The room.

[Xifanie]

throw the HELL-INFUSED CHEESE at the spider and proceed to HAND OF DOOM bashing on it.

[Kokojo]

EAT HELL-INFUSEDCHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.

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You eat HELL-INFUSED CHEESE into the shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL. Your stomach hurts.

HELL-INFUSED CHEESE and USPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL fuse into EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL.

The EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL form the word Redrum

Yous still hear KNOCK AT THE DOOR from DOOR.

[SentinalBlade]

Go to the kitchen to get Red Rum to bash into the person knocking at the door

[PX_Timefordeath]

USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!

[Archael]

USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!

2nd

[VincentCraven]

USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!

[Kokojo]

You use HAND OF DOOM on DOOR!

DOOR explode ! (Hp bar is now destroyed)






ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET is standing on the doorstep.

KICTHEN is now to the North.

EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL is progressing.

[Archael]

throw

ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET

 into

EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL

[dwib]

First, dip ANGRY AFRO MIDGET's afro into bucket of hell. Then

throw

ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET

 into

EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL

[PX_Timefordeath]

START SINGING "I'M ON A BOAT" AND HOPE HE RUNS! If he doesn't Kokojown him!

[VincentCraven]

Kick angry afro midget and run to kitchen.

I'm assuming Kitchen is past angry afro midget, else do not kick angry afro midget and simply run away from angry afro midget into kitchen.

[SentinalBlade]

Dip angry afro midget into the bucket of hell and stick him into the hole in the wall to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, WHILE singing "I'm on a Boat"

[PX_Timefordeath]

Dip angry afro midget into the bucket of hell and stick him into the hole in the wall to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, WHILE singing "I'm on a Boat"

And that's how you get Kokojowned.

[Kokojo]

You Dip ANGRY AFRO MIDGET into the BUCKET OF HELL and stick him into EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, while singing "I'm on a Boat"



The AFRO of the ANGRY AFRO MIDGET is stuck on the wall. The EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL fuse into MIDGET-FILLED HOLE IN THE WALL. The WRITING ON THE WALL changes.

The UNDERSIZED COMPANION CUBE reacts to "I'm on a Boat" and turn into A MOTHERFUCKING' BOAT and leaks water.

Relationship with UNDERSIZED COMPANION CUBE +3.

[PX_Timefordeath]

GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GET RED RUM!
And take the bucket of hell with you

[SentinalBlade]

Continue singing "im on a boat" until the midget is fully drowned. grabbing the bucket of hell before you contue.

[SentinalBlade]

Better yet

Feel the insane urge to follow the writings whims, and you begin to disco on your boat furiously.

[Nova]

insert penis into hole in wall

[dwib]

insert penis into hole in wall

and recieve PENIS OF MIDGET CHEESE DOOM?

[Nova]

insert penis into hole in wall

and recieve PENIS OF MIDGET CHEESE DOOM?

and recieve midget doom penis of cheese