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Roll to dodge!

Started by Kokojo, September 09, 2014, 12:19:08 am

TristanBeoulve

September 11, 2014, 02:10:49 pm #40 Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 02:06:10 pm by TristanBeoulve
>call a dragon named 'Hammer' to ride on
"There is blood on my hands, how long till it lies on my heart?"

Artemicion

>Attempts to come back from the dead, seeking help from a holy stone for revival. (hoping for a 6)
From Mogrika to Moolan

            Artemicion rubbed it all over himself!
            The machine needs it to function
            properly, kupo!

            I know how he must've felt.
            I used it on myself once, too.
            It's a wonderful thing, but...

Lijj

Secret weakness? hmm too hard..
"F- IT!" (Titan wasn't nearly powerful enough) >Summon Dreadnoughtus on erribody on ground.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/09/04/this-is-the-kind-of-dinosaur-you-find-in-hollywood/

  • Modding version: PSX

Kokojo

You guys should really read the whole posts

*cough cough*.

Like really.

Can't roll tonight due to circonstances. It'll be tomorrow.
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

Angel

  • Modding version: PSX
* Angel should quit being a lazy bitch
<@Elric> I agree to that as well

nyanyame nyanyajuu nyanyado no nyarabide nyakunyaku inyanyaku nyanyahan nyanyadai nyannyaku nyarabete nyaganyagame
At the end of the day, are we not all trapped inside lemons?

NinjaWeazel

You're not even Jewish, Jupi.  You're polish Catholic!

Jumza

Quote from: Kokojo on September 11, 2014, 10:42:00 pm
You guys should really read the whole posts

*cough cough*.

Like really.


Hey! My action totally works under the mc hammer law :P
  • Modding version: PSX
Nyzer: Alma teleports out of her own possessed body.
Raijinili: Remember that you're telling a modding community that the game they love could use some fixing.

Celdia

*just stares at Hammer*

:shock:

*drops it*

Yeah, fuck this. I'm out.

*walks away*
  • Modding version: PSX
  • Discord username: Celdia#0

Kokojo

Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Jumza on September 11, 2014, 12:07:36 am
>After being forced off of my newly acquired airship, I construct a shelter to protect myself from the incoming blast that, due to Celdia's actions, has a hammer in it.

Your roll: 1

You instead demolish a dangerous place in order to get harmed from something, that due to Celdia's evil twin, has a nail outside.
You dun goof'd.

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the harm!
Your roll : 4

Jumza sucesfully evades the harm he would have brought upon himself.

Quote from: Dome on September 11, 2014, 03:57:09 am
>Stop the airship from blowing by saying loud "Bad ship! Don't do that!"

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 11, 2014, 08:13:03 am
> ["Fiery Redhead Calming Love Ryqo Hammer Blow!"]

Your roll : 1

You instead abosorb a Cold, black, angry hater nail-unattacker. It somehow makes your stronger. (Immune to nuclear)

Quote from: Eternal on September 11, 2014, 11:54:24 am
>Construct a shoddily built underground vault to protect against the nuclear blast.

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: Vaan on September 11, 2014, 12:43:58 pm
> [Summon Belias to absorb explosion's heat and radiation for me]

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 11, 2014, 02:10:49 pm
>call a dragon named 'Hammer' to ride on

Your roll : 4

Using dark, arcane magic, you call foward your dragon and summon it at the ground. It will allow you to escape the nuke and fly around, looking cool. (Evades nuke next round)

Quote from: Artemicion on September 11, 2014, 06:28:50 pm
>Attempts to come back from the dead, seeking help from a holy stone for revival. (hoping for a 6)

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: Lijj on September 11, 2014, 06:40:06 pm>Summon Dreadnoughtus on erribody on ground.

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Note to self, not to make another rule like that in the future.


NPC player: Captain Buccan
Quote> Shoot Vaan in order to regain the control of the airship.

Your roll : 2

The captain had no bullet, and thus did not fire.


Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Kokojo: Anti-titan token (RTD 4 againts all titans)
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after),  -1 to next roll
Ryqoshay: Immune to nuclear
Vaan: Airship (At war with Captain Buccan)
Jumza :
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Evades nuke next round thanks to DRAGON
Eternal:
Artmicion: Dead



Captain Buccan : Act as a player. Shoots at the people that own the airship.



Nuclear meltdown in Vaan's airship. Will cause a worldwide ROLL TO DODGE in 1 turns if not stopped.
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

Jumza

>Try and catch a ride on Tristan's dragon to avoid blast!
  • Modding version: PSX
Nyzer: Alma teleports out of her own possessed body.
Raijinili: Remember that you're telling a modding community that the game they love could use some fixing.

Ryqoshay

Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Ryqoshay clucked her tongue. "Ninao, Ninao, Ninao, you should know better, by now, than to send but a mere avatar to thwart me!" She chided the shaowy figure that had coalesced before her instead of the ability she had anticipated. "Ryqo-Ry's Super Special Idol Beacon of Love is far too powerful!"

Sure enough, the dark form was quickly absorbed into Ryqo's radiant aura. "Woo!" She cheered as new found power flooded through her body. She immediatly knew what she needed to do with this power.

