Final Fantasy Hacktics

Time to roll!

Removed the innactive players.

Also il promise il roll within 2 days this time, not 4
You fell as thought the world just got a bit more dangerous. Things may go down faster...
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Quote from: Jumza on October 28, 2014, 07:56:58 pm
>Use some of Ryqo's leftover love power to trap McHammer and MC Nail inside of a singularity within Ryqo's singularity (Forever).

I think I specificly stated that acting on more than one people at the time would't be well seen or would require charge up. So this'll only affect McHammer
Your roll : 4

You shoot a laser of love out of your eyes and try to put McHammer in the singularity!

McHammer must ROLL TO DODGE the eyebeam of love!
Your roll : 1

McHammer dosen't resist at all and the singularity compresses him to a point where his existance dosen't matter.

McHammer has DIED.

Quote from: Dome on October 28, 2014, 07:59:36 pm
>Change topic title in: "Roll to Doge!"

Your roll : 2

You attempt to change the topic name, but you uncover that it is stronger than you, and thus, you fall into a deep depression and sit out this turn.

Quote from: Rufio on October 29, 2014, 01:23:48 am
>Lead the troupe in a mermaid summoning dance and enlist mermaids to help us take our act to the seas.

Your roll : 5(-1) = 4

The mermaids, following your summoning, decide to stay near you and help boost your numbers. You are now with a troop of Zombies, Wolf and Mermaids all willing to party and dance hard, boogey down till your last breath!

Since you spent so much effort on this troupe, they actually become an NPCluster that will start acting next turn.
Yes I am giving him an advantage for a 4, but look at how many efforts he put into it :3

Quote from: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 11:30:14 am
>["Nacht's Dark Sword Impaling Darkness Burst!"]

Your roll : Instantaneous 5!

You whip up your sword, and jumping trought the air, you plummet towards the wonder with a loving glare in your eyes, stabbing it with love, and a big, gigantic dark sword of darkness. Meanwhile, you also use your newfound powers of love-draining to absolve yourself of your curses, and thus your -1 to next roll is cancelled.

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the dark sword!
Your roll : 5

You manage to stay up and strong despite being stabbed by a giant sword, and you decide to actually incorporate it in your design in order to be more appealing. (+2 to next roll).
¸

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 29, 2014, 01:50:18 pm
>stare at the couple (Vaan and Ryqo) in the most mundane manner possible

Your roll : 1

You instead decide to not look at the couple with the most intensity you can muster, that is, by firing rapid 8-inch nail guns with one hand, and piloting a motocycle that's going away from a giant volcano explosion while on one wheel, with heavy metal music in the backgroup while your jacket flaps in the wind. You're awesome.

Quote from: Kokojo on October 30, 2014, 12:33:41 am
Mmm.
>Remove love from the world, using an apple and a paperclip do to so.

Your roll : 6

Using the apple as a voodoo doll representing all the love in the world, you sucesffuly stab it with a paperclip. At this moment, love takes a big hit in the world.

Love itself exits the apple and form in a coorporeal form : A pear. Since you stabbed it with the paperclip in just the right area, it is bleeding and weak, on the floor, and mostly has been removed from the other people's hearth. Love will not last long withouth a new container. (New NPC, wounded, World-wide apathy : -1 to all rolls next turn)

You smile and laugh evily because that was your plan long ago.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 30, 2014, 09:49:09 pm
>["Super Effective Love Ryqo Portal of Awesome Power!"]

Your roll : 3

Waving your hands, you open the portal to a new world. Captain dynamite emerges from the portal, dragging behind him a gigantic explosion made out of uranium, fire, bad things and nightmares. As you rush to close the portal, a blast emerges and heads for you...

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the blast of fire!
Your roll : 5

You do a backhandflip from your normal neutral position and evade the blast completly while looking cute as a button. You land near captain Dynamite that asks you with his booming yet low voice what he should do for you. Since he's been impressed with your skills, he will most likely listen to you!
(Next turn, with your action, you will also have to include one order to M.Dynamite. It will not count in your normal action and won't be rolled)

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)

Your roll : 7(+2) = 9

Your peasants work super hard and they actually enjoy eating the cookies you produce. That big giant sword is actually pretty nice looking!

Rolling in a few hours ~!

Force your hand? If you get angry, you've got only yourself to blame :3

Mmm.

That gives me an idea.

>Remove love from the world, using an apple and a paperclip do to so.

Time to roll!

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The Aurora of positivity gives +1 to all rolls!

