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 07:42:00 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 07:42:00 am
Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
Too late, I already did these things and your gf. So you can just die if you want, or go get a slurpee.
gtfo your like 12 kid
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 10:48:31 am
Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 10:48:31 am
Quote from: "akwikone"would that 9 string be a double neck 4 and 5 string or a just a huge neck?
no its one huge neck and i mainly use it for taping and a side note i have never played a fretted bass
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Post by: akwikone on November 09, 2008, 12:08:01 pm
Post by: akwikone on November 09, 2008, 12:08:01 pm
fretless isn't that hard, you just have to remember to place your finger on top of where the fret would be instead of behind it, I added fret markers to mine so I wouldn't be as lost during a song
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 02:43:26 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 02:43:26 pm
eh i dont get lost anymore but that might play into the fact i do a lot of heavy neck slaps and pops
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Post by: gojoe on November 09, 2008, 03:44:04 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 09, 2008, 03:44:04 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
Too late, I already did these things and your gf. So you can just die if you want, or go get a slurpee.
gtfo your like 12 kid
i turned 21 last thursday, YOU gtfo
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 03:45:21 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 03:45:21 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
Too late, I already did these things and your gf. So you can just die if you want, or go get a slurpee.
gtfo your like 12 kid
i turned 21 last thursday, YOU gtfo
that would make you a pedophile, feel bad
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Post by: gojoe on November 09, 2008, 03:50:06 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 09, 2008, 03:50:06 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
Too late, I already did these things and your gf. So you can just die if you want, or go get a slurpee.
gtfo your like 12 kid
i turned 21 last thursday, YOU gtfo
that would make you a pedophile, feel bad
i could make a really bad joke right now but i'll give you this instead
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/doieatorpoophere.jpg)
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 04:09:24 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 09, 2008, 04:09:24 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"Quote from: "gojoe"Quote from: "Jacob31593"now all i have to do before i die is get a piano and be successful in the military
Too late, I already did these things and your gf. So you can just die if you want, or go get a slurpee.
gtfo your like 12 kid
i turned 21 last thursday, YOU gtfo
that would make you a pedophile, feel bad
i could make a really bad joke right now but i'll give you this instead
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/doieatorpoophere.jpg)
i can respect that
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Post by: akwikone on November 09, 2008, 04:57:42 pm
Post by: akwikone on November 09, 2008, 04:57:42 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"eh i dont get lost anymore but that might play into the fact i do a lot of heavy neck slaps and pops
then you are a better bassist then I
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 06:05:35 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 09, 2008, 06:05:35 pm
Quote from: "akwikone"Quote from: "darthpaul"eh i dont get lost anymore but that might play into the fact i do a lot of heavy neck slaps and pops
then you are a better bassist then I
little trick i like when you slap the top string extra hard the sound jumps if ya drag the string over the side of the neck
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Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 04:48:55 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 04:48:55 pm
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/SundayMotive.jpg)
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Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 04:50:46 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 04:50:46 pm
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/think-she-is-cute.jpg)
just thought i'd share these to unsettle your stomachs
just thought i'd share these to unsettle your stomachs
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Post by: Dokurider on November 10, 2008, 04:55:51 pm
Post by: Dokurider on November 10, 2008, 04:55:51 pm
eh/10
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Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 05:29:53 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 05:29:53 pm
Quote from: "Dokurider"eh/10
is that a eh it doesn't bother me or eh ididn't read the small print?
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 10, 2008, 06:20:24 pm
Post by: DarthPaul on November 10, 2008, 06:20:24 pm
thanks gojoe now i am really disappointed in myself but as doku said he's a 9.5 maybe a 10
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Post by: Lydyn on November 10, 2008, 06:25:53 pm
Post by: Lydyn on November 10, 2008, 06:25:53 pm
Sorry gojoe, that doesn't bother me. 
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 10, 2008, 06:56:13 pm
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 10, 2008, 06:56:13 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"thanks gojoe now i am really disappointed in myself but as doku said he's a 9.5 maybe a 10
meh i'de say hes a 6 or 7
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Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 09:11:11 pm
Post by: gojoe on November 10, 2008, 09:11:11 pm
(http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/female-exclusive.jpg)
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 11, 2008, 09:16:39 am
Post by: Jacob31593 on November 11, 2008, 09:16:39 am
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