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Call of Power: Chapter 1 to 3 / Re: CoP progress Log.
January 03, 2015, 11:40:44 pm
Done with event 3 as of this night, unto battle 2.
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
December 05, 2014, 04:02:45 am
Time to roll!
But first, RRS_kai roll that I forgot! You might ressurect from it...
Your roll : 2
You instead join in the circle of people into picking your nose.
Second, I must retract something : RRS_Kai is NOT DEAD. I did forget he had 2hp!
Please submit a new roll for this round, RRS, and I am very sorry
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Your roll :1 (-1) = 0 Cannot roll a 0. Reroll.
Your roll : 2 Bleh :/
You decide to do.... knitting. For your army. Maybe. And then you give up knitting.
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2 Godamnit. It's 4 am. I am tired from studying and this is the rolls we get?
You look at Dome's discarded work and decide you will never abandon something like that. However, you forget what you wanted to do.
Your roll : 6 Oh god.
You point your magic wand at Dome and everything that flows out of your pointy stick is knowledge, love and how to cuddle someone. You tell him about the feelings and the magic of friendship better than anypony could do, and you leap towards him with more and more until the day turns dark. The number of words you have said are magnificient, and even Dome must admit you have a point. However, you get overcharged with energy, and since you're now the power of love itself, you get too much into your own element, having flattered yourself to a point. The love power causes you to want to discharge... and there is only one target in front of you!
Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the hiroshima-like hug!
Your roll : 4
Dome sucessfully sidesteps to the side, avoiding a ''Adorable Love Love Ryqo Rush Steam Hug!'' from Ryqo. Of course, the speech would have had an effect on him, if it was not for the sudden attack.
Your roll : 4
You revive, but in another dimension where things die in a minute anyway.
Your roll : 1
You instead slack off and decide nothing should be done for those people today. You even want to buy a TV...
Your roll : 7
The enemy tries to use some tribuchet on you, but they end up accelerating the process, somehow.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors,
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, +2 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on, +2 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 1hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
Kokojo: Dead
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 40 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10), Wounded for 1 turns
Captain Dynamite :
But first, RRS_kai roll that I forgot! You might ressurect from it...
Quote from: rrs_kai on November 24, 2014, 11:49:28 am
>summon Bugs bunny to help Kokojo (eehhhh...whats up doc??)
Your roll : 2
You instead join in the circle of people into picking your nose.
Second, I must retract something : RRS_Kai is NOT DEAD. I did forget he had 2hp!
Please submit a new roll for this round, RRS, and I am very sorry
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Quote from: Dome on November 24, 2014, 04:13:58 am
>Summon an army of Cossack warriors riding Bears to do my bidding
Your roll :1 (-1) = 0 Cannot roll a 0. Reroll.
Your roll : 2 Bleh :/
You decide to do.... knitting. For your army. Maybe. And then you give up knitting.
Quote from: Jumza on November 24, 2014, 10:34:02 am
>steal (the recently deceased) rrs_kai's wonder and force it to work for me.
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2 Godamnit. It's 4 am. I am tired from studying and this is the rolls we get?
You look at Dome's discarded work and decide you will never abandon something like that. However, you forget what you wanted to do.
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 30, 2014, 11:15:21 am
>["1-2-3 A-B-C Elementary Love Ryqo Lecture of Friendship and Respect!"]
Your roll : 6 Oh god.
You point your magic wand at Dome and everything that flows out of your pointy stick is knowledge, love and how to cuddle someone. You tell him about the feelings and the magic of friendship better than anypony could do, and you leap towards him with more and more until the day turns dark. The number of words you have said are magnificient, and even Dome must admit you have a point. However, you get overcharged with energy, and since you're now the power of love itself, you get too much into your own element, having flattered yourself to a point. The love power causes you to want to discharge... and there is only one target in front of you!
Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the hiroshima-like hug!
Your roll : 4
Dome sucessfully sidesteps to the side, avoiding a ''Adorable Love Love Ryqo Rush Steam Hug!'' from Ryqo. Of course, the speech would have had an effect on him, if it was not for the sudden attack.
Quote from: Kokojo on December 05, 2014, 03:56:33 am
> Revive as Cow-thulu.
Your roll : 4
You revive, but in another dimension where things die in a minute anyway.
Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>[Back to work!"]
Your roll : 1
You instead slack off and decide nothing should be done for those people today. You even want to buy a TV...
Quote from: Wonder
>Be built! (D10)
Your roll : 7
The enemy tries to use some tribuchet on you, but they end up accelerating the process, somehow.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors,
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, +2 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on, +2 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 1hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 40 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10), Wounded for 1 turns
Captain Dynamite :
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
December 03, 2014, 01:06:26 pm
Rolling tonight. The big pause was because of a big projet I had to do for today...
