Roll to dodge!

[rrs_kai]

I also want to note when I get such a roll as a 5 or 6, I roll another dice to decide what's gotten. Example, the +2 to one selected roll this round was gotten with a 6 on the secret dice.

Just making sure there is no favoritism~

Nice

This is RTD, most things don't make any sense.

Well, so much for spongebob..but...but...you gotta have more respect for a guy who can wear square-pants cause dragons can't do that.

[Dome]

>Run at the speed of light shouting "UR TOO SLOW!" to everyone

[Rufio]

>Run at the speed of light shouting "UR TOO SLOW!" to everyone

http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

Don't do it!!!

[TristanBeoulve]

Kokojo, you should turn non-actives into npcs until people return, if they miss a roll.
Just a suggestion 

[Ryqoshay]

Ryqo-Ry volunteers to control Celdia! ^_^

[TristanBeoulve]

Ryqo-Ry volunteers to control Celdia! ^_^

That's the spirit.

[Ryqoshay]

That's the spirit.

She may disagree...

[Dome]

Don't do it!!!

[Vaan]

> [Use Pyroclasm on Tristan, hoping to make a Quickening Chain]

If you want war, thats what you gonna get!

[TristanBeoulve]

> [Fire lasers at Tristan using my cannons]

If you want war, thats what you gonna get!

spoiler

[Vaan]

Your ship is gone, remember?

Derp.

[Ryqoshay]

Why is the rum gon... I mean... Why is the airship gone?

[TristanBeoulve]

Derp.

Oops, sorry. I misread.

[Çachagrei]

I know september isn't over, but its time to wake up. Can I wake up screaming? (if not, i just wake up).
>Wake up screaming: "I am batman!!"(I am not, it was just an awesome dream).

[Kokojo]

Time to roll!
Sorry im late! Im trying to keep it within 3 days at most, but 2 should be the standart.
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>use my master black magic to enthrall Vaan so that he'll do my bidding.

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You instead cast neutral magic on Vaan. Neutral magic is not interested in exploding things.

>Focus on recovering from injury

Your roll : 3

You patch up your injury using a needle, but the movement of the dragon throws it off course!

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the needle!
Your roll : 1

Jumza receives the needle in his right eye. Bleeding, he clutches to the dragon tightly, only to accidently push the needle a bit foward, destroying a bit of frontal lobe. Trying desesperatly to stop the pain, you cover your eye with your two hands, dropping off the dragon when it makes a sharp turn.

You fall and break nearly every bone in your body as you hit the ground.
Your last thought was "Where are my waffle iron..."

Jumza has DIED.
Good night sweet prince

>Use airoga in jumza and his dragon to make them fall, like a sir.

Your roll : 1 (-1) = 0

You suddently stop existing.

Barba must ROLL TO DODGE non-existance!
Your roll : 1

You completly vanish and stops existing in this realm. No one heard, of will hear, of him. At least, in this world.

Barba has DIED!
Holy balls everyone is dying

>shamble about slowly near the disabled ultra-relaxed nuke that may or may not be teleported.

Your roll : 2

You stay near nowhere, doing zombie things like pecking at your own brain and saying ''blarrrg''.

> ["Amazingly Ameliorating Love Ryqo Power Heal!"]

Your roll : 6

You call upon the power of the whatever you use to cast, and shoot a healing beam at where Jumza was a moment ago. However, it pierces the dragon's hide and makes it super-heal, turning it into it's original form : the wish dragon from Dragon Ball. It offer you to fufill a wish.

Your next action will be a wish and will be really powerfull, however, it will be ROLLED. (Dangerous wish)

I am the Eternal Dragon....

>summon spongebob squarepants and ask for his golden spatula

Your roll : 1 So many 1s today. Wow.

You unsummon Sheldon J. Plankton and steal his oldest, crumiest mixing bowl. (Mixing bowl)

> [Begin building a wonder that will win me this game in 1000 turns.]

Your roll : 5

You build the wonder, and it's so awesome that's it's effects are actually more than quadrupled. Nearly every civilisation likes it, and it's being honored all around. (Wonder- Will win the game for Kokojo in 100 turns if not destroyed.)

>Run at the speed of light shouting "UR TOO SLOW!" to everyone

Your roll : 3

As you start to run at the speed of light, you undergo time delusion and end up punching yourself in the past from the positiong you are currently in, plus the speed ignites a nuclear blast near you. All things considered, it hurts a lot.

Dome must ROLL TO - Actually forget it, the transformer armor immediately takes on all of the heat and teleports Dome to safety. At least he had to to shout ''you're to slow'' to everyone else.

> [Use Pyroclasm on Tristan, hoping to make a Quickening Chain]

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You clasps your hands togheter and pretend they are held by superglue, thus forgetting your purpose.

>Wake up screaming: "I am batman!!"(I am not, it was just an awesome dream).

Your roll : 2 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND LOW NUMBERS TODAY RANDOM.ORG???

You stay unwaken, but in the game.

spoiler: Player Pannel

Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay: Has a very dangerous wish to make.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans)
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), Injured (1 turns).
Eternal :
Kokojo : Has a Wonder.
Rufio: Is a zombie.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty.
Çachagrei :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
Jumza : Dead

spoiler: NPC

MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls. About to realise Ryqo's wish.
Wonder : Wins the game for Kokojo in 100 turns. (3 hp)

[Kokojo]

> Remove all innactive players from the list of the Player Pannel in order to stop the clutter.

[Jumza]

>Focus on reviving myself

(Because we all know how well that went last time)

[Rufio]

>mindlessly walk into a prison fence, attempting to topple it over for no reason.

(Maybe I can meet friends in there!)

[rrs_kai]

>gawk at kokojo's wonder

[Dome]

>Say "Good night, sweet prince" to the Transformer Armor that saved me