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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Archael on November 03, 2008, 10:35:24 am

Title: in my patch
Post by: Archael on November 03, 2008, 10:35:24 am
all human jobs will have half:wind

because humans breathe oxygen so they half:wind

ok thnx
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 03, 2008, 11:56:12 am
rofl
Title: Re: in my patch
Post by: Dokurider on November 03, 2008, 12:08:00 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort7"all human jobs will have half:wind

because humans breathe oxygen so they half:wind

ok thnx

Actually, Air is composed 78% Nitrogen, 21% of Oxygen, and 1% other gases, so it's more like 2/5 of a half: Wind. Even then, humans don't even use most of the Oxygen they breathe in.

>_>
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Post by: Archael on November 03, 2008, 12:09:24 pm
in my patch wind is 100% oxygen

bitch
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Post by: Dokurider on November 03, 2008, 12:13:56 pm
enjoy ur flammable, oversaturated atmosphere that humans can't live in.
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Post by: Archael on November 03, 2008, 12:25:53 pm
I just realized the entire argument is moot because in ivalice no one has nostrils to begin with

back to the drawing board.
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 03, 2008, 12:27:56 pm
you make a valid point noone in ivalice actually has to breath making them the ultimate video game characters of all time as they could live in space
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Post by: Zozma on November 03, 2008, 03:50:54 pm
based on the side profile of sprites id say they DO have noses, but the artist who did the little "precious moments" type portraits thinks noses are an abomination and doesnt draw them in.

still humans are made of a certain % of water so id say they half water instead!!! so HAH!
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 03, 2008, 03:59:21 pm
83% water so not just halve it drain it
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 03, 2008, 04:13:25 pm
DO IT LIVE
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Post by: gojoe on November 03, 2008, 05:59:29 pm
no its just the ivalice curse all humans have their noses cut off a birth and moogles get a pom pom glued to a stick which is then jammed into their head thus they lack most talkig skills
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 03, 2008, 06:30:18 pm
so thats why they look retarded and walk around mumbling kupo
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 03, 2008, 06:31:15 pm
I FUCKING HATE MOOGLES *kupo* :x
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 03, 2008, 06:32:44 pm
Quote from: "Jacob31593"I FUCKING HATE MOOGLES *kupo* :x

BLAME YOURSELF OR KUPO *kupopo*
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Post by: Zozma on November 03, 2008, 08:00:28 pm
but seriously moogles used to be cool back in the day,

but they started evolving into rabbits...
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 03, 2008, 09:15:11 pm
and then into rutabagas
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Post by: Green Archer on November 03, 2008, 10:49:47 pm
Mmmm... rutabagas...
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Post by: Jacob31593 on November 04, 2008, 06:11:06 am
girl doncha know im internets famous
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 04, 2008, 01:30:40 pm
girls doncha know he's a liar
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Post by: Archael on November 22, 2008, 11:38:57 am
Quote from: "Dokurider"enjoy ur flammable, oversaturated atmosphere that humans can't live in.

roffle
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Post by: Zozma on November 22, 2008, 11:43:34 am
that is true tho, oxygen by itself is toxic
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Post by: Archael on November 22, 2008, 11:52:18 am
Quote from: "Zozma"that is true tho, oxygen by itself is toxic

*IMMUNE*

no nose

hah
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Post by: Dormin Jake on November 22, 2008, 02:01:12 pm
Humans are weak to fire, then.
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Post by: Archael on November 22, 2008, 02:16:05 pm
Quote from: "Dormin Jake"Humans are weak to fire, then.

because of oxygen>?

explain
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Post by: Dormin Jake on November 22, 2008, 03:20:04 pm
Well, I guess everything would be weak to fire, because in a 100% oxygen-rich environment, fire spells would ignite the very atmosphere itself, and the crap gets burned out of everything.  I guess.  But maybe not!  I forget exactly how flammable oxygen is.

Maybe I'm thinking 100% hydrogen environment.  But there'd at least be some fire strengthening going down.
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 22, 2008, 03:26:31 pm
Oxygen is very flammable but you would still need fuel for the fire as oxygen is an accelerate not an actual fuel source unless extremely concentrated
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Post by: dwib on November 22, 2008, 03:28:01 pm
therefore, humans will be weak to fire
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Post by: Archael on November 22, 2008, 03:46:25 pm
but they half:wind so it's all good

bitch
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 22, 2008, 03:46:51 pm
Exactly which we are cause if I light myself on fire I will burn.
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Post by: Archael on November 22, 2008, 04:00:11 pm
right

but if a sorcerer casts Wind 5 on me

I'll live
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Post by: gojoe on November 22, 2008, 04:03:28 pm
i just put on a leather jacket, therefore i'm immune:wind
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Post by: Dokurider on November 22, 2008, 04:28:42 pm
Quoteroffle
slowpoke
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Post by: Dormin Jake on November 22, 2008, 06:17:35 pm
I sometimes take a shower in water without getting hurt.  Does that mean I cancel water damage?

There was an earthquake in my general geographic area once, but I didn't feel it at all.  I'm thinking I cancel earth, too.

I'm weak to lightning though.  I swear, every time I go to my kitchen cabinet, turn on the stove, or even think about approaching a doorknob, I get critted by static electricity and explode.
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 22, 2008, 06:21:25 pm
Your right Dormin every time i stick a penny in a socket i get electrocuted I must be weak to lighting and fire.
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Post by: dwib on November 22, 2008, 11:09:21 pm
Quote from: "darthpaul"Your right Dormin every time i stick a penny in a socket i get electrocuted I must be weak to lighting and fire.

you must also be weak to earth, pennies come from the ground
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Post by: Zozma on November 23, 2008, 01:46:56 am
you might survive Wind 5

but can you survive BROWN Wind 5??? (   )o(   ) <3 *fart*
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Post by: DarthPaul on November 23, 2008, 08:51:55 am
*added death sentence and poison* .....ugh
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Post by: Taichii on January 28, 2012, 04:54:53 am
Quote from: Voldemort on November 22, 2008, 11:52:18 am


*IMMUNE*

no nose

hah

XD
Title: Re: in my patch
Post by: Eternal on January 28, 2012, 05:02:37 am
Um... was this four year necrobump necessary?
Title: Re: in my patch
Post by: Dome on January 28, 2012, 05:14:23 am
Quote from: Eternal248 on January 28, 2012, 05:02:37 am
Um... was this four year necrobump necessary?

Well, this is spam...but...well...Look, a three-headed monkey! *Runs away*
Title: Re: in my patch
Post by: GeneralStrife on January 28, 2012, 06:49:33 am
this thread wasn't even funny, bad necrobump is bad
Title: Re: in my patch
Post by: Taichii on January 28, 2012, 07:56:12 am
sorry guys Xd but it really made me laugh XD