Finnaly done.
Damn you, sociology.
Finnaly done.
Damn you, sociology.
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Call of Power: Chapter 1 to 3 / Re: CoP progress Log.
November 26, 2014, 03:13:27 am
Still not posting about the names, but progress has been done. We're now back at 2 events and text is flowing.
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 24, 2014, 01:04:54 am
Time to roll!
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Your roll : 1(+1) = 2
You simply ruffle your own hair.
Your roll : 3
You fail to possess the body.
Your roll : 2
Your spell falls flat to the ground, not being lovy-dovy enough.
Your roll : 2 Oh cmon!
You decide to talk to rrs_kai after watching Star Trek.... and then forget about it.
Your roll : 1 (-1) = 0
As you don't act at all, you seem to be fading away!
Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE nonexistance!
Your roll : 4
You sucesfully do a triple sommersault to prove to reality that you are still worth a damn. However, this was tiring and this concludes your chain of actions.
Your roll : 1
You decide to instead slack on the job and do nothing. :/ wow.
Your roll : 7
You get built super fast thanks to a new upgrade that allows the villagers to hammer faster!
The giant spambomb falls to the ground!
Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3.
You roll on the side, hurting yourself on a rock that was just standing there. (-1 to next roll)
Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
You simply sidestep to the side using your super-fast reflexes, and hide behind a rock (The same that dome hurt himself on!)
Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4(+1) = 5
You teleport yourself into a movie, knowing well that the explosions in the movie would't hurt you at all. Meanwhile, a witty sidekick gives you a brand new pair of sunglasses that you can use to make you badass! (+2 to next roll)
Rufio must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 5
You manage to produce a skateboard and ride the explosion as a master of dance and awesomeness. You too don awesome sunglasses. (+2 to next roll)
Rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 1
You stumble around and decide to fight the explosion with a piece of your own clothes, hoping the irony will stop the spam from meme-ing you. The waves hits you with the force of over 9000 internets, and you explode.
Rrs_Kai is DEAD
Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
Having a vanish mantle, you are clearly able to sidestep to the side and avoid being blown up.
Captain Dynamite must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
Using your powers of explosions and awesomeness, you are able to distract the explosions using more explosion! Aren't you hypocritical!
Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 2
You take catastrophic damage, yet you are not destroyed by the power wave. (Wounded for 2 turns)
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors, -1 to next roll
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, +2 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on, +2 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
Kokojo: Dead
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 47 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10), Wounded for 2 turns
Captain Dynamite :
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Quote from: Dome on November 17, 2014, 02:45:13 am
>Rebuild Kokojo with ruffled hairs, air and love
Your roll : 1(+1) = 2
You simply ruffle your own hair.
Quote from: Kokojo on November 17, 2014, 04:06:51 am
> Try to posses the body of an evil teddy beard in order to revive.
Your roll : 3
You fail to possess the body.
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 18, 2014, 07:15:51 am
>[Ultra Gourmet Racing Logically Approving Love Ryqo Counterwave!"]
Your roll : 2
Your spell falls flat to the ground, not being lovy-dovy enough.
Quote from: Jumza on November 18, 2014, 07:15:32 pm
>Convince rrs_kai to swap wonders!
Your roll : 2 Oh cmon!
You decide to talk to rrs_kai after watching Star Trek.... and then forget about it.
Quote from: Vaan on November 20, 2014, 03:19:08 pm
>["Dark Barrier of Go Back to Deep Web, Spam!"]
Your roll : 1 (-1) = 0
As you don't act at all, you seem to be fading away!
Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE nonexistance!
Your roll : 4
You sucesfully do a triple sommersault to prove to reality that you are still worth a damn. However, this was tiring and this concludes your chain of actions.
Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>[Carry on with your duties, soldier."]
Your roll : 1
You decide to instead slack on the job and do nothing. :/ wow.
Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)
Your roll : 7
You get built super fast thanks to a new upgrade that allows the villagers to hammer faster!
The giant spambomb falls to the ground!
Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3.
You roll on the side, hurting yourself on a rock that was just standing there. (-1 to next roll)
Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
You simply sidestep to the side using your super-fast reflexes, and hide behind a rock (The same that dome hurt himself on!)
Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4(+1) = 5
You teleport yourself into a movie, knowing well that the explosions in the movie would't hurt you at all. Meanwhile, a witty sidekick gives you a brand new pair of sunglasses that you can use to make you badass! (+2 to next roll)
Rufio must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 5
You manage to produce a skateboard and ride the explosion as a master of dance and awesomeness. You too don awesome sunglasses. (+2 to next roll)
Rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 1
You stumble around and decide to fight the explosion with a piece of your own clothes, hoping the irony will stop the spam from meme-ing you. The waves hits you with the force of over 9000 internets, and you explode.
Rrs_Kai is DEAD
Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
Having a vanish mantle, you are clearly able to sidestep to the side and avoid being blown up.
Captain Dynamite must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
Using your powers of explosions and awesomeness, you are able to distract the explosions using more explosion! Aren't you hypocritical!
Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 2
You take catastrophic damage, yet you are not destroyed by the power wave. (Wounded for 2 turns)
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors, -1 to next roll
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, +2 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on, +2 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 47 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10), Wounded for 2 turns
Captain Dynamite :
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Call of Power: Chapter 1 to 3 / Re: CoP progress Log.
November 18, 2014, 02:44:32 am
He's just making sure the loot will not be visible at all while being collectible.
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Call of Power: Chapter 1 to 3 / Re: CoP progress Log.
November 18, 2014, 12:35:22 am
Well this may deceive some, but I completly scrapped chapter 4 after event 1. It just din't make much sense and felt rushed.
I nearly finished the new script and started back to event 2 (I was at 3 before, so it's not much of a setback). I will talk with Eternal about the new event configuration and if it's pleasing then I will post the new event lineup.
Meanwhile, Jumza started working on my chapter 1 events.
I nearly finished the new script and started back to event 2 (I was at 3 before, so it's not much of a setback). I will talk with Eternal about the new event configuration and if it's pleasing then I will post the new event lineup.
Meanwhile, Jumza started working on my chapter 1 events.
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 17, 2014, 04:06:51 am
Are you like a smurf...but instead of smurfing... you're... Loving?
EGHADS!
> Try to posses the body of an evil teddy beard in order to revive.
EGHADS!
> Try to posses the body of an evil teddy beard in order to revive.
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 16, 2014, 10:44:05 pmTime to roll!
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Quote from: Kokojo on November 12, 2014, 04:16:47 am
> Bash the wonder with a hammer made of diamonds.
Your roll : 2
You pick your nose with VIOLENCE this time. Nothing can stop this picking of the nose!
Quote from: Dome on November 12, 2014, 04:30:48 am
>Hide inside the air Bunker
Your roll : 6
You hide into the bunker made of air and press the invisible ''ultimate defense'' button. Air from all around the world wraps around you in a protective cocoon and makes you prepared for your next action. However, the air flow is incredible around here, your hair is all ruffled and un-fluffy. You decide you have to remedy to that! ( +1 to next RTD, Next roll must include mention of hair, only for dome)
Quote from: Jumza on November 12, 2014, 05:01:18 pm
>Create a replica Wonder, using the Wonders cookies as building material
Your roll : 3
You do create a replica of the wonder, made out of cookies, however, nasty rabbits made of fur and flesh and teeth decide to bite on you pretty hard because they, duh, want to eat the cookies you used for your wonder. You get quite a lot of nasty bites, but manage to chase them off. (-1 to next roll)
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 13, 2014, 07:04:05 am
>["Light And Fluffy Time Love Ryqo Super Sonic Pillow!"]
Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4
You charge your pillow with enought love to make a bunny explode, and sucessfully launch it at the being known as Kokojo, but alast, known as evil to you.
Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE a love-charged pillow!
Your roll : 1
Q_Q
You try to avoid the pillow, but not only does it hits you squarely in the chest, the energy of love that was contained within the pillow tries to borrow itself deep into you, going straight for the hearth. However, as an evil being, you cannot handle this kind of commitement, and decide to immediately commit sepuku with 10 ton of dynamite, making sure to blow it right in the middle of an orphanage.
Kokojo is Dead.
Quote from: Vaan on November 13, 2014, 10:49:59 am
>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!³" while mad at lady luck for betraying me]
Your roll : 3
Finnaly conjuring the dragon with your spirit, you notice that the passage of power from you to the dragon has left you severely drained of energy. However, you still command the dragon to attack that damn Pyramid. (-1 to next roll)
Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the dark shenlong!
Your roll : 1
You take catastrophic damage to your hull and port side door, and your cloning bay and weapon centers are in the red! Not to mentions boarder on your left flank and fire on the other side of the ship! You're most likely going down! (-1hp)
Quote from: rrs_kai on November 16, 2014, 12:29:47 pm
>cast heal on the wonder
Your roll : 2
You mourn Kokojo first, deciding that it's way more important than winning the game!
Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>["Keep up the good work!"]