Quote from: Dome on October 23, 2014, 04:36:53 am>Raise hands to charge a Genki Dama to throw against the meteor

Your roll : 4 (+1) (+1) : 6

You use your superb Genki Dama that you form within a second whitouth any force in order to throw it againts the meteor. Your strike is so perfect that it shatters the exact area where you will be next turn, positively destroying the meteor from affecting you, yet still affecting everyone else. Plus, it looks like you carved a trollface upon it. (Immunity to meteor)

Quote from: Vaan on October 23, 2014, 11:18:33 am
> [Absorb the meteor and canalize it into dark energy so i become nacht the dark knight]

Your roll : 5 (+1) (-1) = 5.

You absorb meteor's power by lifting your hands in the air and doing a little chant of darkness. The energy completly reverses your transformation into Tchan, and puts a new, shiny sword on you. Meanwhile, you are hailed as a hero for destroying the meteor. (Sword : Insta 5 on next attack, meteor stopped).

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 23, 2014, 02:53:12 pm
>throw a rock at Vaan

Your roll : 5 (+1) = 6

You throw at rock so hard at Vaan that it nearly breaks the speed of light, giving so much energy around that a one kilometer area gets obliterated in a nuclear blast. Unfortunately, you're in that area(and so is Vaan), and unfortunately, that explosion cancels the area of positivity around you. You get hit first by the explosion.

Rss_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear blast!
Your roll : 6

You quickly dodge the blast using your flight powers and decide to completetly remove the nuclear blast by thinking about it really hard, because nuclear thingies are bad thingies. The nuclear blast is instantly stopped. Way to ruin my fun. I wanted Vaan to challenge that nuke too.

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the rock!
Your roll : 1 (+1) (+1) = 3

You gets hit by the rock's shrapnel, hurthing your Vaaness for the next turn (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Kokojo on October 23, 2014, 10:30:29 pm
> Irradiate rrs_kai with a nuclear bee.

Your roll : 3 (+1) (-1) = 3 Of course, EVERYONE gets 5 and 6, but I get the louzy 3? (&"/*(")&/_"&*(?%_!!!!

You sucesfully attack rrs_kai with the bee, hoping to make him sick, but unfortunately, you seem to have develloped cancer during your time with the nuclear bee. (-1 to next roll)

rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear bee!
Your roll : 5 (+1) = 6     I KNEW IT

You turn around, catch the bee while in the air, and use your super aiming skill to hurl it back at Kokojo faster than a pinwheel in a tornado.

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear bee!
Your roll : 6 (+1) (-1) = 6 Oh my.

You get out a ping-pong paddle and decide to ping it back to rrs_kai, using all of your might and power and the fact that you are writing the text.

rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear bee!
Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4   

You dodge the bee, not having time to properly pong it back to Kokojo.

Quote from: Jumza on October 23, 2014, 10:58:43 pm
>Pet Thcan

Your roll : 3(+1) = 4

You sucesfully pet Natch, that was Tchan a moment ago. You gain some respect. (Immune to Tchan for 1 turn)

Quote from: Rufio on October 24, 2014, 05:57:26 am
>Find a unicorn brigade to serve as mounts for our troupe.

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You instead find a single narwhal to jump over your troupe, demoralising it slightly. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 24, 2014, 11:33:13 pm
>["Cupid's Lovey Dovey Love Ryqo Love Arrow Shoot!"]

Your roll : 6 (+1) (+1) = 8 Oh...my.....love.

Your arrows pierces the hearth of the two canines (even if Tchan became Nahct, you still make it because you just bypassed reality), making them instantly and perfectly fall in love, so much so that they instantly decide to pair togheter for life on the spot (Before a milisecond has passed!) and fuse togheter using a forbidden technique, pulling in so much energy in their action that you even are wowed by the love being displayed in front of you. The vortex of care and attention however proves dangerous and before you know it, a singularity has formed, absorbing Natch, Concourt and yourself in a linear, smaller than a plank dot, frozen in time in space, absorbing all the woobly and cutsy feelings of the world to better serve a new form...

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the singularity!
Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3

Using your powers, you're able to love yourself into reality elsewhere than from the singularity. As the pink and purple dot of pure love lies a few feet before you, you notice you're unable to sense the two others. Clearly, you have lost your canine, and Vaan is nowhere to be found.

Shortly after, a blast of energy reveals that the singularity colapsed and that time and matter can continue to exist there, as is evident by the presence of a dark knight-dog hybrid... as Vaan and Concourt have fused into one!

