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HOLY CRAP: G.I.JOE: Rise of Cobra...

Started by Vanya, July 31, 2008, 05:43:41 pm

Vanya

July 31, 2008, 05:43:41 pm Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Vanya
...is going to suck giant donkey dick! What the hell is wrong with the casting director? Is it so hard to give Channing Tatum a bottle of hair bleach?!? Brendan Fraser as Gung-ho? The Rock as Shipwreck?
WHAT ... THE ... FUCK ... ?!?

The only thing I've seen so far that makes any kind of sense is that they got Denis Quade to play General Hawk.
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orangejulius56

July 31, 2008, 06:03:49 pm #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by orangejulius56
I agree, looks like balls so far. I will still go see it though.

Vanya

July 31, 2008, 06:23:55 pm #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Vanya
I'm fucking depressed! I just read the review of the next to final version of the Castlevania script. What an amazing flying turd! Paul W.S. Anderson can suck my hairy balls!!!
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