Your roll : 5
You roll around at the speed of explosions, handing out cards with mentions like ''You matter'', ''people do like you'' and ''You're not alone'' to random passerby, making them grow confident and happy with themselves. One of them rewards you with a performance potion. (+1 to next roll)
Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)
Your roll : 1
Meat was lacking, so you'll have to wait until we get more sheeps killed.
The giant SpamBomb arrives next turn!
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors, must include a mention of hair in next roll, +1 to RTD
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, (-1 to next roll)
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 54 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : +1 to next roll
Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 1 turns, cannot be deactivated
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 12, 2014, 04:16:47 am
> Bash the wonder with a hammer made of diamonds.
Of course I am targetable
. I am a player like all of you.
Of course I am targetable
. I am a player like all of you.
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 12, 2014, 01:05:53 am
I know I am a bitch.
Time to roll!
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Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to build a bunker made out of air instead.
Your roll : 5(-1) =4
You eat spinach and grow muscles of the biggest measure. Nothing can stop you now! (PM me for awnsers on anything)
Your roll : 5 (-1) = 4
You sucessfully drive the arrows/power of love into your hearth, fueling inside of you the new flower of love. Within you blossoms the beacon of motherly care, the proudness of a father watching his childrens, the timid attachement between first-graders and the over-complicated romance of presumed tortured teenagers. You managed to stop the apathy in the world (well, next turn)
Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1 I can't help but laugh
"White Sheep of Regurgitating Order Maker Unsummon!¼"
Once again, you unsummon a weird godly sheep that was not there in the first place, making your actions pointless and frustrating.
Your roll : 5 (-1) =4
You conduct your ritual and manage to steal the cookies from the Wonder's storehouse! Much to your avail, nothing much happens after that, but you have a considerable ammount of cookies.
Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5
You fly around, going kaboom as you launch petals and kitties to people in need, hug the hugable and high-fiving the guys in need of approuval. As you go around, you stumble unto a 40-leaf clover. Clearly it will help your summoner! (+1 to next roll for Ryqo)
Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5
The king removes 4 peasants from the building site, slowing down the process.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn, +1 to next roll
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor, +1 to evil rolls
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies.
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 55 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : Flying~
Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 2 turns, cannot be deactivated
Time to roll!
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Quote from: Dome on November 08, 2014, 03:51:56 am
>Build a Bunker to hide from the bomb
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to build a bunker made out of air instead.
Quote from: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 04:29:38 am
>eat spinach to find out what is happening
Your roll : 5(-1) =4
You eat spinach and grow muscles of the biggest measure. Nothing can stop you now! (PM me for awnsers on anything)
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 08, 2014, 05:40:30 am
>["Love Forever Love Is Free Love Ryqo Recursion Recharge!] Loop!"
Your roll : 5 (-1) = 4
You sucessfully drive the arrows/power of love into your hearth, fueling inside of you the new flower of love. Within you blossoms the beacon of motherly care, the proudness of a father watching his childrens, the timid attachement between first-graders and the over-complicated romance of presumed tortured teenagers. You managed to stop the apathy in the world (well, next turn)
Quote from: Vaan on November 08, 2014, 07:08:18 pm
>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!²"]
Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1 I can't help but laugh
"White Sheep of Regurgitating Order Maker Unsummon!¼"
Once again, you unsummon a weird godly sheep that was not there in the first place, making your actions pointless and frustrating.
Quote from: Jumza on November 08, 2014, 08:24:34 pm
>Conduct a satanic ritual to summon cookies from the Wonders storehouse of cookies
Your roll : 5 (-1) =4
You conduct your ritual and manage to steal the cookies from the Wonder's storehouse! Much to your avail, nothing much happens after that, but you have a considerable ammount of cookies.
Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>[Spread my rose petals and friendship]
Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5
You fly around, going kaboom as you launch petals and kitties to people in need, hug the hugable and high-fiving the guys in need of approuval. As you go around, you stumble unto a 40-leaf clover. Clearly it will help your summoner! (+1 to next roll for Ryqo)
Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)
Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5
The king removes 4 peasants from the building site, slowing down the process.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn, +1 to next roll
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor, +1 to evil rolls
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies.
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 55 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : Flying~
Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 2 turns, cannot be deactivated
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 08, 2014, 01:36:06 pm
I do agree it was a shitty roll, but truly man, I keep the dice to what it rolls.
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 08, 2014, 03:06:25 am
Time to roll... so sleepy.... kokojo needs.....less work.
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Your roll : 6 (-1)
You build a giant bomb out of styrofoam, internet memes and all of your posts. It's so gigantic, it starts to crush the rest of the world and self-ignites because ''it must bomb ALL THE THINGS, amyrite?, cauz they added a bomb in the bomb, so you can bomb while you bomb with sucess kid and Good guy greg.