''My lady... I have returned for you in a form of love and caring. I am now Natch, the prince of canines! The singularity has bounded us... for life!''

As you think he is speaking of the former two members, you notice your chest is glowing... along with theirs. You are now linked for life.

(Vaan and Ryqo are now ALLIES, as in they can win togheter. However, if one of them dies, both of them will fall).

That was fun to write.

Quote from: Wonder
> Be built. (D10)

Your roll : 3 (+1)

Four peasants build you.

Quote from: MC Nail
> Rap.

Your roll : 4 (+1)

You rap so hard that you bring McHammer back to life just so that he can duet with you! (New npc)

Oh yeah, rolling.... will do that in 4-5 hours.
(My bad, my bad)

I just came back and should roll tonight

I may have to reroll Ryqo's roll due to things. If anyone is affected they may choose another roll freely.
Meanwhile...

> Irradiate rrs_kai with a nuclear bee.

Time to roll!
Urgh that anime avatar brings back boring memories.
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Quote from: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 02:18:59 am
> Summon meteor in order to cause mayhem and death all over the world.

Your roll : 6

You cause meteor to fall on the ground, but very soon, the shinra army decides to launch a rocket filled with nukes at it. Unfortunately for you, you're under the impact site and a shard from the explosion reaches you!

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE the shard!
Your roll : 5

You evade the shard and instantly ride it out into space, way way out of the way of the meteor. (Immune to meteor)

Meteor is comming in 2 turns

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 19, 2014, 05:04:18 am
>cast Meteor Impact EX on Kokojo

Your roll : 2

You fight your personnal space because it has withdrawal problems.

Quote from: Rufio on October 19, 2014, 08:41:39 am
>Dance my way into a Werewolf den and convince them to join the dance horde

Your roll : 3(+1) = 4

You get a horde of werewolf back-up dancers with you as they cheer you while howling the music's rhytym. (Horde of werewolf dancers)

Quote from: Dome on October 19, 2014, 12:05:50 pm
>Charge Kokojo with reckless abadon

Your roll : 4 (+1) = 5

You charge Kokojo with reckless abadon, so much so that he gets suprised and cannot defend properly! (Kokojo -1 to next roll)

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE Dome!
Your roll : 4(-1) = 3

Kokojo gets hit in the spleen and is badly wounded, bleeding all over the place! (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Jumza on October 19, 2014, 12:58:24 pm>Punch rrs_kai's wonder

Your roll : 5

You punch rrs_kai's wonder so hard, that the wind produced from the impact that it quantum leaps into next turn, preventing it from rolling this turn!

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE!
Your roll : 4

Wonder evades the attack.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 09:59:11 pm>["Pain and Sorrow Mending Love Ryqo Bullet of Overwhelming Joy! Bang!"]

Your roll : 5(+1) = 6

You cast the spell on Dycerdarg Elder brother and he transforms into a bard of everlasting joy and hapiness! He leaps around the world in giant leaps, brigning with him an accordion as wide as a mile, as he sings songs of hapiness and joy! He circles around you and the world as fast as he can, and in a blazing glory, explodes in an orb of pure joy that cause an aurora of positivity around the world. (+1 to ALL actions next turn!) People explode a lot. I swear I am not obsessed, guys.

Quote from: Vaan on October 20, 2014, 05:56:22 pm
> [Become Nacht the Dark Knight]

Your roll : 1

You instead become Thcan, the puppy princess of caring. (-1 to attack rolls)

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 19, 2014, 05:04:18 am

Kokojo please add this to the player panel
rrs_kai: the spamlord (+1 hp)

rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.

IT'S BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST TIME DOOD.

> Summon meteor in order to cause mayhem and death all over the world.

Time to roll!

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Quote from: Dome on October 16, 2014, 03:52:37 am
>Use elixir on myself to heal the wounds

Your roll : 5

You use the elixir and it completly heals your wounds. Plus, you find a dwarf in the bottle that gives you a great battleaxe because you saved him. (+1 to next attack).

Quote from: Rufio on October 16, 2014, 08:19:52 am
>Join a zombie horde

Your roll : 4

You join a zombie horde. It's Michael Jackson's zombie horde from the thriller thriller. You are now in great shape your dancing moves and you've got plenty of friends. (+1 to dance moves)

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 16, 2014, 02:10:24 pm
>Attempt to return to life, using Vaan as a sacrifice

Your roll : 4

You do return to life, but die instantly afterwards.

