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The Haxtun Institute of Technology

Started by Bastard Poetry, October 14, 2011, 02:01:49 am

Bastard Poetry

October 14, 2011, 02:01:49 am Last Edit: November 09, 2011, 05:23:57 pm by Bastard Poetry
Goodness.

It's been so long since I've spent any real amount of time at FFH. There are so many new people and projects!

However, I'm stopping by to spread some exciting news to some of my old friends here. It's not FFT-related, and I still don't foresee having enough spare time in my life to do anything FFT-related for a long time yet, but there are some people around here who appreciated a lot of the little projects I did.

This is an upcoming short film that my friends and I have made.

It stars my wife and I, primarily, and is based on an article I wrote about 7 years ago.

Trailer:



The screening party will be sometime next month, and I intend to set up some kind of live-streaming, so that many of my online friends can join in on the fun. Let me know if any of you are interested!
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Eternal

I'd love to join your premiere party, but only if there's QUALITY! :D
  • Modding version: PSX & WotL
"You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!"
  • Discord username: eternal248#1817

Celdia

I could certainly use some more QUALITY in my life. Looks like an interesting little film.

....that goddamned song is going to be stuck in my head all night now...
  • Modding version: PSX
  • Discord username: Celdia#0

Bastard Poetry

October 14, 2011, 02:24:48 am #3 Last Edit: October 14, 2011, 02:27:18 am by Bastard Poetry
If any of you are interested in sharing the trailer with other people, to generate more interest, here's just a brief description to go along with it:

The Haxtun Institute of Technology is a dark comedy, approximately 20 minutes long, about a woman interested in furthering her education, and a Dean of Students who may or may not be who he says he is, and is generally a bit psychotic.

We are going to have two screenings: the first will be at a local bar/restaurant, which I intend to set up live-streaming for, and will be a very casual event--a chance for close friends, online and IRL, to chat with the cast and crew. The second screening is more of a "premiere," and will be screened at a movie theater in Greeley, CO; the premiere will also be the day we upload the film to the Internets.

EDIT: And yes, Eternal, I wholeheartedly anticipate having you "in attendance" for that screening party!
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Eternal

  • Modding version: PSX & WotL
"You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!"
  • Discord username: eternal248#1817

Bastard Poetry

NEWS UPDATE: The Haxtun Institute of Technology has been tentatively pushed back for release in December, for QUALITY reasons.

The producers have run into some editing snags, and want to make sure that both the feature film and the parody trailers that will accompany it are at their best. I asked them why we needed to push the project back for the sake of these (seemingly pointless) parody trailers (for films they don't intend to make), and they said it's because the trailers are part of a "package deal"--the whole point of this release is to showcase the talents and range-of-genres of The Collective Production Company, to generate local interest. The trailers are meant to show prospective writers/filmmakers that we can do comedy, action, drama, etc, in the hopes of recruiting these local artists for the next big project.

Fair enough, I guess.

I will continue to keep you guys informed of the progress.
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Bastard Poetry

Hey FFH!

Remember that short film I wrote, starred in, and raved about until everyone wanted to punch me in the face?

The one that was set to be released in November?

WELL THE WAIT IS OVER!

Today, May 9th--or, as I like to call it, November 191st--is the official day of release!

Enjoy! (Or whatever).

The Haxtun Institute of Technology

Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Celdia

Always good to see such a quality product come to fruition.
  • Modding version: PSX
  • Discord username: Celdia#0

Dokurider

Hey guys, what if we made Charlie Sheen the dean of admissions?

Taichii

Please do share your ideas and suggestion for my project:
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS : LEGEND OF MANA

Join our RP :)
"Desperation"

"PAIN. THAT'S WHAT KEEPS YOU HUMAN"

Pickle Girl Fanboy

Quote from: Dokurider on May 10, 2012, 12:14:59 pmHey guys, what if we made Charlie Sheen the dean of admissions?

I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen would accept the role, should BP make the offer for the sequel.

Bastard Poetry

Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Bastard Poetry

June 10, 2012, 05:52:40 pm #12 Last Edit: June 10, 2012, 06:33:46 pm by Bastard Poetry
My second big acting role, playing a priest who has to kick some zombie ass in order to protect the bride of a wedding that is interrupted by chaos and blood.

NOTE: Watch in on Youtube, in order to properly select which 3D option you want to view it in (including OFF, if you don't have any of the glasses options)

Everlasting Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGWBqNOxS-Y
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)