Speaking of Good Guy Greg, he assures you that no one will ever mess with the bomb because it's a ninja and can't be found! New event : Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 3 turns, cannot be deactivated).
Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1
''Hatred Downside Up apathy someone dark draning square!''
You speak those words and conjure up a global apathy. So much so that the carebears falls off from the sky and each and everyone one of them dies from the impact with the ground. The conjuration takes place and envelops the world once more. (-1 to all rolls next round... again)
Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1
''White sheep of adding order building unsummon!''
You unsummon the white sheep of order and building, and the effects are fairly stale on the world, since it was probably not summoned in the first place.
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to get some milk first, and can't find any.
Your roll : 6(-1)
You sucesfully stab love with your foot, sucesfully launching the world, besides the other players, in a loveless atmosphere. Mass suicide, general depression and darkness prevail now with the human race. You take this as an occasion to sucesfully mount an army of dark minions that will obey your every move, as long as they are evil. (+1 to evil rolls)
Your roll : 2(-1)
You instead dismiss a human from your team, causing him to be very frustrated...
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You try to dance, but first, you must take a break at the McDonalds.
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to fly around, but you must first drink some soda to power up and gain your dynamity powers of awesome.
The 2s man. The 2s...well, 3.
Your roll : 9 (-1) = 8
The king visits, and proceeds to give 800 units of meat for your construction.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bounded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor, +1 to evil rolls
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 60 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : Flying~
Apathy : -1 to all rolls next round.
Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 3 turns, cannot be deactivated
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Quote from: Dome on November 04, 2014, 03:13:53 am
>build "TEH UBER SPAM BOMB" to blow up the world
Your roll : 6 (-1)
You build a giant bomb out of styrofoam, internet memes and all of your posts. It's so gigantic, it starts to crush the rest of the world and self-ignites because ''it must bomb ALL THE THINGS, amyrite?, cauz they added a bomb in the bomb, so you can bomb while you bomb with sucess kid and Good guy greg.
Speaking of Good Guy Greg, he assures you that no one will ever mess with the bomb because it's a ninja and can't be found! New event : Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 3 turns, cannot be deactivated).
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 06, 2014, 07:55:22 am
>["Apathy Upside Down Love Ryqo Shining Vitality Spiral!"]
Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1
''Hatred Downside Up apathy someone dark draning square!''
You speak those words and conjure up a global apathy. So much so that the carebears falls off from the sky and each and everyone one of them dies from the impact with the ground. The conjuration takes place and envelops the world once more. (-1 to all rolls next round... again)
Quote from: Vaan on November 06, 2014, 01:34:08 pm
Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:
>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!"]
Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1
''White sheep of adding order building unsummon!''
You unsummon the white sheep of order and building, and the effects are fairly stale on the world, since it was probably not summoned in the first place.
Quote from: Jumza on November 07, 2014, 11:33:35 am
>Grab and eat some of the Wonder's wonderful cookies!
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to get some milk first, and can't find any.
Quote from: Kokojo on November 07, 2014, 05:04:21 pm
Quick Edit : > Finish love of with a kick of pure hatred.
Your roll : 6(-1)
You sucesfully stab love with your foot, sucesfully launching the world, besides the other players, in a loveless atmosphere. Mass suicide, general depression and darkness prevail now with the human race. You take this as an occasion to sucesfully mount an army of dark minions that will obey your every move, as long as they are evil. (+1 to evil rolls)
Quote from: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 02:16:40 am
>hire a scarecrow
Your roll : 2(-1)
You instead dismiss a human from your team, causing him to be very frustrated...
Quote from: Cluster of dancers
>Dance with Rufio
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You try to dance, but first, you must take a break at the McDonalds.
Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>Fly around, spreading love and bliss and stuff.
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to fly around, but you must first drink some soda to power up and gain your dynamity powers of awesome.
The 2s man. The 2s...well, 3.
Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)
Your roll : 9 (-1) = 8
The king visits, and proceeds to give 800 units of meat for your construction.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bounded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor, +1 to evil rolls
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves, is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza :
MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 60 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : Flying~
Apathy : -1 to all rolls next round.
Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 3 turns, cannot be deactivated
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RP Forum / Re: Roll to dodge!
November 07, 2014, 05:04:21 pm
Well I have to go to work tonight apparently... so... roll at 1am here :/
Mother of coincidences.
Quick Edit : > Finish love of with a kick of pure hatred.
Mother of coincidences.
Quick Edit : > Finish love of with a kick of pure hatred.