Quote from: Vaan on October 16, 2014, 02:16:26 pm
> Use Souleater on rrs_kai's Wonder

Your roll : 4

You sucesfully attack rrs_kai's Wonder!....

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE!
Your roll : 4

Wonder evades the attack, since it has no soul.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 16, 2014, 04:54:43 pm
>["Super Happy Love Ryqo Adoption Family Expansion!"]

Your roll : 5

You twirl around while chanting your spell, and suddently the sons are yours, accompagning you in your journey for love and caring all over the world. Truly you are blessed to have them and they are blessed to have you! They even change their names in order to support your love. They fashion you a macaroni picture with this text under it.
''Ryqo-mom! This is our love in noodle form, may it help you love the bad people ~nyan & nyan''

Holding the paper, you feel it's power. (+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Kokojo on October 16, 2014, 08:15:33 pm
> Gain the power to erase reality

Your roll : 2 CMON I WANT TO PLAY TOO Q_Q

That booger in your nose is still not gone and you continue to dig.

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 18, 2014, 12:48:58 am
>cast quicken on Ryqoshay so that she beging aging quickly and becomes an old hag

Your roll : 1

You instead cast slow on her, so that she may stop aging slowly and stay a young lady. She does just that and she's all perky and charged up.

Quote from: Dycedarg Elder Brother
>"Super Happy Love Ryqo Adoption Family Expansion!"

Your roll : 1 Bwahahhaha! One chance on 7 and then one chance on 6. This is amazing. I get the roll that Ryqo could't roll because of her immunity to 1 this turns. Bwahahahahaha!!

You instead cast ''Ultra sad hate rejection family destroyer'' and with one lighthing stab to the heart, kill the two of Ryqoshay's brand new sons with extreme prejudice. You them stampede on the corpse while frowning.Less NPCs to deal with. Perfect.

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built some more (d10)

Your roll : 5

You remove 5 counters from your ''being built'' form.

''My spleen!'' Dib, Invader Zim.

Oh my oh you cannot know how much I want your roll to be a 1, Ryqo.

Also, Ronin, feel free to join in ;-)


> Gain the power to erase reality

Time to roll!
Im technicly a mod, and man do I love ecchi.
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Quote from: Dome on October 12, 2014, 04:32:47 am
>Cast "Tag-team Seal Evil" together with Dycedarg Elder brother against Rufio the Zombie

Your roll : 6

You cast the spell with Dycerdarh Elder brother, but unfortunately, the beauty of your action turned Dycedarg Elder brother into a mime, and he used Seal evil on you while you casted it on Rufio! And technicly, a spamlord is evil. (DEB will now copy a random action each turn)

Rufio must ROLL TO DODGE the seal evil!
Your roll: 4

Rufio parades the Seal evil by ligthly going from one side to the other.

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the seal evil!
Your roll: 3

Dome gets hit by a bit of the seal evil, most likely on his squiggly-spooch, and thus is damaged (Wounded for 2 turns)

Quote from: Vaan on October 12, 2014, 09:31:20 am
> [Use Decoy on TristanBeoulve so he becomes the target of everyone]

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You instead pick your nose with ferocity.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 12, 2014, 04:05:37 pm
>Stab Vann in the neck because he's a pain in my ass!

Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3

You sucessfully swing at Vaan to stab him in the neck, however, you forgot how stabbing felt, and doing it puts you in a daze. (-1 to next roll) This is not a special condition. A special condtion would be like +1 to all rolls involving a jackal, or ''death sentence''.

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the stab!
Your roll : 6 (+1) = 7

Vaan uses his newly develloped mind powers to destroy the knife in mid air, and instantly teleports it in Vaan's abdomen, doing tremendous damage that was not avoidable. Tristan is wounded for 2 turns.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 12, 2014, 04:08:13 pm
>["Love or Loved 2 Super Recharging Love Ryqo Bullet of Love!"]

Man I love how you react to tragedy...*ahem* Totally not going to influence what I tell you in the result. Totally.
Your roll : 5

You shoot the NPC in the stomach, splattering organs left and right and instantly killing the mother of two sons. However, the leftover blood soon conglomerates and forms a love-ball of love that enters your body, filling your powers up to the brim of saturation. You instantly use a bit of it to calm the two sons. You feel super-powered up! (Cannot roll a 1 or 2 for the next 2 turns.)

Quote from: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 07:20:59 pm
> Stab Ryqo in the love.

Your roll : 2

You pick your nose, looking at Vaan.