And now on to today's episode:

"Alright, let's try this again!" Ryqo cries excitedly, intending to quell the nuke's temper tantrum.
> ["Ultra Relax Teleporting Love Ryqo Tackle Glomp!"]
Hurry down the chimney tonight.

Dome

>Kill mc Hammer because his law is stupid

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Vaan

> [Try to summon Belias to be a meatshield for me again since Mc Hammer's law is no longer valid]
"    One of these days I'll fly an airship of my own. I'll be a sky pirate, free to go where I will.    ,,
   ~ Vaan

TristanBeoulve

>command my loving companion Hammer to burn Jumza to a fine crisp
"There is blood on my hands, how long till it lies on my heart?"

Kokojo

Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Jumza on September 12, 2014, 11:50:49 pm
>Try and catch a ride on Tristan's dragon to avoid blast!

Your roll : 4

You swing around on yourself and jump in the air, and land behind Tristan. (Protected from blast)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 13, 2014, 01:59:43 am
> ["Ultra Relax Teleporting Love Ryqo Tackle Glomp!"]

You roll : 4

You attempt to stop the nuke using your strangely named attack that apparently teleports itself. Strangely, it works! (Nuke has been stopped)

Quote from: Dome on September 13, 2014, 04:33:07 am
>Kill mc Hammer because his law is stupid

Your roll : 1 (- 1) = 0

You momentarily stop existing instead.

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE fading into nothing!
Your roll : 6
You gain back your composure and will yourself back into existance. Your charisma and posture will keep you from rolling a 0 ever again : That weakness is not yours anymore.

Quote from: Vaan on September 13, 2014, 09:55:51 am
> [Try to summon Belias to be a meatshield for me again since Mc Hammer's law is no longer valid]

Your roll : 5

You summon Belias to be your bodyguard. However, since the nuke is gone, Belias will serve as your real bodyguard. The next time you attack or you get attacked, he will roll for you instead, avoiding possible harm. (Belias bodyguard).

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 13, 2014, 12:37:19 pm
>command my loving companion Hammer to burn Jumza to a fine crisp

Your roll : 3

Your dragon attacks Jumza, but it forgets that you're in the way!

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the fire!
Your roll : 4
Jumza avoids the fire and remains on the dragon, thanks to his portable anti-fire instantly-buildable wall.

TristanBeoulve must ROLL TO DODGE the fire!
Your roll : 2

Tristan gets seriously injured in the flames of his own dragon and suffer second degree burns... and burnt feelings.
Tristan will die if he receives any damage within 2 turns!

Quote from: Captain Buccan
>Shoot Vaan in the head and GET BACK MY SHIP

Your roll : 2

Your gun was wet, and thus nothing happened.


Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after), Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay:
Vaan: Airship (At war with Captain Buccan), Belias bodyguard
Jumza :
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Has a dragon. Injured (2 turns)
Eternal:
Artmicion: Dead



Captain Buccan : Act as a player. Shoots at the people that own the airship.
MC Nail : Innactive for now.
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

Vaan

> [Use Pyroclasm on Cap'n Buccan to claim airship]
"    One of these days I'll fly an airship of my own. I'll be a sky pirate, free to go where I will.    ,,
   ~ Vaan

Ryqoshay

September 15, 2014, 01:43:02 am #56 Last Edit: September 15, 2014, 03:28:13 am by Ryqoshay
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Having called her manuver, Ryqoshay began running toward the airship overhead, then blinked out of existence after several strides.  A moment later, she materialized a few feet from the core and her momentum carried her the rest of the way. Upon contact, she proceeded to hug the device affectionately, or at least splayed her small arms across the side of the massive machine.

"There, there, it's ok now." She cooed softly. "Ryqo-Ry is here. It's alright now. Everything is gonna be fine. Nobody is gonna hurt you any more. Won't you calm down for little Ryqo-Ry? Please?" As she continued talking in soothing tones, she began to run her hands across the sheet metal, caressing it gently. After a little while, then heat started to disipate and the core cooled down to normal operating temperatures.

"Dwaaa... so~ cu~te..." the girl cried, rubbing her cheek against the steel. "Not as cute as Ryqo-Ry, but... Who's a good little nuclear weesel? Is it you? I'll bet it is! I'll bet it i~s! I'll bet you work really hard and nobody appreciates you and that's why you got all upset and were gonna go all boom and stuff. But that's not good! You could have really hurt yourself! And you could have hurt lots of other people too and that would have been really really sad and I don't want you to be sad. I want you to be happy! I'll tell ya what, for being so good and calming down like I asked, let me give you a gift. It's just a little something to help protect you if bad people wanna hurt you."

And now on to today's episode:

> ["Super Protective Love Ryqo Heart Barrier!" Ryqo kisses the core in order to infuse it with her power.]
Hurry down the chimney tonight.

Dome

>look for a mighty spam hammer

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

TristanBeoulve

>cast a paralysis spell on Jumza so that he'll fall off of the dragon.
"There is blood on my hands, how long till it lies on my heart?"

Barba