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 13, 2014, 12:51:56 pm
>world domination

More contextplz.
Your roll : 6

You instantly gain control over the world. It's over.
...Well, you're now responsible for everything, and you must take care of every little thing. But being the lord of everyone besides the other player has it's advantages, and your Wonder time now decreases by a D10 per turn, starting now. We need to build more houses to get more Villagers.


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Quote from: Jumza on October 13, 2014, 04:53:41 pm
>Get god friend to grab Tristan Beoulve in one hand, Vaan in the other, and smack them together!

Your roll :4

You order your god friend to attack the two at the same time!

Tristan must ROLL TO DODGE the smackening!
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2

Tristan gets hit by the incomming Vaan. Vaan hits him in the squiggly-spooch.
As Tristan gets tossed to the ground, injured again, he mutters to Vaan...''I hate you''.

Tristan has DIED

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the smackening!
Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4

Vaan simply decides to travel his way into Tristan by one half of the distance, then one half of that half, then half that quarter, and thus never truly reaching Tristan, while Tristan is hit by him. Quantum theory and stuff I guess.

Quote from: Wonder
>Get built

Your roll : 9
You gain 9 turns to your wondercounter.

Il have to roll tomorrow at about this hour. Gomen.

I simply din't remove it from the list, I forgot.

> Stab Ryqo in the love.

Time to roll!

I'd like to encourage in-fighthing since the number of players seems to be dwingling...

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Quote from: Dome on October 10, 2014, 04:02:55 am
>Team up with Dycedarg's elder brother

Your roll : 4

You're now in a team with Dycedarg's elder brother. Maybe he'll help you.

Quote from: Vaan on October 10, 2014, 08:33:37 am
> [Summon Ultima so she purifies death sentence off me with her light]

Your roll : 4
Ultima is ultimately summoned by you, and by exploding everything around you without any discrimination, she gets your death sentence out of you.

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 10, 2014, 12:14:04 pm
>feed the dragon a cookie

Your roll : 6(-1) = 5
You find and feed the dragon with your cookie. It suddently melt saying something about an allergy to cookies. As he dies, you find his hearth and decide to eat it because... fun.

You gain the dragon power of FUSRODAH. (If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 10, 2014, 11:19:28 pm
>["Turn That Frown Upside Down Ultra Love Ryqo Smile Synthesis!"]

Your roll : 2(-1) = 1

Because you forgot your reading glasses, you instead cast the ''Frown some more ultra hate Ryqo sadness maker!''

The candle looks at you. And at itself. She looks back at you and cries life out of her. As she slowly dies of disbelief, she pulls out a gun.

''Sadness has no escape''.

She shoots into her own steam.

You feel awfull.

Time to roll

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Quote from: Dome on October 06, 2014, 03:24:45 am
>Become the Rng God

Your roll : 1 (Averaged to 1) = 1

You instead become the normal-number everyday man. (Next turn, you roll a 2 or 4)

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 06, 2014, 12:46:28 pm
>become the SUPER SPAMLORD OF THE WONDERWORLD

Your roll : 6

As you power up and tense the power grid to your liking, a sudden buldge of power appears in your eyes. It seems the truth of spam cannot be seen, as it's true form is not for the mortal man. However, there is a chance you could conquer it and emerge victorious...

rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the incomprehensible!
Your roll : 4

You sucessfully avoid imploding from a fray of information, and begin powering up in your true form... the spamlord. (+1 hp)

Quote from: Vaan on October 06, 2014, 01:27:10 pm
> [Summons Hashmal to use Gaia's Wrath in rrs_kai's wonder]

Your roll : 2

You summon Hasmal, but then he gets you hooked on a steam game and it's like you never meant to attack.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 06, 2014, 08:18:24 pm
>["Super Canine Combo Love Ryqo Love Cannon Location Tracking!"]

Your roll : 3

As you cast your detection spell and location the love cannon in a far away land of love cannons, your new companion is very, very exited by your mission, and departs in the sky as if it were a meteor to find your love cannon. However, it had no knowledge of physics, and you were blown backwards as he left and injured yourself on a giant candle that was just lying there.
The candle frowns at you. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 08, 2014, 02:04:09 pm
>divert the death sentence to Vaan!

Your roll : 5 Technicly not an attack by itself.

You use a secret shaman technique called ''Remote internet killing'' and begin to shut down Vaan's hearth. The power surging from the curse you diverted unto him removes yours, somehow Whatever. and suddently, you realise that you are forever immune to curses and special conditions after that single infection. (Immune to special conditions)

Vaan will die in 3 turns